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'Bout Me Name- Michaela but you can call me Kala. My bebo -www.bebo.com/topazxx Birthday- 10 November. I'm a teenager... Currently- in the oh so wonderful city of Peterborough where i have lived all my life. I love it here. Nationality- English 8/10 and Scottish 2/10. Religion - Nomunist! It basically means your life philosophies are : Do not accept defeat, Do not hurt any living things, Strive to be happy, Make the most out of what you have. The rest is up to you. I also, do not believe in God btw... Hair/eye colour - Hair is light brown, eyes are dark green. █ 50 Cool Favorite... Ice Cream - Cookie dough ice cream in a bowl ... cones suck. Days of the Year - Monday week B (school times table) or Saturdays. I also like 10Th November, 19th December, 21st July Subject - Maths, History, R.E, Science, ICT (told you I'm not very creative). Music - Paramore, Natasha Bedingfield, We Are Scientists, Kaiser Chiefs, Kate Nash, The Wombats, Ironik, The Ting Tings, Sara Bareilles, Rihanna, Gabriella Cilmi,Kings of Leon, Arctic Monkeys, The Kooks, The Script, Pigeon Detectives, Chris Brown, Fall Out Boy, Stiff Dylans, Mark Ronson, Relient K, Foo Fighters, Jonas Brothers, McFly, Gerard Butler, Phil Collins, Creed, The Beatles, Simple Plan, ABBA, Noah and the Whale, Nickelback, Debussy, Il Divo, Kings of Leon, All american rejects, The Veronicas, All Time Low, The Kooks, Nickasaur!, Metro Station, The Killers, Bryan Adams, Shania Twain, bit of MeatLoaf, Enrique Inglesias, Kelly Clarkson, Michael Bublé, Three Days Grace, Finger Eleven, Taylor Swift, Secondhand. Movie - Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter Movie, I am Legend, Hitch, August Rush, Twilight, Two Weeks Notice, Gandhi, The Bucket List, 21, Brother Bear, Iron man, Twilight, Hide & Seek, Sweeney Todd, Nightmare before Christmas, Camp Rock (I got into Jonas Bros. 3 months late..) My favourite genres r Comedy, Romance, Action and psychological thrillers. Authors - Stephenie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte, Terry Prachett, Phillip Pullman, Anthony Horowitz, Robert Muchamore. Poetry - Robert Frost, Tim Burton, Wilfred Owen. I am not that big on poetry. Candy - I prefer eating fruit but I do love starbursts, skittles, refresher bars, Strawberry bonbons and toffee. Colors - Depends on my mood. Normally red, yellow, green or brown. Currently black. No, I'm not depressed, I like black because its easy on the eyes. I have been very tired lately so all I want to do is sleep. And when you sleep all you can see is black. Animals - cats, lions and bears. I like lions the most. Rawr.. Food - Bread and butter, apples, tuna salad, strawberry cheesecake, Sunday roast, Fish and chips, blue cheese sauce, blackberrys'. Restraunt - Havesters... it is the only place I know of that serves blue cheese sauce. Weather - Slight wind, no rain but slightly cold. Autumn so there are loads of bright colours. Harry Potter Characters - Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, James Potter. Harry Potter Pairings - Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, Hermione/Fred, Molly/Arthur, Lily/James, Hermione/Sirius, Hermione/Lupin Twilight FF - Such A Pretty Girl by the indifferent child of earth, Isabella Marie Swan Volturi by Sovoyita and Love in Affliction by Saiyachick, Amor Est Vitae Essentia by BritCat - Twilight Lover Fanfiction authors - Has to be Sovoyita and BritCat - Twilight Lover Twilighter friendies - Zanib, Lulah, Emily & Claire. I would like to point out my friend Amy, who got my into Twilight and was totally obsessed, has ditched Twilight for Torchwood. She has turned Twihater -glares- Oh the horror! Most Hated.. Ice Cream - Golden Syrup ice cream - ewwww. Days of the Year - First day of school when back from holidays. Subject - I don't reli hate any subjects. Sometimes P.E. can be a pain but its ok. Music - Screaming labelled music. Anyone can scream and bang a drum. Also, Same Difference and cheesey pop. Movies - 3rd Highlander film. It totally contradicts the first and second one! Also, cheesy 90's movies with bad hair and bad quality. Authors - I like most books I read to have read them. Poetry - Couplet poems and poems with no real depth. Candy - Snickers, Bouty's... Colors - I don't like dark brown or turquoise. Animals - Worms, spiders, baboons, monkeys, poodles. Food - Mince in gravy, Breakfast juice (it's this terrible concoction from Sainsbury's -shudders-), nuts, blueberry's. Restraunt - Subway. Its not a restaurant but it still sucks. Also, Burger King. Weather - Boiling weather that makes me wants to stay inside with my air-conditioning. Harry Potter Characters - Ron Weasley, Voldymort, Wormtail, Bellatrix. Harry Potter Pairings - Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ron, Hermione/Ron, Fred/Angela, Lily/Severus, Lucius/Hermione, Draco/Hermione QUOTES! "Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." "We're all entitled to our own opinions. So, in my opinion, your opinion sucks." "Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." "Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet cool people... Then kill them..." "I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will." "Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students". "There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad." "Gym was perhaps my least favourite subject, simply because I had to pay attention." ~ from a fanfic. "When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did." "It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with." "I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?" "Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "I reject your reality and substitute my own." The flesh endures the storms of the present alone; the mind, those of the past and future as well as the present.” "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." "The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. " "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. " "Advice from an ancient, crazy, terrorist tailor. It had to be true." ~ from fanfic. "A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)" "She's like a woman fighting for more than life. She fights like fighting is her life. It is the air she breathes, and she knows she will win because...there is no alternative." "Who really cares if you're in your house, or in a big open field? There is always something to surround you. You can pretend like you're free, but you're not. Not really. You will always be trapped. Four walls of plaster or the roundness of the encroaching atmosphere. I see no difference." "The trouble with most of us is that we would rather by ruined by praise than saved by critiscm." "The best things in life aren't things." "Remember, a king may order a soldier to kill..., but the soldier still owns his soul. When he appears before God and says "I was ordered to do so"... know that that will never suffice." "Just because this is in your head, doesn't mean it's not real." ~ RIP Albus. "This is Madness" "It's politics". "If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception, the exception to this one being that it has no exception." "There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives." "I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem." "Is she even italian?" "Her name is Bella". ~Rose & Emmett "That's Jasper. He's the one who looks like he's in pain." For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you laugh when nothings funny. Just 'cus you feel like it. Crazy is when you have a staring competition with a poster or your fish. If you actually win the competition, go see a doctor. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary. Crazy is when your so illogical, its logical. Crazy is linking everything someone says to you, to something in Harry Potter and shouting "OMG THAT'S LIKE HARRY POTTER !" And explaining how it is like Harry Potter. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is staying up all night to prove you can. My Disorders Disorder Rating I have (officially) been banished to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis... I'm sure to have fun down there.. ~Bold the ones that fit you and add~ I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic. I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life. I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch. I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake. I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off. I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor. I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too. I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut. I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that". I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy. I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star". I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up. I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver. Sterotypes SUCK. So stop judging. | |||||||
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