Hello! I used to be GreyWolf15, but everyone said that was a rubbish name so I am now Grey the Mad Camel. Hello. My favourite colour is grey, I am definitely mad and I can do a very good camel expression. And also a good camel impression.

If you like what you see, please review - I'd love to hear from anyone nice enough to take an interest in the ramblings of a random high school kid. If you don't like, please also review! Say what it is and why you don't like it, as concrit is the only way a writer can get any better.

Partners in crime: Lord.Jellyfish, Blizzard of love, Crescent-Vampiress, Fallen Puppetier
And my lovely beta and friend The Blue Raven.
Check out all their stories, they're awesome :)

Fandoms:

Doctor Who, Torchwood, Young Dracula, Robin Hood, Diagnosis Murder, Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Pokémon, Merlin, House, Sanctuary, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands

my Livejournal: http://dream-in-grey.livejournal.com

RP LJ account for Dr. Owen Harper: http://thatsdrharper.livejournal.com

- Quotes -

Emotion

Renfield: Promise you won't be angry, master?
The Count: No. I like being angry.
Renfield: Promise you won't hurt me, master?
The Count: Again, not a commitment I feel I can make. (Young Dracula)

House: Everybody lies.
Cameron: Dr House doesn't like dealing with patients.
Foreman: Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?
House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable. (House)

Tesla: Young love is so... heartbreaking to observe as a scientist. So passionate, so innocent, and yet so utterly doomed.
Will: Huh. So I'm guessing you've never been in love, then?
Tesla: Countless times, my friend. See, the difference is I recognise the emotion for what it is. An irrational, self-destructive impulse which is disguised as joy. (Sanctuary)

Batty Koda: Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down. (Ferngully: The Last Rainforest)

Suspect: How is he?
Steve Sloan: Recovering from a gunshot wound.
Suspect: How sad.
Steve: Sad that he was shot, or sad that he's recovering? (Diagnosis Murder)

Lois: You lied, you stole... !
Clark: Betrayed...
Lois: Don't edit my tantrums, Clark, or I won't be responsible! (Lois and Clark)

Technology

Toshiko: You said we weren't allowed to use that again!
Jack: It's just a mind probe.
Ianto: Remember what happened last time you used it?
Jack: That was different. And that species has extremely high blood pressure.
Ianto: Oh, right. Their heads must explode all the time, then. (Torchwood)

Age

'I don't always see myself in terms of age, but I did notice a couple of grey hairs. Outraged, I immediately had blond streaks put in. What next? Dentures? Baldness? Gout? Age... what a swine!' (Paul Weller, 1985... aged twenty-seven)

Family

Vlad: What is wrong with this family? Boris is gone! Doesn't anyone care?!
The Count, Ingrid, Ivan and Olga: ... No?

The Count: Ingrid. Remember what happened to the last daughter who challenged me?
Ingrid: I'm your only daughter!
The Count: ... you are now. (Young Dracula)

Friends

Jonathan (to Van Helsing): Dad, they're making coffins in your woodwork room! (Young Dracula)

Druitt (to Magnus, about Tesla): Oh, I know he's hard to kill, but I'm sure I could find a way...

Magnus: You tried to kill me!
Tesla: Yeah, but we always hurt the ones we love... (Sanctuary)

Batty: Nobody cares about me.
Zak: I do, Bat-Man.
Batty: You sure?
Zak: I'm positive.
Batty: Only fools are positive.
Zak: Are you sure?
Batty: I'm positive. Argh! I fell for it, I should have known!

'Hello. I'm a nocturnal placental flying mammal. A member of the family of pterodidae, or ptero-didn't-I... if you can't tell, I'm a BAT!' (Batty Koda, Ferngully: The Last Rainforest)

'You follow people down dark alleys because you're bored? You seriously need a sense of self-preservation." (Ardeth Bay to Owen Harper)

Introspection

'I'm a very, very moody bastard...' (Paul Weller)

'Well, I talk a lot of shit a lot of the time, and people should remember that.' (Paul Weller)

Lois (about Clark): You are so weird. Works for you, though... (Lois and Clark)

'My name is Doctor Owen Harper, and this is my life. A life that was full of action, and violence, and work, wonder, secrets, sex, and love, and heartbreak, and death. My death. The death I survived, the death I am now living through except, this isn’t living. Every day is the same. I get up; get ready for work, same as everyone else. The thing is, I’m not the same. I get to work and everyone’s doing the same old thing, babbling away about aliens, weddings. I’m not real. Three days ago, I died and they think I’m fine. But they’re wrong... (Dr. Owen Harper, Torchwood)

The Doctor: The sky above us was dancing with light! Purple, green, brilliant yellow! (excited) Yes!
Grace: What?
The Doctor: These shoes! They fit perfectly! (Doctor Who - The TV Movie)

'Crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space ... and meaning.' (The Rocky Horror Show)

Logic

Vlad: Dad, fighting doesn't prove anything!
The Count: Of course it does. It proves who's best at fighting! (Young Dracula)

Batty Koda: Gravity works. (Ferngully: The Last Rainforest)

Much: The Sheriff's guessed our plan!
Allan: Unbelievable. (Robin Hood)

'and remember that the only constant ... is change.'

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, yinyanglover, Silver Curiosity, i like pie123, aliceeyy-chan, Blizzard of love, Grey the Mad Camel

If you believe that homophobia is wrong, prove you are affected by these stories and repost this.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for weeks, and in a year they say I might be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

STOP HOMOPHOBIA... if we can grow up knowing that homophobics are the ones who are wrong, we could wipe it out forever. To start, repost this message.

The newscaster is the person who says 'Good evening' and then tells you why it's not.

Sarcasm is one service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're ever fallen up the stairs... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you’re tempted to say ‘They’re not crying, they’re laughing on the wrong side of their face’ when someone cries… put this on your profile.

WHOVIAN AND PROUD! If this applies to you, copy/paste/etc

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're freaking sick of all the Martha/Doctor fics, put this on your profile.

If you believe that being a perfectionist and being happy with the little things in life come hand in hand, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever just felt like running somewhere... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you answer back to the TV and/or computer... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have been opening the same door for well over a year but you still can't remember if it's push or pull... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read all that... you have too much time on your hands. But thanks anyway, R&R please!