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Name:Raira Age:between 14-16 Location: Switzerland Gender:Female Nationality:half Swiss,one fourth German and one fourth Russian Likes:Yaoi&shonen-ai,cats,Jess: my super special awesome friend,randomness,fluffy things,pink&black and many other crazy,lunatic,weird things Dislikes:Homophobes,bashers,preps,boring people,maths and french,school in general,my sibling Favorite shows/animes:Yu-Gi-Oh!,Naruto,Avatar:The Last Airbender,House M.D(that man is a fcking genius),Prince of Tennis,Junjou Romantica Favorite films/books:Harry Potter,High School Musical,Pirates of the Carribean,anything with Johnny Depp,Brokeback Mountain Favorite Characters:Yami Bakura(fluffy hair=wordship it),Marik,Seto,Joey,Yami,Naruto,Itachi(smexy),Deidara(why do all the hot ones die),Sokka,Zuko,Toph(about the only female character I like),House,Wilson,Chase,Thirteen,Kutner,Draco,Harry,Sirius,Chad,Ryan,Troy,Jack Sparrow,Will Turner,Usagi-san,Misaki,Kaidoh,Atobe,Sanada,Fuji,Momo,Eiji,Oishi,Inui About me:I love Yu-Gi-Oh:The Abridged Series (LittleKuriboh is a fcking genius).Does anyone is Switzerland beside me watch it?I also dont know a single person who likes Yaoi.If you live in Switzerland and like any of those things please e-mail me the adress is laila_1_94@hotmail.com. Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong (A Little Humor) 1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. If you think that Gay Marriage should be allowed paste and copy this(this is from BakaNekoSan's profile). I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; This is from BakaNekoSan's profile. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it You know when you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Deidara,Itachi,Hidan,Gaara and Naruto. 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?SasuNaru,ItaDei,ItaSasu 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Only Yaoi. 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No. 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Some posters and mangas 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? No,but it would be nice if they were real. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina. 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU!! 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? No. 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes its obvious. 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi and Deidara(I cant choose!). 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke!I hope he comes back at the end. 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?No.They dont show Shippuden episodes here. 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No,I wish I had. 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No,I dont think so. 17. Sub or dub? I like sub better. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI-SAKURA!! 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny. 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Hes not sexy but he isnt a nerd. 22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku. 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome. 24. Which character would be best OOC?The Akatsuki or Hinata. 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? yes.. 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I am going to write one. 27. Do you like lemons? Depends on my mood. 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom knows that there is a anime that is called Naruto. 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yep. 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? no... 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My sister. 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes. 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? No. 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? A little. 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes. 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? That would be amazing..but i dont think its true. 38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery:I have drawn one of Naruto,Hinata and Sasuke. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? NO! 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? No. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Dattebayo! SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Anyone else think Naruto is more lucky than Sakura? He is always in Sasuke's mind. - She always gets on Sasuke's nerves. He is closer to Sasuke than Sakura. - Sasuke never wants to pick a fight with Sakura. They work well together. - He has to do everything himself. When getting called a 'loser' he knows Sasuke doesn't always mean it. - Sasuke told Sakura she was annoying and meant it. He was defeated by Sasuke. - Sasuke only knocked Sakura out. They both admitted they're best friends. - He hasn't said anything like that to Sakura. ~SasuNaru~- #SasuSaku# If you do you can copy and paste this into your profile! Yay SasuNaru "Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do." Oscar Wilde "Anyone can make a mistake, but to really mess things up requires a computer." "Assume makes an ass out of you and me." (quote from Alice Maxwell, a character in Stephen King's "Cell") Bushism (p.18): "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." Bushism (p.30): "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." Bushism (p.37): "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." (Jacob Weisberg - George W. Bushisms) You Say Pink I Say Black You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS! You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF! You Say Pop I Say Rock You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE You say BABY PINK Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain! God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve. Warning: Trespassers will be shot It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force. For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works. I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes... Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I looked stressed! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience. This is from devotedtodreams profile. A funny thing I found about the best word ever: Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay: "Aw fuck it." Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now." Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy." Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!" Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." In Confidence: "He's a fuck off." Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!" (taken from darkalbino's profile - contact me if this bothers you) DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: Taken from devotedtodreams profile. Girls 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing Work vs Prison IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted. FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, Mitsukai Tsubasa, Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, Onix Attack, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, devotedtodreams,SwissYaoiFangirl Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. 0/_\0 This is an Itachi smiley!! Copy and paste if you love Itachi. Our Itachi's Face guide: If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you agree that any type of sakura akatsuki member pairing is sick/makes you cringe/have nightmares/go bleh then put this in your profile...by yaku-sama. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile. If you hate the fact Itachi is gone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile. (anime character(s)!) If you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.( Option C. I know everysong from the CD "I'm not dead"from P!nk by heart!) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, place this on your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run up the 'down' escalator or vice versa, copy and paste this into our profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.(Yu-Gi-Oh:The abridged series) If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you love Sasuke but hate him for leaving, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile. If you support Captain Jack Sparrow and his Jar of Dirt, copy and paste this into your profile! If you support the theory that Madara poisoned Itachi, copy and paste. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish Yu-Gi-Oh! had been created into a non-animation series TV show but with YAOI --Yugi with Yami, Joey with Seto, Ryou with Bakura, Marik with Malik, Tristan with Duke, everyone BASHING Anzu, a comedy with the plot of "Friends"-- Copy and paste this to your profile. If you're a SasuNaru fan and you don't care if it's yaoi, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're mostly Anti-Sakura, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (feel the irony..) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word "weasel", you think of Itachi. Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ >:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world. | |||||||||
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