Random Stuff about me:

Age: 19

Occupation: Student at a university that I will not name, for security reasons

(Hopeful) Future Occupation: Something that helps me feed the hunger of my passion (writing)

Hair: Dark brown

Eyes: Brown

Major: Journalism

Minor: Archaeology/French

Biggest inspirations: TYRA BANKS, Stephen King, William Shakespeare, Vanessa Paradis

Favorite Books: The Dark Tower series by Stephen King (If you haven't read them, take a suggestion from someone who knows-- they are pure printed gold).

Favorite genre (not just fanfiction, any in general): A big tie between (light)fantasy and romance

Music: I'm a country girl at heart! Shania Twain, Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith are my favorites! I also LOVE Vanessa Paradis, even though I don't know French.

Who am I?: I used to hate it so much when English teachers asked me this question, and look at me, asking myself now. What a hypocrite I am. Well, let's see . . . First of all, I have been writing since I was a first grader. The first story I ever remember writing was something about two dogs who dug themselves to death . . . ha . .. pretty morbid for a six year old, huh? Ever since that time I've had a deep, passionate love for the craft. I've written off and on my entire life; fanfictions when times get rough and thinking a lot is impossible, and my own little stories when times are well. I'm currently drafting three books, too, with plots so complicated even I lose track of them.

Hmm . . . I love to read, too. My favorite author in the world is Stephen King, and I have read almost every book he's ever published. I also love to read classic novels-- ex. 1984, Wuthering Heights.

My dream up until this point was to be a cardiologist. Will I make it? I dunno. Thinking of that amount in loans makes me want to run screaming.

I'm an awful driver.

I think people who say nonsensical, rude things deserve to be slapped. We are all people, here, and life is not a competition. If that girl's fat, who gives a damn? I could make fun of you for wasting your time from your life by putting someone down, when in actuality, we're all human. If you think that's not so, where's your damned pedestal?

I am one of those people that believes anything can happen, if you try hard enough. I also have a deep love for fairy tales, because that's what happens in them . . . the dreams that you wish come true. Thank you, Walt Disney, for holding my hand through my childhood! :)

I want to have eight children.

I have a crippling phobia of airplanes.

Any sort of bug will run me up the wall.

My favorite show is South Park, my favorite character Kyle.

My favorite movie is The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and I have been to the live performance so many times I can no longer count.

I hope to own a Saint Bernard some day. I saw Cujo when I was thirteen and from then on, I was sold.

I REALLY, REALLY want to learn French, for no reason other than to be able to understand Vanessa Paradis's music.

I am in a sorority. :)

My biggest goal is to live a life interesting enough to write a memoir about.

My favorite motto: Live life as if it's your own personal runway. Look straight ahead and strut right down the middle. :)

And that's . . . that's about it.

And if this wasn't enough for you (which most of you probably didn't even read to this point, but that's fine), PM me and I'd be glad to answer any further questions.

Future Updates

Serious story also goes by the name of The Inheritors. I will of course be updating this until I am finished, but I can't tell you how long that will be, with the heavy classload I've taken on this semester. I didn't plot this story, because oftentimes the things that I plot dissolve into dust . . . but I sort of wish I had with this one. If you read it, you probably know what I mean.

The Plot is my first Rocky Horror fanfiction, and probably the best idea I've come up with in years. I actually tried to make the plot of the story work out in an actual book, but I didn't think I could create a character that would move the story as well as Frank-N-Furter would. I'll bet you believe the same, too. Try to imagine the story with just a plain old Prince Charming in Frank's place, and what would you get? Hamlet with a twist. :Z I will be trying to finish this story as soon as possible, but I'm not sure how long that will take.

My name's Aubrey. If you've read this far, congrats! :) I hope you're here because you like my story, and not because you want to see what idiot wrote such a hopeless piece of trash . . . but I'll love you either way!

-Till memories,

Aub