Hello! I used to be GreyWolf15, but everyone said that was a rubbish name so I am now Grey the Mad Camel. Hello. My favourite colour is grey, I am definitely mad and I can do a very good camel expression. And also a good camel impression.

Alternatively, I play Dr. Owen Harper in the One For All role-play over on LJ and live with Janet the Weevil, Nick Cutter and Barney the Dinosaur in real life. Yeah. That's more like it.

I'm interested in writing (duh), art and design, photoshop, etc, intentionally or unintentionally mangling defenceless pics. You can find me on Live Journal at http://dream-in-grey.livejournal.com, and http://thatsdrharper.livejournal.com for the role-play (and 15 or so ever-changing Owen icons of mine). IRL, I can be found sat at the computer muttering 'Curse the person who watched this show on BBC3' or 'This one's mine!'

If you like what you see, please review - I'd love to hear from anyone nice enough to take an interest in the ramblings of a random high school kid. If you don't like, please also review! Say what it is and why you don't like it, as concrit is the only way a writer can get any better.

Partners in crime: Lord.Jellyfish, Blizzard of love, Crescent-Vampiress, Fallen Puppetier
And my lovely beta and friend The Blue Raven.
Check out all their stories, they're awesome :)

Fave fandoms:

Doctor Who, Torchwood, Young Dracula, Robin Hood, Diagnosis Murder, Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Pokémon, Merlin, House, Sanctuary, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands

Insightful/funny quotes

Renfield: Promise you won't be angry, master?
The Count: No. I like being angry.
Renfield: Promise you won't hurt me, master?
The Count: Again, not a commitment I feel I can make.

The Count: Ingrid. Remember what happened to the last daughter who challenged me?
Ingrid: I'm your only daughter!
The Count: ... you are now.

Jonathan (to Van Helsing): Dad, they're making coffins in your woodwork room!

Vlad: What is wrong with this family? Boris is gone! Doesn't anyone care?!
The Count, Ingrid, Ivan and Olga: ... No?

Vlad: Dad, fighting doesn't prove anything!
The Count: Yes of course it does, it proves who's best at fighting!

The Count: We might start with some some small, fluffy bunnies.
Boris: What, you mean kill them?
The Count: No, take them synchronised swimming. Yes, of course kill them!

The Count (pretending to be a human): Ah. I think teenagers should be banned from wearing hoodies in shopping centres...
Vlad: Perfect!
The Count: ... then strung up and drained of every succulent drop of blood in their bodies, rrrah!

(Young Dracula)

Toshiko: You said we weren't allowed to use that again!
Jack: It's just a mind probe.
Ianto: Remember what happened last time you used it?
Jack: That was different. And that species has extremely high blood pressure.
Ianto: Oh, right. Their heads must explode all the time, then.

Owen: (supposedly telling Martha what death is like) There was a light, a tiny speck of light and I was rushing towards it, like down a corridor, and it got brighter, and brighter, then suddenly there were these gates... these big, pearly gates. And there was this old geezer and he said, 'You've been a very naughty boy!'

Owen: My name is Doctor Owen Harper, and this is my life. A life that was full of action and violence and work, wonder, secrets, sex and love, and heartbreak, and death. My death. The death I survived, the death I am now living through except, this isn’t living. Every day is the same. I get up; get ready for work, same as everyone else. The thing is, I’m not the same. I get to work and everyone’s doing the same old thing, babbling away about aliens, weddings. I’m not real. Three days ago, I died and they think I’m fine. But they’re wrong...

(Torchwood)

Janet: If only we were amongst friends... or sane persons!

I've got to be strong, and try to hang on,
Or my mind may well... SNAP!

Crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space ... and meaning.

(The Rocky Horror Show)

House (to Wilson): Oh, my God, you're sleeping with me!

House: Patient's in cardiac arrest. Ouchy.

House: Everybody lies.
Cameron: Dr House doesn't like dealing with patients.
Foreman: Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?
House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

(House, MD)

Druitt (to Magnus, about Tesla): Oh, I know he's hard to kill, but I'm sure I could find a way...

Magnus: You tried to kill me!
Tesla: Yeah, but we always hurt the ones we love...

Tesla: Young love is so... heartbreaking to observe as a scientist. So passionate, so innocent, and yet so utterly doomed.
Will: Huh. So I'm guessing you've never been in love, then?
Tesla: Countless times, my friend. See, the difference is I recognise the emotion for what it is. An irrational, self-destructive impulse which is disguised as joy.

(Sanctuary)

Suspect: How is he?
Steve Sloan: Recovering from a gunshot wound.
Suspect: How sad.
Steve: Sad that he was shot, or sad that he's recovering?

(Diagnosis Murder)

Sweeney Todd: These are desperate times Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for.

Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done you no harm!
Sweeney Todd: He recognised me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: Oh, well that's a different matter then.

Sweeney Todd: I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu!

(Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

Much: The Sheriff's guessed our plan!
Allan: Unbelievable.

(Robin Hood)

Lois: You are so weird. Works for you though...

Lois: You lied, you stole... !
Clark: Betrayed...
Lois: Don't edit my tantrums Clark, or I won't be responsible!

(Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman)

'and remember that the only constant ... is change.'

‘It had about as much romance as an autopsy.’
(Len Goodman, describing a dance on Strictly Come Dancing)

'I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?'
Unknown

Jack: I wash my hands of this weirdness.
(Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End)

'We're just children of tomorrow, hanging onto yesterday...'
('Prisoners in Paradise' - Europe)

The Doctor: The sky above us was dancing with light! Purple, green, brilliant yellow! (excited) Yes!
Grace: What?
The Doctor: These shoes! They fit perfectly!
(Doctor Who - the TV Movie)

John's dad said to him when he was a young man - he said 'John,' he said, 'If you're honest, you won't get anywhere in this world. You've got to be a crook, and a liar. And a good actor.'

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, yinyanglover, Silver Curiosity, i like pie123, aliceeyy-chan, Blizzard of love, Grey the Mad Camel

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it immensely.

If you believe that homophobia is wrong, prove you are affected by these stories and repost this.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for weeks, and in a year they say I might be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

STOP HOMOPHOBIA... if we can grow up knowing that homophobics are the ones who are wrong, we could wipe it out forever. To start, repost this message.

The newscaster is the person who says 'Good evening' and then tells you why it's not.

Sarcasm is one service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're ever fallen up the stairs... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you’re tempted to say ‘They’re not crying, they’re laughing on the wrong side of their face’ when someone cries… put this on your profile.

WHOVIAN AND PROUD! If this applies to you, copy/paste/etc

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're freaking sick of all the Martha/Doctor fics, put this on your profile.

If you believe that being a perfectionist and being happy with the little things in life come hand in hand, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever just felt like running somewhere... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you answer back to the TV and/or computer... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have been opening the same door for well over a year but you still can't remember if it's push or pull... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read all that... you have too much time on your hands. But thanks anyway, R&R please!