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since: 12-07-08, id: 1763300, Profile Updated: 10-25-12
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sherlock, and Homestuck.

You know what I hate? Long profiles with shit on them. Shit like memes and repost stories and things like that. I care about your fics. I don't care if you like copying and pasting.

These are my fics. If you don't want to look at my profile, don't, but anything below this is important.

Current fics:

Hi I'm Edward Cullen, and I'm Gay: Hiatus

The Yaoi Club: Hiatus-it's all planned but I don't really have any interest in it anymore...

Don't Be So Insecure: Hiatus

Coalesce: It's..coming along. The PSAT is over but I will finish it.

Francis and Elisabeta's Detective Adventures: In planning for the latest installment! It'll be my NaNo project, maybe?

Others are complete.

Fics I'm Working On At the Moment:

Oneshots for:

Hetalia

Princess Tutu

Princess TutuxSchool Rumble

Ideas for Fics (if you want to adopt one, you can message me and I'll think about it):

Shaman King & Soul Eater X-Over--our favorite meisters and weapons accidentally enter the Tokyo Shaman Fight, even though they're not shamans! What kind of hilarity could ensue?

Kekkaishi---post-Karasumori sealing/Urakai takeover-mostly centered on Yoshimori and Tokine

Bamboo Blade--Tama-chan is introduced to some anime that may be a bit too mature for her...yaoi.

Kekkaishi & Gakuen Alice X-Over--Yoshimori, Tokine, and Tokimori are taken to Gakuen Alice three years after the battle with the ESP when the GA gang is in middle school. What will blossom between the kekkaishi? Who will protect Karasumori? What will Chuushinmaru do about all of this...?

Hetalia & xxxHOLiC X-Over: Based on the line in AnotherHolic about English gentlemen: The real explanation as to why Yuuko trusts English gentlemen so much...

Hetalia & xxxHOLiC X-Over: Arthur has a wish. He's noticed the world's magic is slowly disappearing and he wants to know why. When he gets his answer, it just causes Alfred to want to fix the problem so Arthur will talk to him...but fixing this problem is easier said than done. Can Alfred pay the price for Arthur to just talk to him again?

Hetalia: Every 500 years on Christmas, you can see the magical creatures of the world...but Alfred doesn't want to believe it, especially since they already left him once. He doesn't want them to leave him again...not like when he was growing up.

Pushing Daisies: (Pushing Daisies and Hetalia X-Over) Summary: Ludwig Beilschmidt can bake a damn good pie. He is the piemaker, and a man with a special ability: to bring back the dead with a single touch. First touch, life...but the second touch is death, again, forever. And if he waits longer than a minute for that second touch, someone else has to die. (Moved from Planned because it would be far too much work.)

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1. The Five Orange Pins » reviews
When Francis receives a letter threatening his best friend's life, he is forced to traverse the continent to find five orange hairpins with only vague hints and his own skills of deduction to help him. If he finds them in time, his friend lives. If he doesn't, a murderer from the past will take her bloody revenge. -Sequel to A Study in Roderich, sort of Scandal in Brussels sequel-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-4-12 - Published: 8-21-12 - France & Belgium - Complete
2. The Disappearance of Lord Peter Kirkland reviews
-Sequel to Five Orange Pins- With a clear goal in mind, Detective Francis Bonnefois and his lovely assistant, Elisabeta, set off to Finland to track down an old enemy. But to do so, they must first find his son, Peter, who has mysteriously vanished without a trace. But tensions are running high with every secret not told, and it will be a miracle if the two can even stay together..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-4-12 - France & Hungary
3. Coalesce » reviews
-Coalesce -v-: To grow together, fuse, unite.- Karkat Vantas, after a nasty break-up, has decided to never love again. John Egbert, after a harrowing divorce, moves to Washington with his dad to try to start his life over at a new school with new friends. The healing process is never easy, but the hardships can always be lessened when there's someone there to help. -Highschool AU-
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-17-12 - Published: 9-15-12 - John E. & Karkat V.
4. A Study in Roderich » reviews
After a distress call from her husband, Elisabeta Edelstein and her friend, Detective Francis Bonnefois, go to investigate a murder in a little town in the middle of nowhere. Can they prove Elisabeta's husband innocent of this crime, or will the killer take the lives of one of our heroes next? Sequel to Murder on the Vargas Express. Rating may change to M for themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-21-12 - Published: 7-14-12 - France & Hungary - Complete
5. A Scandal in Brussels reviews
Nothing could disrupt Elisabeta's vacation to Belgium! The people were wonderful, it was a lovely country, and her best friend's brother was a wonderful distraction. And she needed a distraction, too, with all of those gruesome murders going on. But Elisabeta may have been closer to the murders than she'd originally thought... Origin story for MotVE and ASiR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-12 - Belgium & Hungary - Complete
6. Murder on the Vargas Express » reviews
When Detective Francis Bonnefois and his assistant, Elisabeta Hedervary, board a train in Russia, they think it will be a simple ride to Vienna, then Paris. But when one of their fellow passengers is murdered, it's up to them to catch the killer and stop them before they strike again. Unfortunately, it won't be easy-everyone has an alibi and no one knows the victim. So who did it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,189 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-14-12 - Published: 6-17-12 - France & Hungary - Complete
7. Don't Be So Insecure » reviews
"You, afraid of danger, Irene Adler? Don't be boring." A series of 221b drabbles set post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-24-12 - Published: 4-7-12 - Irene A. & Sherlock H.
8. A Day in the Life » reviews
Take a glimpse at the lives of Arthur and Alfred, and what do you see? A collection of USUK oneshots. 34: It's never too late to tell the person you love that you're sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 55,395 - Reviews: 240 - Updated: 6-11-12 - Published: 1-29-11 - America & England/Britain - Complete
9. The Yaoi Club » reviews
It's my first day of school in America, and already some crazy chick has asked me to join her club! It's the Yaoi Club, but I don't even know what that is. I just want to have a normal life in America, but apparently they're not going to let that happen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-3-12 - Published: 4-5-11 - Seychelles & Hungary
10. DANIEL JONES User Guide and Manual reviews
Manuals originally by LolliDictator With the proper love, care, and television stations, DANIEL JONES will become a great addition to your household! We hope you enjoy him!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-12 - Complete
11. Growing Pains reviews
"I love you too much to do something like that to you." Canada kicked his couch bitterly at the memory. What a lie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-11 - Canada & America - Complete
12. Hi I'm Edward Cullen, and I'm Gay » reviews
Edward Cullen, after a terrifying sex experience, realizes he is gay. What will our least favorite vampire do? Edxno one so far.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-18-11 - Published: 5-5-09 - Edward