For Spite enjoys defeating Knights of the Old Republic one and two through the unlimited power of the dark side of the force and long walks on the beach. Preferably at night because the sun burns.

For Spite also highly recommends the manga "Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer" to all discerning readers. The protagonist is approached by a talking lizard who wants him to become a magic knight to save the world. He wants nothing to do with it until he meets the Princess he's supposed to be working with, who has sworn to save the world from the evil mage and his 'biscuit hammer' so she can destroy it with her own fists. He immediately swears fealty to her. There are a lot of other magic knights, who seem to really want to protect the world, but that's okay because only the Princess and the protagonist know things are really a three way conflict.