Hey guys! SO it's been a while since of updated anything (sorry!) really busy and stuff. Pfft...I don't even know if anyone's reading this :P Btw, I realized I was SERIOUSLY immature and annoying a few years ago...(aka last time I updated this) so I did some major editing...

News about my stories

Ideas are seriously welcome!

Here is Fang's tutu outfit:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001ULCZOM/ref=asc

Weird Quotes

"When life gives you Emmet, make grapejuice and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it"~Dominique~

"What the hell is on your face?" ~me~

Dominique:Man down, man down!

Me:That's a girl.

Dominique:Shut up!

"Have no fear Edward is here!"~Dominique~(She was wearing her Edward t-shirt)

"OHMIGOD BRITTANY RAPED A COW!!"~me

"YOU RAPED A COW!?"~Kylie

Dominique:What is all this fuckery?

Me:I don't know but its some serious shit.

"Your face is ugly!"~Brittany~

"Curiousity raped the cat"~Dominique and me

"Man whore!"~Brittany~

Alexis:OW Why did you hit me?!

me:Punch for Liberty!

Alexis:Christmas wreath!(Punches me in arm)

me: That was a window you dumbass!!

Alexis:...Ohhhhh

(We made up this game and...yah long story)

me:(Sees rum cake)Does that have alchohal in it?

mom:Yes, do you want some?

me:You are offering me something with alchohal in it?!(GASP)

mom:No, the alchohal burns away when you bake it.

me:Then whats the point?

mom:Its for flavor

me:You just said it all burns away!

mom*facepalm*

"GO DIE IN A HOLE!"~me~

"HARRY POTTER!! EWWW SLOBBER WAS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH!"~my sister~

me:Did you know there is such thing as a fudge monkey?

My sis:MOOOOOOOO

"boo-freaking-hoo" ~Dominique~

Some everyday advice

Don't be mean to someone unless your in a crappy mood.

Start a protest to stop homework, it kills trees.

Eat an orange everyday, it makes you crap more.(My grandma told me this)

Don't climb a ladder with your shoes untied.

You should like, totally read while it rains. It's very calming.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Jenfan456

List of Phobias and fears, that I find amazingly funny!

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. -Vampires??

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity)

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.

Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck.

Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you.

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.

Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)

Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.

Russophobia- Fear of Russians.

Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.

Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say?

Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me.

Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.

Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with a walker? (Shiver)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. -Now this name is just mean!

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. -Wow

Nomatophobia- Fear of names.

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. -I bet ppl who have this one are stuck in mental institutes wearing a strait jacket in a big cushion room.