Name: PokeshippersShadow1 (My real name with remain unknown to the world =D)

Warning: If I become friends with someone, I never tell them my real name first. I might tell you my middle name.

Birthday: March 16

Place of location: Why do you want to stalk me or something?!

Gender: Female

How I look: Black/Brown hair cut up to my shoulder, brownish-blackish eyes, and I am pretty tall. (I am a little over my average height.) I am skinny as can be. (My uncle says I can hula hoop a cheerio) I look just like my cousin!

Friend only: If I have been friends with someone long enough, I might consider giving them my AIM or facebook. When you think we are good enough friends, just ask and I might give it to you.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! Just my OCs Vicky and Ricky (Vicky is based off my cousin)

Hey Guys! I just wanted to say that as soon as I finish all my stories...I am leaving fanfiction. I am sorry but I grew out of pokemon. I plan on learning how to play an instrument and drawing more. I promise to finish what I wrote but after that...I am leaving.

Stories I am working on:

I Know My ABC's: I decideded to take a the challenge but I am now turning it into my own alphabet story.

My Bow, Your Hat, and Our Date!: Helga always had a bow, Arnold always had his hat, but they've never been on a date with each other. Until Now! Phoebe and Gerald are there to give them advice. Review! Helga and Arnold! Hints of Phoebe and Gerald!

Pairing I approve:

Ash and Misty: Love these two!

Drew and May: Red Roses symbolize love!!

Dawn and Kenny: I love childhood friends relationships!

Brock and Suzie: I can see this one happening. But i wouldn't be disappointed if it didn't happen though.

Zoey and Paul: Hey there is someone out there in the world for everybody!

Daisy and Tracey: They are cute together, and they seem to have something going on between them in the chronicles series.

Brock and Violet: That would be cool, and a lot people set them up with each other.

Gary and Lily: I read a story with them being paired up. And it made me realize they are cute together.

Gary and Leaf: Even though I have no idea what she looks like I completely support this pairing based on stories I read.

Jessie and James: Do I need to explain!

Pairings I hate:

Ash and May: Even writing there together like that makes me mad. This shipping is a big NO!

Ash and Dawn: Same thing as May and Ash.

Ash and Anabel: Anabel does like Ash, but Ash LOVES Misty and Misty only.

Brock and Misty: This one makes no sense. Brock is always making jokes on Ash and Misty's Love. If he liked her, I don't think he would always be pairing her up with Ash.

Tracey and Misty: No! Daisy would have Misty's head. And they are so wrong for each.

Gary and Misty: Ash would kill Gary so slowly and painfully, I can't even describe it.

Rudy and Misty: Ash looked like he was going to punch the guy in the face. If I was in Ash's position and someone tried to do that to the one I love, that person would be dead.

Pairing(s) I am okay with:

Delia(Ash's mom) and Professor Oak: Oh come people can fall in love in any age, no matter how old.

Dawn and Paul: They look cute together!

Favorite Characters:

1. Misty: I am a tomboy, love funny and dense guys like Ash, and water pokemon.

2. Ash: He so funny and dumb it is so hard not to like!

3. Drew: I wish I knew a romantic guy like him!

4. May: She is cool!

5. Kenny: He is so Awesome!

6. Dawn: She reminds me of my cousin!

Things I found on other people's profiles:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed this psas it on !!

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you absolutely LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.(that's true about me and my friends)

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Stupidity isn't handicap- PARK ELSEWHERE!

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, tell that person to dribble a football.

My friend when she put on a cape: I am the one in the cape! I make the whoosh noises!!

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you feel the warmth.

Men are like parking spaces. The good ones are taken and the rest are handicap.

Men are like pencils, some are shaper than others. (But the guy who made this quote was GAY, cause this sounded kind of wrong!)

It takes 46 muscles to frown, and 26 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and smack that person!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss.

Energizer Bunny arrested- charged with battery!

If Barbie is so popular- Why do we have to buy her friends?

The only reason why people get lost in thought is because it is an unfamilar territory.

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.

I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool!

My Dad: My high school health teacher said not to drink in Life.

Me: and what did you say?

My dad: I said in front of the whole class, 'THEN HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK WHEN I AM DEAD'! (I CAN SO PICTURE THIS! LOL!!)

Jeff: Women age like fine wine.

Walter: (looks a him like he is crazy) She is ageing like MILK!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be
destroyed by Fanfiction!

If you think you are dumb because you waste your time copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is like a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you
what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have a long-term sob fest,
and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.Crazy is when you do or say a
completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with
yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you know you are crazy, copy this onto your
profile!

If you're a tomboy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!(Hehe, I'm like Misty!)

If you think those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Gwen: Okay rule number 1: Do not go off on your own. Rule number 2: If you do go off on your own, never go in the woods. Rule number 3: If you do go in the woods never ever ever make out in the woods or you will die in the woods. Where's Izzy and Owen?

Duncan: Breaking rules 1 through 3. (I laughed so much, I love Duncan!)

My friend: Why is it that you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Me: Because on the day they were naming it they were drunk, and it was opposite day.

What a Boyfriend Should Do

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

(..)'(..)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination...please.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

GO ON www.mibba.com and look up SynysterSunshine6661, and read my cousin's stories! She made one called 'His 21st Birthday!' It is so funny! Please read and review it! Warning: Contains curse words and hints at stripping but nothing happens!