Hi there! I am a 29 year old mom of two little boys, 3.5 years and 2 years. Thank goodness I work, or I'd be insane! Keeping my GQ at work so my poor husband doesn't have a heart attack!!

The lovely goldenmeadow clued me into fanfiction, and now I am totally obsessed with reading it.

I beta work for goldenmeadow and amerymarie.

Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5106610/1/Dead_Confederates

Bad Habit by AmeryMarie http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5007065/1/

Seventeen Cakes songs, links

I AM GOING TO BE MOVING ALL THESE LINKS TO MY BLOG AT SOME POINT SOON...JUST AN FYI...

Prologue/Ch 1-The Rules

Ghost by Little Boots http://www.metrolyrics.com/ghost-lyrics-little-boots.html

Ch 2-I'm on a Boat with a Whirling Dervish

Oh So Quiet by Bjork http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1jcto_bjork-its-oh-so-quiet_music

Alice's Lamborghini http://www.cartype.com/pics/6345/full/lamborghini_gallardo_lp_560-4_spyder_s_09.jpg

Ch 3-Jiffy Pop, Sit-Ups, and Lady Liberty

If You Were Here by The Thompson Twins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWltMk84XhE

Forever Young by Alphaville http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7CuJ8cR9sg

Alcohol by Barenaked Ladies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZZ7_l1QaZ8

Tiny Dancer by Ben Folds Five http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF4WeCGrILc

You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' performed by Tom Cruise and Anthony Edwards. Long live Goose. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtGZKdW0Xc

Ch 4-Flashbacks, Broken Rules, and Disappointments

My Freeze Ray http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfaXt1rC2G0

The Lollipop Guild http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_CAs3q7G48

Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead (best one I could get since it is copyrighted) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiaMHYGafBw

Fraggle Rock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dXFWL7l7A0

Every Time We Touch-Cascada http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G6QDNC4jPs

Beverly Hills-Weezer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MDpFK8xFQ

Major Tom-Peter Schilling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NiOZMlD9TA

Ch 5-In Times Like These, We Eat Frosted Delights

Edward's Porsche http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2004_silver_Porsche_911_Carrera_type_997.jpg

Times Like These, Foo Fighters (acoustic) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVm8jPBhmMU

Shoop, Salt N Pepa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKaVBVikysw

(I Just) Died In Your Arms, Cutting Crew http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dOwHzCHfgA

Ch 6-Maneaters, Football, and Crazy Bitches

New York Girls, Morningwood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKOFhZFExR0

867-5309 (Jenny), Tommy Tutone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBHJqtgo8RA

Maneater, Hall and Oates http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-OO0xqTe4

I'm Not Your Boyfriend Baby, 3OH!3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utrAA4X7MD8

Lost in Your Eyes, Debbie Gibson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONepFcRGkHE

Beat It, Michael Jackson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8

I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

Crazy Bitch, Buckcherryhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtOPWWG2z1c

Rosalie's car (but in red) http://www.starcarstn.com/Eleanor.html

Church Lady http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/church-chat/2441/

Proenza Schouler--completely Alice's style http://www.proenzaschouler.com/

Ch 7-Boners, The Claw, and Doris Day

Simple Man, Lynyrd Skynyrd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs

My Humps, Black Eyed Peas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4_-xKTDP0

Ch 8-Failure, Sloth, and Fools

The Goonieshttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089218/

Monty Python and the Holy Grail http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/

Knights Who Say Ni http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg

Brave Sir Robin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8

A Man's Gotta Do http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3eBvZvUXk

Handel's Hallelujah Chorus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up3TIPoVh-M

Somebody's Watching Me, Rockwell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD21JDMp86c

Dreamweaver, Gary Wright http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hdx9JjzDfo

Soft, Kings of Leon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s4OQibBBGA

Hands Down, Dashboard Confessional http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2un7ebEL-k

Falling For You, Student Rick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_pJianP024

Only Fooling Myself, Kate Voegele http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oChxvdOnNo

Ch 9-Jealousy, Federline, and GnR

Lollipop, Mika http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F99IuKUCAc4

Don't Do Me Like That, Tom Petty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1aU1wbFSTs

Jizz in My Pants, The Lonely Island (Twilight version) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IH7d9qrlig

It's Raining Men, The Weather Girls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXudUM0vKSc

Vindicated, Dashboard Confessional http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWSjDnaDfXc

Dammit, Blink 182 http://www.youtube.com/user/blink182?blend=2&ob=1#play/uploads/14/b80LQPUIcxM

Dark Blue, Jack's Mannequinhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6_5G7cBW_w

Ch 10-Confessions, Heart, and Swiftness

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps, Cake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV5PwN2e88Y

Green Eyes, Coldplay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbAZiVRG6h0

Bye Bye Bye, NSYNC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JoJqID-wJY

Crazy on You, Heart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV6yBZV_K7E

You Belong With Me, Taylor Swift http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdFpph6Hupo

Ch 11-Queens, Heroes, but Not the One

Sorry, Buckcherry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEIhtvdU6b0

Konstantine, Something Corporate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOOFYEkQPTo

My Name is Jonas, Weezer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmIhZYCMgvI

Holding Out for a Hero, Bonnie Tyler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI

Halo, Beyonce http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvSimrzn8IE

If You're Not the One, Daniel Bedingfield http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b9Vn6WkjPs

It's Tricky, Run DMC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C2b8XWJnfE

Ch 12- Signify with a Black T-Shirt

The Longest Time, Billy Joel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smeyf8nhM5Q

Everybody Needs Somebody, Blues Brothers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCTJeT2i9QU

Song for the Dumped, Ben Folds Five http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URz1qJ3aC4M

Eternal Flame, The Bangles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwajTekSAcM

I Am, Bon Jovi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34DEynQQ9ho

Ch 13- Try It Again, With Britches

Please Forgive Me,David Gray http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQTUCIU8nVQ

Take On Me, A-Ha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AXNBR2smPY

It's All Your Fault, P!nk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJdKbdzwVMQ

I Touch Myself, The Divinyls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFEfmbAeEDY

She Hates Me, Puddle of Mudd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKWWyEP7Xaw

Ch 14- Small Miracles of Coconuts

Coconut Skins, Damien Rice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqdGHm79R_4

Vulnerable, Secondhand Serenade http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS8_MwRgGbs

Listen to Your Heart, DHT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GilxHOdGZNA

Overweight, Blue October http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9nS_HpmHdc

Kelsey- Metro Station http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjcpI_3XsAk

Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me, Elton John http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGQ8BVLkOXE

Yo Gabba Gabba http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJCh6dB439k

Epilogue-Tasty Tidbits

Made to Love You, Gerald Lavert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17yNzTZgyS8

Have a Little Faith In Me, Joe Cocker (among others) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OUYptpCQJ8

The Luckiest, Ben Folds Five http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWX11AMBEc