Hey I'm Alot like Gregor, I'm from the US and am 15. I started writing on fanfiction in January of 2008.

One bright morning...

in the middle of the night,

two dead boys came out to fight.

they stood back to back

and faced each other

drew their swords

and shot each other.

the deaf policeman heard the noise

and came to kill

those two dead boys.

If you dont believe this lie is true

ask the blind man he saw it too!

~the contradiction poem

I found this on someone's profile, it's good!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

This is another thing that I found on another person's profile.

Favorite quote

"Are you thinking 'Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head?' If so, then yes." -(Maxwell Smart and the Chief, Get Smart)