Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Best Alternate Universe Complete
Best Characterizations (non Edward/Bella) Complete
Best Undiscovered Erotica Complete (um...seriously?)
Most Original Story Line Complete
Most Romantic Moment Complete

It's a freakin' honor, and I am hugely grateful to everyone who nominated and voted for me, and to the people who put the awards together.

The following pairs (or triads) of words have different meanings and are NOT randomly interchangeable, at least not in British English (I'm sure someone will correct me if Americans do it differently):

waste/waist (oh my God, people. Seriously), peak/peek/pique, rain/rein/reign, affect/effect, accept/except, threw/through, they're/their/there, you're/your, altar/alter, moot/mute, wonton/wanton (snort!), roll/role, boarder/border, bated/baited, bear/bare, due/do, ado/adieu, advice/advise, then/than, to/too, lose/loose, summery/summary, a part/apart, choose/chose, past/passed, staid/stayed, imminent/eminent, brooch/broach, pail/pale, peel/peal, manor/manner, exercise/exorcise, conscious/conscience, sight/site, perspective/prospective, pedal/peddle, sheer/shear, thrown/throne, plains/planes, composer/composure, lessen/lesson, here/hear, and Cullens/Cullen's/Cullens' (Ok, I'll admit I get sloppy about this one, sometimes).