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Twili
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since: 12-09-08, id: 1765463, Profile Updated: 05-22-09

Well, I'm twili, NO I DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT NEEDS TO DDDIIIEEE!!

I proudly stalk Severus Snape and Sesshomaru!! But shhh, they don't know that... or do they??

I have an obsession with cookies

I have an obsession with the word secret

I have an obsession with Snape

I have an obsession with fanfictions

I have an obsession with fanart

I have an obsession with the Hermione-Snape pairing

I have an obsession with the Zelda-Ganondorf pairing

I have an obsession with drawing

I have an obsession with writing (just ask my friend, she often tells me my hands will fall off)

I have an obsession with the night

I have an obsession of cats

I have an obsession for magic

I have an obsession of the word obsession.

My favorite thing I like to say is I don't Have a problem, you have a problem, if you have a problem with that it's not my problem it's your problem!

Annnddd

I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIRRR-IIRRTT

I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRR-IIIRRRT

I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIRRR-IRRTT

I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRRR-IIRRRT

CAN YOU GUESS WHATS INSIDE?? :)

That's right, Chuck Norris is in my jar!! MY JAR! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY JAR OF DIRT!!

Me and my best friend will often sing out (from The Ultimate Showdown - Lemon Demon)

Angels Sang Out, In Immaculus Chorus,

Down from the Heavens, Descended Chuck Norris,

And he delivered a kick, which could shatter bones,

Into the crotch, of Indiana Jones,

Who fell to the ground, writhing in pain,

As batman changed back, into Bruce Wayne,

But Chuck saw through, His clever disguise,

And He crushed Batman's head, In between his thighs!!

(then we skip to the end of the song)

The shampion stood, the rest saw the better,

Mr. Rogers, in a blood stained sweater!!

SNAPE AND SESSHOMARU AND KANAME ARE MINE! MINE MINE MINE MINE! GET YOUR OWN SNAPE!!

Oh, Severus, you silly man, what are you doing out of the closet??

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