| Hollywood Grimm |
Author has written 32 stories for Stand By Me, Outsiders, Doctor Who, Edgar & Ellen, Ghost Whisperer, Coronation Street, Phantom Stallion: Wild Horse Island, Phantom Stallion, Danny Phantom, Flashpoint, Simpsons, Codename: Kids Next Door, Instant Star, Ruby Gloom, Phineas and Ferb, South Park, and Brothers of the Head. "I am not a human being. This is just a dream, and soon I will awake. It was too cold and my blood was frozen all the time." -Per Ohlin My name's Mick, my hair smells like flowers and cigarettes. "I think its a big turn on to walk down the street and kick little kids"-Varg Vikernes "There is nothing stable in the world; uproar's your only music."-John Keats "Too much light doesn't illuminate our paths and warm us, it only blinds and burns us."- Varg Vikernes "As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me."-George Orwell "Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication."-Lord Byron "The pleasure that is in sorrow is sweeter than the pleasure of pleasure itself."-Percy Bysshe Shelley "Nothing. The air outside burns my eyes. I'll pull them out and get rid of the burning."-Jim Morrison "I'm intact, and I don't give a damn." "A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?" MUSIC: Mayhem, Burzum, Emperor, Darkthrone, Morbid, Bethlehem, Bathory, Venom, The Rolling Stones, Nirvana, The Doors, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Grateful Dead, The Ramones, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Guns N' Roses, The Runaways, The Sex Pistols, Led Zeppelin, Jefferson Airplane, Status Quo, Gorgoroth, KISS, The Cars, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Iggy Pop, The Who, The Band, The Bay City Rollers, Deep Purple, David Bowie, Neil Young, Mindless Self Indulgence, Robert Johnson, Aerosmith, Steppenwolf, Captain Beefheart, Van Halen, The Clash, Simon & Garfunkel, Sweet, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Janis Joplin, Queen, Peter Frampton, The Eagles, Cream, The Kinks, The Guess Who, Judas Priest, Frank Zappa, Jerry Lee Lewis, Suzi Quatro, Joan Jett, Sweeney Todd, Nazareth, Elvis Presley, Ted Nugent, Megadeth, Quiet Riot, Iron Butterfly, Jethro Tull, Johnny Cash, Buddy Holly, Bob Dylan, Heart, D.O.A., The Knack, The Stooges, Don McLean, Three Dog Night, Cheap Trick, Skinny Puppy, E.L.O., Billie Holiday, The Dead Kennedys, Hole, Canned Heat, Bad Company, The Byrds, The Trashmen, America, The Monkees, Iron Maiden, Trooper, Meat Loaf, Eddie Cochran, ZZ Top, The B-52s, Arch Enemy, Children Of Bodom, The Police, Foreigner, Patti Smith, Loverboy, Cat Stevens, The White Stripes, Beck, Concrete Blonde, Alice Cooper, Eric Clapton, Ram Jam, Aleka's Attic, Boston, Kansas, The Animals, Pat Benatar, Chuck Berry, Bob Marley, AC/DC, Golden Earring, The Troggs, The Strokes MOVIES: Brothers of the Head, This Is Spinal Tap, Detroit Rock City, Pure Fucking Mayhem, The Lost Boys, The Rolling Stones; In Memory of Brian Jones, The Breakfast Club, A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon, Yellow Submarine, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Dazed and Confused, My Own Private Idaho, Up in Smoke, Dogma, The Runaways, Superbad, Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Song Remains the Same, The Last Waltz, Dirty Dancing, Back to the Future, Sex Drive, The Departed, EuroTrip, Armageddon, The South Park Movie, Tuck Everlasting, Role Models, Meet the Robinson's, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, River's Edge, Cheech and Chong the Next Movie, Youth In Revolt, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Teresa's Tattoo, Kick-Ass, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Rat Race, Across the Universe, Holes, The Brothers Grimm, The Outsiders, Heavy Metal, Titanic Books: The Outsiders, The Bell Jar, Perfume, TV shows: South Park, The Big Bang Theory, Phineas and Ferb, Doctor Who, Criminal Minds "A poet makes himself a visionary through a long, boundless, and systematized disorganization of all the senses. All forms of love, of suffering, of madness; he searches himself, he exhausts within himself all poisons, and preserves their quintessences. Unspeakable torment, where he will need the greatest faith, a superhuman strength, where he becomes all men the great invalid, the great criminal, the great accursed--and the Supreme Scientist! For he attains the unknown! Because he has cultivated his soul, already rich, more than anyone! He attains the unknown, and if, demented, he finally loses the understanding of his visions, he will at least have seen them! So what if he is destroyed in his ecstatic flight through things unheard of, unnameable: other horrible workers will come; they will begin at the horizons where the first one has fallen!" "No. What he was saving us from was his fucking father. What kind of god creates Adam in his image and then pulls Eve out of him to keep him company? And then tells them not to eat from the Tree of Knowledge? He was so micromanaging.So was Adam. But Eve... Eve just wanted to know shit. She took a bite of the apple, and she found out what was good and what was evil. Then she gave it to Adam, so he would know. Because they were in love. And that was good, they now knew. Hedwig...would you give me the apple?"-Tommy Gnosis, Hedwig & The Angry Inch "People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend."-Jim Morrison "Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player Life is trash, Trash of the dead BLACK METAL WILL LIVE ON. | |||||||
1. Highway Chile » reviewsThe Kurt Cobain of His Time? Ferb Fletcher is Dead At 27. The rise and fall of internationally adored band The Highlighters.And a glimpse into a relationship that is as beautiful as it is destructive.Eventual P/F.Rated for Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,998 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 3-7-12 - Published: 2-11-10 - Phineas & Ferb2. Dark Side Of The Moon » reviewsFor long you live and high you fly, But only if you ride the tide, And balanced on the biggest wave, You race towards an early grave. -A gathering of Mysterion one-shots for the angsty at heart.-Formerly titled Breathe.South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-17-11 - Published: 11-15-10 - Kenny M. & Mysterion3. Revolution reviews'We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow' The year is 1943. Stan Marsh is the Wild One, a well to do American boy gone bad. Kenny Cormick is Hitler's Aryan dream turned bitter. And Kyle Broflovski's neon green eyes are shadowed by Auschwitz's barred gates.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-25-104. Like a Bright Shining Star reviewsBeauty is simplicity. A drabble for '. Her OC Aiden/my OC Lee.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-23-10 - Complete5. D Rive, 100 Theme Challenge » reviewsSnap-shots into the wild lives of Tom and Barry Howe and the people who knew them.Brothers of the Head - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-27-10 - Published: 6-23-106. Drain You » reviewsOne baby to another says. I'm lucky to have met you. I don't care what you think. Unless it is about me. It is now my duty to completely drain you.-They call me Star Tucker. The original angsty fire-red haired girl.-OC story.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 7-6-10 - Published: 5-26-10 - Ike B. & Kindergarten Goth7. Hey Hey, My My » reviewsEverybody loves Jude Monroe. The story of a lovestruck stoner livin it up in Colorado.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,384 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 4-9-10 - Published: 12-28-09 - Stan M.8. The First Step Of The Cure Is A Kiss reviewsIf there had ever been a trio who hated eachother more it goes unheard of. One-shot for Nikki-Fox's Unlikely Pairing contest. Jude/Wendy/HenriettaSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-10 - Wendy Testaburger & Henrietta9. Adore to Hate the Enemy » reviewsTiffany Simpson is older sister to notorious prankster Bart Simpson. Faye Jones is younger sister of feared bully Jimbo Jones. What happens when the two girls enroll in the local high school,Springfield High will never be the same again! Bart/OC Jimbo/OCSimpsons - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,086 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-25-09 - Published: 5-23-0910. You Really Got Me » reviewsA series of one-shots/song fics/ drabbles featuring our hero's paired with my OC's. Give it a read, I guarentee you'll wanna come back for more. Rating may change.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-25-09 - Published: 12-23-0911. The Brat Princess » reviewsBart and his best friend Faye journey into the trashy South,Lisa lives with the D'Amico's and Tiffany has taken on the identity as blonde stripper Carla RoseOh did I mention that the dome never came off. Welcome to the post apocolyptic town of SpringfieldSimpsons - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-19-09 - Published: 11-3-0912. Iron Rose » reviews"I can warm you up" Kenny laughed, his sky blue eyes wild. "And" he danced the tips of his fingers over Stan's neck, brought his lips to the boy's ear "No one'll ever know" A series of one-shots/drabbles Kenny/Stan Stan/Kyle Kyle/Kenny SLASH!South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 10-23-0913. Steele Magnolia » reviewsSteele Magnolia is a series of one-shots/drabbles/songfics focusing on our favorite characters from the wonderful thing that is Ruby Gloom. SB/RG centric, includes some M/F and I/L in later one-shots, rated T just in caseRuby Gloom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-3-09 - Published: 7-10-0914. The You And Me Song Time After Time reviewsFerb Fletcher age 17, typical ladies man. Phineas Flynn age 15, in desperate need of some lady catching tips...whats the harm of teaching your stepbrother a few tricks of the trade? P/F One-Shot.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 8-1-09 - Ferb & Phineas - Complete15. I Only Smile In The Dark reviewsI hate him...I just want you to know that, he means nothing to me. One-shot, may turn into a series of one-shots, M ratedEdgar & Ellen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-18-09 - Complete16. Take Me Away » reviewsSam, Jake, Jen and Darrel are hosting the HARP program at River Bend But these aren't just any kids they're Wednesday Clarke Badger Brownlee Aubrey Banks Ingrid Jones and Johnny Hudson 5 lost causes. HARP is their last resort, Rated M for various reasonPhantom Stallion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,462 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 3-8-0917. The Darkness Round The Sun reviewsA one-shot, Jude misses Patsy, sort of a song ficInstant Star - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-09 - Jude H. & Patsy18. I Could Never, a oneshot reviewsA fluffly Kuki/Wally one-shot, takes place on Kooks sweet sixteen R&R let me know what yall thinkCodename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-6-09 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 & Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete19. Torn Blue Jeans » reviewsEmbry Curtis is the Curtis' 16 year old sister. What kind of trouble will she stir up with her four best friends Chris, Sky, Ash and Veronica at her sleepover? Better than it sounds :3 Rated T for future chapters HARDCORE OC BITCHEZZOutsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-4-09 - Published: 5-31-0920. Blue December reviewsso this story is based around Billy Dresden, the troubled teen we seen on May 1st's episode. It really has nothing to do with the main characters from Flashpoint but I'd really appreciate if you would read it! I didn't know where else to post it! :P R&RFlashpoint - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-2-0921. 1959 » reviewsThe usual, I know its been done before. Two girls Mercedes and Jessica go back in time and meet the gang, and The Cobras. Rated T for swearing, violence and ermm scenes if you know what i mean, Chapter 18 is up!Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-2-09 - Published: 12-2-0822. Your Guardian Angel reviewsThis is just a one-shot about Sam and Danny D its cheesy in every way but hey give it a read ; R & R peoplesDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-26-09 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete23. Dancers Fire » reviewsHoku escapes into the wild with an intriguing stallion known only as Dancers Fire. Will Darby and Cade, along with Sam and Jake be able to retrieve Hoku and find out who Dancers Fire really is? Sake, DarbyxCadeCrossover - Phantom Stallion & Phantom Stallion: Wild Horse Island - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 2-25-0924. Shooting Star, an Edgar & Ellen fanfic » reviewsEdgar and Ellen, Nod's Limbs notorious pranksters meet up with two other pranksters from Smelterburg; Raden and Skriker. Edgar/Skriker, Ellen/Raden, going to end of Mary-Sue probablyEdgar & Ellen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 12-30-0825. Wild Horse Island Oneshots » reviewsThis is going to be a series of one-shots about WHI, there'll be a rating at the top of each one-shot.Phantom Stallion: Wild Horse Island - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-29-0926. The Phantom reviewsSlowly and steadily Sam lowered herself onto the wild mustang's back. She grabbed handfuls of his long, tangled silver mane in her hands. A one-shot about Sam riding the Phantom on a moonlit night...Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-28-09 - Complete27. Cade's Plan reviewsA oneshot about Darby and Cade, takes place during Sea Shadow...rated T but doesn't really need to be. R & R peoplePhantom Stallion: Wild Horse Island - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete28. Impulse, a Coronation Street fanfic reviewsCoronation Street. A one-shot about Paul Duckworth and Leanne Battersby. Leanne's thinking about the resturant and what's happening. What I think should happen. PaulxLeanneCoronation Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-8-09 - Complete29. The strange story of Salem Redstone » reviewsMelinda is being haunted by the ghost of Salem Redstone, a young Native American girl from the local reserve. Tied in the middle of her death is Jasper Brandon the strange pale Goth boy. What is he? And what does he have to do with Salem's death?Ghost Whisperer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-0830. Bad Wolf reviewsDonna Noble has just seen what would've happened if she took a right turn. She's now back with the Doctor, but the young woman who helped Donna had a message for the Doctor, two words that would change EVERYTHING... just a oneshot.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-08 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete31. Nobody's Fool reviewsFourteen year old Mary Jo Carmella and her parents just moved to Tulsa Oklahoma, and Jo hates it, that is until she meets Ponyboy Curtis... Characters might be Mary Sue, reviews are welcome, love it or hate it I wanna know, rated T just to be safeOutsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-08 - Ponyboy C.