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Author has written 21 stories for Life With Derek, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, Mentalist, iCarly, Fast and the Furious, Criminal Minds, and Drake & Josh. Name: Kelsey Age: 15 Height: 4'10" Ethnicity: As white as you can get... or European mutt, as I prefer to call myself. Hmmm. Well, think what you want about me, I suppose, because I'm never going to change. I will say that I'm loud and obnoxious and kinda bitchy if you don't know me. Were I a video game, I'd be rated M for mature, or perhaps even P... for perverted. Don't ask me how I got that way, having my bi best friend and an ex best friend who calls herself Boner does that to you. I'm actually a big softie... loyal and a good listener and all that... I also cry when other people do... I'm a mushpot, what can I say? On drugs, drinking and/or smoking: I will never do any drug besides a prescription, I'm not against drinking but I haven't tried it yet, and smoking... well, I've done it, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It's not nearly as cool as it seems. I'm a Christian Catholic, but I still curse a little too much and sneak out a little too often to be a good girl. I do go to youth group and church school and mass on Sundays though, if that counts. My youth group is the only thing that keeps me sane. I have a big, nosy, dramatic family that I love to death. I also have a great group of friends, some of whom I call my family, even when they wish they never knew me. I'm good in school, and I have common sense, but I'm a little bit of a stereotypical blonde, even though I'm a brunette. I have some ditzy moments, and my self-esteem isn't anywhere near high, but I'm loved and I love everyone else. Isn't that what counts? I will admit I have no luck getting the guy. I'm a little bit too much of a flirt, a little too high on the scale, and a little too low in the looks department to easily get the guy. But I've succeeded a couple times. I love my baby dog, Jeep, who IS named after the automobile company. He's my photography subject, and just all around there when I need to cry to him. Quotes: "You can walk on water, you can walk on the moon, you can walk through Memphis wearing blue suede shoes. When the walking is over, at the end of the road? It ain't what you've done, son, it's who you know." - Phil Stacey "In life there ain't too many level playing fields." - Phil Stacey "I'm dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time." - Taylor Swift "No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt "Happiness is a warm puppy." - Charlie Brown | |||||||||
1. Bigness isn't Measured By Size“Besides, Drake,” Josh chastised, standing up and walking towards his brother. “I don't care how big you are.” DxJ Slashy goodness. :DDrake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Published: 1-5-10 - Complete2. You've Got The Rhythm, I've Got The Blues reviewsShuffle. Various slashes, friendships, and plot bunnies run amuck. Verrrrry amuck. Enjoy frolicking with them :DCriminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-20-09 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete3. You Can't Call It Cheating reviewsHe sat himself down next to her bed, as she turned her head to look at him. He knew he was never going to be able to forget the tortured look she gave him. Ever. Bria. Jesse/Mia. Title from Cheatin' by Gin Blossoms.Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-09 - Brian & Mia - Complete4. They Say Time Heals Everything reviewsAnd he looks like the frightened 25 year old he's always been, even though it's 6 years later and he's got his own kid on the way, and maybe that's what hurts the most, isn't it, Dom? Dotty/Bria. Dom finds out what was happening during Letty's crash.Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-09 - Dom & Letty - Complete5. Friendship Bracelets reviewsAnd he has to wonder why the hell he's sitting here making friendship bracelets with her. Friendship bracelets, for crying out sakes. Unrequited Dasey.Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-3-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete6. Knock Ups and Knock Downs » reviews“You ever stop and think he's still just a giant kid himself, taking care of three more?” Dom watched his best friend run up the stairs like a teenager. Brian/Mia.Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-30-09 - Published: 8-22-09 - Mia & Brian - Complete7. Life After » reviewsShe knew she was disobeying Spencer's instructions, but seriously, Sam wouldn't admit it till she showed, and Carly was too impatient to wait months. Creddie, Spam, and Carly/Spencer sibling-y stuff.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 8-9-09 - Carly S. & Spencer S.8. Secrets of the Prom Night reviewsLandAmongTheStars's challenge. Dasey, Trasey, Demily, Tremily... the prom night's all sexual pickup sticks anyways. Pick them up and throw them down and they're all matched up in different pairs again. But Prom's made for secrets, right?Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-26-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete9. Join me? reviews“You think this thing'll hold both of us?” “You think we're the first couple to lay in a college dorm bed?” “Touché.” Spam. Oneshot.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-2-09 - Sam P. & Spencer S. - Complete10. LWD: The Musical reviewsMy iPod challenge. Ten songs, easy enough. You know how it goes, right?Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete11. Better Than A Dream reviewsShe doesn't need her favorite mistake anymore. Because she's found someone older, with more experience, to mess around with. The problem is, she didn't figure on him finding out.Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-09 - Derek V. & Lizzie M. - Complete12. Complications reviewsBecause life with Derek and Casey is nothing but complications. But this time, the complications aren't Derek's fault. And he can't stop them. Dasey!Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-17-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete13. Princess reviewsIt starts with “One more thing? I'm not your princess!” and it ends with “You are so my princess.” But the angst and hell inbetween, ahh, that's what makes the Dasey.Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-16-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete14. Short and Sweet » reviewsDasey one shot challenge! My own cute little dribbly fluff on Dasey... maybe more. Who really knows? Enjoy!Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-11-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete15. Vulnerable reviewsDasey, sweet, semi-ooc Dasey. They're both vulnerable, but they both love each other. They make the other whole. And they count on that vulnerability to keep them together. one-shot, song-ficlet. Rated for 2 "bad words."Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete16. His Kind Of Money » reviewsWhen Casey meets handsome, rich Max Miller, she leaves Derek, who is the one who truly cares about her. Will Casey see the error of her ways, or will Derek have to help out? One shot, possibly more. Songfic!Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 2-8-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete17. Lady Madonna reviewsLisbon's constantly getting between Jane and his co-workers, his suspects, and himself. So can she help it if she complains about feeling like his mom once in a while? One-shot.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-17-09 - Teresa L. & Patrick J. - Complete18. Without You HereWhen Stella dies, Mac has to deal with the aftermath, being sucked into his own thoughts. Based on Without You Here by Eric Church. One-shot. Don't own anything.CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Published: 6-17-09 - Mac T. & Stella B. - Complete19. Falling » reviewsWhen Nora falls into the grasp of Alzheimer's, will Derek and Casey fall into the grasp of fate? Derek and Casey move back home, and through learning how to help Nora, learn how to help themselves. Dasey, some Lizwin, futurefic.Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,522 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 12-7-08 - Derek V. & Casey M.20. Blame, Fault, Harm reviewsAU. Lindsay and Danny are not part of the team, and have known each other since they were younger. Lindsay gets out of college, becomes a sex-buddy with her high-school sweetheart, Danny, and everything rolls on from there. Warning: religion, sex, abuse.CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-21-09 - Mac T. & Don F. - Complete21. Professional Courtesy reviewsRyan and Calleigh have been dating secretly for a while, but when their secrets get out... Can they keep their jobs, AND their relationship? ON HIATUS.CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-22-09 - Calleigh D. & Ryan W.
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