Name: call me Mia.

Age: Like I'm telling you.

Gender: female. duh.

Favorite Quotes: "Life sucks, and I mean it." - me :)))

"Hi." - Arane

"Poyo!!" - Kirby

Personality: I like books, I love writing, I act stuped around guys, I'm kinda weird but I'm a great friend. Ask Arane. I mean, atdsxmetaknight.

OC: Name - Maria Serena Annabelle Soriano

Description - lavender or blonde hair, usually in pigtails, ice blue eyes, slightly plump but tall ;P

Personality - bookworm, distant, crazy over books, acts stupid around bishies, scared of insects, very OA, but actually, her personality varies, depending on the story.

Age: 18, 15 or 13. (Usually.)

So here's some of the stuff i like and dislike:

Likes: Yugioh, Yugioh GX, Fullmetal Alchemist, Edwar Elric ;P, Jonas Brothers, chocolate, books, Miley Cyrus, Maximum Ride by James Patterson, manga, anime

Dislikes: Boys, bullies, gross stuff, yaoi, flamers, flamers, and more flamers

Greetings to Ayane and Arane, my 2 bffs here in ff.net try sending me messages pls i do most of d talking here >:(

greetings 2 SilverMasquerade i luv ur fanfics pls keep updating

greetings to TripleMelody ur a very good writer try publishing a book sometime

Oh, a warning: there is a 99.9 chance that all my fanfictions are gonna involve OCs. Mostly female. Some self-insertions. No flames, please.

Upcoming stories:

"Keep Dreaming, Keep Believing" - Miaka and her best friend Mikan are old fans of FMA. Recently though, the fire has gone out and Mia doesn't even look at Ed in adoration anymore. So what happens when Mikan accidentally opens the Gate and gets them sucked into the FMA world?

Here's some ridiculously funny stuff I got from other people, LOL. get ready to laugh your butt off!

You know when you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Wahahaha! did you fall for that? i didnt! :))) Here's some more!

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides.

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

My life has been beyond boring. Nothing of great importance, good or bad, has happened to me. Copy this into your profile if your life is boring.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

I enjoy smashing the fourth wall on a regular basis. Such as when I hug my favorite anime characters and/or beat the hell out of/scream at them when they do something stupid. If you enjoy smashing the fourth wall, copy this, paste it into your profile, and add your name.

99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yoai pairings. Copy and paste this into your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

If you like games with the words Super Smash Brothers in it and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this into your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

I am a huge scaredy cat, so when I saw that in someone's profile of course I just had to paste it here... I know, I'm a wimp. _

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.