RANDOM QUOTES AND PJO!! THESE ARE MY OBSESSIONS!!

"The past is history, the future is a mystery, but today is a gift."From the movie Kung Fu Panda.

"We never know how much has been missing from our lives until a true writer comes along."-Alfred Kazin.

"Writing is an exploration-be surprised where the journey takes you."-Jack Dann.

"The best prize that life can offer is working hard at work worth doing."-From the movie Bridge To Teribithia.

"Courage is not the absence of fear. It is the judgment that there is something more important than fear."-From the movie The Princess Diaries.

"You cannot do a kindness too soon - because you never know how soon it will be too late." Unknown.

"A bit of a burden to be Robin Hood, Jesse James, and the Pied Piper."-Rumble Fish by S.E. Hinton.

"I am the song that sings the bird.

I am the leaf that grows the land.

I am the tide that moves the moon.

I am the stream that halts the sand.

I am the cloud that drives the storm.

I am the earth that lights the sun.

I am the fire that strikes the stone.

I am the clay that shapes the hand.

I am the word that speaks the man."-Charles Causley, " I Am The Song." From Inkdeath by Cornelia Funke.

"Your fun is only limited by your imagination."-From the movie Bedtime Stories.

"The people who stay are as valuable as the people who go . . "-Unknown.

"Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind."-From the movie 27 Dresses.

"What do I look like? The Wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead. Take mine. Take everything I have."- Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too."-Unknown.

"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You chose."-Unknown.

"NO ONE IS UGLY AFTER TWO AM! "-Unknown

"What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?"-Unknown

"Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"- Unknown

"Latte is Italian for 'you paid too much for that coffee'."-Unknown

"Just remember- if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off"-Unknown

"PICKLES ARE CUCUMBERS SOAKED IN EVIL"-Unknown

" . . .in a single day and night of misfortune, the island of Atlantis disappeared into the depths of the sea."-Pluto, 360 B.C.

"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"'Mr. Chicken once said during his Chickensential speech: "I dream of a better tomorrow; Where chickens can cross roads and not have their motifs questioned' And he won."-Unknown.

"Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections."-Unknown

"Four things you can't recover:

The stone...after the throw..

The word...after it's said..

The occasion...after it's missed.

The time...after it's gone."-Unknown.

"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"-Unknown

"Sometimes all you can do is laugh to keep yourself from crying"-Unknown

"You know you're crazy when you hear a chicken go moo"-Unknown

"Increase the Peace"-Unknown

"Nobody is worth your tears. And the one that is won't make you cry"-Unknown

"Be strong now because things will get better-it might be stormy but it can't rain forever"-Unknown

"Dreams can take you... to the corners of your smile, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of you opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known"-Unknown

"I wondered what all house-of-horrors stuff they kept around here. Fridge full of blood, check. What else? Torture chamber? Coffin room?"-Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn.

"I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'll fight for what I love"-Unknown

"Stand up for what is right. Even if you're standing alone."-Unknown

"He who laughs last thinks slowest"-Unknown

"'Why am I covered in feathers?' I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently.'I bit a pillow. Or two.'"

"Sometimes you need to runaway just to see who will come after you"-Unknown

"You never know how strong you are... until being strong is the only choice you have"-Unknown

"Strength is nothing more than how well you hide the pain"-Unknown

"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? . . . I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"-Patrick Henry, 1775

"Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt"-Unknown

"Are you stupid? When you think thoughts like that do you even hear yourself, or is it just a loud beeping noise?"-The Kiss, A Percy Jackson Fanfiction by amznazn95

"Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional" - Greta Randolph

"And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into a ditch" -Matthew 15:14

"Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway"- Mary Kay Ash

"Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm an idiot." Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn.

"There comes a point in your life when you realize:

Who matters,
Who never did,
Who won't anymore...
And who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future." - Unknown

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain" - Unknown.

"You look taller." The Lightning Thief, Rick Riordan

"Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" -Stardust

" You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them."-Micheal Jordan

Jane: "Would you like a cup of tea, Sandra? Sandra: Tea can do many things, Jane, but it can't bring back the dead." -Death At A Funeral

"I like running because it's a challenge. If you run hard, there's the pain- and you've got to work your way through the pain. You know, lately it seems all you hear is 'don't overdo it' and 'don't push yourself.' Well I think that's alot of bull. If you push the human body, it will respond." -Bob Clarke

"Oh, oh, we need each other
so what's the fighting for?
Oh, oh, we need each other
please don't close the door
Oh, oh, we need each other
through all the highs and lows
Oh, oh, we need each other
cause no one's meant to be alone" From the song We Need Each Other by Sanctus Real.

"I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was made for a sandwhich." from the movie 27 Dresses.

"'We were just looking at maps,' he said awkwardly. I raised an eyebrow slightly. Suuuure you were... And I just had lunch with Zeus. Yeah, right, like I'll believe that."-Holy Athena! A Percy Jackson Fanfiction by Ivyshadow

"I was going to say something wise and fatherly, but the truth is this just sucks."- from the movie Firehouse Dog.

"I think I caught a glimpse of a life without friends
bitter, empty, hollow, dark, and lonely
We never meant to hurt each other, so can we trust again?
And take it as a chance to keep on growing?"-From the song We Need Each Other by Sanctus Real.

"And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company nowadays."-William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act lll, scene i.

"It takes 43 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile. But it takes none to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."-Unknown.

"You know things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires."-Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn.

"Hello good citizen. My name is Batman.You could be my assistant. Would you like that? Would you like to ride with Batman?"-Snickers commercial from 1996, featuring "Batman" You can watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoX-HkOcEuE

"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long.
We keep moving forward,opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious... and curiosity keeps leading down new paths."-Walt Disney.

I'd just like to say thank you to all of you who reviewed my first fanfic The Last Battle: Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I got a great amount of positive reviews to last me enough to make a sequel to it.

I already put it up, it's called The Last Time: Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I'm trying my best to update quickly, but if I don't, I'm really sorry TT.

Thank you again to all of my readers I love you all :D

-XxXTridentsForRentXxX

Name: why would you want to know that you stalker

Personality: I'm a very hyper most of the time except when I don't get much sleep . or when I'm sick . Oh and I LOVE coffee! but sadly i'm not allowed to have any T.T

Things I love: I love coffee even though I'm not aloud to have any (T.T) and I love animals too . Oh and I read way to much then is good for me XD

Gender: Female . Isn't it kinda obvious :?

Books I've read: Wow this will be a very long list XP . Twilight series, The Percy Jackson and the Olympians series , All seven of the Chronicles of Narnia , Avalon High , Goose Girl, Once Upon a Marigold, Twice Upon A Marigold, Cheater, Doormat, Spirit Bear, way too much to name here so e-mail me if you want to know :P

Manga read: another long list . Fruits Basket , Rave Master, Naruto ( I know some of you think it's stupid ) , Yu-Gi-Oh ( still can't believe I actually read some of these 0.o ) , Kitchen Princess , Full Moon Wo Sagashite , Sailor Moon , Card-Captors , Digimon , Poke-mon , Drama-Con , Millenium Snow , Ouran High School Host Club , too many of these too mention . . .

Fanfics I intend to write: It's a secret :P you will see soon enough anyways :)

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HE IS MY SAVIOR

If you love Jesus with all your heart copy and paste!!

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Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,

I had an X-ray done today, and they found you in my heart. The Doctor said if they took you out, I would die, because I couldn't live without you.

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile.

If you constantly read pages 372 through 374 in The Last Olympian post this on your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile.

If you constantly read The Last Olympian because you can't believe the series ended, copy this onto your profile.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Naomi

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Naoizzle (wha . . ??)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Chihuahua (??)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Esther (hahaha )

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Jimnaano (well this one kind of makes sense )

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Coca-Cola (. . .)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ameasar (no comment)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Kookie (hahaha this one is funny )

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the -- out of them.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

If you trip over dust cut and paste this on your profile.

If you just want lucky to give the freakin cereal to the kids, cut and paste this on your profile.

If you want those stupid bees to stop saving the dumb Honey Nut Cheerios because they are in a sea of honey, cut and paste this on your profile.

If you can swim like a MAINIAC while playing the violin then cut and paste this on your profile.

If you are in LOVE with fictional characters cut and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend are insane cut and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever run into a door cut and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair cut and paste this on your profile.

If you ever fallen over laughing for no reason cut and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever cut and pasted cut and paste this on your profile.

If you've run into a tree cut and paste this on your profile.

If you're an alien cut and paste this on your profile.

If you've read page 203 in the Battle of the Labyrinth 100000000000000 times cut and paste this on your profile.

If you talk back to the TV cut and paste this on your profile.

If you support PERCABETH cut and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked your parents how to spell a letter post this on your profile.

If you constantly read pages 372 through 374 in The Last Olympian post this on your profile.

Hey read this guys !!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

anyways . . .

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you've ever went to tuck your hair behind your ear, and end up accidentally poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If the voices actually DO talk to you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's true. The voices actually do talk to me. I'm serious. Even worse, I talk back!)

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile

i got this off of Wisegirl101's profile,

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)When the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"

now that you know this, i must say that at the moment i put this on, i had drunk a lot of coke XD

JUST KIDDING.

OKAY MAYBE A LITTLE XP

anyways . . . WHO'S EXCITED ABOUT THE LAST OLYMPIAN ?!

I AM SO EXCITED!!

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." ( no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(as apposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.(all the time . . .)

Chocolate Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!(chocolate milk is delicious :P)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(almost everyday . . .)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.(all the time )

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile(yups :3)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the stinkin' Trix, copy this into your profile(just give him the Trix already dang it!!)

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.(I really like that page :)

AND NOW, RANDOMNESS!!

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You Know You're an Author If:

You talk to yourself a lot. (noooo scoff, cough,scoff of course not . . .looks around nervously . . .)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (pfft . . . you don't talk to yourself sweetie it's okay. dang it i did it again . . .)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Do you like coffee? cuz i like coffee. i like coffee a lot XD)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'(hahaha nooo . . . okay maybe a little . . .)

You live off of sugar and caffeine.(okay this one is true . . .)

You've ever stuck a big word into a sentence before a dumb word (Look at that magnificent, awesomely cute Build-A-Bear!!)

Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.(cries hysterically)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.(pfft . . . that's never happened . . .gets critical looks from everyone around her)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(not sure about the pages long thing but they are random )

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(ooh look another cookie :P)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.( i don't do that!! okay maybe i do . . .)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.(there's always one in my pocket. which is kind of weird because it reminds me of a certain character coughpercycough)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.(pfft . . not really. at least not yet . . .)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (so that's why my hand hurts after i play my viola . . . just kidding :3)

People think you have A.D.D.(nooo . . . oh look a cookie!!)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(maybe a ,little . . .)

You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.(psshhh . . no. no i don't!! okay maybe just a few spelling mistakes that my English teacher made on a few worksheets . . .)

You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.(nooo . . .)

That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.(more like a page because i don't like looking like a nerd . . even though i kinda am one . . .)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time :P)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason(okay i agree to this one)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.(yeah they've gotten used to it . . .)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (it was more like English Honors and i didn't fail, . . . i got a 'C')

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.(hahahha yeah . . .)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.(i actually like sleeping but i read all day . . .)

You write fanfictions about the book. (heh . . yeah)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.(you have no idea how frustrating it is when they don't want to read it . . .)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.(pfft . . no . . . seriosuly . . . okay maybe once or twice . . . or thrice . . .)

Everything reminds you of the book.(okay yeha this one is true)

You quote random lines all the time.(Example:" ' We heard you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share. ' ")

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (you mean like trying to blow up the gym to see of Percy and Annabeth would be waiting outside to go to the movies?? pfft . . no. . . okay maybe once . . .)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (Example: flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn into a wolf and maul someone, turn invisible and 'haunt' the school then laugh as the FBI freaks out, light your book on fire and cackle demonically, and invite Latrygonian Giants to come blow up the gym in a game of dodgeball?? nooo . . . okay maybe once . . or twice . . .)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.(i have a shuffle iPOD so i can't have any pics on it D: )

You've got a book memorized.(i'm still working on this one :D)

You've read a book more than five times.(almost X3)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.(pfft 400 pages?? that's nothing )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.(Rick Riordan . . I am coming for your soul. why did you have to kill Zoё Nightshade and Daedalus?? HUH??)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.(Bella . . . Annabeth . . . just kidding. But it's different with Renesmee)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional ( Example: "Percy, Edward, and Jacob don't exist." gets up and mauls the person who says that)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(yups :3)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.(pfft . . nooo. 7.7)

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.(nooo . . . okay maybe a few times . . .)

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf. ( nooo . . .)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.(only people who are sugar high do this :P)

Your idol is a character from a book.(i don't idolize people including characters from books so no i haven't done this one :D)

Copy & paste, man. Copy and paste.

Oh!

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This is bunny's cousin, the bunny from Monty Python! He is awesome!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever felt stressed or find this really hilarious:

16 Ways to Relieve Stress:

1. Shove 20 marsh mellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.

3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER
PLANS.

4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.

5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
preschool as though nothing were wrong.

6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.

7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.

8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.

10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.

11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to
you.

12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES.

13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.

14.write a short story using alphabet soup.

15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL.

16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

One last quote that is already on here :P

"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long.
We keep moving forward,opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious... and curiosity keeps leading down new paths."-Walt Disney.

Thanks you for looking at my random profile. Bunny will reward you with my stories which are under him XD

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