Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and CSI: New York.
Wat it IZ ya'll?
My name is not important to you. I'm 13 and from North Carolina. I am a Spanish Immersion student, and am about to graduate middle school. I love playing basketball and reading.
My favorite series are Harry Potter, Twilight, and Rangers Apprentice. Tv and reading Fan-Fiction are my favorite pastime. People would call me anti-social and reclusive. I have friends and acquaintances but that about it. I'm a quiet person by nature but can be outgoing and emotional on command.
2010 will be an awsome year!
I HAVE DELETED SCARRED WARRIORS!!!!! I WILL REWRITE IT!!!!!!
Well heres my profile, ENJOY!!
QUEER AS FOLK
BUFFY: THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
ONE TREE HILL
THE SECRET SATURDAYS
BROTHERS & SISTERS
WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE
MY FAV MOVIES
Don' be a maitenece in south central while drinking your juice in the hood
Pirates of the Carribean
Nightmare Before Christmas
Holiday in Handcuffs
TYLER PERRY MOVIES
MY FAVORITE ARTIST
NAKED BROTHERS BAND
GYM CLASS HEROES
THE ALL AMERICAN REJECTS
ALL TIME LOW
BOWLING FOR SOUP
THE JONAS BROTHERS
MILEY CYRUS/HANNAH MONTANA
Queer as Folk
Harry Potter and Crossovers
Harry/Domenic Torreto(Fast and the Furious)
HATED PEOPLE/ANNOYING AS HELL
Isabella Swan~She is such a whiny bitch to me. She's also clingy, clumsy, graceless, stupid, curious and annoying.
Ginny Weasley~Annoying and obssesive.(I don't like her but I can write her)
Bellatrix Lestrange~Insane to the poiny of annoying.
Ron Weasley~He's to jeolous and prejudice
Hermione Granger~Kiss up to autjority and nerd
MY LIFE SUCKS
BUT I STAY STRONG
MY DAD LEFT
AND I FEEL ALONE
I WORK HARD
TO SET AN EXAMPLE
I FEEL LIKE A SLAVE
EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT
GOD PUT ME IN THIS WORLD
AND I WILL DO WAT GOD SAID
MY SAVIOUR IZ MYSELF
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
AOne heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
I Didn't Cry
When you hit me
I didn't cry
When you yelled at me
I didn't cry
When you said you hated me
I didn't cry
When you kicked me out
I didn't cry
When you died
I didn't cry
- Siriusly black woman
if you think this shit is funny re-post this
Some Stuff I Thought Was Funny:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
When I was 3, my parents told me to avoid violence and wars. Now I'm 13, my teacher taught me about the Civil War and when I failed my test on it, they told me to study more about the killing and wars.
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
if u like these insults re-post this and use them
My Favorite Insults (use at your own risk)
Everyone is entitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the prviledge.
I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already did.
I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.
You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!
Roses are red,
List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.
If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.
my mother taught me...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER
I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR
I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXCERSISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I haveACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY
copy and paste if you agree
Hi my name is
This is my story:
I'm 6 years old
but no one cares
mommy's got a
needle in her arm
daddy's got a
bottle in his hand.
They come to me
and hit me
I don't cry though
they do it all the
I squeeze my
that's my only friend.
When they pass out
I clean myself up.
I'm 7 years old
bit nobody cares.
Mommy and daddy
come to me
but they have something in
It's a gun and a knife!
Bang! Daddy shot me
and mommy stabbed me.
I died with my best friend
why don't you love me?
Is all I think.
Child abuse WILL send you to HELL!
Post this if you agree
A letter to Mom and Dad
Dear Mommy and Daddy,
This is your kid
the one you killed
the one you gave away for drugs.
I'm the kid you beat
the one you hit.
I'm the one who loved you
I hope your happy now that I'm gone.
Don't worry God is here with me.
There's a reason god created people It wasn't to hurt them!
POST THIS IF YOU'RE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
i was 5 years old when i died
my momma got a hold of me
my papa had a gun trained on me
i tried to get away
he shot me once, twice, three times.
One hit me in my stomach
the others missed
i was left on the ground bleeding
i crawled to the phone and dialed 9-1-1
10 minutes later help came for me
but i was already gone
God kept me
God stayed with me
God is my father
Killing children isn't right
God will get YOU!
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her puton his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.
T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE, MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE.
I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY, WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO, IN THIS HOME, DID LIVE.
I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE.
NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES, OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.
WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
A SOBER THOUGHT, CAME THROUGH MY MIND.
FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.
THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE,
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR, IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.
THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
NOT HOW I PICTURED, AN AUSTRALIAN SOLDIER.
WAS THIS THE HERO, OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED?
I REALISED THE FAMILIES, THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS, WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.
SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE, A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.
THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM, EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS, LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.
I COULDN'T HELP WONDER, HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE, IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.
THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT, A TEAR TO MY EYE,
I DROPPED TO MY KNEES, AND STARTED TO CRY.
THE SOLDIER AWAKENED, AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,
'SANTA DON'T CRY, THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;
I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS.'
THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER, AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
I COULDN'T CONTROL IT, I CONTINUED TO WEEP.
I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS, SO SILENT AND STILL,
AND WE BOTH SHIVERED, FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.
I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE, ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR, SO WILLING TO FOUGHT.
THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER, WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
WHISPERED, 'CARRY ON SANTA, IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE.'
Re-post this to help stop racism:
Black and White:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort
First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:
James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.
May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten
To James and Lily,
-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap them for annoying you in the first place.
-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
-I was thinking, while I was running...
About not hitting trees, I hope.(Edward and Bella from Twilgiht)
-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
This is a poem i wrote, i hope you like it. You may post this on your profile.
Couldn't let him go
I woke up in the mornig
The sun ha not come up
I walked towards the kitchen
Where I heard sobs
I opened the door to see my mother
She had bruises on her face and arms
She had tears running down her face
'Mom' I say 'are you okay'
She nods her head and says 'I'm fine'
But I know she's not
And I know who did this to her
It was James, the man she dates
I try to tell her to let him go
That he's not good enough
That a man who hits a woman
Isn't a really a man at all
He's a cowad
But she saids it's not his falt It's hers
That she shouldn't have angered him
I just nod my head and walk ut
I woke up in the middle of the night
To souds in the room next door
I know who and what it is
I run out of my room to my moms
I stop in shock at what I see
My mom on tefloor with blood all over
James standing over with a look of anger
'MOMMY!' I scream and run over
'What did you do!?' I yell at James
I check for a pulse
There isn't one
I look towards James to see him trying to leave
But I couldn't let that happen
I grab the fallen gun from under the bed
He falls to the floor, Dead
suddenly the front door bangs pen
And in comes the police
They see the dead bodies and arrest me
Now I spend my time in a deliquent facility
All because my mom couldn't let him go
P.S: This stuff isn't about me or anyone particular.
It's about all the people who have to go through that.
If you do, then grab a phone and dial 9-1-1.
There is a family of three
That's what it seems
But that family is falling apart
The little girl is about 9
Hiding in a corner of her room
Listening to the yells of her parents
Finally the front door slams shut
The little girl sits there crying her eyes out
Her parents have been fighting so much
And evertime they do, the girl goes to the corner and cries
She leans against the wall for a nap
To the little girl it felt like only 10 minutes she had slept
But in reality it was 2 hours
The young childe woke up to screaming
She walked over to the door and opened it
Her eyes widened at what she saw
Her dad had a suitcase and was walking towards the door
While her mom was screaming 'GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK!'
Her dad reached the door and opened it, he was about to leave when...
'DADDY!' the little girl screamed and ran over
'Don't leave please! I'll do better, I'll do anything just please don't leave!'
She begged with tears running down her face
Her dad just gave her a hug and a kiss, then left
The child fell down to her knees and cried and cried and cried
she felt her mother touch her but she brushed her off
And ran to her room
But before she closed the door ahe screamed 3 words
'I HATE YOU!'
And the door slammed shut
The little girl never saw her father again
she barely talked to her mother at all
The chlid lost everything she cared for when her walked out
There is a family of three
Supposedly living happily
But that family fell apart
P.S- This is not about me, but all the children who's family fell apart. Post this if it happened to you.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much
When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE :
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?"
(I laughed my effin head off at this!!)
This is how I envision my characters
Scarred Warriors Characters
Scarred Warriors Accesesories
Lucius and Narcissa:
Aston Martin Rapide~
Ford Mustang Convertible~
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