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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight. Hey y'all!! OMK!! I'm turning southern!! NOOOO!! Hmm...my favorites you say? Well... (note: you don't have to read what's written below, but if you want, do it at your own risk) There you go. I stink at profiles, so a summary of me. I am basically an obsessed writer, reader, artist, video game geek,nerd, poet, future doctor, Twilight reader (the movie was just...lol), Prince of Tennis LOVER, pianst, flutist, and everything else in between! I am also moderately insane, but still the government considers me sane (woot!). Need I say more? If you wanna know more about me, then go ahead and email me. I'd love to get a new e-buddy! (since I'm bored already!) I have to go and (try to) work on my fanfic so, Bye bye! ~alien, "Learn to Live, Live to Learn" Just remember, DARE TO BE DIFFERENT and wear purple and go green! Ciao! by the way, here's my fictionpress account: www. fictionpress .com/~lolgirl607 or www. fictionpress .com/u/622976 HERE'S MY JOINT ACCOUNT WITH MY BUDDEH!! (her account is http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1938187/) Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2030075/ also, THANK U TO PEOPLES WHO REVIEW!! I LURV REVIEWS, THEY MAKE ME REALLY HAPPY!! Oh, and THANKS FOR THE 1006 (and counting) HITS!! thanks ya'll and see ya'll later! (NO! i'm southern now! AHHHHHH!) Speaking of reviews, I NEED MORE!! Especially for my newest story, "Angels and Devils Do Exist". I got 89 some hits yet I only had ONE review!! So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WITH TWILIGHT AND PRINCE OF TENNIS AND ALL THINGS CUTE ON TOP PLEASE READ AND REVIEW ALL MY STORIES!! (it only takes, what, a couple seconds?) Otherwise I'm gonna start deleting some of them since I have better things to do. So please read and review. Thanks! Now for your entertainment Have you ever wondered: why sunlight lightens ur hair, but darkens skin these are the questions that keep people up at night, well they sometimes keep me up at night. (I am not as hyper as usual since I haven't had my daily dose of candy and chocolate yet. Plus, my sister is playing over and over again "Kiss the Rain" by Yiruma. GETTING ON MY NERVES! Have any of you heard of Yiruma's song "River Flows in You?" Just curious. Gosh, I'm curious about practically everything. Like why didn't Noah swat the two mosquitos?) Now here are some of my fave quotes from a fanfiction profile (forget which one) There is a ME in AWESOME, but there is also a WE DARE TO BE DIFFERENT Smile, it freaks people out and causes mass confusion (lol, it's fun) The 50-50-90 rule: When you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, you have a 90 percent chance of getting it wrong When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I don't obsess, I think intensely. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! ~Save the whales, collect the whole set. ~A day without sunshine is like...night. ~On the other hand, you have different fingers. ~42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot. ~Remember, half the people you know are below average. ~He who laughs last thinks slowest. ~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. ~A clear conscience is ususally a sign of a bad memory. ~Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. ~How many of you believe in physokineses? Raise my hand. (I FINALLY GOT IT!) ~OK. . .so what's the speed of dark? ~When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ~Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. ~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film. ~How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? ~Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines. ~What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ~I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder. ~Why do psychics have to ask for your name? ~Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ~Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. ~Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door. Being mature is overrated. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun! One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide! "What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking! Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"? The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you" Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I used to be normal before I met those losers I call my best friends. Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls We're the kind of girls that laugh at jokes three times. Once when it's told, once when it's explained, and once when we finally get it. . .five minutes later I'm not random, I just have many thoughts Yes, I am slightly crazy. Thanks for noticing. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. I'm the type of person that would burst out laughing in a dead silence over something that happend the day before. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile (below are some lovey dovey ones that make me say "awww!" and random quotes that make me laugh or smile :D) I think I'm falling asleep but then all it means is I'll always be dreaming of you. I would rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I am not. Only love heals, makes us whole, takes us beyond ourselves. It's beauty that captures your attention, personality which captures your heart. It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to catch you heart. You have to meet a few wrong ones before you can appreciate the right one. Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile with tears in After a while you learn the difference between holding hands and falling in love. You begin to realize that kisses don't always The point is we cant help who we fall in love with. Don't ever frown you never know who's falling in love with your smile. Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you. If you love someone tell them because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken. Once you love someone that person is forever a part of you. True love stories never have endings. Life can be a fun game, when you know how to play. Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself. You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to Love knows not age. "Death leaves a heartache no one can heal; love leaves a memory no one can steal." "If tears could build a stairway, "Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night." "They say that time heals all wounds, but all it's done so far is give me more time to think about how much I miss you." Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. Our lives are not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. To the well organized mind, death is nothing but the next great adventure. To deal with words doesn't make you brave. It's with silence that cowards are beaten. You are the author of your own life story. It takes a boy to fight, but it takes a man to walk away from a fight. Even in the voices aren't real, they've got pretty good ideas. You told me you loved me... if that was true then why did I see her with you? Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you they are not perfect but are always perfect for you. I'm not evil... I'm just up to NO-GOOD. There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future. Things change, and friends leave, but life doesn't stop for anybody. Distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It's for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It's for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don't see nearly enough. Best friends is a promise not a label. The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) You know you live in 2008 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) A True Boyfriend = When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line :) YOUR GUY SIDE: xYou love hoodies. TOTAL: 15 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL: 7 (what? I'm a tomboy now?) Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. Actual Instructions on Consumer Goods... 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(Thanks for crushing a childhood dream!) 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." On my science diagnostic test... "what types of water are involed in the wtaer cycle?" Stupid test: 18 or lower means you’re not stupid. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. x You have ran into a tree. total so far=12 You have accidentally caught something on fire total so far=15 xSometimes you just stop thinking total so far= 18 xYou have eaten a bug. total so far= 22 You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. total so far= 25 total= 25 (hehe) This has got to be one of the most clever PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: Computer Related Random Things C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't? Smile so the tears don't fall, I'm not supposed to love you, Did you ever love someone, and know they didn't care? You don't even notice the pain in my eyes, Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too. WHO DOES THE WORK?? Who's working anyway? The population of the US is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice. FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. Edward Pick-up Lines: 10. “I have a private island. Wanna see it?” 9. “Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?” 8. “Cullen. Edward Cullen.” 7. “Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.” 6. “I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.” 5. “I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?” 4. “Have you been drinking? Or do I intoxicate you?” 3. “Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.” 2. “My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.” 1. “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.” Stereotype Survey PREP GOTHIC XBlack is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard GEEK X You love the computer. Athletic HARDCORE//scene You like loud music Edward vs Normal guys A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!” Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.” Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!” A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you. If you die, a normal guy would find another. As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!” As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice. A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast. While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress. A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio. While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.” A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares. A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates. HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family. I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty. A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter animals in order to prevent unwanted animals. Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even one, unwanted pet. Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY. and my most fave so far: Being weird is like being normal, only better. Here are just some of my favorite quotes: "I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart - I've left it with you." Have you ever done the following: (i have) push a door that says "pull" (or vice versa) Copy and paste stuff: I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances (ok, I sometimes go to dances, but I just like the food there XD), or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.(or just eat and talk XD)I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight(I'm not obsessed!), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, Tori_Lea,iitsKiim, lolgirl607 (:D) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews(hint hint!),paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (sometimes...sometimes...) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (wait, I sometimes lose though...) If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree ect. to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (wait, what?) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man(or women for that matter)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile (stop assimilationism!!) If you ever felt like killing someone ~or more than one person~ because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile. (omv so fun!!) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, Bella, Alice, or any other Twilight names, copy this into your profile.(what? they're pretty names! Alice is a nice name for a girl I think.) If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. (everyone has their own prince charming or edward somewhere!) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.(during horror movies ) If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (it was in my planner! it even said a certain percentage would try it!) If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (I also review said fanfictions) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (don't blame me, blame my obsession for writing stuff) 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (it hurt.) If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile (dark chocolate...mmmm...) If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (question is, who hasn't?) If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile (wait, isn't she already a...nevermind) 95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile (what? singing is fun...) If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile. If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile. If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune... (omv, are you serious??) If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile. If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly belive Edward exists. Crazy is when you believe that stuffed animals come alive when you sleep. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. most teenagers have been around alcohol or drink it, if you like muffins copy and paste it into your profile When I first saw you... I found that little poem and I thought it matched the representation of Edward's take on Bella 100 percent perfectly!! If you think so too, copy and paste this to your profile. (something really cute) Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says.. "The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life." (i wish someone would say that to me) :'( here's another one: Girls how true...how true... Bye and have fun reading fanfiction and reviewing!! Remember, it's cool to be weird and different, it's awesome to be green and save the planet, and purple is an awesome color for shirts so wear more of it!! Oh, and Loyal Army shirts? CUTE! | |||||||||
1. Taylor Swift Songs, REWRITTEN » reviewsHere is a collection of songs by Taylor Swift I rewrote. Including Love Story, I'd Lie, Tim Mcgraw, and more!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 12-22-082. Melody and Harmony » reviewsA month after seperating, Edward and Bella reflect and remember with the help of some music. Set in New Moon. Complete with poems!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 12-29-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. I'm Yours reviewsEdward's version of I'm Yours by Jason Mraz. Please read and review!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-11-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete4. Angels and Devils Do Exist » reviewsBella lives in a hellish world. So what will happen when she finally meets someone who might save her? Will they both be hurt? All Human.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 1-1-09 - Bella & Edward5. Surprise reviewsDon't worry Jazz," Alice whispered to me, "it's better as a surprise." Jasper POVTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-08 - Jasper & Alice - Complete6. New Mooon » reviewsCharacter reflections on Edward's decision to leave Bella behind.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 12-14-08 - Bella & Edward
