| Mrs.JasperCullen4ever |
Author has written 4 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Twilight, Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, and Life With Derek. Hey peoples! Wasup? I love the Chipmunks and Chipettes.I am for all of the three couples.I dont like mixing them lk Alvnor and Brittman.My fav is Simon and Jeanette.Who cant luv them?! Here's the outfits for the Chipettes Brittany: http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=257888&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results Jeanette: http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=282367&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results Eleanor: http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=323974&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results Ok and I am just saying ths but in the sencond Alvin and the Chipmunks I vote for The Cheetah Girls doing thier voices.The ones tht were in the latest movie.I mean I dont really lk them much anymore but if you look at them and then the Chipettes it makes a good match.If you agree wth me put ths in your profile or email me or do it in my poll. If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.!! Here r a few of the Blonde jokes I found.I mean no offense to blondes(unless u really r dumb) These r just funny! A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand ?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!" A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this." After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette. They all decided to go to the bar and they got fake ids cause they were underage. So they go in and the bartender knows they are underage so he call the cops. The readhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and they have to leave. So they go out the back door and they see this barn. They go inside and the redhead notices 3 potato sacks on the floor. See tells the girls to each hide in a potato sack. Then the police arrive in the bar, and the bartender takes them out back to look around. They go into the barn and look everywhere. One cop says "They might be in those potato sacks". So he kicks the first one containing the redhead and hears "woof woof". "That's a dog" he thinks to himself. He kicks the second bag containing the brunette and hears "Meow, meow" "Well that must be a cat" he thinks. Finally, he kicks the last bag containing the blonde and hears in a slow voice "po...ta...to...es! A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're next!" An evil genie captured a brunette, a redhead, and a dumb blonde and banished them all to the desert for a week. The genie allowed them each to bring one thing. The brunette brought a canteen so she wouldn't die of thirst. Yeah me is OBSESSED wth Twilight! And right now The Adverutres of Sharkboy and Lavagirl and both of the Cheaper by the dozen movies Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular 1. Alice Cullen 2. Edward Cullen 3. Bella Swan/Cullen 4. Jasper Whitlock/Hale 5. Emmett Cullen 6. Renesmee Cullen 7. Carlisle Cullen 8. Esme Cullen 9. Mike Newton 10. Rosalie Cullen 11. Angela Weber 12. Jacob Black 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? 8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. 9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff? 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? 12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash? 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? 15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? 16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I have something very important to say...GERAD FROM MCR R IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT(so is Tom Felton,Shia Labuf,The Phelps twins...this list could go on 4ever) What a Boyfriend Should Do When she walks away from you mad | |||||||||
1. Confused »What happens when a new girl comes and steals Jacobs heart? Cecilia aslo finds out a secreat she never knew. Something that could tear her and Jacob apart for good. How will she stand to be away from the one she loves? Can She? Read and see!Jacob/OCTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,044 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 12-25-08 - Jacob2. Still Marti reviewsJust a little fluff with the family when Marti graduates.Smerek,Smarti.I own nothing.Song used was My Little Girl by Tim McgrawLife With Derek - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-09 - Marti V. & George V. - Complete3. Fire and Water reviewsJust some fluff between Sharkoy and LavagirlAdventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-094. All I want for Christmas » reviewsWhat is going on with the Chipmunks and Chipettes at Christmas? This is a simple song-fic to get into the Christmas spirit! I own nothing.Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-11-08 - Published: 12-4-08