my favorite color: blue

my favorite band: flyleaf

i am male

you know, i'd like to continue the way that current story "this castle needs better security" but y'know... i have a unique idea for it, but i'm just debating wether or not to do it, so vote on the poll!

ATTENTIION: the story "organize this" name has been changed to "makes you wonder how they got in" since my brothers who gave me the idea for the name, told me yesterday that there is a video series on youtube.com (i own nothing -_-) by the same name, and like michael jackson after a 4th grade birthday party, i'm getting out before i get caught.

random facts about me:
i despise yaoi, it is for fools...no offense
i'm actually pretty wise according to my friends, despite my usual lazy, no paying attention, did i mention lazy? way of living
turtles are planning to kill me
i don't like cake
big parties are for glory hogs, small parties rock
i love boiled peanuts...
tv will indeed soften the brain, wanna see?

FAVORITE BOOKS:

BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON: BY DEAN KOONTZ

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE: BY J.K ROWLING

THE HUSBAND: BY DEAN KOONTZ

THE LAST STAND: BY STEPHEN KING

THE GOOD GUY: DEAN KOONTZ

BROTHER ODD: BY (GUESS WHO?) DEAN KOONTZ

FAVORITE MOVIES:

THE DARK KNIGHT

300

I AM LEGEND

OMEGA MAN

STAR WARS SERIES OF MOVIES I'M TOO LAZY TO TYPE EM ALL

FAST AND THE FURIOUS

2 FAST 2 FURIOUS

IRON MAN

TERMINATOR: SALVATION

X MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

AUSTIN POWERS: THE GUY WHO SHAGGED ME

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN

BLACKHAWK DOWN

VALKYRIE

COLLEGE ROAD TRIP (I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY...)

THE MUMMY RETURNS

MY PERSONALITY:

i have low faith in human kindness
i'm a pessimist
i'm very very very very very lazy
i prefer salty foods over sweets

THINGS I LIKE

ok, i like video games...some of them... ok, few of them

some movies

ummm...books

books

books

did i already say books? too bad...books...books...books

THINGS I HATE:

hypocrites
liars
turtles
politics
people who walk in front of you in lines (urgh!!)
siblings who make an alliance to always say "Nick did it" whenever they get in trouble... (URGH!!)
people who try to relate to me
when i run out of interesting books to read
teachers
gym
basically, anything having to do with school
school...
my brothers...
my sisters...
how long this list is...

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favorite quotes:

"what the deuce?!"

"when this war ends, the portrait will fall and the man will hang"

"if you touch me again, i'll shove this mop so far up your ass you'll be coughing toothpicks"

"nobody will be spared"

"mankind has been trying to off each other since the beginning of time, now we have the power to finish it off"

"your job is to get good grades in school, get a scholarship and get the hell out of my house!!"

I'LL UPDATE THIS LATER I GUESS

BEST PHILOSPHYS (rated pg-13 at least)

"when life gives you lemons, make it into grape juice while everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did it"

"the measure of a man isn't how he lives his life, but it's how many of the bastards he shoots down before they take him out"

"most serial killers are the nice neighbor's who always say "hey" and be real polite, so the next time your neighbor starts being all cool with you, take em out"

"wether this thing is the newspaper or the paper boy delivering it, the message is clear: drop dead"

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

hmm... roxas. i found his side of the story to be really sad, but it was entertaining and fun as hell to play as him

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Olette. (probably spelled her name wrong, i know -_-) she's fun. cute. and seems to be caring enough. or maybe larxene... ok, don't hurt me, i just think she would be an interesting character to watch for a while, even if you'd get sick of her after a while and wanna personally stab a knife through her eye...

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

demyx. while those water clones were being defeated by sora, he shoulda hauled ass out of there.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

hmmmmm... aerith. her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, i swear!

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

olympia

6. Least Favorite World?

monstro

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

oathkeeper

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Metal Chocobo (it's ugly)

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Tinkerbell. She heals you and acts as the only Phoenix Down we get in either game.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

anti. you can't finish the person off, he drains your drive gauge, etc. but while you use him, he kicks a high amount of ass.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

...well, does yurai count?

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

soraxroxas...he'd be dating himself! with blond hair and poor fashion sense! eww!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

umm... soraxolette

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

axel/sephiroth (damn my sister!)

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

yaoi pairings...-growls-

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

hell no. if zemnas was gonna go gay, he woulda aimed higher then ugly ol' saix. oh wait. maybe that's the REAL reason roxas left the organization!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. He just has a cool hairstyle and is usually stuck in a dark room, which give the appearance of emo. We don't see people asking if Laxeaus is emo do we?

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

uh, YES! he has frickin pink hair, hangs out in a castle filled with guys and 1 girl...who DIES, and in the fight with him, his PINK SCYTHE throws SAKURA PETTLES at us, while holding sora FROM BEHIND in kh2 final mix before the fight.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

that depends. kh1 kaira, maybe. kh2 kairi. not so much

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

olete. i don't know why, but i just like her character better than namine.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

i think it will turn out to be terra that's the true xehanort mentioned in kh2. i think they're going to beat xehanort, but lost so much in the quest that terra turns to darkness, taking his masters name. xehanort. and thus starts kh1 adventures. now on the subject of Ventus, he has amnesia, just like roxas. and since both he and roxas have similar problems... memory problems... look exactly the same. i think they are the same person, but when sora was turned into a heartless, ven was named roxas by xemnas. especially since on the subbed trailer you can find on www.youtube.com (i own nothing -_-, wish i did though) when terra is holding an unconcious ven and asking xehanort "what did you do to his heart?!" so...yeah, there;'s my longwinded theory of bbs

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Absolutely not. As long as you play it on the PS2 that is. GBA version is a waste of time.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

that would depend...if we were both legal drinking age, then olette at a bar. if at a beach...namine

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Pence. While I'm the opposite pysically from him, I'm a bit of a nerd who goes along objectively with whatever his friends are planning.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

i died to sephiroth when he only had half a bar left cause my dog bit my arm, and the controller landed like 6 feet away from me (the kh1 sephy) so by the time i got to the remote, the damned meteors took me out. crap.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

nope. i don't wanna cosplay as any of em...they need better hairstylists, who the hell is telling these guys that stuff is cool?.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

scene where hades raises up auron from the dead and hades rants on about being lord of the dead which he comes back with " now i see why people don't wanna die"

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

frickin xaldin man. bastard and his flying lances...

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

somewhat better storyline, even if the animation left a bit to be desired for and the voices sucked in it...like, truly and utterly sucked... anyway, and the black clothes. give em their props on the clothes, they're not too bad..

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

son of a bitch, i really gotta pick this? akuroku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

aw c'mon man! zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

simple and clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

larxene (don't hit me!) kairi, olette, namine... tifa (duh!) and since she was in kingdom hearts technically...keira knightley man. no friggin contest.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

hmm... ratchet and clank.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Terra looks like Zack Fair, Ven looks like Roxas (no shit...), and Axel looks like Reno.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days. I can wait for BBS, and I can read about what happens in Coded, and I can wait until KHIII has been announced, but then I won't be able to wait for KHIII!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? WHY

see answer to question 30 genius...

LAST QUESTION! WHAT MAKES KINGDOM HEARTS THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD:

umm... sea salt ice cream?