|Kay dOuble-O Zii|
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UPdates! Latest News:
Ready for the bad news? I am now enrolled in the IB programme. What does that mean to you guys? EVEN LESS FREQUENT UPDATING!! I am absolutely serious about this now, so serious it's not even funny. So, my dear readers, please bear with me. Thank you.
Okay! I have joined DeviantArt, so yippee for me! There, I will post some illustrations for my stories so my readers could look at them. All you have to do is go onto dA and look up Kay-double-O-Zii, or you can use the link of my homepage. I hope you guys like it!
Well, it looks like I survived another mountain experience... But honestly, I thought our vacation was great - and now I'm home! =D
Kay dOuble-O Zii (in General):
How to describe myself? I'm not exactly sure. I am a girl that is passionate about writing and drawing, ESPECIALLY when it comes to drawing/writing about my favorite people: the characters of Super Smash Bros. I LOVE Nintendo, and I cannot get enough of Super Smash Brawl. (that game ROX MY SOX!) My favorite game series are Kirby, Yoshi's Island, Super Mario World, Pokemon, the works.
As a schoolgirl, I would be described as a quiet, shy, genius and "awesome-draw-er". The artist part remains true, but when I'm truly myself, I am the polar opposite of my behavior in school (Glitch, if you're reading, you know this full well). I tend to crack more jokes, yell nice words (mainly when playing Brawl), and dawdle around, trying to think of to draw or write next. The funniest thing, however, I barely get to be myself, due to homework and on-pressing school issues. Don't get me wrong, I am a good student, but I am definitely not in love with it.
I love to be as unique as possible, but sometimes that leads me down a road where I am shunned from friends, due to my "strange tastes". But I find comfort in the only other person who is like me at my school, my best friend Glyth (a nickname, also known as Glitch). However, I stick to my tastes, cuz Nintendo is just beastly.
If there was an animal to describe me, it would be a desert lioness. A lazy and lolling solitaire, only serious when necessary. Strong, playful, trusting friend, or deadly enemy. If it was in Pokemon terms, I would be a Lucario at school and a Pikachu at home - since my personality varies greatly between those places. My elments are either water, or electricity, but definitely not fire - my angers is more of a quick spark, not a constant glow.
My dear readers, I ask a favor of you: would anyone send me a review so I know whether or not my readers are pleased with my writing, including critique but no flames. I will do my best to reply. Also write me reviews so that I know that people are actually reading instead of randomly clicking. I appreciate your feedback - it makes my day!
Yamikage in Kirby Right Back At Ya disturbingly looks like a potato...
Forever More, is about Lucario's life previous to Pikachu's story. I know I'm putting a big spoiler out there (ooh, Lucario is going to be in the story!), but his background life can be summarized shorter than Pikachu's currnet story and still be a little pleasing to read. It is my favorite background story. I wouldn't call it a prequel to A Super Smash Story because it has nothing to do with Pikachu, but you could say it is for this story takes place BEFORE Pikachu's. The story takes place in the Sinnoh Region. The blaziken that appears in Chapter 9 is pronounced "Zoh-KAY", not "Zoke". Zhoke rhymes with "okay" (as Mandite at first thought it was), not Coke, or joke.
Furthermore, since Pikachu hates to have her fur burned to crisp, all flames will be donated to the movement to steam hamburgers!
P.S. Why Kay dOuble-O Zii? That's how you spell out my initials, KOOZ (and yes, I have two middle names). The capital letters in it are my initials. The Zii is spelled like the Wii, to honor the great gaming system. But please, call me KOOZ - I prefer to be called that way. When I tried to name myself that, apparently someone else had the same name already. I used to be KOOZmeister, but I now think that unoriginal, so I changed it. Now it's Kay dOuble-O Zii, and its more to my taste. But like I said, just call me KOOZ, kapeesh?
P.S.S. People eager to learn more about my story will have to wait for the next few chapters - I am a very busy person. I wish I could write, but I have to do school stuff - sorry! I'll try my best to keep my story going!
P.S.S.S. If you ever have a chance to read ItachsxGlitch's profile, keep in mind her drawings are pure pwnage. Look her up on dA and that's all the explanation you would need.
P.S.S.S.S. That's my beastly Pikachu there!!
Favorite Activities to Pass the Time:
Drawing: It's simple, and an easy way to convey my thoughts. Plus, there is only so much you can write about the physical appearance of a character when you can have a single sheet of paper that says it all!
Writing: Another preferred way to convey my thoughts, except through the art of words. A picture is worth a thousand words, but those words could be about peaches for all I know. I want a more accurate, more detailed story.
Animation: A new hobby of mine. It's a pain in the butt, but the results are worthwhile!
Brawling: Super Smash Addict here!
Sleeping: No kidding - I love my pillow.
Swimming: My most profound sport. Next is water polo - and how I play it it's like tackle football underwater.
Favorite Kirby Characters:
Kirby: I don't know anybody who hates this adorable little guy. I certainly don't; he is so cute! I just want to hug him. All true warriors strive to be pink - like Kirby!
Meta Knight: Lolz, he is a kind of Kirby, you would have to admit. Enigmatic people are cool, like him. He makes the anime more entertaining to watch in my point of view: he says and does the most unexpected things of him! Like the time he hijacked King Dedede's car - that was FUNNY! Or even the time he was piloting the flimsy barrel craft.
Galacta Knight: He is like the altered form of Meta Knight. And he is HOT PINK!! WOOT!
Marx: I don't know why - he's creepily cool. He can FIRE HIS LAYZA!!
Waddle Dee (with the blue bandana especially): AW! They are just huggable.
Knuckle Joe: I love his voice in the Japanese dub - he's just awesome.
And basically, that's it - the rest are kinda weird... Moving on!
Favorite Pokemon Characters:
Pikachu: Duh! I love Pikachu, especially if its my Pikachu (I'm not trying to be selfish, but I love her brash behavior!) Top, number one pokemon right here!
Lucario: He is so... I don't want to get into it but he kicks everyone's behind! I love him, partially because he looks so beastly (I am rather attracted to wolfish characteristics, I'll have to admit), partially because he is so secretive, and also he nearly strangles Ash in the movie. I have never seen that before, and that's awesome!
Riolu: The little Lucario, and so cute!
Lugia: He's the bomb! One of the older pokemon, but still one of the best!
Giratina: Have you talked to him in mystery dungeon? HE SAYS THE FUNNIEST THINGS EVER!
Favorite Super Mario Characters:
Bowser Junior: My favorite character in Mario Strikers! So freaking awesome with that ponytail!
Bowser: Dragon turtle? He's in - in Mario Strikers Charged, he does the perfect evil humming while clicking his vambraces together.
Mario: I love his accent lol.
Luigi: He's pretty funny, actually.
Wario: He can fart green. What own... In his final smash, he can fart you to death in one uber charged blast, even if you don't have any damage. AND he can fly to his death by farting AND he can fart garlic. By farting...
Favorite Yoshi's Island Characters:
Yoshi: Practically the only choice, but he's so perfect! Don't give him fried bananas, though.
Shy Guy: I love Shy Guy, Shy Guy is COOL!!
Favorite Donkey Kong Characters:
Donkey Kong: is da KONG!
Dixie Kong: She can fly with her ponytail! I wish I could fly with my ponytail...
Diddy Kong: Don't mess with him - he's got a peanut popgun and rocket boosters!
Kaptain K. Rool: The fattest croc I ever seen...
And of course CRANKY KONG!! That dude is my idol in DK, lolz.
Favorite Star Wars Characters
Ewoks: are pure pwnage. Have you seen them own the storm troopers? What would happen if we gave them technology?
Jar Jar Binks: Esqeeze me! Mesa Jar Jar Binks!
R2D2: little droid that owns!
C3PO: Don't ask, it's funny when his head got separated from his body and fitted with Federation droid parts
Yoda: Beastly, Yoda is. Mess with him, do not. To the moon, he will kick you.
I'M A FIRIN' MAH LAYZA!! - Shoop Da Woop
"The steel of my sword is hard, but the steel of my Will makes it harder." - Meta Knight
"Mah boi" - the King.
"WE HAVE THOSE PEACHES!" - me
"You're both... Fat?" - Pikachu (A Super Smash Story)
"Shh! See-kwet! See-kwet!" - Yoshi (A Super Smash Story)
"Wario first appeared as garlic, but he really made his name by farting garlic." - Snake Farting Joke
"I'm not short! I'm tall - you're just overly tall." - Kirby (A Super Smash Story)
"When I step on my scale in the morning, it says 'one at a time, please'." - science teacher
"Oh my gosh! He is writing all over the bathroom wall in crayon! But wait - we didn't use crayons today. And we don't even have brown crayons so what's this?!" - science teacher.
"I believe I can fly! But when I tried I died." - brother
"You have bee fuzz up your butt?" - friend
"MEESTER PEEPERS!" - Yoshi (A Super Smash Story)
"YOU'RE THE SILLY MOO-MOO!" - Bryyo and Elysia (I haven't gotten to that point yet.)
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift - that's why it's called a present." - Kung Fu Panda, Master Wu Gui
"If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, corn oil from corn, olive oil from olives, so then what's baby oil made of?" - (I dunno)
"I have never seen snow fall from the ground." - another friend (of course you haven't)
"Your teeth are itchy?" - brother
"Schrob, Schrob, Schrob..." - the King
"But you have to admit, he has a funny skit." - Meta Knight
"Kracko can't go back-o." - Nightmare Enterprise Salesguy
"A delectable slice of berry-topped, mouthwatering goodness" - Kirby Squeak Squad
"You mean the cookbook." - Meta Knight
"Nothing." - Saruman
"Poyo-yay!" - Kirby
"This IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" - 300
"I hope the gods like seafood." - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
"Umm... That kinda looks like a butt." - me (don't ask - Glitch, you know what I'm talking about)
"Legends tell of a legendary warrior, who's kung fu skills were the stuff of legends!" - Kung Fu Panda
"Evil cloaked in coat of brown, will you make the warrior frown?" - my brother's friend
"You got MICHELLIN-IZED!" - me
"Well, I have heard about 'Skittles'." - Giratina (I haven't gotten to that point, either) (A Super Smash Story)
"You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose." - brother
"My brother is five foot six and built like a muscle man - I am six foot three and built like a manatee." - my science teacher
"Stop sticking your nose into other people's business - if you even have one." Escargoon talking to Meta Knight (Kirby Right Back At Ya)
"Go die in a empty jar of peaches." - me
"Drown in my peaches!" - me (what's with me and peaches?)
"I didn't know what else to do, so I walked through the house in my underwear." - my science teacher (funniest teacher EVER!)
"UP THE BUTT, CHARIZARD!" Brawl Taunts 2 (or something like that)
"But a peach can't defeat Tai Lung!" - Master Shi Fu, Kung Fu Panda (peaches... Again)
"When you focus, you stink." - Master Shi Fu, Kung Fu Panda
"You-sa in deep doo-doo now, Jar Jar." Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
"SH-SH-SHTOP GRUMBLING, AND FIND ME A COOKIE!" - YTPMV What I Want You to Do (is to take these cookies)
"Her mouth was watering for... Cabbage?" - my brother's reaction to Rapunzel
"The moose has furry eyebrows." My reaction when my friend showed me her new Abercrombie jacket.
"It's Fire Dedede - I can't make that sound cool..." - Meta Knight in Kirby Right Back At 'Ya
"I got carried away in the BATHROOM?!" - another friend of mine (ooh la la)
"He's a panda, you're a panda! What are you going to do big guy, sit on me?" - Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda
"I'm not dying you idiot! Ah, I mean, Dragon Warrior - I'm just simply at peace... Finally." - Master Shi Fu from Kung Fu Panda
"I'm disgusting?! You're the one who pulls Toad out of your pajamas!" - Fox talking to Peach from Brawl Taunts 2
"Here's a way to remember the difference between pyramid and prism: when you sit on a pyramid, you get a point up your butt." - my math teacher (she does have a point)
"... And more Isenguard." - YTP Saruman has a Breach in his Wall
"Who has the might to stand against Sauron and Sauron and Sauron and MICROSOFT!" - YTP Saruman has a Breach in his Wall
"But my lord!" - YTP Saruman has a Breach in his Wall
"Tens of thousands..." - YTP Saruman has a Breach in his Wall
"Go steam a hamburger, smart one." - me to a friend (poor him - he is really humiliated right now for his reasons)
"... To protect my cereal." - YTPMV Scrub Scrub Scrub
"Ooh, good one!" - a sarcastic remark made by a friend
"My anus may be fat, but its not big enough to have moons orbiting it" - my science teacher's response to a question asking how many moons orbit Uranus
"Here's the crater!" - another friend remarks drawing an x on the table, before his friend and my science teacher (who is very masculine) arm wrestles.
"Wink, wink, honk, honk." - my friend (something I have never heard before - I thought it was "nudge, nudge")
"Read between the lines" - Glitch holding up her three inner fingers in disgust
"You are within my line of fire!" - me warning to all when I feel nauseus.
"My hat has three quarters - wait, how did it go again?" - me trying to remember the Hat has Three Corners song.
"My pockets are filled with moo-la; moo-la fills my pockets!" - brother singing to the tune of the Hat Song
"I believe the fat lady has sung." - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
"And the only girl who loves him is his mother." - Mulan "A Girl Worth Fighting For."
"Gather 'round the shish kebab, children!" - Glitch
"That was a little too hot for my liking." - Rundas
"Oh my gosh, the brain is flying!" - my reaction to the sight of Aurora Unit 242 in Samus Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
"Yamikage looks like a potato." - my brother's reaction to the sight of Yamikage XD
"GIANT MUSHY FRIEND!!" - Sokka
"DO A BARREL ROLL!" - Peppy Hare
"Jedi scum!" - General Grievous (or however you spell it)
"She's way out of your league - OUTTA YOUR LEAGUE OF LOSERS!" - Pikachu (A Super Smash Story)
"My ship sails in the morning..." - the King
"DIE!" - Ganon
"Fight me." - Meta Knight
"MY LEVEL HAS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!" - Dialga from Mystery Dungeon
"Great, I'm up a level - I feel the power." - Giratina from Mystery Dungeon
"Goomy!" - Manaphy from Mystery Dungeon
"Great!" - Wii Fit Board (we dubbed it Jirachi, 'cuz it sounds like him.)
"At least my waist is not bigger than my IQ" - Escargoon talking back to King Dedede (Escargoon cracks the FUNNIEST jokes on that show!)
"I just wanted to save!!" - My brother, looking for a saving point when a big boss shows up. XD
"My tummy feels crummy." - me
"Pringles?" - me
"Uh-oh Dumb-dumb, you better run-run, from Atilla the Hun-hun!" - Easter Island Head from Night at the Museum
"There's a twenty foot jackal staring at you right now - DON'T MAKE EYE-CONTACT!" - Teddy from Night at the Museum
"I'm tired of digging up fakes." - Professor Curio from Kirby Right Back at 'Ya.
"Jet propulsion..." - what I say every time I see Wario fly into the sky with a trail of methane following.
"What sound did the sheep hear when her sister exploded?" - this random math worksheet has this joke on it, and it was so random that I had to put it up.
"Watch the power of the aura!" - Lucario's saying in his final smash.
"My aura!" - Resetti imitating Lucario (mah boi!)
"They are going to eat all the brownies, and they are going to get so fat that they fill the house, and blow into blubby smithereens!" - a young child.
"Why don't I draw a line down your head so it looks like a butt?!" - Sanka from Cool Runnings (The COOLEST Movie ever!)
"COOL RUNNINGS!" - Cool Runnings (obviously.)
"Cheers to the man in the orange suit!" - Cool Runnings
"Yeah, but you don't see the Swiss smiling either." - Sanka from Cool Runnings
"You want to kiss my lucky egg?" - Sanka from Cool Runnings
"Well excuse me, Princess!" - Link
"My Very Early Morning Jam Sandwich Usually Nauseates People." - a new way to remember the order of the planets.
"Digging for gold!" - inside joke between me and a classmate (science teacher was talking about a man with a golden nose at that moment)
"Now I can take my non-specific revenge and take over Dreamland!" - Meta Knight from oopah nin10doh.
"In my world, all the people are ponies that eat rainbows and poop butterflies." - Katie from Horton Hears a Who (the little nugget...)
"My eyes may be yellow, but they don't peel like bananas." - Mandite (Forever More)
"Poop." - me
"I like to look at your lame booby traps!" - Pokemon Ranger thingy : Shadows of Alima
"Infinity is only an eight taking a nap - that's why eight is a better number." - My brother (who is obsessed with the number eight.)
"I can count to infinity twice too - one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, turn the eight ninety degrees, and turn it one-eighty degrees." - My brother, once again.
"Like a pudding!" - Bowen from DragonHeart.
"Don't tell me you want a fortune cookie," - Mandite (Forever More)
"You think, or you know?" - Mandite (Forever More)
"So, what wondrous lala-land are we going to?" - Mandite (Forever More)
“Then order your sorry hindquarters away from us, or I will have to kick it there!” - Lucario (Forever More)
"A man with a spear trap a bird and a sideways fish in a vase. And there was also a beetle." - Bodiless Teddy, Battle of the Smithsonian
"The correct translation is Ivan the Awesome." - Ivan the Terrible, Battle of the Smithsonian
"Alis volat propiis" - Motto of Oregon (it means she flies on her own wings or something like that)
"Were you guys like friends in college but you didn't want to ruin your relationship by saying you wanted to be more than friends, that you like-like each other?" - Napoleon, Battle of the Smithsonian
"We thought of calling it 'Big Smelly Crack', but it just made everybody giggle." - Buck, Ice Age 3
"Nemo me impune lacessit" - The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allen Poe (this means No one can provoke me and get away with it)
"These last two hundreds will show me a lot about your character: if you are a quitter, or a fighter." - Coach Mitzy
"You either come to practice, or you're off the team." - Coach Rooks
"Swimming is above education." - Coach Rooks (this one makes me laugh)
"Thanksgiving was the day when the Pokemons taught the jedi how to grow crops." - Red vs. Blue
"Dinosaur attacks Sid. Sid fights back with broccoli, leaving the dinosaur - a vegetable." - Buck, Ice Age 3
"Theory Two: Sid eats broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid and steps on broccoli, leaving the broccoli - a vegetable." - Buck, Ice Age 3
"The name's Buck - short for Buckminster, long for Buh." - Buck, Ice Age 3
"If you have breathing problems, then don't breathe at ALL!" - Coach Rooks (I took his advice, and guess what? I made it to Rank A!)
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