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Poll: Should the Cheetah Girls Adrienne, Keily and Sabrina or Chenal,Aqua and Dornda be the voices for The Chipettes.I like Sabrina:Eleanor Adrienne:Brittany Keily: Jeanette.Tell me what u thnk Vote Now!
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since: 11-29-08, id: 1755884, Profile Updated: 03-28-09
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Author has written 4 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Twilight, Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, and Life With Derek.

Hey peoples! Wasup? I love the Chipmunks and Chipettes.I am for all of the three couples.I dont like mixing them lk Alvnor and Brittman.My fav is Simon and Jeanette.Who cant luv them?!

Here's the outfits for the Chipettes

Brittany: http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=257888&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results

Jeanette: http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=282367&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results

Eleanor: http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=323974&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results

Ok and I am just saying ths but in the sencond Alvin and the Chipmunks I vote for The Cheetah Girls doing thier voices.The ones tht were in the latest movie.I mean I dont really lk them much anymore but if you look at them and then the Chipettes it makes a good match.If you agree wth me put ths in your profile or email me or do it in my poll.

If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.!!

Here r a few of the Blonde jokes I found.I mean no offense to blondes(unless u really r dumb) These r just funny!

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ..."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth

blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.

As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.

He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it!

The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.

He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold.

I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan

There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette. They all decided to go to the bar and they got fake ids cause they were underage.

So they go in and the bartender knows they are underage so he call the cops. The readhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and they have to leave.

So they go out the back door and they see this barn. They go inside and the redhead notices 3 potato sacks on the floor.

See tells the girls to each hide in a potato sack. Then the police arrive in the bar, and the bartender takes them out back to look around.

They go into the barn and look everywhere. One cop says "They might be in those potato sacks". So he kicks the first one containing the redhead and hears "woof woof". "That's a dog" he thinks to himself.

He kicks the second bag containing the brunette and hears "Meow, meow" "Well that must be a cat" he thinks.

Finally, he kicks the last bag containing the blonde and hears in a slow voice "po...ta...to...es!

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're next!"

An evil genie captured a brunette, a redhead, and a dumb blonde and banished them all to the desert for a week. The genie allowed them each to bring one thing.

The brunette brought a canteen so she wouldn't die of thirst.
The redhead brought an umbrella so she could keep the sun off.
The dumb blonde brought a car door, so if it got too hot out, she could just roll down the window!

Yeah me is OBSESSED wth Twilight! And right now The Adverutres of Sharkboy and Lavagirl and both of the Cheaper by the dozen movies

Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular
order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. Alice Cullen

2. Edward Cullen

3. Bella Swan/Cullen

4. Jasper Whitlock/Hale

5. Emmett Cullen

6. Renesmee Cullen

7. Carlisle Cullen

8. Esme Cullen

9. Mike Newton

10. Rosalie Cullen

11. Angela Weber

12. Jacob Black

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Nessie/Angela? No I don't think so!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Jasper! HALE YEAH

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Jacob getting Esme pregnant! I doubt Carlisle would let him and she can't but still.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Only when they are hurtting him or something funny like that.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Edwarda nd Nessie? They are father and daughter I am going to say no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Emmett/Mike or Emmett/Rosalie. I';; just go with the sencond one sence they are already together.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
Carlisle walking in on Edward and Jacob? I figure Carlisle would be scared and gget the heck ouy of there!

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Bella/Rosalie. Okay… “It was true Rosalie could dazzle anyone and was the best looking.” That sucked but sersouly them? Yeah right!

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
Alice and Esme?.Maybe some mother daughter stuff.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Carisle/Jacob. “It reaks of Warewolf.'' That's not a good paring!

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Jasper/Alice? Just scream ''IT'S JASPER!HE'S MINE!'' With Alice around.Or just do nothing cuz they already together.

12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash?
I don't think so but they don't tell me what they read.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
None.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Edward/Jasper/Emmett. no.Love triangle AWKWARD!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
RosalieOkay, um, there are so many things she would probaly say I m not going there

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Esme Cullen? Hmm, “Keep Holding on'' by Avril.I picture it as being she is telling everyone kinda what to do and be clam.And she, being the Mother figure, will be there.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Alice/Renesmee/Jacob? Read if you have a strong tummy.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Rosalie...using a pick up line...on Edward.Sure,Not!

I have something very important to say...GERAD FROM MCR R IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT(so is Tom Felton,Shia Labuf,The Phelps twins...this list could go on 4ever)

What a Boyfriend Should Do

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

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1. Confused »
What happens when a new girl comes and steals Jacobs heart? Cecilia aslo finds out a secreat she never knew. Something that could tear her and Jacob apart for good. How will she stand to be away from the one she loves? Can She? Read and see!Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,044 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 12-25-08 - Jacob
2. Still Marti reviews
Just a little fluff with the family when Marti graduates.Smerek,Smarti.I own nothing.Song used was My Little Girl by Tim Mcgraw
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-09 - Marti V. & George V. - Complete
3. Fire and Water reviews
Just some fluff between Sharkoy and Lavagirl
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-09
4. All I want for Christmas » reviews
What is going on with the Chipmunks and Chipettes at Christmas? This is a simple song-fic to get into the Christmas spirit! I own nothing.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-11-08 - Published: 12-4-08
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