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Hiiya, I (obviously) read an insane amount, and this year I'm not allowed to read any books... so of course I turn to fanfic. I have so many ideas for writing stories (normally it's just me paired up with some really hot guys from stuff like KHR, Ouran High, Vampire Knight etc) but I never actually write them down, and the last time I wrote a story was for English. Last year. O.o Basically I'm one of those weird people who only have a fanfic account so that they can review stories XD These are just some random facts about me: - I am completely addicted to anime, manga, books, music, cooking and general crafts... Oh and Aikido, which I am an Adult Brown Belt at. - My birthday is the 26th November - I have a little brother and a little sister who manage to be the most annoying people on this earth (apart from my besties XD) but hey, i can't disown them... - My besties are the most irritating and funny people I have ever met... 99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. 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If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. You know you have been on the computer TOO long when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or Myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash 1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. 2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends. 3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. 4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. 5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts. 6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities. 7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face. 8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc. 9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga. 10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. 11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need. 12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in. 13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits. If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page. Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage- 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Just some things you need to know to survive…. (1) la-de-da-de-da (2) The world is going to end so go bite off your big toe and be done with it…. (3) Black is the purdiest color of the rainbow… (4) Most of the time the true geniuses are truly insane… (5) I do not suffer from insanity… I enjoy every waking moment of it! (6) Santa Claus is just a fat drunk guy in a red suit with fur…. Or possibly Michael Jackson… Or Orochimaru… (7) MY SPORK CAN SO KICK YOUR SPORKS ASS!!…. (8) No woman does not like gay porn!!… (9) Snack Packs are the nummiest pudding thingies out there!… (10) Life’s Rough… Cry me a river and build a bridge over it!… (11) You should listen to the voices in your head…. THEY HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS! And Finally…. (12) COME TO THE DARK SIDE… WE HAVE COOKIES!! (13) Forget cookies... WE HAVE YAOI!! Girls Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. I don’t believe in racism in any way, shape, or form. I think there are idiots in every color, race and religion. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Okay, so... there's this thing called retard-ness and me and my girls, well...we've gone pro. When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing but more as a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Tai say if he woke up and saw he was in Sora's body...?') You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? Heaven won’t let me in and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over. Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' . . . Furbies You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. You are a Clueless Uke! Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself. Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com | |||||||
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