@I've deleted XOXO and warped world. So, I do not want anyone coming up to me and screaming/ throwing fits/ demanding why they're not there/ requesting for me to re-post them. Because believe me, I can scream, too. Much louder than you can.

@I'm rewriting Blinding Snow. Because, not to sound conceited, but I think that I can write better than I did before, and it would be a pity to waste the plotline and let the story rot away. Since it really sucks now.

+Lemons. Sorry, I do not write lemons. Reading M-rated fics on FF has eternally, perpetually scarred me for life. And anyway, it's just the usual groaning, moaning and grunting before everything ending up in a sickly mess, so just use your imagination and think of everything up yourself.

+Co-author. I don't mind. I've co-authored with Cams before, and I'm going to co-author with abilitypoint soon. Of course, while I am more than willing to, uh, reproduce fics with you, I reserve the right to decline any offers. :)

+Beta. I am already beta-ing for AP (and vice versa, poor her). And I just got myself a second beta. (he insists I call him carnage, but that is so painfully lame) So I'm sorry, I do not accept any betas nor am I willing to beta for anyone else.

+Requests. Sure :) As long as you're polite, mind your manners and don't annoy the shit out of me, why not? :D

+UPDATE, YOU (insert crude language) x3HAYDEN. I do apologize for making you poor readers out there wait for my fics, and for puttiing up with my random and highly irregular (if not non-existent) updating patterns. (read above. I'm honestly too tired to explain anymore)

:Of Soba and Chopsticks:
+Extremely irregular updates, I know. But you know what? At least I'm updating it.
+Chapter 5: Allen's gonna crossdress! (I know, the idea's being used a lot) and the gang meets TYKI!! In VICTORIA'S SECRET (or maybe not, we'll see.) :D Woots, gay scenes coming on. I will also be carrying out my LUCKY request.
:Bliding Snow:
+Please read above and spare me the agony of explaining the 5th time.
+On the other hand, first chapter on the way. Major plot changes. Debates (between me and my second beta, lolol) are still ongoning whether Lenalee should even be brought to the picture. But it's confirmed that there will be NO LAVLENA in the rewritten fic. And it will be a great deal less cheesier, thank God.
:Soundtrack of my Summer:
+I've decided to leave it as that. I'm sorry for all of you out there who voted for me to continue it (there were quite a few, sadly) but I re-read it and decided that the ending's just fine. If you're a sadist you could always imagine that Chihiro drowned to death or something (I know, that's horribly mean of me) Or, if you think you've got an awesome continuation of the fic and would like me to continue it, please PM me. No guarantees, but I'd be quite happy to entertain you.
:Go! In the spirit of Youth:
+I don't even know why I'm preserving it, since most of you out there actually wanted me to delete it ;_; but it was my first crack fic and well, you know what? I like it. So NYEHNYEH to those who wanted me to delete it.

God. After writing all these I think I've got half the users of cyberspace after me.

+D.Grayman!: YULLENYULLENYULLEN.LavLena(maybe, maybe not).
+Bleach!: MATSUGIN.Ulquihime.IchiRuki.
+Naruto!: ShikaTema!.NejiHina.
+Case Closed!: COAI.SxS(which are basically the same thing LOL).
+Spirited Away!: ChihiroxHaku I know it's used alot.
+Wallflower!: SunaKyo.RanTamao.TakenagaNoi.
+Fairytail!: LucyLeo.GeraldxErza.GrayxJubiet.
+Vampire Knight!: KainRuka.KanameZero.ShikiRima.

I am indeed honoured for all the 3-digit alerts/ favourites I'm having. But whyy oh whyy can't there be more reviews? ): I mean, thankyouverymuch for alerting and favouriting my fics, but you know what? I like reviews more. The lengthier the merrier, tyvm. Yeah I know I'm self centred, but so what, these are my fics, so put up with me. >:D

Ps. Does anyone know if there's gonna be a Yullen week this month?