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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Gender: Take a good guess. Age: I'm not dead, am I? Height: If you aren't a stalker, you won't know. If you are...you won't know anyway. MUAHAHAHA! Weight: Same as above. Lives: You can find me in the Great Ga'Hoole Tree, ThunderClan or ShadowClan or RiverClan, in the Soul Society hanging out with Yachiru and annoying everybody and feasting on candy, or annoying the fifth Kazekage in the Sand Village. (muahahahaha) But other than that, same as above Previous pennames: shanna43 Likes: animals, Warrior Cats, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Naruto, Bleach, Seekers, computers, jigsaw puzzles (big ones, like 300 piece puzzles), Wii, XBox, caramel, ice cream, books, bugs Dislikes: People who hate animals, poachers, annoying people, carrots, peppers (the vegetable), dresses, Barbies, girly stuff (Top 5 are in bold & numbered) Favorite Warrior Cat Pairings: LeafxCrow BramblexSquirrel SpottedxFire BluexOak TigerxSasha Favorite Warrior Cats: Blackstar Cinderpelt Crowfeather Graystripe Bluestar Favorite Guardians of Ga'Hoole Characters: Otulissa (she's kinda bossy but my fav part is when she first said the feared curse word: sprink! ROFL) Coryn Soren Gylfie Uglamore Stryker Ezylryb Eglantine Favorite Naruto Characters (not in order): Itachi Deidara Sasori Hidan Gaara Tenten Neji Hinata Lee (he is just so friggin' hilarious!!) Kakashi Zetsu Tobi Obito Kankuro Favorite Naruto Pairings (warning lots of Sakura pairings and crack (XD)): 1. SasuSaku 2. KibaHina 3. ShikaIno 4. NejiTen 5. KakaSaku SasoSaku HidaSaku DeiSaku TobiSaku ZetsuSaku GaaSaku ItaSaku SuiSaku KotetsuxSakura IzumoxSakura ShinoHina KurenaixAsuma InoSai KankuIno KonoHana (KonohamaruxHanabi) KakaRin ObitoRin NejiTen DosuKin ZakuKin TsunadexJiraiya Least Favorite Naruto Pairings KibaSaku ShikaTema SuiKarin (or whatever you call it) SasuKarin (YUK!) NaruSaku Yaoi, Yuri, AnimalxHuman, ya, you get the point. OK Naruto Pairings LeeSaku LeeTen NaruHina Favorite Bleach Characters: Ulquiorra Grimmjow Pesche Izuru Momo Gin Orihime Favorite Bleach Pairings: 1. UlquiHime 2. GrimmHime 3. IzuMomo 4. RenjiRukia 5. UryuHime IchiHime RangikuXGin UraharaXYoruichi (or however you spell her name...) UraharaXUruru ( :D I like crack pairings...) Least Favorite Bleach Pairings: IchiRukia Yaoi, Yuri, AnimalXHuman, blah. I think you get it. (points up to Naruto) Hint, hint, wink wink. I HAVE NO OK BLEACH PAIRINGS. JUST GOT INTO THE SHOW, KK?? :D Thank you. Copy & Pastes: If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Deidara (he's cool) Sasuke (don't like him anymore that bastard!! >:( ) Gaara (he's cool too!!) Sasori (i wish he wasn't a puppet and thirty-five. >.>) Zetsu (CANNIBAL!! :D) Hidan (Crazy dude!!) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you've tripped over air, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile. (I will give you three guesses on who it is) If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 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It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Help pokemon rule the world! Copy this on your profile! SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)! If you think that it's unfair that Drew,Paul,random rival is not in ANY Pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK,silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7,Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363,cherrysabakunouchiha, Whisperfeather22 If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! DO IT! ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you think Sasuke-teme is a jerk for leaving Sakura-chan on a cold hard bench then copy this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. This is a poem about a little girl who was abused. If you care at all, post this into your profile My name is Sarah I am but three, my eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could've made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says it's my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream But it's now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse: MAKE IT STOP!! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school If you think that '/_\' looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. IF WARRIOR CATS IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK EVER COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! 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If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think energy drinks are bad for you because they make you spazz out, copy and paste this on your profile. If you guys love warriors, copy and paste this on your profile. If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile. 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If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down (copy and paste this to your profile) If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX.I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Ebil Chameleon, CalwynN.D.Forever, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, Sweetly-Sour94 SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX, 3DG girl, Maybelle-And-Nightmare, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, Sweetly-Sour94 Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile. 98 Percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, Copy & paste this into your profile. Too many people smoke Marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your bio. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, Sweetly-Sour94, Whisperfeather22 IF you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ShadowWolf315 (cough cough occasionally...sometimes...ok ok a lot), AnimeKittyCafe (actually I have), Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (i do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them...sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (everyday i think my stairs are cursed), o.OEvanglineO.o (Do it all the time!!), Bloodlustkunoichi (che...i aint called a klutz for nutin ya know), Lady Maybelle of Confusion (i have...a problem...I think I'm attracted to things that hurt myself by some magnetic force...), Sweetly-Sour94 (heh heh oops .") Whisperfeather22 (i was running too fast) If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, ChristinaAngel, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, Sweetly-Sour94, Whisperfeather22 If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one fteefint prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're one of those people who will nod and mumble 'yeahs' when someone is talking to you about something you have no clue about, copy and paste this into your profile. if Hannah Montanna was standing on the edge of a 6 story building about 90 of Americans would have a nervous breakdown. If you are one of the 10 of Americans and Canadians that is yelling "JUMP BITCH!" copy and paste this in to your profile EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, VampireMistressNurico, Sweetly-Sour94, Whisperfeather 22 If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least) Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile If you always say 'uhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you jsut see two reveiws, paste this in your profile I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... you think TV Golf is the mst boring thing on TV... copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile If you think Shikamaru is sexier than Sasuke copy and paste this have you ever been hurt because you daydreaming,if you have copy and paste on your profile If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, kamiry, hinata 7875960400m, Whisperfeather22 Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this into your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream: KinKitsune01, naru-chan13, Kuro Uchiha, inuyasha1106, kamiry, hinata 7875960400 SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX,Sasura-sakuXsasu4ever , bloodygirl, Erendhyl NICHUNICHUNICHU, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, Whisperfeather22 If you love Sasuke and Sakura fics paste this onto your page (Heck, who doesn't?) If Naruto ever proposed to Sakura, she would scream "Not on your life" and pummel him into pudding. Besides, the lead male and the lead female going together is a cliche that got overused by old superhero comics. (Captain Awesome always comes along and rescues Miss Pretty-Pretty romantically in the end. I'm sick of it!)If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile Naru/Sasu and Sasu/Naru is just disgusting. THEY ARE BROTHERS! NOT LOVERS! If you don't like these 2 being together romantically then please put this in your profile. We need people to support the non-lovers-just-brothers theory! Please also add your name to this list when you put this in your profile. Ayase Reincarnated, Erendhyl, NICHUNICHUNICHU, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, Whisperfeather22 If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that sasuke and sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile! FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), Whisperfeather22 (Asia) So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile. IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile. Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofirle! Did you know: The junk mail Americans receive in one day could be used to heat 250,000 homes? Americans produce enough Styrofoam cups each year to circle the earth 364 times? 40 percent of the pure water in your home is flushed down the toilet? There's no limit to how many times you can recycle an aluminum can? Only about 25 percent of plastic bottles are recycled? Please recycle! On Sears hairdryer: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On artificial bacon: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: You know you live in 2008 when... 1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" 15 Things to do in Walmart 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE 1.A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? 20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name? 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of Take time and read each sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is weirdo cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line SUPPORT THE BUNNY! ( )( ) Hiya, I just recently made a new site on Freewebs!! Now don't ask why it isn't in HTML/CSS coding (my friend/co-owner doesn't understand coding) it's based off of, mainly, Naruto. Don't ask why there are Naruto characters. I just happen to like GaaraXOC. Thank you. Anyways, here's the linky if any of you want to join!! http://darknessrealm.webs.com/ Thank you and have a nice day!! :D ~Rubyfulness | |||||||
1. Naruto Truth or Dare! » reviewsYAAAAAAAY! NARUTO TRUTH OR DARE! :D All pairings! Konoha 11 Sai and SasukeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-8-09 - Published: 7-24-09
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