| Grey the Mad Camel |
Author has written 4 stories for Torchwood, Robin Hood BBC, and Doctor Who. Hello! I used to be GreyWolf15, but everyone said that was a rubbish name so I am now Grey the Mad Camel. Hello. My favourite colour is grey, I am definitely mad and I can do a very good camel expression. And also a good camel impression. Alternatively, I play Dr. Owen Harper in the One For All role-play over on LJ and live with Janet the Weevil, Nick Cutter and Barney the Dinosaur in real life. Yeah. That's more like it. I'm interested in writing (duh), art and design, photoshop, etc, intentionally or unintentionally mangling defenceless pics. You can find me on Live Journal at http://dream-in-grey.livejournal.com, and http://thatsdrharper.livejournal.com for the role-play (and 15 or so ever-changing Owen icons of mine). IRL, I can be found sat at the computer muttering 'Curse the person who watched this show on BBC3' or 'This one's mine!' If you like what you see, please review - I'd love to hear from anyone nice enough to take an interest in the ramblings of a random high school kid. If you don't like, please also review! Say what it is and why you don't like it, as concrit is the only way a writer can get any better. Partners in crime: Lord.Jellyfish, Blizzard of love, Crescent-Vampiress, Fallen Puppetier Fave fandoms: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Young Dracula, Robin Hood, Diagnosis Murder, Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Pokémon, Merlin, House, Sanctuary, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands Insightful/funny quotes Renfield: Promise you won't be angry, master? The Count: Ingrid. Remember what happened to the last daughter who challenged me? Jonathan (to Van Helsing): Dad, they're making coffins in your woodwork room! Vlad: Dad, fighting doesn't prove anything! The Count: We might start with some some small, fluffy bunnies. The Count (pretending to be a human): Ah. I think teenagers should be banned from wearing hoodies in shopping centres... (Young Dracula) Toshiko: You said we weren't allowed to use that again! Owen: (supposedly telling Martha what death is like) There was a light, a tiny speck of light and I was rushing towards it, like down a corridor, and it got brighter, and brighter, then suddenly there were these gates... these big, pearly gates. And there was this old geezer and he said, 'You've been a very naughty boy!' Owen: My name is Doctor Owen Harper, and this is my life. A life that was full of action and violence and work, wonder, secrets, sex and love, and heartbreak, and death. My death. The death I survived, the death I am now living through except, this isn’t living. Every day is the same. I get up; get ready for work, same as everyone else. The thing is, I’m not the same. I get to work and everyone’s doing the same old thing, babbling away about aliens, weddings. I’m not real. Three days ago, I died and they think I’m fine. But they’re wrong... (Torchwood) Janet: If only we were amongst friends... or sane persons! I've got to be strong, and try to hang on, Crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. (The Rocky Horror Show) House (to Wilson): Oh, my God, you're sleeping with me! House: Patient's in cardiac arrest. Ouchy. House: Everybody lies. (House, MD) Druitt (to Magnus, about Tesla): Oh, I know he's hard to kill, but I'm sure I could find a way... Magnus: You tried to kill me! Tesla: Young love is so... heartbreaking to observe as a scientist. So passionate, so innocent, and yet so utterly doomed. (Sanctuary) Suspect: How is he? (Diagnosis Murder) Sweeney Todd: These are desperate times Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for. Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done you no harm! Sweeney Todd: I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu! (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street) Much: The Sheriff's guessed our plan! (Robin Hood) Lois: You are so weird. Works for you though... Lois: You lied, you stole... ! (Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman) 'and remember that the only constant ... is change.' ‘It had about as much romance as an autopsy.’ 'I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?' Jack: I wash my hands of this weirdness. 'We're just children of tomorrow, hanging onto yesterday...' The Doctor: The sky above us was dancing with light! Purple, green, brilliant yellow! (excited) Yes! John's dad said to him when he was a young man - he said 'John,' he said, 'If you're honest, you won't get anywhere in this world. You've got to be a crook, and a liar. And a good actor.' Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, yinyanglover, Silver Curiosity, i like pie123, aliceeyy-chan, Blizzard of love, Grey the Mad Camel There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it immensely. If you believe that homophobia is wrong, prove you are affected by these stories and repost this. I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday STOP HOMOPHOBIA... if we can grow up knowing that homophobics are the ones who are wrong, we could wipe it out forever. To start, repost this message. The newscaster is the person who says 'Good evening' and then tells you why it's not. Sarcasm is one service I offer. Compassion costs extra. If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it... copy and paste this to your profile. If you're ever fallen up the stairs... copy and paste this to your profile. If you’re tempted to say ‘They’re not crying, they’re laughing on the wrong side of their face’ when someone cries… put this on your profile. WHOVIAN AND PROUD! If this applies to you, copy/paste/etc If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this to your profile. If you're freaking sick of all the Martha/Doctor fics, put this on your profile. If you believe that being a perfectionist and being happy with the little things in life come hand in hand, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever just felt like running somewhere... copy and paste this to your profile. If you answer back to the TV and/or computer... copy and paste this to your profile. If you have been opening the same door for well over a year but you still can't remember if it's push or pull... copy and paste this to your profile. If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this to your profile. If you've read all that... you have too much time on your hands. But thanks anyway, R&R please! | |||||||
1. Look Back » reviewsThe Eighth Doctor ends up in a horrific prison on another world with Grey, Jack Harkness' brother, for company. Things can only get better. The Doctor has to fight to cling onto sanity - and Grey gave up that fight long ago. Not a romance.Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-6-09 - Published: 11-28-09 - 8th Doctor & Gray2. Crossing Boundaries reviewsThe Sheriff visits Gisbourne in his bedroom.Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-17-09 - Guy G. & Sheriff - Complete3. Satisfaction reviewsDid you miss me, hmm? Gisbourne... Guy is determined not to go along with the Sheriff's little games. Unfortunately, it's not that easy... set between 'Let The Games Commence' and 'Do You Love Me'. Could be Sheriff/Gisbourne if you look at it sideways.Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-09 - Sheriff & Guy G. - Complete4. To Kill a Pigeon reviewsIn which the Torchwood team find something big and scary in Cambridge, England... well, sort of.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-16-08 - Owen H. & Jack H. - Complete