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since: 11-28-08, id: 1754292, Profile Updated: 11-05-09
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Author has written 7 stories for Full Moon wo Sagashite, +Anima, and Fruits Basket.

Hay all! Kiira-chan here! I randomly update crap on and off so yea! have fun! Just dont asplode!!

If you want to enter any anime and murder the characters for being idiotic, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think I'm being anidiot for saying all this crap, copy and paste this into your profile

5 things I hate about the world...

People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel

People who write stupid-humor with OOC for thier boredom-killing fics. It's okay to see it on tv but, give it in a fic and you better learn to sleep with your eyes open

If you think Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile

People who always say it's in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF!? Of course it's in the last place you look! Which idiot keeps looking after they've found it?!

If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you would'nt have the chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it's already been created in one form, so it can't be new.

When you stand at the bus stop and somebody asks you "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours ,and the bus came. Why would I still be standing here if the bus came?

If you hate any of these 5 things, copy and paste into your profile

98 of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 who can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile

Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then wierd is good. If you're wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles to copy and paste things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the +Anima manga series should be made into an anime, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think I have to many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think I have at least 1 more "copy and paste" thingys in my profile, then copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, NegimaFan, Princess Falling Star, Tahza, Grace Raven, yukisohmaluvr

If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completly and utterly tired of people posting stories in the wrong section on purpose, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

0 of teens of vampires. 99 are wannabes. Please post this or put it in your signature/profile if you're one of the 1 that is actually sane

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your on two feet copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. XD

If you think Husky and Nana (from +Anima) should get together, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a profile do the opposite of copying this to your profile, and do the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above copy this into your profile and that too, up there

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile

98 percent of teens do or have tried pot. If your are the 2 percent who have not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Princess Falling Star, Grace Raven,yukisohmaluvr

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.


My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.


You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally entered your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason you're not keeping in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or MySpace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read the list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this, you're thinking about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were to busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity!

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did.


The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD


Reasons why girls are the best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can have men do what we want by mearly unbuttening our shirts.

If you absolutely LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on!!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.


Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

if your called wierd, just think, wierd=different. different=stupid. stupid=dominaint. dominaint=supreme. supreme=allmighty. allmighty=Jigglypuff. jigglypuff=god. god=Chuck Norris.

things that are weird:

i haven't lost my marbles, their under my bed somewhere.

if all things up, must come down, will we soon see aliens?

its good to die for your contry, but its really good when the other bastard dies for their contry.

since its rat poison, can i eat it?

if you answer a question with a quesion, will you get change?

i know whats right. Bob over there knows whats left.

if i howl at the moon, will Saix answer me?

i'll give you an arm for your leg.

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn that was fun!

Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.

What's another word for synonym?

War determines not who is right, but who is left.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

A mighty oak is the restult of a a nut who held its ground.

Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

It's you and me against the world. (puts on helmet) We attack at dawn.

Friends don't set friends on fire.

Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected?

I do visit reality, althought it's only on a tourist visa.

I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.

Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.

Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have.

Me believes in ME!

Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

In the end it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.

Live for the moments you can't put into words.

No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

You just have to live your life not caring what they think and shake off the drama and prove to them that you're better than they think you are.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid.

Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

You are only limited by your own fears and inaction.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

I used to have a life but, that was before video games!

Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.

I'm the author of my life, and unfortunately I'm writing in pen!

Move on. It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book. Just turn the page.

Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it The Present.

When you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you'll never enjoy the sunshine.

Many say I am just one to try. I say I am one less to quit.

Believe in yourself and others will follow.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote.

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.

I shoot every third salesmen that comes to my house, the second just left.

I shoot every third flamer that comes to my profile, the second just left.

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

I'm perfectly sane, it's the world that's crazy.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and its gone.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished.

We live in an age where the pizza delivery will reach your house before the police.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Silence is golden, duck-tape is silver-

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own.

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tommorow in Australia.

Are you always in mortal danger, or just when I'm passing through?

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
given opportunity (It's true I tell you!)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Smile every minute of the day. You never know who is falling in love with it.

brain teasers.

Q:you're in a room with no way of escape. you have a mirror and a table. how do you get out?

A:you look through the mirror and see what you saw. you take the saw and cut the table into two holes. you then escape through one of the holes.

Q:Lee's father has six sons. there names are la, le, lu, li, lo. what's the sixth son's name?

A:Lee

Q:the pen is red. the pen's ink is red. is all ink read/red?

A:yes/no it depends on how you read it.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! (did you REALLY think I was one of those friggin girls?)

If you have been called insane more than once, copy and paste this into your profile "This ever insanity or brilliance." (it's amazing how those two always get mixed up on me!)

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.


Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hourlong sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Add this to your profile if you are one of the 10 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH!"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you just don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, EmoNekoNinja, black.is.the.new.blood, Kuro-puuAndFaiLuvers, organization MA, yukisohmaluvr

Put this in your profile if you didn't know that the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

if you cannot touch your tonge to your nose copy and paste this into your profile.

if you can be happy with someone by just sitting in the same room, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: organization MA,yukisohmaluvr

if you have woken up at three in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile and go to bed

1. Your real name: Cassie

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Cassxie

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Cassieizzle (oh yeah)

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Purple Rat (wow is that idiotic)

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Rosalie Circle

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first three letters of your first): SWECAS (?)

7. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Boots (??)

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but what if you've stuck your face as a slight frown. if you naturally frown copy and paste this into your profile.

Emo people do deserve respect:

Are you laughing?

an "emo" can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking, but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOU'RE NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?

KEEP ON LAUGHING

Isn't it not funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life, without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.

BRAVE IS:

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT. ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS. BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE. ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING.
If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.

BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.

KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run Forest run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.


Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!), AlukaKaiserin (i know i'm the same person as Kaiseress, and i still say Kaiser!!), Kisuke's Wolf(Kisuke Urahara...I WANNA BE HUG THE REAL HIM NOT JUST A PLUSHIE), organization MA (Thursday the super robot. he's from Disgaea.), yukisohmaluvr (im gonna have to say Yuki Sohma)

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

-If you think Tellytubbies are evil brainwashing nasties and want to take over the world, put this in your profile

If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks

-If you've ever had a spazz attack, put this in your profile.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

IF YOU LIKE TALKING IN CAPITALS SOMETIMES FOR NO REASON, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. YAAAAAAY!!

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!


This is the story of my life. Copy this into your profile if it sounds like yours.

You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist in your own dimension. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love with an anime character. Put your penname into this and name the character in parentheses. Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo), AlukaKaiserin (ditto as my alter-ego XD), Kisuk'es Wolf (... i do believe the name speaks for itself), organization MA (L), yukisohmaluvr (hm... I dunno, Yuki maybe)

My life has been beyond boring. Nothing of great importance, good or bad, has happened to me. Copy this into your profile if your life is boring.

The most traumatic thing in my life didn't really happen. If the worst thing in your life has happened only in a show or something, put this in your profile and name it. Kaiseress (Hell Kaiser...i know i'm pathetic...), AlukaKaiserin (when i thought Ryo died...i cried every day for almost two months.), Kisuke's Wolf (when i thought Kenpachi died... i sat there whimpering for hours staring at him on the tv befor i went to my room and started 2 bawl), organization MA (when L died I stopped reading and watching the manga and anime. I also cried a lot.) yukisohmaluvr (when zack died at the end of FF7 Crisis Core.)

REMEMBER WHEN...
getting HiGHmeant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

copy and paste this into your profile if your still 5 in your heart.

if you can make fun of someone and not feel guilty about it, don't paste this into your profile because you're to much of a jerk to even relize that they have feelings.


21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. greet all your friends with a tackle.

20. Go to a costume party as a cowboy and when someone asks you where you got your costume from you say, "this is a costume part?"

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

21. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.

And if ur crazier add another one and we'll believe it happen to you before


If you ever wondered who the HELL came up with the idea of bending in front of a cow and squeezing the flappy pink things under it to see if something comes out and DRINKING whatever crap comes out, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'veever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

:Personality quiz!:

Q1: what do you do during the weekends?

A1: sleep

A2: play with friends

A3: read

A4: go around the street and say “yo, dawg, wats up, my man?”

A5: huddle in a corner and be emo

Q2: when you get a project, what do you do?

A1: procrastinate

A2: copy from my friend that’s in another class

A3: do a little of it a day and end up finishing it four days early

A4: forget it. I’m gonna’ show my teacher that she has nothin’ on me and so I’ll fail not doing anything

A5: what project?

Q3: you have a dog, what is it?

A1: greyhound. There just like me, they’ll lay on a couch and sleep but have random burst of energy

A2: a lab. They hunt so I don't need to buy food

A3: golden retrievers. They always make a good team

A4: pit bull. ‘cause they kick tail

A4: I wanna’ Persian! meow

Q4: which of the following is like you?

A1: Homer Simpson

A2: J.D. Yay for Scrubs!

A3: Cooro

A4: Billy the Kid

A5: Santa Bob, the molester!

Q5: if you could live in any of the following, which one would it be?

A1: a place where the grub’s free and the bed’s cheap

A2: in my friend’s basement

A3: get a house in a nice suburb that’s two stories

A4: fancy house made of marble

A5: huge mansion, but everyday I go to a cardboard box on the street and pretend to be homeless

Q6: why the heck are you taking this?

A1: just ‘cause I’m bored

A2: my bff told me about it

A3: I’m reading the profile and it happens to be here

A4: stfu!

A5: I’ve been possessed and the shadows tell me to

RESULTS:

If you answered more “A1” answers, you’re a lazy bum.

If you answered more “A2” answers, you’re dependant of your friends, but have an abundant amount of them.

If you answered more “A3” answers you’re, probably a normal person that is quiet and frank.

If you answered more “A4” answers you’re, a gangster or a wannabe

If you answered more “A5” answers you’re, a random or a foolish person.

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)


the Dark Side

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was tacos and Elvis was at the jutebox.)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!()()
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-c( uu)

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!(good guys get bath robes.)

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Japan so IT IS MINE!

()()
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c( uu)
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

BUNNIES KICK BUTT!


THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sephiroth

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Yuffie

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Sora. He's annoying

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Aerith. STAY AWAY FROM CLOUD!!

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Traverse Town cuz theres Squall w

6. Least Favorite World?

Don't got one! X3

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Sephiroth's Masamune

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

The wooden sword you get at the beginning of KH1

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Dumbo

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

RoxasxNamine - Theyre cute! Plus it makes perfect sense! So many plotlines...

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

SelphiexSora cuz its random

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Crack pairings?

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

MickymousexSora

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Whenever you're trying to cure yourself, the enemy can still harm you. It's sooooo annoying

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Auron!!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Nope

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Yes :D

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

no

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

YES!!.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine cuz of the whole SoraxKairi thing

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

IT LOOKS EPIC!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

I love that game! So no

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

SEPHIROTH!!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

I'd have to say that I most relate to Sora.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I gave a teacher a pisture of Kairi instead of my essay cuz i puled the wrong paper out

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Selphie!!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Sora gets into a fight in the Land of the Dragons! XD

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

OOGIE BOOGIE IN CoM

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

How dark it was

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

Sokai!!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream. It tastes amazing

42. Cloud or Leon?

Squall! DAMMIT IT"S FRIGGIN SQUALL

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Sephiroth, Squall, Cloud, Auron, Axel, Vincent

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Harvest Moon

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas looks somewhat like Cloud... Theyre frickin twins

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH1

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world?

EPIC QUESTS

HILARIOUS AND ADVENTEROUS STORYLINE

AMAZING CHARACTERS THAT STICK WITH YOU

AND THE THOUGHT THAT THERE SO MUCH MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you're a KH fan. SPREAD THE KH DISEASE!!

OC Survey (Lol I love these things!) List 10 OC's. If you don't have ten, just get chacacters from somewhere.

1. Takuya

2. Yuki (Sohma)

3. Hikaru (Hitachiin)

4. Amaya

5. Kyo

6. Kaoru (see 3)

7. Kiira (ME!)

8. Kazune

9. Chii

10. Mikuru (Asahina)

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

Amaya- Hey! Hikaru! Do you like the food?

Hikaru- I miss Kaoru T.T

Amaya- Yeah...

Hikaru- OMIGAWD WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?

Amaya- Um... -_-'

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

Chii- Chii wants Kyo to go to a strip club

Kyo- What?! Hell no!

Chii- Please come.

Kyo-Dammit! I already said no!

Chii-Chii?

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?

Takuya, Kaoru: Come to a sleepover at my house.

Kiira-Okay Kaoru!

Takuya- What about me :'(

Kiira- I don't want to sleep in the same room is you pervy!

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in what happens?

Mikuru- Oh! Excuse me! I'm so sorry runs out

Yuki- Well... That was...

Kiira- Interesting...?

Three falls in love with Six and Eight is Jealous. What happens?

Kazune- Why don't you love me!?

Hikaru- Um Because?

Kazune- BECAUSE WHY?!

Kaoru- Just because...

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

The kitchen explodes

Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?

Hikaru- Hm... Who to marry...

Chii- Chii will.

Hikaru- Fine.

Kazune, Amaya- Why not me?

Hikaru- Haven't we been through this already?

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from 5. What is it?

Kiira-MWAHAHAHAHA! I have kidnapped my love the Prince!

Kyo-Alright, what can I give you for the damn rat?

Kiira- Go to a strip club with me!

Kyo- O_O

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?

Kiira- Hey, Hikaru...

Amaya- We've decided to cut your head off

Kiira pulls out a chainsaw

Hikaru- pulls out flamethrower and toasts everybody except Kaoru

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react.

Kazune- YOU'RE marrying Mikuru?!

Yuki- Yes. And you aren't coming to the wedding. :P

Kazune T.T I feel left out...

Why is six afraid of seven?

There was this incedent with a rifle and... never mind

One is late for two's and ten's wedding what happens? And why were they late?

Yuki- YOU'RE LATE!

Takuya- Sorry I was getting a manicure.

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

BEER ALL AROUND! INVITE YOUR FRIENDS!

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?

Chii- Chii killed Manabe

Everyone- What?

Kiira-Yuki shanked me!

Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?

Kaoru- Why do we always end up in mortal danger?

Takuya- flys away on magical helicopter I dunno.

Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?

Kazune- eating Hikaru

Five is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?

Takes him to a strip club XD

what the crude?! you made it all the way down here? how? did it take an hour to read everything or were you too lazy and skipped it all? don't be a lazy bum! i put funny stuff in here! kudos to you that have read it all!

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