| thisisforyou |
Author has written 63 stories for House, M.D., Looking Glass Wars Trilogy, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, Little Miss Sunshine, Criminal Minds, Alice in Wonderland, Doctor Who, Shakespeare, Boat That Rocked, Con Air, Run Fatboy Run, Black Books, Lion King, Ranger's Apprentice, Peter Pan, Ocean's 11, Sherlock, Inception, and James Bond. "Life is like... a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, with a few pips in it, and some people have half a one for breakfast." -Douglas Adams. I have several different internet pseuds: AO3: thisisforyou I only post my ongoing slashy Sherlock fics on LiveJournal because I don't like their layout; my tumblr is shared with my incredible flatmate, who co-writes the story Infamia with me and calls himself Mr_CSI on AO3 - although, when I say 'shared' I mean I've used his username but if he ever actually posts anything I may possibly die of surprise. I also never use my DeviantArt account and can't quite remember why I made it in the first place, although it's possible that one day I may start posting my t-shirt designs up there. My policy on translations, art and podfic is that as long as you let me know you're doing it and link the original to your work, I will sing your praises from the nearest rooftop. I try to reply to every review because I absolutely love chatting to people about the things that I love, so please drop me a PM if you ever want to talk! -for you! | |||||||||
1. Once Upon a Time » reviewsAn exploration of an alternate canon wherein John and Sherlock meet briefly during high-school but have both forgotten each other by the time they meet up again. What will it mean for them now when they finally admit that they remember? And what has it done to their lives apart? Well, it's a small world, after all. M for smut.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,214 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 5-18-13 - Published: 2-2-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.2. Infamia » reviewsAncient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,601 - Reviews: 265 - Updated: 5-3-13 - Published: 7-18-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.3. The Catch » reviewsPuddlemere United beat the Donegal Dragons by two hundred points to one hundred and seventy. Celebrating at the pub after the match, Oliver Wood meets an old schoolmate and discovers a few things he never knew about love. And Slytherins. But mostly love. A love story told in a drabble for every day in February prompted by a line or lines of dialogue from 'chocolate fish'.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,201 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 2-28-13 - Published: 2-10-13 - Oliver W. & A. Lynch - Complete4. The Science of the Timelords reviewsIn which Sherlock discovers that even his heart is bigger once you're on the inside. Post-Reichenbach, post-Amy, Sherlock and the Doctor meet at a dodgy bank-robbery in Frankfurt and decide that being alone is easier when you have someone to do it with. So begins the adventure of a lifetime in which the Doctor tries not to worry about the fact that Sherlock Holmes is fictional.Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-19-13 - 11th Doctor & Sherlock H.5. Adrenaline and Other Accidents reviewsQ is not cut out for fieldwork, and he's using that as an excuse for kissing Secret Agent 007 - the first time, at least. All subsequent times were entirely out of his control. Bond/Q, M for considerable amounts of smut. Oneshot.James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-12-13 - James Bond/007 & Q 1 - Complete6. What Friends are For » reviewsFor a prompt on the kinkmeme. Bond should really learn to trust his instincts when they tell him they don't like his Quartermaster's new boyfriend; then again, he was a little distracted at the time. Bond/Q, first fic for this fandom so feedback appreciated! T for triggery things regarding domestic abuse and slightly sexaul - who am I kidding, overtly sexual situations.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-14-12 - Published: 12-12-12 - James Bond/007 & Q 1 - Complete7. Let Go reviewsIn the end, separating John's things from Sherlock's amid the chaos spread like rubble through the sitting room is like separating a limpet from a wet rock. Especially when the rock is clinging on for dear life, because Sherlock doesn't want to let go. Johnlock. Oneshot.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-22-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete8. Fantasie reviewsFor the prompt: "five ways Sherlock could have let John know about his feelings for him and the one way he actually did". A critical exploration of Johnlock through five typical smutty scenes and one slightly atypical one.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-22-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.9. Can't Let You Steal My Heart » reviewsCOMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 312 - Updated: 10-13-12 - Published: 10-19-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete10. In the Spirit of Fun reviewsOr, 101 People Eames is No Longer Allowed to Forge. Pure crack. Many, many cross-textual references. Slight Arthur/Eames.Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-7-12 - Eames & Arthur - Complete11. If Only » reviewsOr, five times Sherlock Holmes wished Mycroft wasn't his brother, and one time he didn't mind. Features kid!Lock. Some angsty themes, including post-Reichenbach and drug use. COMPLETE!Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-17-12 - Published: 5-8-12 - Sherlock H. & Mycroft H. - Complete12. Thou Swell reviewsSequel to "Not Without You". John begins to think he and Sherlock meant completely different things when they both said 'I love you'. Basically pure fluff. Johnlock. Oneshot.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-11-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete13. Not Without You reviews"I can't, Mycroft, I can't do this without John." Post-Reichenbach; Mycroft comes up with an alternative solution to the three years of two broken hearts that would have otherwise happened. T for triggery character 'death's. One-shot.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-3-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete14. Use Your Imagination reviews"John. Why are you looking at a picture that's clearly intended to be me mid-coitus?" Smutty Johnlock oneshot.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-13-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete15. Non Dimenticar » reviewsLeaving a dead body behind them, John and Sherlock must run from angry relatives and policemen, remember what they used to mean to each other, get hold of Mycroft to sort things out, and maybe fall in love if there's time. Post-return. M for smut.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 5-12-12 - Published: 3-29-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete16. It's Not Love reviewsJim insists they're not making love. Sebastian doesn't like to argue. MormMor, as fluffy as they ever get. Oneshot.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-18-12 - J. Moriarty & Sebastian W./Seb - Complete17. Catharsis reviewsIn real life, there are only small miracles, and people don't find each other 'just in time'. They find each other when it's too late. Post-Reichenbach, character death.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-11-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete18. Just Keep Talking reviewsThis time it's Sherlock who's away, but that doesn't mean he's stopped talking. Post-Reichenbach reunion!oneshot. No slash, unless you want to see it like that.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete19. The Great Game reviewsIt's a complicated game, but he's had plenty of practice. Don't kid yourself: he IS smart. Fraud!Sherlock. Oneshot.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-12 - Sherlock H. - Complete20. Nemesis » reviewsAU. Doctor John Watson was the only man who ever challenged him, the only man who could defeat him and make him feel alive. It just goes to show - we need our enemies more than we need our friends. Sherlock/John. Inspired by the film, "Megamind".Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,069 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 1-24-12 - Published: 9-24-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete21. Getting Square reviews"You knew I'd saved her. Why did you tell John she was dead?" The final wrap-up of the Irene Adler case. Naturally contains 2x01 spoilers. Oneshot.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-10-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete22. Intimacy » reviews"You're not his friend. He doesn't have friends. So what are you?" An exploration of friendly moments in Sherlock's relationships with others. One: Mrs Hudson. Two: Molly, minor S2 spoilers.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-6-12 - Published: 11-25-11 - Sherlock H.23. Suspended Animation reviewsWe were always an oddball family, the Watsons. There was a sense of suspended animation, of minding our own business while the world rushed past us. Well, that was then. T for drug use and other stuff.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-30-11 - Published: 7-23-11 - John W. & Harry W. - Complete24. As Far As I'd Go » reviewsAn exploration on the limits - or rather, lack of them - in John and Sherlock's relationship. Series of hurt/comfort ficlets. Rating varies from K all the way up to M - I've put each rating seperately on the inside. Six - John is temporarily deafened.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,132 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 10-26-11 - Published: 7-31-11 - Sherlock H. & John W.25. You Again reviewsA bar, Singapore, dark and cloudy, heady with smoke and the laughter of people who should have gone home hours ago... Arthur and Eames have met before. M for non-explicit slash.Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-11 - Arthur & Eames - Complete26. On a Different Note » reviewsJohn and Sherlock have an understanding. Do they? Or are they singing completely different tunes? John/Sherlock, in a manner of speaking. COMPLETE.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-22-11 - Published: 8-14-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete27. September the First reviewsOn this day every year there's some kind of rally. Or huge-scale prank. Or... well, there's definitely something. And the King's Cross staff are sick of it. One-shot inspired by rewatching the first movie.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-28-11 - Complete28. Part and Parcel reviewsHe has his spies everywhere. The next in my completely accidental series of different takes on Mycroft.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-25-11 - Mycroft H. & John W. - Complete29. Bold Stripe reviewsThere was no question about it: Mycroft Holmes was dressing up for somebody. And oh, good Lord, something had to be done about the stripes. Fluffy Mystrade oneshot.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-23-11 - Mycroft H. & Anthea - Complete30. Hell and Night reviewsPlant a seed and watch it grow. Plant a garden... oh, the dark and fantastic things you can make it do. Moriarty's POV. Rated because it's dark and perhaps a little twisted.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-18-11 - J. Moriarty & Sherlock H. - Complete31. History » reviewsIf you love someone, never let them go. If you're stupid enough to lose them, try to forget they existed. If they escape from prison and break into your house... Rusty hated it when history came back to haunt him. Rusty/OC. Mild sex scenes.Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-25-11 - Published: 3-21-11 - Rusty32. Meet the Parents reviewsHe'd thought about pretending he was an orphan, but knowing his luck, she would have picked up the phone when they called anyway. No, Linus Caldwell had to front up and inroduce his girlfriend to his parents.Ocean's 11 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-11 - Linus & Bobby - Complete33. Oh, the Cleverness of You reviewsSometimes he could kiss Danny's mind. Set during O11, quick shot.Ocean's 11 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-18-11 - Rusty & Danny - Complete34. Addiction reviewsThe Neverland... in this day and age it's no fairytale. Parody, only dark. Inspired by PJ Hogan's 2003 movie, and Barrie's book. T for themes, including drug use and violence.Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-19-11 - J. Hook & Peter P.35. Black Thoughts » reviewsFINALLY COMPLETE! Even the epilogue - a tad anticlimactic if you've been holding out for it. Sorry. Sirius Black always wanted a life full of adventure. But honestly, enough is enough.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,378 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 2-15-11 - Published: 1-31-09 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete36. New Shooter reviewsAll it takes is a set of clothes from a body on the street, and he is free. And does the new shooter feel lucky? Well, yes... yes, he does. Drabble.Con Air - Rated: K - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-11 - Garland G. - Complete37. Vows reviewsHe'd sworn he'd never let it happen. But things had a strange way of happening in spite of his hasty, foolish vows. Crowley was in an odd position. Light and fluffy oneshot, Gilan/OCRanger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-25-11 - Crowley & Gilan - Complete38. Nightmare reviewsFreedom is an illusion. It always comes at a price. The question is, is it all worth it? Cyrus/OC, rated M for a series of violent events including the murder of small children, and a mild sex scene.Con Air - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-30-10 - Cyrus G. & Cameron Poe - Complete39. Endings reviewsI knew before I materialised that this would be the end.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-14-10 - Published: 1-20-09 - Bartimaeus & Nathaniel - Complete40. Tell Me I'm Adored reviewsAll either of them want or need is love. But she can't turn to him. Not for this. Scar/Sarabi, sequels ignored.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-14-10 - Scar/Taka & Sarabi - Complete41. Rock the Boat » reviewsCOMPLETE! Meeting Gavin Kavanagh wasn't going at all the way I'd expected. It would take some huge adventure to bring us together... A chapterfic of the Quentin's-daughter-lives-on-the-boat persuasion. Don't read if you don't swear, because I do.Boat That Rocked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,797 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-8-10 - Published: 7-8-10 - Complete42. We Said We Wouldn't Talk About Canada reviewsNot talking about it can sometimes be the worst way to deal with something this big. It's all over now, and the three sit in completely different locations, all thoroughly miserable. Slight, inconsequential Bernard/Manny. Oneshot.Black Books - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-8-10 - Bernard B. & Manny - Complete43. Opportunities reviewsManny is confined to bed with the flu and Bernard must run the shop on his own; enter a heroine with determined tread. Bernard/OC, just a birthday present for a friend. Happy Birthday, Toni.Black Books - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-10 - Bernard B. - Complete44. The Weakness In Me reviews"When the moon is in the sky and the clouds are dancing by, you will find me where you are!" Love is a weakness, and all the Death Eaters know that. So what keeps them coming back to their master has always been their shortcoming. Bella knows, right?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-21-10 - Bellatrix L. & Lucius M. - Complete45. In the Bath reviewsDennis was constantly amazed by Gordon's ability to pick up girls, even when he was in the bath. Gordon/OC, completely random one-off.Run Fatboy Run - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-10 - Complete46. Mistake reviewsShe REALLY didn't think that one through. Now, two years later, there she was with the child of a man who'd never really loved her, even though she'd chosen him over one that did.Boat That Rocked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-4-1047. Virus reviewsSometimes a word is all it takes. A word like 'brother', or 'sorry'. When she got the letter she felt like she needed to hear both.Con Air - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-4-10 - Cyrus G. - Complete48. This Heavenly Light reviewsOTHELLO: I remember when we were in love, my darling, many moons ago. Iago/Emilia.Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-3-10 - Complete49. Rebecca reviewsWho was this girl, who knew Amy better than she knew herself after barely a glance? Who walked into the TARDIS like it was her own home? And who - oh, who indeed - was Rory? Doctor/OC, I guess. Completely random. Sad overtones.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-3-10 - 11th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete50. The March of the Spades reviewsThe March had begun again, but this time Hatter thought something was different. Parody.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-10 - Mad Hatter/Hatta & March Hare/Haigha51. Tic Tac Toe » reviewsSequel to Draw Me A Star but reading that first not necessary. Yes, Ladies and Gents, Juliette Clearwater is back! And this time it's real. It's not a game. Or is it? HIATUSCriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-5-10 - Published: 4-14-10 - S. Reid52. Draw Me A Star » reviewsIntensely, dramatically COMPLETE! So there is such a thing as destiny... but how far do you take it when the whole world seems to be against you?Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,194 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-1-10 - Published: 10-31-09 - S. Reid - Complete53. At Last reviewsIt was playing when he walked into the diner, the first time he met Frank. Ironic, really, though he didn't realise until later. Songfic.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-10 - J. Gideon - Complete54. Sitting on Popcorn reviewsThere's a time and place for everything. Well, what better time than now for a little physics magic? Warning: flying food. HWF Oneshot.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-1-10 - S. Reid & Jack H. - Complete55. Grandpa reviewsGrandpa was the only one who ever made Dwayne want to talk. Grandpa was always talking - Dwayne wanted to yell at him, "SHUT UP!" Rated M for Grandpa's language and the sexual themes of the conversation.Little Miss Sunshine - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete56. Grief reviewsAberforth, at the moment and then the realisation of his brother's death. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-5-09 - Albus D. & Aberforth D. - Complete57. Egg & Sperm reviewsThe Marauders' Astronomy class got put in a detention with a difference after Sirius and James started a class discussion about where babies come from. Professor McGonagall decided it was time for them to find out, the Muggle way...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-24-09 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete58. Him Without You, You Without Him reviewsPeople have so many nice shiny ideas about how you feel when you lose someone you love more than your own life. They say that you get a hole inside you, of a space they used to fill. It's not like that at all. George Weasley knows. And no-one else does.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-6-09 - George W. & Percy W. - Complete59. A Place on Earth reviewsIt's not a cliche in their world - Heaven is a place on earth. Because Charlie deserves his own happy ending, not just a share in someone else's.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 4-12-09 - Charlie W. & OC - Complete60. Words To Give reviewsRemus visits his best friend's graveside to talk to him about everything that's been bothering him. After all, Sirius always had words to give. set mid/end 6th book.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-11-09 - Remus L. & Andromeda T. - Complete61. Dreamer's Door reviewsAfter Seeing Redd so probably a spoiler, haven't read the books for a while but this idea came to me as I love the character of Hatter. It's just a dream - but can you have dreams when you can't sleep?Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-16-09 - Hatter M. & Weaver - Complete62. Hatter's Melody reviewsHe is alone, lost and depressed in an unfamiliar world. But adjusting from his usual cold self is difficult when he meets a carefree woman willing to help him...Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-14-09 - Hatter M. - Complete63. Electric reviewsA poem I wrote that originally had something to do with that episode ages ago when House electrocuted himself to see what death was like... it warped a bit though :House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-7-09 - G. 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