EarthScorpion
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since: 12-12-08, id: 1768170, Profile Updated: 05-07-12
country: UK
Author has written 22 stories for Evangelion, X-overs, Halo, Good Omens, Warhammer, Hellsing, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, White Wolf, The Thing, Mass Effect, F.E.A.R., Familiar of Zero, Dishonored, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, and Overlord.

So, yes, I'm not really quite sure what I should put in this box, so I'll just blather for a while, then finish it up with a heart-felt cry for reviews.

That sound okay to you?

Anyway, I am what might be considered a massive geek. I have shelves full of roleplaying games and science fiction, and I will quite willingly argue comparative power levels of fictional universe with people. It's more fun that way. After all, has not man, since the earliest days of proto-hominids, looked up from the ground, and went, "Nuh-huh! A sabre-toothed tiger could totally beat a wolf. It's got much bigger teeth, for one, and moreover the inverse ninja law like totally applies to sabre-toothed tigers, which means that a single one is unstoppable." And then the other humans would argue back, and they would get into a massive fight.

And then, one day, the argument got so intense that a nearby patch of ground spontateously combusted from the nerd-rage. And thus, fire was discovered.

Hence the origin of the term "flaming".

Oh yes, and, please, if you liked it, leave a review. I know it's terribly shallow, but my fragile ego receives a fix everytime I see that number increase (like a WoW player, but I kid, for they are an important demographic). So, pretty please?


07.05.2012

So... um. Once, there was a vague idea of updating this page more frequently. Never happened, did it?

And it's not going to start now. But while I'm here...

Exams revision is like a tonne of bricks to the brain, and before that was the project report. The current AGSITV chapter has been sitting at around 10,000 for quite a while now; I haven't even begun to think about the AEE one. But that which is not dead... can wait until both the stars are right and I don't have exams.


1. The Fearful Void » reviews
She was a very disturbed child. Terrible, debilitating nightmares. Hallucinations. Hysteria. She never had a chance at a normal life. But now at least Louise has a chance to summon a beautiful and powerful familiar at the Springtime Summoning Ritual. And somewhere else, a seven year old girl cries for release. Contains scenes of a disturbingly moe/disturbing nature
Crossover - F.E.A.R. & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,286 - Reviews: 180 - Updated: 5-22-13 - Published: 8-8-12 - Alma W. & Louise
2. Blue Social » reviews
On Illium, an asari private investigator stumbles upon a conspiracy. But digging deeper, there are hidden things that she didn't even know she didn't know. With her eyes wide open she walks into the heart of an ancient secret which isn't exactly a secret and which carries a hidden message from the past of her species. A space-noir take on Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,692 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-15-13 - Published: 7-25-12
3. Overlady » reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frollicing! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,535 - Reviews: 578 - Updated: 5-8-13 - Published: 12-1-12 - Louise
4. A Green Sun Illuminates the Void » reviews
Louise the Zero. A failure even at summoning a familiar. But now she has a second chance, access to power beyond the Void. Soon a new day shall dawn on Halkeginia, its light green and terrible and beautiful. They don't know what's going to hit them. Book I in the Verdigris and Flame Sequence.
Crossover - White Wolf & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 210,434 - Reviews: 218 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 1-15-11 - Louise
5. Three Thousand Four Hundred And Eighteen » reviews
Have you ever considered what it would look like if Nanoha was a horrifically powerful being, constrained by binding which prevented her from accessing her full power, and she was absolutely terrifying. Uh... more so than usual. Certainly a crackfic.
Crossover - Hellsing & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-11-13 - Published: 10-30-09
6. One Last Waltz and Other Tales » reviews
All life's a dance, a dizzying dare of danger. And like all things, it comes to an end when the music stops. A collection of Dishonoured short stories.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-7-13 - Published: 1-7-13
7. Aeon Entelechy Evangelion » reviews
Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 301,798 - Reviews: 183 - Updated: 9-7-12 - Published: 3-22-10 - Shinji I.
8. Obligate Endosymbiosis reviews
Symbiosis noun , from Ancient Greek συμβίωσις sumbiōsis, "living together" : A close, prolonged association between two or more organisms of different species, regardless of benefit to the members.
Crossover - The Thing & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-21-12 - Louise
9. Midnight and the Void reviews
There are deeper darknesses, worse fates than the Void of Halkeginia. And when your power is making things blow up, sometimes your luck runs out. A oneshot AU/Omake of 'A Green Sun Illuminates the Void', with a more deathly path for Louise.
Crossover - White Wolf & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-16-11 - Louise - Complete
10. The Good Omens of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviews
You know, it's rather surprising how these unknowing god-like entities all seem to collect small gangs which they drag on adventures on a whim. And if Adam Young and Haruhi Suzumiya spend too much time in close proximity, the world might just end. Again.
Crossover - Good Omens & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-14-11 - Published: 5-26-09
11. Sleeping Beauty reviews
Despoiled, the Maiden lies dead, and the Beast is freed. Grieving, the Mother seeks her return, though the laws of Heaven and Earth stand in her way. Hungry, the Beast is bound and seeks release. Oneshot.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-10-11 - Precia T. - Complete
12. NGE: Nobody Dies: The Yomiko Absolution » reviews
Kei fled rather than face her sisters; the Angel War came to an end without an Instrumentality in a messy peace. But now, 20 years later, the next generation has come to fix their parents' mistakes. And make new ones. AU of ND; diverges from Chapter 69.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-1-11 - Published: 3-21-11
13. NGE: Nobody Dies: Six AIs, One Continent » reviews
The Reego: four AIs made by the Angel of Terror from Rei and Unit 05's mental patterns. The Keiworu: two AIs, made by Kei, blending her and Kaworu without asking him, escaped from SEELE. Australia: a desolate monster-filled hellhole. Good day, mate!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,351 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-22-10 - Published: 7-8-10 - Complete
14. NGE: Nobody Dies: Demonic Cannon Girl Nana » reviews
Crackfic and non-canon addition to Gregg Landsman's "NGE: Nobody Dies". Someone made the mistake of letting the Ree get access to magical girl shows. Naturally, they have decided to make their own. But better. With more explosions. And fanservice.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-20-10 - Published: 5-12-10
15. NGE: Nobody Dies: Ichi's Birthday Party » reviews
An addition to Gregg Landsman's "NGE: Nobody Dies". The awareness of the Evangelion Units means that there is a certain responsibility towards them. And so, once a year, Ichi gets a hat, a cake, and a day with Mommy. And her sisters visit, too.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,035 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-1-10 - Published: 5-14-10 - Complete
16. Fallen Is Babylon reviews
It has been 23 years since the death of Sankt Kaiser Olivie, and the old Belkan Empire has disintegrated. It is a time of petty warlords and disunity. And on the world of Kabupaten, the forces of the Duchy expands their grasp on the ruined cities. Now adopted as canon for Immatrael's "Game Theory".
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-16-10
17. NGE: Nobody Dies: The Kei Files » reviews
Canonised addition to "NGE: Nobody Dies" by Gregg Landsman. "Come in, come in," said the spider to the fly. In retrospect, sending Kaworu to evaluate the potential value of Kei Ayanami, last of the Ree, was not the wisest of SEELE's decisions...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-19-10 - Published: 4-8-10 - Kaworu N. - Complete
18. Grimdark Battlefield Rhapsody » reviews
A sight into the insanity that results from Haruhi getting a look at a certain series which is both grim and dark. And in the far future. It would take some kind of "Hero of the Imperium" to be able to counter Kyon's snark. Admittedly with his own.
Crossover - Warhammer & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,107 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 3-12-10 - Published: 6-25-09
19. Aeon Natum Engel » reviews
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. Well, now it is the Strange Aeon, and the undying live again. The Evangelion Units may be able to face the Herald-entities, but what of the dangers within? Eva/Cthulhutech. Now complete; see Aeon Entelechy Evangelion for the rewrite.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 304,613 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 2-3-10 - Published: 12-14-08 - Shinji I. - Complete
20. Aeon Natum Engel: Code OMAKE » reviews
That is not dead which can eternal... oh gods, Rei's just punched through the Fourth Wall. She's coming for me, and I can't hold out much longer. It falls to me to catalogue these breaches in the narrative as best I can. Omakes for Aeon Natum Engel.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-11-10 - Published: 12-27-09
21. Unity is Hollow » reviews
The Wall cascades, as two inquisitive Humanities tamper with that which they should not. And in the hollow space between universes, like a rats in the walls of a house that they build themselves, entities watch. Halo/Mass Effect
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-3-09 - Published: 1-31-09
22. Bearers of Dune » reviews
The escape of Duncan Idaho from Chapterhouse changed a lot of things; the entire Old Empire has ended up long long ago, close to a galaxy far far away. Will the Jedi cope with the appearance of manipulative black robed women? Dune / Star Wars more.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-09
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