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since: 12-02-08, id: 1758991, Profile Updated: 11-27-09
country: United States
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Author has written 4 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Name: Emzy (AKA Pupps, Vampy, whatever floats you boat.)

My real name is Emily, and I won't give you my last name, stalkers. Make fun of my name, and Melody will kill you for me with a spork or Winry's wrench.

My authentic Japanese name is 天海 Amami (heavenly ocean) 小春 Koharu (little spring time).

Age: 15

Likes: Manga, Anime, Vampires, drawing, killing people with my brand of logic, anything with a lack of sanity, fire, fireworks, Mustang's gloves. Raspberries (They are what apples are to Ryuk to me.)

Dislikes: Preps (No offense to nice preps), Kira (Light is okay, Kira's creepy), perverts (Cept L, he's okay, and perverts who aren't that perverted)

Location: Your face

IQ: 140, and proud, since an average person's IQ is 100, and Einstein's was like 161...

Race/Species: Um, last time I checked, i was suposed to be a human, but, I think I might be a gnome. I'm short.

Sex: Obviously a female.

Hair color: Honey blond

Eye color: Brown/Hazel (Hard to tell...)

Pets: Um, a lot of pond fish, and a Pomeranian Terrier Mix (AKA a mutt, but he's my adorable mutt :D)

Current Avatar: Hetalia: Italy

PS: My homepage is now my Deviant art. I will post any pictures I made/ get from my fanfictions.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed this psas it on !! (I can actually read this by only looking at the word, I'm a freaky smart person, lol)

My favorite characters ever are:

L (Duh)(Death Note)

Beyond Birthday (Duh again)(Death Note)

Edward Elric (Because we small people need to stick together!)(FMA)

Allen Walker (D. Grey-Man)

Alphonse Elric(Because he's so damn cute, pure, and even as armor he's cute...)(FMA)

Tobi (Damned cute to hell)(Naruto)

Lelouch Lamperouge (He's just awesome)(Code Geass)

Yoite (Nabari no Ou, he's awesome, and most certainly as cute as the cat, also named Yoite...)

Asuka (Otomen)

Kang Shichan (Aflame Inferno)

Laon (Laon)

Deidara (Naruto)

And I have others... Somewhere...

Quotes!

"I think, therefore I am." -Bacon

"Don't call me small! I break off your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric

"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!" -Me

"I'm not small, I just live in a world of giant people." -Me

"Colonel Roy Mustang is dead sexy... In a miniskirt." -Vic Mignogna

"I swear I'll castrate both of you with Winry's wrench if you don't!" -Me

"Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."

"Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over."

"I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird."

"Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me."

"Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun"

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up."

"When all else fails, blow shit up."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage

"We are always the same age inside."-Gertrude Stein

More random thing I've found

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.


What Are We Looking For?

My work:http://vampirenote13.deviantart.com/gallery/

Fanart: (Both fanart, and by me .) http://vampirenote13.deviantart.com/favourites/#What-Are-We-Looking-For-

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1. What Are We Looking For? » reviews
A Gate, a struggle, and some fun in between. Eve Desiri and Melody Bell accidentally opened the Gate, and ended up in the FMA world, Rush Valley. The problem is, they're not the only ones the Gate spit out. OCs pairings, hate OCs don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,395 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 10-10-09
2. Trick or Treat, Smell Our Feet reviews
A one-shot short story of Halloween for some of the cast from 'What Are We Looking For'. Two characters introduced here, that will be in WAWLF at some point. Probably my only K rated story, due to the fact there is no cursing. . .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-09 - Complete
3. Search For Something Lost » reviews
Eve Desiri and Melody Bell were just two fangirls watching their anime after a con. Somehow, the gate is opened, and they are thrown into the FMA world, things taken from them. - Discontinued, go to 'What are we looking for', for the new story. -Emzy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,045 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 6-3-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
4. Clash of Lightning and Sound reviews
This was made purely for laughs. What would happen if Eve Desiri and Melody Bell from 'Search For Something Lost' met Ami Curroff from xXImmortalsxDiceXx's 'Lightning-Chaos' during some fanfiction down time? This is it. Enjoy, fans.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete
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