Hello anyone who happens to be bored enough to read this.

I'm Alanna. Hi. Nice to meet you. :P

I'm a Female.

I'm an American.

I got tired of the long ass profile I used to have so I'm just gonna keep this one simple...or as simple as I can be.

My mind is a complicated mess of things. I am always thinking about SOMETHING. Be it science theories, a new movie coming out or the AMAZING Gerard Way! gets a far away look in my eyes Gerard...sighs dreamily

Yeah.

hehe, sorry.

Anyways. I love to read thats why I'm on here. lol. I also LOVE music. All kinds really but lately my favorite songs have been Almost Lover by A Fine Frenzy and Wonderful by Everclear.

I'm a really quiet person in public but once you get me talking its EXTREMELY hard to get me to shut up. xD

hmm...I noticed these list thingys on other people's bios, you know the ones that have you bold print the things you are. I've tried them before and I got bored so...I'm gonna do it again only leaving out all the other stuff I'm not. lol, ya can get the full list (at least the one I got) from EvilVampireDucky's bio

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE

I didn't write the following poem, but spread it as far as you can:

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless mother fucker

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile. Although, I'm thinking about leaving now that he's all goody, goody.