ALL OF MY STORIES ARE CURRENTLY ON HOLD. YOU WILL PROBABLY NOT SEE ANOTHER UPDATE FOR AT LEAST A FEW WEEKS.

Thank you for your patience.

The Princess's Tale: This story is currently in the process of being renovated, so it is on hold for a little while...or actually, probably a long while. I just went through Chapter 1 and made necessary changes and additions. Also, as I go through each chapter, I'll give it a more interesting title.

Her Smile: A sad little Snape/Lily unrequited love story.

50 Ways to Avoid Imminent Death: I felt like doing something humorous, so I present to you...50 Ways to Avoid Imminent Death! (AKA 50 Ways to Stun/Confuse/Distract Lord Voldemort Long Enough to Make an Escape!)

Forever Ever After (title is subject to change): I never expected to do a story like this, but since I'm the Stepmother in the play Into the Woods, I figured I'd do a character analysis - delve into her past so that I can understand and ultimately become her.

Anyway, please read and review!! I appreciate any and all comments.

Thank you!!

-Mercurywrites

Oh, and check out my community, Dawn of the Marauders (for lack of a better name)! There are some pretty amazing stories in that archive!

Upcoming Events ;) :

Romeo and Juliet: A story about the forbidden relationship between the Gryffindor princess and the Slytherin prince. It will be pretty short, a few chapters at most.

Darkest Before the Dawn: The story of Rose at Hogwarts.

Mary Sue and the Attack of the Cliched Plots: Exactly what it sounds like.

Forever Emerald: A romance story centering around a Lily/Snape relationship. Also featuring Lily/James.

Jigsaw: Snape/OC

I'll slowly get around to each of them. So far, I've started the Mary Sue parody and Darkest Before the Dawn. The others are plotted out in my head but have yet to enter my keyboard :)

Favorite Shippings:

Severus/Lily

Lily/James

Rose/Scorpius

Lupin/Tonks

Draco/Astoria

Sirius/OC

Severus/Narcissa

Severus/OC

I just discovered that I like Sirius/Marlene :)

And most canon ships

Ships I Write:

Snape/Lily

One-sided Snape/Lily

Lily/James

Rose/Scorpius

Snape/OC

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Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Yes. I’d say I am J

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Yes, I could!

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Yes

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius, is it?

What’s Harry’s?
James

What’s Ginny’s?
Ooh…not sure about that one.

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Yes

Read All The Books?
Of course! Multiple times.

What Do You Think Of JKR?
I worship that woman.

Favorites

Weasley?
Oh, how can I possibly choose? I’m going to have to say…the twins. Do I have to choose just one?

Character, Overall?
Oh, another impossible question!

Female Character?
Lily

Male Charcter?
Oh…I’m not sure about that one.

Group Of Characters?
Marauders

Adult?
ssadasdfadf

Professor?

Snape

Ship?
I don’t know. I really like Rose/Scorpius for some reason, but I don’t know if it’s my favorite

Spell?

Sectumsempra. No idea why.

Sweet?
Bertie Bott’s every flavor beans J

Place?
Hogwarts!

Weasley Twin?
No! This question comes back to haunt me! Well, if I must choose…I choose Fred.

Product?

I don’t know…

Shop?

Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes J

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Percy. He’s a prat.

Character, Overall?
Ick…Peter Pettigrew.

Female?
I don’t know about that one.

Male?
Peter Pettigrew

Adult?
Once again, Peter Pettigrew

Student?
Pansy Parkinson

Spell?
Avada Kedavra :(

Book?
Chamber of Secerts

Ship?
Any professor with a student.

Sweet?
Cockroach Clusters =P Ew

Death Eater?
Peter Pettigrew

Shop?
Ummm…

Place?
I’m…not…sure…

Professor?
Umbridge. She’s icky :P

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
They have my seal of approval.

Harry/Hermione?
Bad.

Harry/Ginny?
Good.

Harry/Luna?
Not too terrible, although I prefer Harry/Ginny

Harry/Pansy?
Eew. Disgusting.

Ron/Lavender?

They’re amusing, but if they were to get serious, I wouldn’t like it.

Ron/Luna?

Eh

Ron/Pansy?

Ew. Ew. Ew.

Ron/Fleur?

Um…no. Just no.

Hermione/Krum?

Not good after GoF

Hermione/Draco?.

Gonna say no to that one.

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

Nope.

James/Lily?
Yes

Lily/Snape?

Love it, especially when it's one-sided.

Lily/Sirius?

Ick, no.

Lily/Lupin?

While I prefer Lily/Snape, or Lily/James, this one isn't too bad.

Tonks/Lupin?
I love them

Draco/Pansy?
Yes, while they're at school. But I love reading about Draco meeting Astoria.

Fred/Angelina?
Yes

Bill/Fleur?
I love them.

Harry/Cho?

Yeah, no.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Ron

Hermione or Ginny?
Aw, I love them both. It’s kind of hard to compare them.

Neville or Seamus?
Seamus

Snape or Slughorn?
SNAPE all the way

Fred Or George?

Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Ginny, DEFINITELY.

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione, DEFINITELY.

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Hmm, Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hermione, of course.

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Hermione/Krum

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione. Obviously.

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Firewhiskey

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Weasle’y’s Wizard Wheezes, for sure

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks.

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts!

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Mmmm Hogsmeade, probably.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie Bott’s

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Daily Prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Which one, Junior or Senior? Well, either way, Crouch.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Gryffindor where dwell the brave at heart.

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?
Yes, twice

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Can’t say that I have

A Movie?
Nope

Books or Movies?
Books!

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Yep

Been To A Fansite?
Loads.

Been to JKR’s Site?
Yep.

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
No…

If So..Who were you/ are you?
No one

Did you used to have an absurd theory?
hahahaha yes

What was it?
At one point I thought Luna was Snape’s daughter. Now wouldn’t that have been strange?

Did you/Do you hide your obsession?
From some people.

Did it/ Does it work?
Yeah. Only when I want it to.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Yes, I dressed like Hermione for Halloween once. Actually twice.

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Now I do

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Nope...

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Yes.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No, I did not. I already knew that.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Of course.

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
No, I think it's sweet

Do you know what fanfiction is?
Nooo, I have no idea.

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
No. Never.

OF COURSE I HAVE. Where do you think I am now?

Do you read fanfiction?
Jabs at the computer screen

Fanfiction.net. Take a wild guess.

If so, do you like it?
I am in love with it J

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
If you don’t know this, you are an idiot.

What site?
This…one…

Do you write fanfiction?
Scroll down, and you'll see

Do you like to write fanfiction?
Why would I do it if I didn't...?

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
No

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Not really. Just books.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
I used to, but we sold it at a tag sale.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
No

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Hermione. We look sort of alike. And I guess I’m sort of considered smart.

Do You Agree With This?
I guess so.

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
No…

What Are They?
See above.

Do you object to being Called By them?
I don’t have any

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Haha. Yes.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
No

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
See above

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Sometimes

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
I adore it.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
WELL, YES!

Have you re-read the books?
Over and over.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
I think I might have, in maybe second grade. But I don’t really remember.

Have You Had An RP Party?
No.

Do You Want To?
Not particularly

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Yes

Have You Ever Written One?
No

Do You Want To?
He he. Kind of.

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
No

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Probably not.

Are You Going To Write One?
He. Maybe.

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
No

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
No. Nobody is quite that terrible.

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

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