Hola, enjoy the wonderful writings of WildReasoner! You're welcome, world.

Haha, I'm just kidding. Some of it is crap writing. Nonetheless, ENJOY!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

You're crazy when you start talking to inanimate objects. You've gone ABSOLUTELY MENTAL when they start talking back.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Hold my purse."

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I took the Ipod Quiz. Here are my results!

1. Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
She is-the Fray

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Vertigo- U2

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
7 Things- Miley Cyrus (okay?)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Halo- Beyonce (by halo it could mean I'm feeling angelic... i guess)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
How to Save a Life- the Fray (?)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Hear You Me- Jimmy Eat World ...(??)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Love, Save the Empty- Erin McCarley

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Move Along- All-American Rejects

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Can't Get Enough of You Baby-Smash Mouth

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
It's Still Rock and Roll to Me-Billy Joel (do I wanna be in a band?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
The Anthem- Good Charlotte (Huh??)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Walkin' on the Sun- Smash Mouth

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
From Yesterday- 30 Seconds to Mars (does that mean that my parents think I was born yesterday?)

WHAT SONG WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
One Week- Barenaked Ladies (does that mean that I'll get a divorce a week after I get married?)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Problem Girl- Rob Thomas (You know what? That's just insulting.)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Yellow- Coldplay (no, I'm not a fan of the color yellow and i will not make a hobby out of it)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
You Found Me- the Fray (are we playing hide & seek or something?)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Breakout-Miley Cyrus (i just don't get that)

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