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Author has written 241 stories for How I Met Your Mother, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Doogie Howser, M.D., Fight Club, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harold and Kumar series, Terminator, Supernatural, Glee, Due South, and Dollhouse.

I write primarily for How I Met Your Mother and Doctor Horrible within fanfiction.net but I reserve the right to branch out occasionally. My background is darkfic but I tend to cycle through romance, angst and humour as well. I ship Barney/Ted and Barney/Robin but I'll write about anything when the mood takes me. I always post to LiveJournal for a beta/comment process but will use this to keep an archive of my musings.

Disclaimer: All of the works posted here are works of fiction and, while the plots belong to me, I disclaim all ownership of characters. Any and all illegal activity written in any stories beneath should not be taken as an endorsement of said activities by me.

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1. Not Perfect » reviews
What if Robin has been hooking up with Barney throughout the whole of Season 6? Features M/F sexual content. Will be in six parts, with a short ficlet for every episode in Season 6.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-26-11 - Published: 1-24-11 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

2. Marry me a little reviews
A little ways down the road. Robin is leaving New York - is it too late for her and Barney? Spoilers for 6.24 Challenge Accepted.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-22-11 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

3. A Man's Gotta Do reviews
Barney is left alone to deal with the consequences of Ted siding with Zoey. Spoilers for Season 6, The Perfect Cocktail
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-5-11 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

4. Dinner at eight reviews
After having dinner with his Dad's family, Robin knows that Barney needs some time to come to terms with his emotions.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-2-11 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

5. Almost reviews
What if Barney's Dad, Jerry Whitaker, had never left and had married his Mom? Many years later Ted meets a very different version of Barney. Season 1 alternative universe
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-1-11 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

6. Pretty reviews
He has such pretty eyes, once they're devoid of will. Warning for very adult themes, violence.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-19-11 - Penny & Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

7. What Remains reviews
Sometimes Robin makes Barney feel like a little kid. Set during season 6, Garbage Island. Written for the prompt "School".
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-19-11 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

8. Stay Dead
He couldn't let her stay dead. Warning for dark themes and character death.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Published: 3-19-11 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Penny - Complete

9. Spade reviews
Set a few years down the road, Robin is now a successful reporter who's stumbled onto the story of a lifetime, one that becomes a dangerous obsession that could threaten her safety. Warning: Contains very dark psychological themes.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-16-11 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

10. Thermos reviews
In Season 6 "Change of Heart", Barney threatens Ted with the story of "The Thermos". This is my take on what that might be. Set around the time of Season 3 "The Goat".
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-11-11 - Ted M. & Shannon - Complete

11. Catch22 reviews
Robin plays matchmaker: A little explanation of her thought processes during Garbage Island.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-28-11 - Robin S. & Nora - Complete

12. Frosty the snowman » reviews
After a zombie apocalypse, we discover what happened to our gang. Alt-universe set after Season 5 no Season 6 spoilers . Lots of violence, death and angst. A two-part story.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-28-11 - Published: 1-27-11 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

13. Breakfast reviews
Barney and Robin meet Benton Fraser. Fraser and Robin bond and Barney is jealous. Set around HIMYM Season 6 although no spoilers , and post Due South finale.
Crossover - Due South & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-2-10 - Benton F. & Barney S. - Complete

14. Just Dance reviews
What Barney and Robin are really thinking as they are dancing together in the kitchen in 6.10 Blitzgiving.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-1-10 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

15. Seriously reviews
What happened on that fateful day at the Museum of Natural History that made Uncle Jerry leave a six year old Barney? Spoilers for 6.08 Natural History
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-1-10 - Loretta S. & Jerome W. - Complete

16. Details reviews
The details of Barney's hot wax and handcuffs fantasy. Spoilers for 6.10 Blitzgiving
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-1-10 - Lily A. & Barney S. - Complete

17. I'll talk if it feels right reviews
Two episode follow-ups. Barney struggles with the revelation that Jerry is is Dad and Robin deals badly with her reunion with Jessica Glitter. Spoilers for Season 6, Natural History and Glitter
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-18-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

18. Girl Talk reviews
Lily and Robin talk about that thing Robin does in the bedroom. Spoilers for 6.05 Architect of Destruction
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-10 - Lily A. & Robin S. - Complete

19. Three Times » reviews
Barney has to have sex with a girl at least three times before he'll consider having dinner with her. The same goes, presumably, for Ted. Spoilers for Season 6 episode 3 Unfinished. Warning - Ted/Barney slash. Two chapters.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-10-10 - Published: 10-9-10 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

20. The Lights of Hope reviews
In Season 6, Episode 1, Big Days, Barney gives Robin some tough love. A companion piece to The Best Armor by defectus.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-22-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

21. The Only Dream I Know reviews
What if HIMYM had been written by women, with a woman protagonist? The story would have been very different. AU from Season 1, episode 1.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-22-10 - Ted M.

22. Box full o' honey » reviews
A fourth of July weekend full of miscommunication and misunderstanding. Robin and Barney finally talk. This is set in the hiatus after Season 5 but includes no spoilers for Season 6.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,435 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 7-2-10 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

23. The Rough Patch reviews
Sometimes being in love just isn't enough. Barney/Robin, with spoilers up to The Rough Patch.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-25-10 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

24. Sing With Me reviews
Will wakes up to find that he's been kidnapped. By Bryan Ryan. Warning - dark, non-con, explicit m/m slash - Will / Bryan Ryan
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-10 - Will S. & Bryan R. - Complete

25. Persuasion reviews
After the events of Twin Beds, Barney tries to convince Don to talk to Robin. Explicit M/M slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-10 - Barney S. & Don F. - Complete

26. Talent » reviews
Sue, Will and Bryan manipulate the situation for their own ends. Set during/after Season 1, Dream On. Warning, features m/m slash - Will and Bryan - in parts 2 and 3
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-19-10 - Will S. & Bryan R. - Complete

27. Birthday Present reviews
Barney helps Ted celebrate his 32nd birthday. Set after Season 5, Robots vs Wrestlers
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-18-10 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

28. Work reviews
Robin hates her job. Set during Season 5 - Zoo or False
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-28-10 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

29. Mug reviews
Barney gets mugged. Set after Season 5 Zoo or False
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-28-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

30. Edge reviews
Call him The Commodore. Explicit Ted/Barney Slash, BDSM
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-28-10 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

31. Don The Defender reviews
Don Frank is taken out by the ELE. Set after HIMYM Season 5 - Of Course
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-10 - Don F. & Bad Horse - Complete

32. Crush reviews
Barney smells really good. Barney/Ted preslash set after Season 5 - Zoo Or False
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-28-10 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

33. Bad Horse reviews
Bad Horse's secret
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-28-10 - Penny - Complete

34. Suitor reviews
Barney finally gets Ted in a suit, but then he can't keep his hands off of him. Set after Season 5 Girls vs Suits. M/M explicit slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-8-10 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

35. Do it again reviews
Barney is an inexperienced yet pushy bottom. Set after Say Cheese. Explicit M/M/F smut.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-10 - Barney S. & Marshall E.

36. Shade reviews
Robin talks Barney into being her Bend Over Boyfriend. Very adult - explicit M/F. Set season 5.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-10 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

37. The Blue Man reviews
Marshall and Ted get their revenge on Barney. Explicit M/M Slash threeway. Set right of after Season 4 Woo.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-10 - Marshall E. & Ted M. - Complete

38. Choke reviews
Ted discovers that Barney has nightmares. Set Season 5, Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-25-10 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

39. Why? reviews
Barney discovers that Robin is a rape survivor. Warning, discussion of experiences of abuse. Timeline: Season 5.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-23-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

40. Rope reviews
Ted discovers that Barney loves being tied up. Warning: M/M sex and bondage. Set during Slaspgiving 2
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-23-10 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

41. Wanna take a ride? reviews
The gang go clubbing, but the best party is always held outside the club. Explicit M/M and M/F sex. Set roughly Season 5, after Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

42. Star reviews
Both Marshall and Barney are convinced that they're the one who can blow Ted's mind. Explicit M/M slash. Set Season 4, after The Three Days Rule.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-21-10 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

43. Air reviews
Barney, post-breakup, finds comfort in porn. Sexual content. Set approx Season 5, Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

44. Unf reviews
One morning Barney wakes up a woman. Very explicit sex. Set around Season 5. No spoilers after Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-20-10 - Barney S. - Complete

45. Tastes like freedom reviews
Barney and Ted "lick the Liberty Bell" - so to speak. M/M explicit slash. Spoilers for season 1, The Sweet Taste of Liberty.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-10 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

46. She belongs to me reviews
Don can only watch while Robin plays games with Barney. Set after Of Course. VERY Dark and explicit.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-10 - Don F. & Robin S. - Complete

47. Bad Romance reviews
Even after the break-up, Robin just can't help herself around Barney. Set after Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-20-10 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

48. Haircut reviews
Barney's got surprising erogenous zones. Preslash Ted/Barney Spoilers for Season 1, Pilot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-20-10 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

49. Article 146 reviews
Everything just gets too much for Barney. Warning for sexual situation. Spoilers for Season 2, Where were we?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-20-10 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

50. Stall reviews
Strip club" is code for "bathroom sex". Ted/Barney slash/relationship and spoilers for Of Course
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-20-10 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

51. Nice Dream reviews
The super-date song, Barney's POV. Ted/Barney angst, Spoilers for Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-20-10 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

52. Whip Guy » reviews
When Ted accidentally whipped Marshall, he told him he could whip him back later. Spoilers for 5.01 Definitions - Warnings: Dark, BDSM, M/M slash
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-20-10 - Published: 9-30-09 - Ted M. & Marshall E.

53. Instructions for dancing reviews
Why Barney didn't sing along when Robin sang Marshall's "Bang Bang" song. Spoilers for 5.17 Of Course
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-14-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

54. Water reviews
Why Barney jumped into the Hudson River, and what happened thereafter.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-13-10 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

55. The oncoming storm reviews
The morning after Don Frank proposes to Robin Scherbatsky, their show is ruined by an unexpected visitor. AU, set after 5.15 Rabbit or Duck.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-6-10 - Complete

56. Roulette reviews
Barney gambles with his life. Alternative Universe Story, set some time after The Rough Patch in Season 5. Story inspired by the TV show Numb3rs Season 6, Episode 3, 7 men out .
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-6-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

57. Vengeance » reviews
There's nothing like a little mystical interference to set the world to rights. Billy has to deal with time travel, a demon and an annoying superhero to try and win the girl.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-10 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

58. Comes the dawn reviews
Robin turns to Barney once again. Pure speculation as to something that could happen this season. No spoilers beyond 5.15 Rabbit or Duck.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-18-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

59. White reviews
Barney's not the man he thought he was. An alternative look at the events from Miracles to Rabbit Or Duck.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-18-10 - Barney S. - Complete

60. Winter reviews
This is absolutely the last time they have sex. Except they take it in turns. - AU, set between Season 5 The Rough Patch up until Jenkins. Very smutty.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-3-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

61. Parents reviews
Sometimes Barney and Robin snap at each other, when the others aren't around. Set around 5.09 Slaspsgiving 2. Rated 15 for bad language.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-10 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

62. Lightning reviews
Robin Scherbatsky: Killer for hire. AU, set around 5.13 Jenkins. Dark and smutty.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-10 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

63. Fired » reviews
Marshall is confused and concerned, and there's no-one he can talk to. Written around 5.14 The Perfect Week, but very definitely AU. Angst, dark themes and violent situations. Four parts.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-3-10 - Marshall E. & Barney S. - Complete

64. Diamant reviews
Et si Robin avait rejoint la bande en 2001 et qu'ils avaient tous rencontrés Barney en 2005? UA de l'épisode pilote de la saison 1. Traduction de l'histoire "Diamond" que vous pouvez aussi trouver ici en anglais. Traduction par VanVeenthe1st Livejourna
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-26-10 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

65. Diamond reviews
What if Robin joined the gang in 2001 and they all met Barney in 2005 or later? How would that play out? AU from Season 1, Pilot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-23-10 - Complete

66. Haven't you always? reviews
Barney wants to wear Jenkins like a sock, apparently. Ted's momentary confusion leads somewhere unexpected for both of them. Explicit M/M slash, based on Season 5, Jenkins.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-23-10 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

67. Life reviews
AU from Miracles. What if Ted wasn't Barney's emergency contact when the bus hit him? What if Ted never forgave him?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-16-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

68. The Platinum Rule reviews
Oops, he did it again. Barney loved his neighbour. Set around 5.12 Girls vs Suits
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-16-10 - Barney S. & Robin S.

69. He, she reviews
Some emotional fallout from Barney/Robin's break up, following on from 5.08 The Playbook
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-16-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

70. The skeleton in the closet reviews
The gang celebrate Robin's dual citizenship and talk Star Trek
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-16-10 - Ted M. & Robin S. - Complete

71. Snow reviews
Robin, Marshall and Barney's respective "last cigarette ever". Inspired by Cobie's comments that she thinks Barney and Robin should end up together in the end.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-16-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

72. Lovers reviews
Every single girl is important to Barney. Spoilers up to 5.11 Girls vs Suits
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-10 - Barney S. & Lily A. - Complete

73. Circle » reviews
Two Christmasses pass. Set between Little Minnesota and The Window. Four drabbles, showing Barney and Robin's POV.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

74. Family » reviews
We all know the story: Shannon dumped him, then Barney became awesome. Or do we...? Spoilers for HIMYM, AU Season 3. Characters and lore from Supernatural to season 3.
Crossover - Supernatural & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-10 - Dean W. & James S. - Complete

75. Fairytale of New York reviews
It was Christmas Eve, babe - as the song goes. AU from 5.10 The Window, set during Christmas 09. Warning for smut, swearing, alcohol abuse, gambling, skirmishing.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-25-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

76. Dangerous Night
What if Barney and Marshall were possessed by demons, and Lily got caught in the crossfire? Extremely adult story featuring smut, noncon, dark themes, slurs and implied violence from the very start.
Crossover - Supernatural & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Published: 12-25-09 - Lily A. - Complete

77. Home reviews
Almost thirty years in the future, Doug-the-alien-bartender has sent Marshall Eriksen back in time. Robin wants in on the action. Crack/Romance set after 5.10 The Window
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-25-09 - Robin S. & Doug - Complete

78. Independence reviews
Robin heads to Giddy-Ups and spots a familiar face. One-shot, set after 5.10 The Window
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-25-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

79. Strangers reviews
Barney contemplates Robin's new love-interest. Set after 5.08 The Playbook
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-2-09 - Barney S. & Robin S.

80. Sparkle reviews
Robin is annoyed by the Twilight phenomenon. AU between 5.08 and 5.09 ish
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-2-09 - Robin S. & Barney S.

81. Thanksgiving reviews
What if Robin had slapped Barney? AU of 5.09 Slapsgiving 2
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-2-09 - Ted M. & Robin S.

82. Reinvention reviews
What if Robin Sparkles never quit her music career? AU Season 1
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

83. Passing reviews
Summer fic. The secret relationship, elaborate lies. Set in the season 4-5 hiatus
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

84. All dressed up, nowhere to go reviews
Did you guys just feel a chill? Spoilers for 5.07 The Rough Patch
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-24-09 - Barney S. - Complete

85. Heart reviews
Barney contemplates the breakup. Spoilers to 5.07 The Rough Patch. Can be read as a companion to Teammates
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-12-09 - Barney S. - Complete

86. Teammates reviews
Robin contemplates the break-up. Spoilers to 5.07 The Rough Patch
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-12-09 - Robin S. - Complete

87. Broken and Fixed reviews
During the fall-out from The Goat, a secret is revealed. Spoilers to 5.07 The Rough Patch
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-12-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

88. Patch it up reviews
The naked thing ain't bad, Ted realises. Spoilers to s5e06 Bagpipes. VERY adult m/m slash fiction.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-4-09 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

89. What goes around comes around reviews
Barney Stinson's funhouse tent of circus mirrors and flawed logic finally comes back to bite him in the ass. Three drabbles based on shows up to s5e06 Bagpipes.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-4-09 - Marshall E. & Barney S. - Complete

90. Moon » reviews
Barney gets mugged in Central Park. Spoilers - s5 hiatus ep5-6. Mild horror and sexual situations - it's a halloween fic!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-4-09 - Robin S. - Complete

91. The road less travelled reviews
Billy makes a deal. Set after Act III, including Dollhouse pre-season-1
Crossover - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog & Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-27-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Adelle D. - Complete

92. You let me violate you reviews
Lily, the puppetmaster. Barney the puppet. Warning: Very dark, BDSM, dub-con. AU Season 4-ish
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-27-09 - Lily A. & Barney S. - Complete

93. Friends reviews
Barney makes a promise. Spoilers for 5.01, Definitions.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-27-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

94. Tantrum Quatro reviews
Marshall and Ted are hopped up on Tantrum. Barney and Robin look on. Four drabbles written for a fanfic100 challenge. Spoilers for 5.05 Duel Citizenship.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-27-09 - Ted M. & Robin S. - Complete

95. Where? reviews
Barney gets a surprising call from Robin. Spoilers for 5.05 Duel Citizenship
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-27-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

96. Surviving the treatment reviews
In the New York Dollhouse, one of the Actives is being prepared for an engagement. Set AU of HIMYM Season 3.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-27-09 - Barney S. & Topher B. - Complete

97. Business as usual reviews
Ted finds fault with Marshall/Lily and Barney/Robin's account of what happened and the spotlight turns on... guess who? Crack!fic based on ideas from the stories Fight It and Mother's day. Spoilers for 5.04 The Sexless Inkeeper
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-27-09 - Ted M. & Doug - Complete

98. Damage Limitation reviews
When Lily and Marshall couple-dump then, Robin teaches Barney her coping strategy. Spoilers for 5.04 - The Sexless Inkeeper
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-27-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

99. Summer reviews
Robin has some dirty fun with Barney. Set before 5.01 Definitions, while Barney and Robin were keeping their relationship a secret. Warnings: Explicit male/female smut, bondage
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

100. Addict reviews
Lily notices something's wrong with Barney. Set between Double Date 5.02 and Robin 101 5.03, to explain something that bugs me.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-9-09 - Lily A. & Barney S. - Complete

101. There are monsters reviews
A predator hunts in MacLaren's Bar. Set around 5.02 MacLaren's bar - a little AU. Warning, implied non-con.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

102. Who? reviews
At the Lusty Leopard, Jasmine notes the return of an old customer. Spoilers for 5.02 Double Date. Warning - explicit male/female smut
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-9-09 - Complete

103. What? reviews
At the Lusty Leopard, Barney and Robin discuss Robin's anti-strip-club stance. Spoilers for Double Date - 5.02.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

104. Not As Cool As Mine reviews
Captain Hammer thinks that his nemesis is pretty cool, as villains go.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-28-09 - Captain Hammer & Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

105. The Dark I Know Well reviews
When Barney and Robin's relationship falls apart, Barney has to find a way to cope. AU from 5.01 Definitions. Warning - very dark/adult.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-24-09 - Barney S. - Complete

106. Elaborate reviews
Robin and Barney decide to keep it a secret. Filling in the blanks from Robin's POV a little bit between Season 4 and Season 5
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-24-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

107. Pick A Tie reviews
Drabble - Barney's theory on how to pick a tie - dialogue between Barney/Ted/Random Chick - set in 2004 right after the Tuxedo night flashback in 5.04 Definitions
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-24-09 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

108. Slap reviews
In another universe, Barney chooses ten slaps. Spoilers for season 2, Slap Bet. Adult for explict smut.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-09 - Barney S. & Robin S.

109. Better than normal reviews
Billy's doctor thinks he's insane. Billy's just trying to survive life in the asylum. Very adult, for dark themes.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-7-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

110. Triangle reviews
Barney can't resist the new stripper at the Lusty Leopard SPOILERS FOR UNAIRED EPISODE 5.02
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-09 - Barney S. & Lily A. - Complete

111. Scent
When Barney meets Michelle in Sandcastles in the Sand, he makes a vow to seduce her. Adult for smut.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Published: 9-7-09 - Barney S. - Complete

112. Cream reviews
Barney takes some alone time in the bathroom. VERY adult for smut. Set between Season 4 and Season 5.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-09 - Barney S. - Complete

113. Too much, not enough reviews
Barney and Robin have very different views of the same situation
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

114. Making Out reviews
A short Robin POV during the haitus between Seasons 4 and 5
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-1-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

115. Valentine » reviews
Barney cooks Robin dinner on Valentine's day. Set in future-time 2030 and written after 4.12, Benefits.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-30-09 - Published: 1-16-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

116. Sunset » reviews
Robin experiences an instant attraction to a stranger she meets outside a bar. Surprise crossover.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 7-30-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

117. Brown reviews
Robin contemplates her relationship with Ted. Spoilers for Season 3, The Chain of Screaming
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-09 - Robin S. & Ted M.

118. Black reviews
Morphine makes Barney love everything. Set during Season 3: Miracles
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-28-09 - Barney S. & Robin S.

119. Colourless reviews
Barney contemplates life without Robin. Future fic, set 5 years after The Leap
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

120. Red » reviews
AU - Robin stumbles on something amongst Barney's fancy dress costumes. Spoilers for The Possimpible and Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-27-09 - Published: 7-28-09 - Robin S. & Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

121. Orange reviews
A sex game between Barney and Robin almost goes horribly awry. Very adult/bdsm
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

122. Forever reviews
Six Barney and Robin drabbles with the theme of "time". Spoilers from Sandcastles in the sand to The Leap and beyond.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

123. Gone » reviews
One of the gang decides to leave New York. AU - Set after S04 Happily Ever After
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,415 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 12-16-08 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

124. No Means No » reviews
Barney is accused of raping Robin. This a single, fractured story told in one hundred drabbles going back and forwards in time. Spoilers up to The Goat. Written for the HIMYM DarkFic Livejournal Comm. Warning: Very dark
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 6-2-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

125. InsidesOutsides reviews
After The Goat, Robin and Barney contemplate the new group dynamic, where one of them is left out in the cold.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-23-09 - Robin S. & Barney S.

126. Beginnings » reviews
Alternative Universe - what if, back in 1998, Shannon had convinced Barney that she wanted him back after the Greg incident? Story takes place around season 3 and reference canonical events.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 4-10-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

127. I Can Jump That Far reviews
In Three Days of Snow, Ted suggests that the five words "I can jump that far" were ill advised. Now we find out the true consequences. .
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-09 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

128. The Last Hurrah reviews
As the summer comes to an end, Robin is leaving New York. - Set after The Leap. Includes M/F smut.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-18-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

129. Revenge reviews
Robin gets a telephone call. A drabble 100 words . Warning - disturbing themes.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

130. Death Ray reviews
Billy is given some devastating news
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-18-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

131. One year on reviews
It's one year since the events in Sing-Along Blog, and Billy is still down on his luck.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

132. The Thrill of the Chase »
Stuart has relapsed into alcoholism and Claudia heads to the bar feeling vulnerable and upset. And Barney wants to take everything off her mind. Spoilers for S4: Intervention. Warning - sexually explicit. Co written by SNOGGED from LIVEJOURNAL
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,911 - Published: 6-7-09 - Barney S.

133. Kiss reviews
A love story in reverse, but this time it's not Ted's. Spoilers up to The Leap. The initial drabble is just my own prediction!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-7-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

134. The way it really happened reviews
My own take on how Terminator: Salvation should have ended. Massive spoilers for the film, obviously.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-7-09 - Complete

135. Fiddle reviews
Barney's secret. Warning: Mild M/M sexual activity. Spoilers for The Leap.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-7-09 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

136. Hallucinating your own inner darkness reviews
Dr Horrible experiments on himself. Set after Act III. Explicit violence and m/m sex.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy

137. Daddy's Home reviews
Set during The World's Greatest Couple, while Lily is living with Barney - Barney comes home drunk. Warning - contains M/F sex.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-09

138. Scavenger Hunt reviews
Around the time of World's Greatest Couple, Lily, Barney and Marshall contemplate life. Three drabbles
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-09 - Lily A. & Barney S. - Complete

139. Empty Chair reviews
After The Goat, the gang carry on, but also, they kinda don't.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-19-09 - Lily A. & Ted M. - Complete

140. Learning How To Live Together » reviews
After more roomie squabbles, Robin is at breaking point. Barney steps in, offering her a bed for the night. This project is a drabble chain written by a group of livejournal authors see my LJ for details . AU from Sorry, Bro.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 4-7-09 - Barney S. & Robin S.

141. The Perfect Woman » reviews
A series of stories, each one inspired by an episode of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 starting, not surprisingly, with Episode 1.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,589 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 1-16-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

142. Doll » reviews
Barney Stinson goes to extreme lengths to deal with his feelings for Robin. Crossover with Joss Whedon's Dollhouse. Expect new parts as new episodes of Dollhouse are aired.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dollhouse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,099 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 3-10-09 - Barney S. & Topher B. - Complete

143. Sigh reviews
Ted is forced to decide. Set after the Three Days Rule. Very crack!fic!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-30-09 - Ted M. & Barney S.

144. Once, a glimpse
Mary-the-paralegal's sleep is disturbed by her drunken neighbour and his friend. This is sort-of AU based on the huge, sprawling HIMYM Facebook role play. And very smutty, M/M and M/F.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Published: 4-22-09 - Scooter & Barney S.

145. Slowly, sharply » reviews
In the course of an online chat, Barney asks Robin a crucial question. AU from Murtaugh
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 4-7-09 - Barney S. & Robin S.

146. FSPC reviews
Robin made a throw-away comment in Mosbius Designs about her ideal man, describing her four attributes. Here are four double drabbles exacly 200 words each , one for each.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-20-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

147. Rain reviews
Four ficlets following Ted and Barney's friendship, from Barney's POV. Spoilers for all four seasons
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-10-09 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

148. Your Urge » reviews
Barney and Robin just can't seem to get it together. Here are some of the reasons - 1st part from his POV, 2nd from her's. Spoilers generally for season 4
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

149. April Fool reviews
Drabble - Barney goes April Fool's crazy. Dialogue only - Barney/Robin.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-4-09 - Barney S. & Robin S.

150. Drinking Games reviews
During Three Days of Snow, Carl let Ted and Barney take control of MacLaren's for an evening. Spoilers for Murtaugh
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-09 - Barney S. & Ted M.

151. The Modern Vampire's Guide reviews
What if Barney was a vampire, and wrote a self-help guide for other vampires? Spoilers for Season 4.1-ish but hugely AU.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-09 - Barney S. & Robin S.

152. Join a gym reviews
Ted tells Barney about him and Robin's arrangment to marry each other if they are still single when they are forty. Spoilers for The Front Porch
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-09 - Ted M. & Barney S.

153. Send in the clowns » reviews
It's 2020 and Robin has given up her job in Paris to return to New York. But things aren't quite the way she left them a month before.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

154. Wish reviews
After Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, NPH finds himself lost in the countryside with nothing but a bag of 'shrooms for company. What he really needs is some shoes... Contains m/m slash
Harold and Kumar series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-30-09

155. Newfoundland Lobster Trap reviews
Robin's sleeping pills give her some disturbing and highly sexual dreams. Spoilers for Old King Clancy and a lot more filthy.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-27-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

156. Frozen » reviews
Barney was shot and killed in 2030 story: Valentine but, during an Zombie outbreak in NYC, Barney is brought back to life. These stories address what happened next.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-26-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

157. Bad Boys reviews
Three drabbles - An AU Barney/Robin kink, one for Swarley and one for How I met everyone else Lily flashback
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-24-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

158. Secret reviews
What if Barney and Robin have been hooking up all this time? Set between Shelter Island and Old King Clancy
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-24-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

159. American Psycho » reviews
Barney Stinson: Awesome by day, killer by night. AU Season 4.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 12-20-08 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

160. Earring reviews
Robin finds something in Barney's bed. Future fic, assuming an established relationship between Barney/Robin. Spoilers for 4.17. Three drabbles based on the theme of curse words
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-23-09 - Barney S. & Robin S.

161. Grinch reviews
Ted rants to Barney about his room mate. Drabble set after Benefits
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-23-09 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

162. Rainbow Crossing reviews
Captain Hammer finally watches Doctor Horribles last blog entry. Set after Act III. Based on the song Rainbow Crossing by Rufus Wainwright.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-23-09 - Captain Hammer & Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

163. Instant Pleasure » reviews
Just an excuse to get an orgy out of our gang of five! There is het, m-m slash, femslash and dom/sub here. Set between Intervention and Shelter Island
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-23-09 - Lily A. & Robin S. - Complete

164. What would it be like to? reviews
James always knew that Barney's greatest weakness was curiosity.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

165. Paper Moon reviews
Barney contemplates the meaning of love. A drabble written for the prompt: Music
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

166. Heartburn » reviews
Luke Mosby discovers that his Dad even more of an unreliable narrator than we first thought. Spoilers for 4.17 - set in 2031
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-19-09 - Son & Daughter - Complete

167. Four Objects reviews
A parody/crack!fic about four important objects shown in E4.17 The Front Porch
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-17-09 - Barney S. - Complete

168. Dance reviews
Sometimes Marshall just gets the urge to dance. Drabble written for the challenge - Music - contains spoilers for 4.14 The Possimpible
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-09 - Marshall E. & Barney S. - Complete

169. Birthday reviews
Barney Stinson doesn't celebrate birthdays but someone buys him a surprise gift. A drabble written for the challenge of - Music - Set after 3.17, The Goat.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-15-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

170. Scoot » reviews
At Lily and Marshall's wedding, Barney encounters Scooter after Brad has roughed him up a bit. Barney/Scooter Slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 2-26-09 - Barney S. & Scooter - Complete

171. Sleeping reviews
While eating ribs" isn't the worst thing Robin fell asleep doing. Spoilers for 4.16, Sorry, Bro. Barney/Robin - contains a sex scene.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

172. Lust reviews
Five times Lily wanted sex with Marshall. Spoilers up to 4.16 Sorry Bro
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-11-09 - Lily A. & Marshall E. - Complete

173. Giggles reviews
Marshall gets a surprise gift. Spoilers for 4.16 Sorry Bro
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-09 - Marshall E. & Barney S. - Complete

174. Email reviews
Ted and Barney talk about starting their band. 100 word drabble set after Three Days Of Snow
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-10-09 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

175. Suit Up reviews
Barney encounters Greg in the coffee house, shortly after Shannon dumped him 1998 . Very dark/extreme - including m/m sex from the very start. References E1.15, Game Night.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-6-09 - Barney S. - Complete

176. Better reviews
Barney Stinson knows he's awesome in bed, but is he really? - co-written with snogged from Livejournal and contains lots of sex and taunting!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

177. Cumin reviews
Billy's Transmatter Ray goes a little bit wrong, and brings our favourite playboy into his universe. Set pre Act I - Warning! This contains M/M slash and PWP!
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-4-09 - Barney S. & Dr. Horrible/Billy

178. Deal reviews
Marshall catches Ted in bed, doing someone he shouldn't be doing. This is M/M Slash Fiction, so be warned!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-3-09 - Marshall E. & Ted M. - Complete

179. If you could be any superhero reviews
The gang debate Lily's choice of superhero. Drabble.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-09 - Lily A. & Marshall E. - Complete

180. Watchmen reviews
The gang discuss their favourite characters from the graphic novel Watchmen. Warning, contains spoilers for Watchmen.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-09 - Lily A. & Marshall E. - Complete

181. Olives reviews
At the end of Season 2, Robin decided to take a trip to Argentina
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-09 - Robin S. & Ted M. - Complete

182. And root beer floats are still delicious reviews
Drabble, set just after 4.01. He chose Bimbos.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-28-09 - Lily A. & Barney S. - Complete

183. Thinking About Robin reviews
Barney doesn't believe in love. Set just before 4.01
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-09 - Barney S. - Complete

184. Home Improvement » reviews
Robin gets a new apartment and Barney offers to help her paint. AU from Benefits. Lots of Battlestar Galactica references throughout!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-28-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

185. Happy New Year » reviews
A set of stories following Barney from 31st Dec 2008. AU from Season 4, Little Minnesota. These stories draw heavily on darlingchaos's Alternative Universe over on livejournal but can be read as a stand-alone.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,270 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-26-09 - Published: 1-8-09 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

186. Distortion reviews
When Dr Horrible's latest invention goes terribly wrong, he inadvertantly creates a rip in space/time, bringing through a beautiful, if deadly, vampire. Spoilers for: Buffy S3,The Wish,HIMYM Season 1,The Wedding Dress
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-09 - Willow R. & Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

187. Circus reviews
Barney takes Robin somewhere she's never been. No specific spoilers but Season 4ish.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

188. Wolf » reviews
Ten women, ten very different perspectives on the same man. Spoilers to Season 4 Ep 15
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-26-09 - Barney S. - Complete

189. Sick reviews
Drabble response to HIMYM100 challenge -Sick-. Marshall gets an email from Barney. Set in Season 4.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-09 - Marshall E. & Lily A. - Complete

190. Vibrate
Lily has a private moment with an adult, recreational fake- well, you know. Spoilers for Season 2, Batchelor Party
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Published: 2-20-09 - Lily A. - Complete

191. Ultimate Thrill » reviews
Barney's fantasy becomes a reality, but with who? And it doesn't turn out quite the way he'd dreamed. Spoilers up to the end of Season 3 only. Adult for m/m and m/f pairings.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-20-09 - Barney S. - Complete

192. Tacos reviews
Barney and Lily talk after Season 4, Benefits. - Dialogue only -
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-20-09 - Lily A. & Barney S. - Complete

193. Busted reviews
Robin thinks Barney has developed feelings for Ted. Spoilers for Season 4, Benefits.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

194. Eros reviews
Five stories. Five alternative universes. Catch up with various versions of Barney and Robin as they celebrate Valentine's day. Each story is based on an AU that can be found on . The answers to which are at the end of the story. VERY Adult rating.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

195. Textual reviews
A response to the prompt "an entire story done as text messages". Barney texts Robin when he's bored. AU Season 4ish.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-13-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

196. Mother's Day
Crack!fic. Remember Doug? MacLaren's Alien Bartender, who used his alien mind-powers to retcon himself into the gang's lives in The Fight? -see my story "Fight It"- Well, the little stinker has been up to his tricks again in The Stinsons.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Published: 2-13-09 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

197. Galactic reviews
When Ted and Barney take over the bar in Three Days of Snow, Barney has an idea for a cocktail. Dialogue only double drabble response to a LiveJournal Prompt: "Barney decides to invent the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-10-09 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

198. Scary Monsters » reviews
Slash-y goings on at the ELE between Billy Dr Horrible and Dead Bowie. Contains references to Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog DVD Easter Eggs.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 12-29-08 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Dead Bowie

199. Desperation » reviews
As Robin continues without a job, she gets more and more depressed and she develops damaging behavior that she doesn't even bother to hide from her friends. When Barney tries to help her, Ted steps in to rescue them both. AU from 4.13.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-6-09 - Ted M. & Robin S. - Complete

200. Identity reviews
Traumatised by Penny's death, Billy's mind is at breaking point. *Very* adult, written for the prompt: Horrible/Hammer, darkfic.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-5-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Captain Hammer - Complete

201. Traditions reviews
Marshall upsets Robin at Ted and Barney's Kokomo Party in "Three Days Of Snow". Written for the prompt "Robin/Marshall - Traditions"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-4-09 - Marshall E. & Robin S. - Complete

202. Tooth and Nail reviews
Friendship!Fic: Ted tries to get Barney to open up. Set during The Possimpible, the evening after Barney tried to help Robin film her video resume.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-4-09 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

203. Irresistible reviews
Barney's in a pickle. Robin comes to the rescue. AU set after 4.14 The Possimpible
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-3-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

204. Mischief reviews
Dr Horrible is kidnapped by a fellow anarchist. Dr Horrible/Fight Club crossover
Crossover - Fight Club & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-3-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

205. Hair reviews
Five drabbles on the theme of Barney's hair, each one inspired by a song from the Musical "Hair". General Season 4 spoilers to 4.10.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-2-09 - Barney S. - Complete

206. Deathbed reviews
A response to the drabblethon prompt from Barney's blog: "There are only three appropriate venues for expressing one's emotions. I call them the 3 D's: Dinner, During Sex, Deathbed." Dialogue-only drabble.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-30-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

207. Impossible reviews
Response to drabblethon prompt: Barney crossdresses. Alternative universe Season 4-ish
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-30-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

208. Everything he Loves reviews
For Barney Stinson, it isn't all about booze and suits and money and bimbos. Four drabbles. Spoilers up to season 4, Benefits.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-09 - Barney S. - Complete

209. Laundry Day reviews
Penny does her laundry, watched by her secret admirer. Surprise Crossover see end of story
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-30-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

210. Easier reviews
Barney and Robin get drunk and events transpire... AU from 4.13 Three Days of Snow
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

211. Anchor reviews
Barney sets out to prove he's not 'that guy' by dating a girl steadily, publicly, in front of the group. AU from 4.13 Three Days of Snow
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-27-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

212. Frankie and Johnny reviews
Barney persuades Robin into fancy dress for Ted's annual Halloween party. AU Season 3ish but could be set at any time really.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-27-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

213. Anger Management » reviews
Two AU-ish stories that explore Barney's Anger Management issues. Spoilers for The Fight Part 1 , Benefits and Three Days Of Snow Part 2
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

214. Breathe You In
Barney's not-so-secret indulgence. A sequel to The Perfect Woman Part 12 Robotics but can be read stand-alone. Spoilers for 4.13 Three Days of Snow
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Published: 1-24-09 - Barney S. & Ted M. - Complete

215. Brotection » reviews
Ted looks after Barney after the events in 4.12 Benefits. Contains Barney/Ted slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-22-09 - Published: 1-19-09 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

216. The day I met your mother reviews
Future Ted finally tells his kids the actual story of how he met their mother. Written after 4.12 Benefits but not really spoilery.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-19-09 - Ted M. & Mother - Complete

217. Four times Barney Stinson ran and once he didn't reviews
Five drabbles with the theme of running. Spoilers for seasons 1-4, written after 4.12 Benefits
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-18-09 - Barney S. - Complete

218. Never, ever love thy neighbour » reviews
What if Robin had been just a tiny bit more perceptive during Benefits?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-17-09 - Published: 1-16-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

219. Feelings reviews
Speculating that in 4.12 Benefits, Ted might have told Robin...
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-16-09 - Robin S. & Ted M. - Complete

220. Gunfight at 75th and Amsterdam reviews
Answers a question from Not A Father's Day
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-16-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

221. The itch you just can't scratch » reviews
Do we really believe that Lily went that long without a little somethin' somethin? Set between Aldrin Justice and Swarley. Part one is Lily's POV and part two is Barney's POV
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-16-09 - Lily A. & Barney S. - Complete

222. The Wages Of Sin reviews
Can Barney get away with his womanizing lifestyle forever? Implied Doctor Horrible Captain Hammer crossover and set somewhere between The Goat and Miracles
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-16-09 - Barney S. & Captain Hammer - Complete

223. The Long Arm Of The Law reviews
Barney's been a bad boy. Set after S3 - AU where Robin/Barney are sleeping together.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-16-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

224. Twilight reviews
Barney and Robin attend Ted's usual Halloween Party. Slightly AU Season 4 - takes place at Halloween 2008 which is around Not A Father's Day chronologically.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-9-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

225. Reputations reviews
Captain Hammer is back and out for revenge. But the world has changed while he's been away.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-9-09 - Captain Hammer - Complete

226. If Only reviews
Crossover with Doogie Howser M.D. What if some not-very-nice things had happened to Doogie during Season One? Would Dr H possibly have become our very own favourite super-villian?
Crossover - Doogie Howser, M.D. & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-9-09 - Doogie H. & Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

227. That's Not My Name reviews
Set directly after Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. This is a crossover with a film NPH made many years ago called "The Animal Room" and presumes that Dr Horrible is the main character Arnold , now grown up.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-9-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Moist - Complete

228. In The Red reviews
A quiet laundry moment just before the very end of Act III.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-9-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete

229. In Your Honour » reviews
Robin tries to save Barney from himself. AU Season 4ish set after 4.9 The Naked Man and written before 4.10 The Fight was aired.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-8-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

230. Third Time Lucky » reviews
Robin really just wants to have sex with Barney again. This is AU after Season 4 up to Ep 10 "The Fight"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-8-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

231. Not With You »
Ted/Robin get back together. Spoilers for Season 4 up to Ep 10 "The Fight", then goes AU.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,877 - Published: 1-8-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

232. Mistletoe reviews
Ted finally works it out. AU Season 4 - set after Little Minnesota. Written in response to a prompt over at the Livejournal Drabblethon
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-8-09 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

233. Fight It reviews
Three mini-fics set after The Fight, explaining some of the things in that episode that bugged me.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-2-09 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

234. The Signal reviews
A hint of Ted/Barney slashy goodness, hopefully without being too OOC.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-2-09 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete

235. Two Drabbles: The Naked Man and Romantic Barney reviews
Two short mini-fics written for Livejournal's Drabblethon - Barney/Robin
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

236. Die A Hero » reviews
A story about Doctor Horrible's cleaner, who is also called Penny - but not *that* Penny - and what life is like for a supervillian once he gets everything he ever wanted. Multi-part fic with 8 parts in total.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,367 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Moist - Complete

237. The Naked Woman reviews
Robin does "The Naked Man"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-19-08 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

238. Barney's Christmas reviews
Written for the LJ BarneyRobin community for their Drabblethon in response to the prompt "Barney's Christmas" from da phoenix13. Season 4, set after Little Minnesota.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-19-08 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

239. Sorry » reviews
Barney has a really bad day. AU - set after S04 The Best Burger in New York
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-17-08 - Barney S. & Lily A. - Complete

240. The Ten Songs That Broke Him » reviews
A different take on how Barney might have dealt with his emerging feelings for Robin. AU - Set after Season 4 Do I Know You
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-16-08 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete

241. The Naked Chef reviews
In "The Duel" Season 1 Marshall told Ted an important fact about Barney that has never been explored and Ted has probably forgotten by now. This is silly, fun and fluffy. AU - Set after S04 Not a Father's Day
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-16-08 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete

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