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| Snapplelinz |
Author has written 26 stories for Suite Life series, iCarly, and Victorious. My name is Lindsay, and I'm crazy about writing to say the least :P I found Fanfiction.net in 2008 after Fanlib.com closed down (sniff sniff). But since joining Fanfiction, I have become both an avid reader of other author's literature and a budding author myself. I love writing, it's my passion. As cliche as this sounds, I want to be a professional writer someday. Writing's one of the few things that genuinely makes me happy in my life. For me, writing is about finding that silver lining in a story. Occasionally, I will write stories with mature and serious content when I'm trying to make a moral/social/political point. But most of the time, I like to write stories that are entertaining and leave the reader feeling good and happy afterwards. That's what reading and writing does for me, so I like to do the same for others when they read my stories :) I think of myself as being quite complex in my various tastes and interests. I'm kind've an old soul, but still extremely young at heart all at once. I love to laugh; I've found time and time again that laughter can cure anything from a bad grade to a broken heart. I try not to take myself too seriously, yet I'm still extremely pensive. Besides reading, writing and watching way too much TV for my own good, I love to cook, sleep and travel. I love meeting new people and learning new things. I like to think of myself as being an exotic and international kind of gal. As you may have already noticed, I'm kind of a quote whore :P I love quotes that are inspiring, thought-provoking or just downright amusing. I'm constantly tweeting quotes and putting them up on Facebook. The quotes of others, no matter how intelligent or colloquial, makes me feel connected and grounded in a sense. To all the authors out there, best of luck with your writing. Don't ever tire of improving your technique and skill, there's always loads to learn from others. Likes: macaroni & cheese, fried chicken, long walks on the beach (seriously), Coldplay, Coca Cola, my siblings, travelling, reading, watching TV shows and films (repeatedly sometimes), cheesecake, Asian cuisine, long and relaxing baths, laughing, sleeping, cooking, playing on my keyboard, Indian food, staying in fancy hotels, road trips, Christmas, snow, songs with acoustic guitars and pianos, Mariah Carey, jeans, dogs, sneakers, babies, K-pop (it's seriously catchy), Denzel Washington, Dustin Hoffman, stand-up comedy, mocking people (applies to people I love and hate), a beautiful sunrise, my iPod, candy, Lindt chocolate, my Kindle, writing (obviously), the rain, winter, studio lofts, double-storey houses, chocolate chip cookies (the moist kind), driving (it's so relaxing for me), dub steps (makes me wanna dance every time), my electric blanket (it's a life-saver in winter), people with gorgeous hair (I'm a professed hair whore) Dislikes:obnoxious people, people who don't filter when they say stupid sh$@ in public, obnoxious people at sporting events, people who pick fights simply because they can, most reality shows (most of them are scripted anyway to make the cast more interesting), cruelty to animals, asinine guys hitting on me with stupid pick-up-lines and expecting me to swoon, people who can't spell, musicians who become famous but have very little talent and even less of a likeability factor, long queues in the express lane at the supermarket, people who walk slowly in malls and still stop to talk in front of me, people who talk during movies at the cinema, people who can't steer their trolleys in a shopping mall, crying kids on aeroplanes, Crocs (they're just wrong on so many levels), cyber-bullies (they don't have muscles or any street cred whatsoever), taxi drivers, porcelain dolls (sorry, but they're just creepy), racist people, customer services (they're really not helpful), people who drive like lunatics on the road (it's dangerous and just plain stupid), motorcyclists (they're just accidents waiting to happen), regular cyclists (for pretty much the same reason as motorcyclists) anyone making me do work before I've had breakfast (you seriously should not poke the bear on an empty stomach), unreasonable people who expect you to be reasonable (logically, this doesn't make sense to me) Favourite Quotes: 1) "My candle burns at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah my foes and of my friends, it gives a lovely light." (Roald Dahl) 2) "Love may do much, but money more." (French proverb) 3) "So throughout life, our worst weaknesses and meanness are usually committed for the sake of the people whom we most despise." (Charles Dickens) 4) "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) 5) "Evil is not something superhuman, it's something less than human. A criminal is someone who wants to be important, but who will never be important, because he will always be less than a man." (Agatha Christie) 6) "Without the assistance of the Divine Being who ever attended me, I cannot succeed. With that assistance, I cannot fail." (Abraham Lincoln) 7) "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." (Samuel Johnson) 8) "It matters not how strait the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate, the captain of my soul." (William Ernest Henley) 9) "Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured." (Mark Twain) 10) "You've got to learn to live with what you can't rise above." (Bruce Springsteen) 11) “All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.” (Anatole France) 12) “Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.” (Victor Hugo) 13) “There's too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will.” (Agatha Christie) 14) Whatever you're going through in your life, don't ever give up.” (Mariah Carey) 15) Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.” (William Shakespeare) 16) “And you can try to manipulate a situation to get a reaction out of someone, but messing with a person's mind is always risky and unpredictable - it doesn't have the same clean precision of an algebra equation. There are always too many variables and unknown factors at work.” (A quote from ‘Fearless’, a Cam FF story by SparkleHorse) 17) "In a world where everyone's guilty, the only crime is getting caught." (A quote from "Panopticon", a Seddie FF friendship fic by The Earl of Sandwich) 18) "An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind."(Gandhi) 19) "There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw) 20) "In the midst of death, we are in life. Murder, I have noticed, is a great matchmaker." (Agatha Christie) 21) "A little learning is a dangerous thing. But a lot of ignorance is just as bad." (Bob Edwards) 22) "Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious." (Brendan Gill) Favourite Books/Series 1) Harry Potter series (toss up between 'Chamber of Secrets' or 'Goblet Of Fire' for favourite book) 2) Ken Follet – A Dangerous Fortune 3) Agatha Christie – And Then There Were None (awesome prequel to a brilliant idea for a horror film) 5) Margaret Headley - A Leaf in the Wind 6) Michelle Margorian – Goodnight Mr. Tom 7) Gabrielle Garcia Marquez – One Hundred Years of Solitude 8) George Orwell – 1984 (damn right creepy) 9) Sheila Lavelle – My Best Fiend 10) Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - Hound of the Baskervilles (my favourite Sherlock Holmes adventure) 11) C.S. Lewis - The Chronicles Of Narnia ('The Horse And His Boy' is my favourite book in the series) 12) Bram Stoker - Dracula 13) Agatha Christie - The Pale Horse 14) Gordon Korman - The Slapshot Series (big fan of 'Cup Crazy') My 'Older Man' Fantasy List (basically a list of older male celebrities that make me swoon): 1) Denzel Washington (he tops every other list of favourites in my books) 2) Peter Gallagher 3) Robert Downey Jr. 4) Richard Gere (so what if his middle name is 'Tiffany'?) 5) Antonio Banderas (Mask of Zorro, anyone?) 6) Tom Selleck (it's his moustache) 7) Pierce Brosnan (hello? James Bond!) 8) Terence Howard 9) Matthew Settle (plays' Rufus Humphrey' in 'Gossip Girl') 10) Marlon Brando (from 'A Streetcar Named Desire' days, yum) 11) Andy Garcia 12) Chris Noth (Mr. Big indeed...) 13) Jon Bon Jovi (it's like he never aged!) Eeep-ba-eeep, that's all folks! | |||||||
1. Wedding Dress reviewsIt was the one day Freddie had always dreaded in his young life. And his luck had never been that good to begin with. Inspired by Taeyang's 'Wedding Dress'.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-25-13 - Freddie B. & Carly S. - Complete2. Keep On Running, Tori » reviewsTori Vega's gotten a head start in breaking the rules, and a few hearts along the way. But one Beck Oliver is hot on her heels. And he's going to make sure she runs again. A Beck/Tori fic.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,168 - Reviews: 251 - Updated: 7-8-12 - Published: 1-22-12 - Beck O. & Tori V. - Complete3. When I Say Woof, You Bark » reviewsMind Games, Manipulation and Barking Dogs. Jade West certainly didn't write the book on how to execute the perfect revenge on Tori Vega. A birthday present for Invader Johnny. Jade's POV, rated M to be on the safe side.Victorious - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,620 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 7-2-12 - Jade W. & Tori V. - Complete4. Against My Better Judgement » reviewsWhen the worst decisions turn out to be so sinfully good, the iCarly studio is the perfect backdrop for the ensuing chaos. Shameless smut, you have been warned.iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-25-11 - Published: 9-20-115. Tell Anyone And You Die » reviews"Something really incredible and bizarre just happened. And it all began and ended with Jade West." A Jori fic told from both Tori and Jade's POVs.Victorious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,816 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 8-10-11 - Published: 7-15-11 - Tori V. & Jade W. - Complete6. I'm Fine » reviews"I'm losing my mind. But everything's fine." Set after iOMG.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,908 - Reviews: 214 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 4-15-11 - Carly S. & Freddie B. - Complete7. iCarly's Father » reviewsIn the aftermath of Adam and WebiCon, Freddie believes he's back to square one in his hopes to get back with Carly. However, a surprise visitor to the Shays may be Freddie's best ally or worst enemy on that quest. A story by OneHorseShay.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,666 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 4-15-11 - Freddie B. & Carly S. - Complete8. Oh God No reviewsWhat if Freddie decided to return the captain's hat in the middle of Carly and Adam's Video chat? A Story by OneHorseShay. Part of the creddiefans 'Episode Tag' Contest.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-15-11 - Freddie B. & Carly S. - Complete9. Bonded » reviewsAn accidental mishap leaves Carly and Freddie connected to each other in more ways than they could've possibly anticipated. Concept and plot sequence inspired by Carl Rahl.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,616 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 4-8-11 - Published: 1-21-11 - Carly S. & Freddie B. - Complete10. Soft Feet Ruin Everything reviewsTori's distraught after spraying Cat and Danny with hot cheese at the Kickback Party and Andre has an unsual way of cheering her up. An alternate ending to "Cat's New Boyfriend".Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-24-11 - Tori V. & André H. - Complete11. Seventeen Again » reviewsFreddie and Carly are on the verge of getting a divorce when Freddie undergoes a certain 'change'. Can Freddie rectify his past mistakes and get his family back? Based on the movie, but with a Creddie twist.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,447 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 1-14-11 - Published: 9-18-10 - Freddie B. & Carly S. - Complete12. The More The Merrier: Suite Life 2010 Collection » reviewsOnce again, the Suite Life writers have come together to bring you a range of heart-warming and hilarious stories guaranteed to get you into the spirit of the holiday season. So get ready to read, write and review! See Ch 1 for more details.Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,064 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 1-8-11 - Published: 11-13-10 - Complete13. Football On Deck reviewsZack and Maya get into a fight on Thanksgiving Day and decide to settle the score with a game of football. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-26-10 - Zack M. & Maya B. - Complete14. Inseparable reviews"Carly wasted no time in taking the bait, the alcohol fuelling her desire to know the truth once and for all." A Creddie oneshot, with some Creddam thrown into the mix. Part of the creddiefans "Croctober" fanfic challenge.iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-19-10 - Carly S. & Freddie B. - Complete15. iCloset reviewsCarly's new walk-in-closet malfunctions and she needs Freddie's help to fix it. Just a lil' something cukey for the Creddie lovers out there. Part of the creddiefans "New Room, New Romance" fanfic challenge.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-23-10 - Carly S. & Freddie B. - Complete16. First Time » reviewsNow that Carly and Shelby are officially a couple, having overcome certain obstacles in their path along the way, they are finally ready to take that next step in their relationship. A Sharly femslash.iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,768 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-10-10 - Carly S. & Shelby M. - Complete17. Online, Offline reviewsJust a spontaneous Creddie oneshot with a dash of technology thrown into the mix. Freddie-oriented.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-14-10 - Freddie B. & Carly S. - Complete18. Up Close With Shelby Marx » reviews"And now I can't help but think that all the crazy misunderstandings between us was leading me straight to her all the while, like she was pulling me back into the ring with her all over again." A Sharly femslash.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,455 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 8-7-10 - Published: 7-8-10 - Carly S. & Shelby M. - Complete19. Need You Now reviewsCarly walked away from Freddie that night, standing confused and alone in the hallway. But what if things had ended differently? An alternative ending to chapter 15 of "iLost And Found". Essentially a songfic set to Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now".iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-9-10 - Freddie B. & Carly S. - Complete20. iFind And Keep You » reviews"Now that I've found you again, I'm never letting you go." The Additional M-Rated Chapters to 'iLost And Found'.iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,625 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 7-9-10 - Published: 5-21-10 - Carly S. & Freddie B. - Complete21. iWant You Back » reviewsFreddie's dropped the biggest bomb on Carly. And he doesn't even know it yet. Part of the April/June "Stay My Baby" Creddie Fanfic Challenge.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-7-10 - Carly S. & Freddie B. - Complete22. iLost And Found » reviews"You're supposed to do certain things only once. You live once, you love once, you die once." A slightly AU story about our favourite iCarly trio.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,491 - Reviews: 281 - Updated: 5-7-10 - Published: 1-23-10 - Freddie B. & Carly S. - Complete23. Manhunt » reviewsJust when you thought it was safe to go outside...Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,964 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 2-14-10 - Published: 10-10-09 - Zack M. - Complete24. iHave A Snowball Fight reviewsAfter coming home from Christmas shopping, Freddie challenges Carly to an impromptu snowball fight, with intriguing results. A CREDDIE one-shot all the way. Happy Holidays!iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-6-09 - Carly S. & Freddie B. - Complete25. Agent L » reviews"There are two lies that I have to tell myself every day in order to stay alive: 1. I am not smart and; 2. I am not a secret agent." A story about London Tipton's double life. Rated T for strong language in certain scenes, younger readers beware.Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,766 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 7-25-09 - Published: 2-8-09 - London T. & Lance F. - Complete26. A Suite Wedding » reviewsZack and Cody return to Boston for a summer wedding. Zack gets a second chance at showing one reluctant Maddie Fitzpatrick just how much he's grown. Join the old gang for lots of laughs as they embark on their suite-est adventure yet: true love.Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,331 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 12-12-08 - Zack M. & Maddie F. - Complete
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