Swadie Ka! that means hello! in Thai, the language of Thailand!!

Age:yea, like I'm gonna tell you that!!

Hobbies:um, idk? i guess hanging out and not doing anything

Favorite color: i love the color yellow!! it tis so happy

Favorite books: twilight and harry potter series

Favorite movies: im not racist towards movies!! (sorry if that offended any of you in some strange way)

Favorite tv shows: friends; that 70's show

Favorite Couples: Edward and Bella; Ron and Hermione;

Favorite songs: supermassive black hole by muse; full moon by the black ghost

Favorite cars: 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee; Chevy

"Time to go visit the optometrist," Bella--twilight

"Sometimes kismet happens," sign in new moon

"Nearly headless. How can you be nearly headless?" Hermione--Harry Potter

If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Ok, so there are like fifteen of these on my friend Sea of Topaz's homepage thing, but these were my favorite, in order from my favorite favorite to my least favorite favorite!!

On a Swedish Chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(And I'm taking this why?)

On a String of Christmas Lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to what? No doors?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert:( printed on bottom of box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! You lose!)

On a Child's Superman Costume:

Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Survey:

1. What is your occupation? student

2. What color is your underwear? i dont think you need to know

3. What are you listening to right now? my family watching tv...

4. What was the last thing you ate? a samich!!

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? uhhhhh.. why?

6. How is the weather right now? cloudyish with sum sunshine!!

7. Favorite drink? sprite...

8. Favorite sport to watch? volleyball...?

9. Have you ever dyed your hair? nope

10. Do you wear contacts or glasses? neither

11. Pets? two dogs and my brother

12. What is your favorite T.V. show? that 70's show, but ssshhh! im not supposed 2 watch it...

13. What was the last movie you watched? the first fifteen minutes of Andy Hardy Meets the Deputon before i got bored of it...

14. Favorite day of the year? ...

15. What do you do to vent anger? i bottle it up until i get home then i take a really long really hot shower... why am i answering these?

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? hmm... thats a good question and im sure that some where there is a perfectly good, logical answer, but define this so called 'favorite'...

17. Fall or Spring? i like fall:)

18. Hugs or kisses? either one, depends on the person...

19. Cherry or Blueberry? depends on the cherry!

20. What is on the floor of your closet? shoes and my backpack and other stuff that i so "neatly stacked" coughshovedcough in there

21.Favorite smell? why do you want to know? but i like the smell in stores like abercromie and hollister. you know how all the stuff in there smell the same??

22. What inspires you? music... life... friends... anything really. like ill start thinking about something, then that makes me think about something else and the something else and then im totally off topic, you know?

23. What are you afraid of? falling. i fall alot and moost of the time its on the road and then i dont just fall; i skid. very painful skidding on your face. dont try it.

24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? ...plain, unless its this inside out burger that my dad and bro make wher they put everything inside the burger pattie thing, then i like it wiht cheese and spices. not spicy but spices.

25. Favorite car? chevys and jeeps!!

26. Favorite dog breed? dachshunds(weiner dogs) or spaniels

27. Number of keys on your key ring? 1

28. Favorite day of the week? ... my miranda rights think differently!! (for those of you who dont know, look it upo. on second thought dont...) its when the police say 'anything you say can and will be used against you in court'.

29. How many states have you lived in? i have lived in the same house my whole life. No. i dont drag my house aroud everywhere i go. Dont hurt yourself trying to figure it out.

30. How many cities have you lived in? do i have to answer that

31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? um... a motor bike and my dads big huge gmc truck...? does that count?