Hi! I'm me... I'm 100 Canadian (and Manitoban at that) and proud of it. I'm very tom-boyish. Sometimes, I can be totally crazy. I'm not afraid to tell it like it is (especially if it goes against my belief system) but yet I'm a very shy person. Sometimes I act like a totally mature person and other days, I'm a crazy-ass whack job... watch out for me on those days ;D...

I can take criticism but what I prefer is constructive criticism (I even prefer it over praise, just so I know if I have anything I need to fix on that story or for the next one).

Shows: I love Supernatural, Numb3rs, Lie To Me, The Mentalist, The Beast (R.I.P. Patrick Swayze), Dexter and NCIS. I used to love all 3 of the CSIs but they have kinda gotten to dramatic for my taste, eh?

Movies: I love Four Brothers, The Bourne Series, The Ocean's Series, Shooter, Fight Club :), The Fast and the Furious series, and all sorts of others... I just can't think of them right now... my preferred genre is action/comedy... with a little bit of thinking (?) put into it (you know those movies where you have to pay attention from the beginning of the movie so you know what is happening throughout the movie or you have to watch it a couple of times to fully understand everything that is said... ie: V for Vendetta)

Books: The Bourne series (the newer ones are better than the old ones... except the newer guy killed off two of my 2nd favorite characters... Bourne is, of course, my favorite), The Twilight series (The movie disappointed me), "In Death" series by J.D. Robb/Nora Roberts (but Nora Roberts doesn't want fan fiction written on here, unfortunately :'( )

I like slash, humor, general stuff, ... but I don't like the romantic stuff (cause I'm a tom-boy) especially when one of the characters I like is 'shipped with characters I hate...

(I do ... a lot, don't I?)

I have 2 muses who are chickens. (I live on a chicken farm). They're a rooster and a hen and their names are Hubert and Bertha, respectively. Their names fooled me into thinking they were very old fashioned in their thinking. Boy, was I ever proved wrong.

So that's me in a nut shell... (fitting don't you think? a nut in a nutshell? tee-hee)

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends please re-post this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her house because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister that holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess, I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks and in another year I would probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school it was simply to much to bear.

We are the couple that had the Realtor hang up on us when she realized we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I'm an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic partner who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because he grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the Home-Economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church not because I don't believe but because they closed their doors to 'my kind'.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong do your part to end it

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be in bold)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I am JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I am JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I am LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I am a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to HELL

I am CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I am RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I am IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I am RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I am CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I am POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I am PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST homosexual

I am VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, I MUST be a player

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I am COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I am RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, I MUST be GAY TOO

I am BRAZILIAN, soI MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I am POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I am HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I am PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy

I am BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL that EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm PUNK, so I must only wear black and date other punks only

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD and do HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in a BAND, I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect

I am WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil

I am HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those that don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck-up and a whore

I am YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I am RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I am MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis

I am a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I don't like the SUN, I MUST be an albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, I MUST love to drink and party

I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everybody

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I am GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm a CROSS-DRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled

I am INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I am a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I am CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I am DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare

I am a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket and have bad teeth

I am WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex

I am PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond, blue-eyed lesbian

I am LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every girl that I see

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my own SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY so I MUST WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I am a WITCH, I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I am STRONG, so I MUST be stupid

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser and not be up with the times

I'm GAY, so I'm after EVERY straight guy around

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting

I love marching bands so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST a wimp

I am a FARMER, so I MUST wear overalls and be completely stupid

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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