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since: 12-12-08, id: 1768396, Profile Updated: 10-03-09
country: United States
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

(I'M BACK)

Name: (not telling)

Pen Name: Keita_And_Kitty

Nickname: Keita Yakaza

Age: 14 (Don't care what you think)

Sex: Male

Grade: 9th (freshmen)

Height: 5'4

Weight: 142 lbs (Muscle, not fat)

My looks: Brown eyes, Black hair, caramel like skin

Culture: Half Native-American, half Afircan-American

Personality: happy, serious, responsible, caring, Lazy, perverted, understanding, not to be underestimated, Honest, shy (sometimes), Easily aroused (Blame my girlfriend)

(My girlfriend was begging me that she put her information on my profile, after those puppy dog eyes, I just couldn't say no)

Name: For My boyfriend to know only

Pen name: Keita_And_Kitty

Nickname: Brown-eyed Angel

Nickname: Kitty

Age: 14

sex: Female (Duh)

Grade: Freshman _

Height: 5'1

Weight: 113 lbs (Not too bony, not too fat, just the way he likes it wink wink)

Breast Size: 32B (I wonder if their big enough?)

Waist size: 61 cm

My looks: Brown eyes, black hair (Just past the shoulders), umm... a little darker than the moon?

Culture: Japanese (Yay)

Language: English (of course, we're in the U.S)

I'll talk a little about myself... just to let you know.

I HATE YURI... well let me rephrase THAT one, basically I am not a lesbian (Since I have a BOYFRIEND!!). At least I think I am not lesbian, or to say it where I can understand, Bisexual. To explain that, I have a collection of what you people might know, it's called Angel Blade!! that has pretty much nothing but yuri, EXCEPT the villian's grow dicks in some parts (YAAAAAYYY!!). Why do I like this stuff, cause I like the whole super hero thing (Can't really think of a good reason), I watch straight hentai too (=.=) I like that just as much.

Anyway if the chick has a dick (RHYME!!) then I'll watch it... I don't watch EVERY futaxfemale video, only this one (Don't know why) and about two others, Viper GTS, and another one that I can't remember.

Hopefully Keita-kun will let me add at least a strap-on lemon in Volleyball tournament, (Since he wouldn't let me add a guy) cause I find straight girl on girl just plain blah, but I'll write what Keita-kun says to... with my own twist in the end (Evil giggle).

Don't give a fuck if you think I'm weird, cause you are unimportant in that department.

WHAT I LOVE: Puppies and Kittens, My family, Asia, Nice people, a good story, good friends, NARUXHINA, WHEN KEITA-KUN SAYS I"M FUNNY. Can't think of anymore.

WHAT I HATE: BAD people, bad stories, BURNT FOOD, SASUKE, Bad friends, things that i can't understand, WHEN KEITA-KUN SAY'S FUTA"S WEIRD... other's i can't think of any other's.

ME HEAD'S HURTING FROM THINKING TO MUCH, DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, IF YOU THINK I'M TOO PERVERTED FOR MY AGE YOU SHOULD MEET MY FRIEND, SHE"S KNOWS THINGS I WOULD NEVER KNOW, JA NE !!

p.s: last thing I need is 'Your to young to be here' stuff, don't bother, and save your breath... or in this case, save your fingers (Typing)... Bye Bye

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Kitty's pov

My father taught me English when I was growing up, he said it was imortant and that I don't have to speak that much Japanese here in America so, I only know a few words of Japanese.

My dad didn't explain the whole thing, but I think he moved here when he was a kid, so in fact I've never seen Japan, but I hope to visit there when I grow up... and carry someone with me... (Grins pulling out a rope, a large human sized brief case, a bunch of Ramen, and a sleeping pill)... Oh KEITA-KUN come he~re!!

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Keita's Pov

WARNING!!: I will tell you now, that nearly all of my stories will have sex, and some will have rape, nearly all cursing, and some others, you have been warned.

My main specialty in all of my stories is yuri, there will be many times that will also have a woman raping a man, taking advantage of him, and sometimes keeping the man as her sex toy, or slave.

The reason for this is because I have read many stories where the man rapes the girl, and says that she is weak and all that, and there were times that Kitty-chan crossed stories that had MEN raping MEN.

But even then I hardly ever read a story where it is the opposite where the woman rapes a man and tell him that he is weak, and a Woman raping another woman is quite rare.

What is the reason why a man raping a man, or a man raping a girl is so much more special than the opposite? There is simply no reason for it.

I want to show that woman have the same chance of raping someone as a man can, and that a woman can take advantage of another female as well.

Don't misjudge though, cause I will still have men raping women, but NO YAOI, anyway I will also have improper language as well, most of my stories will be rated M and mainly all of them will have lots and lots of sex.

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Two of the stories below was my girlfriends idea, one's in progress and the others and idea, can you guess?


(Idea) The war of China- Naruto and the gang get sucked into a portal that mysteriously appears. When They awake they are all separated, they find out that they are in the year 200 A.D during the time of war in a place called China. They fight for their lives in the time of battle, finding out that they are not as strong as they were before.

(If you know about a game named Dynasty Warriors then you'll understand, if not, well learn as you go along, or go on youtube and type it in or something)

(Idea) Rape Was Never So Lovely- Kyuubi is freed while Naruto is at his apartment, only thing is... SHE's a Female! and oh no little innocent Hinata is visiting, Kyuubi is feeling lusty, and Naruto is the second person on her mind. Rape, Yuri, Language, and others.

(Idea) You can't rape the willing-Hinata is fantasizing, and while she's doing that, Naruto's in heat and he needs to release, whether they want.

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(In Progress) Nothing but a dream-Naruto wakes up in a hospital to find out that the whole Ninja/Naruto world was in his head. It turns out that he's a man that lives in New York, he has amnesia from the accident he had two and a half years ago, learn how he copes with the fact that he's all alone realizing how he's that complete opposite in personality than he was in his dream in the Naruto world.

(In Progress) The friendship of Brothers-Everything's settled, every opposing force of Konoha eliminated, and is now in a state of peace. Sasuke lives day by day in his own prison cell... void of light... Naruto and Hinata visit him everyday... he doesn't know why, nor does he care... but it's the only thing to keep him from killing himself... but he won't admit it.

(In Progress) Nothing will stand in my way- Beaten and Battered Naruto meets the Kyuubi, being tricked into freeing the Kyuubi, or did he do it on free will, watch how Naruto rises with the intent to kill anyone in his way, and how did Hinata get mixed in this? Rated M

(In Progress) The volleyball tournament-A tournament in all of Konoha, all the females compete in a volleyball contest on the beach with everyone watching, the prize? why a bathing suit made of spakling jewelery, and wait! Sasuke of course. Watch all the females compete in two man teams with string bathing suits. Anko-Kurenai, Sakura-Ino, Moegi-Hanabi, Yugao-Rin, Shizune-Tenten, Temari-Matsuri, Ayame-Hana, Hinata and... Naruko?

(In Progress) Just Sex friends- Naruto is 17 and now living on his own, Today is the first day of his Junior year, And during his time here, he will find out what it's like to have... a sex friend. Rated M for Cussing, sex, Nudity, Humor, Review

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(Completed) Eensy Roses- A poem I threw together about Naruto and Hinata's sex life, Lemon, Rated M for a reason. Review!

(Completed) It Hurts-Hinata visits Naruto to help her Pairing NaruxHina it or not.

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Character that I made... or rather based on me and Kitty-chan

Keita Yakaza

Makari Mashimoto

I'm too lazy to type it now, so I'll type it in later on

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Favorite Music

Nickleback, Trapt, Cascada (Don't judge I have a soft spot and understanding of women), Linkin Park, 50 cen, lil'wayne, Cassie, Eminem, Usher

Favorite site (other than Fanfiction)

Doujin-Moe.us

favorite pairings

NaruxHina-they just seem to fit, you know what they saw opposites attract, and I believe that, and so does my girlfriend who has a light soft voice and is a angel

SasuxSaku- I don't like either people but if the stories good like 'the games we play' then i'll like it

ShikaxTema- well opposites attract and they match

KibaxIno- two loudmouths for a happy ending what else is needed

KakaxAnko-well they both seem equally perverted and crazy, I like it

Many others I don't want to name right now

Hated pairings

NaruxSaku-After some hard thinking I think That they just don't go, and Sakura should leave Naruto the hell alone if she does that, then there's no problems.

KibaxHina-it stings just to write it, I think they are like brother and sister but nothing more

NejixHina- They are fucking cousins, I am not a fan of incest, especially with hinata damn it

SasuxNaru- Yaoi does anyone not know what that means, disgusting, i hate this, although I do not care if the person reading this is gay, that's fine with me

others I can't name, and don't want to name

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Full of Bullshit rant

You know what I find full of Bullshit, Sakura in shippuden. First when she's a kid she's weak and helpless, and can't even defeat a fly. But now that she learned medical stuff and is stronger shes able to take on an Akatsuki? I find that hard to believe, That's what I find full of Bullshit.

What I find full of Bullshit is Naruto as well (MY fav Character, but oh well), when he first comes back in shippuden, he only learned one jutsu, otherwise everything else he just improved on, then he's suddenly able to go 4 tails, we don't even get to see the effects of the other two? Then all of a sudden, just cause he can use clones to get stronger, he's able to attain an awesome, superstrong jutsu Rasen-Shuriken, And now he's able to take a four-tailed sora on without any help, when he himself almost killed orochimaru when he was in four Tails? And now he's suddenly able to beat Pein, when Jiraiya had a hard time defeating one? it's like a weak Naruto, turning god-like in the next day, Now that's Bullshit.

What I find full of Bullshit is Sasuke, just cause he now has a sword, and a second form he's able to destroy Orochimaru, you'd think Orochimaru would have known Sasuke would have turned on him, then he's able to take on an Akatsuki just cause he improved a Jutsu which is Chidori, and found a way to use it at will, and he's able to summom Manda and control him with ease when it threatened Orochimaru? And then he's able to defeat Itachi? That's what I find full of Bullshit.

You know what I find full of bullshit, Hinata (MY fav Character, but oh well) when she's little she can hold her own against Neji in the chuunin exams, when Sakura would have given up in the first 2 seconds, then in Shippuden, she is somehow WEAKER than Sakura? and the fact that it seems she hardly learned anything knew, you'd think that she would be JUST as strong as Sakura, if not STRONGER, but nooo, it turns out that Kishimoto makes her a weakling by being defeated by pain in one blow, What the fuck, That's what I find full of bullshit.

You know what I find full of Bullshit, Jiraiya, I mean doesn't he know the Kage Bushin No Jutsu, If kakashi knew, then a Sannin should right, but instead of sending a Clone, he has to find out in person, and What happened, HE DIED, why's that, and also how does a student defeat it's teacher like he knew him like the back of his hand, You'd think that the Sensei of that student AKA Pein, would know what his student would do since he TRAINED him, and the fact Jiraiya has much more experience than Pein, but how does Pein kill Jiraiya like nothing, even with those eyes, That's what I find full of bullshit.

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NARUXHINA Sex Clip 1: http://www.megaporn.com/video/?v=LC6EAHYQ

NARUXHINA Sex Clip 2: http://www.megaporn.com/video/?v=A4TXVLNY

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Hokage's

Shodaime

Nidaime

Sandaime

Gondaime

Rokudaime

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Naruto Map

Leaf Village-Konohagakure No Sato

Sand Village-Sunagakure No Sato

Stone Village-Iwagakure No Sato

Cloud Village--Kumogakure No sato

Mist Village-Kirigakure No Sato

Sound Village-Otogakure No Sato

Rain Village-Amegakure No Sato

Grass Village-Kusagakure No Sato

Waterfall Village-Takigakure No Sato

Star Village-Hoshigakure No Sato

Fire Village-Hikagakure No Sato

Snow Village-Yukigakure No Sato

Sun Village-Harugakure No Sato

Moon Village-Tsukigakure No Sato

Demon Village-Onigakure No sato

Angel Village-Tenshigakure No Sato

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Haku is a girl? or boy?

Well I was horribly bored the other day when a freind suggested I read this essay. I usually wouldn't because I don't care about Haku, but this makes some very good points about Haku being a girl , and I was terribly bored and needed something to read for 30 minutes I have read the original post and do not want anyone yelling at me or calling me stupid. Just read and provide a counter-point no personal attacks or i'll cry!

Here we go again! You knew it was coming, and here it is. This is a debate about the ever-popular issue of Haku's true gender. If you have already made up your mind on the issue and refuse to listen to the other side, then don't bother reading because you are hard headed and no amount of proof will convince you. This goes for those who think Haku is a girl as well.

No posts only stating “Haku is a boy/girl get over it”, or something like that. This is a topic meant for discussion.

Quote and agree with peoples’ points if you want, but please, no short posts that simply state a belief with no reason why you hold that belief. That is what fan clubs are for.

The debate is divided into two sides: The Geishaku and the Hakubuki, which are terms I made up myself. The Geishaku are the “Girl Haku” side and the term is derived from Geisha + Haku. The Hakubuki are the “Boy Haku” side and the term is derived from Haku + Kabuki. Clever, I know.

There are some references to sexuality in this post, but it is by no means graphic or inappropriate. Still, if you are not comfortable with reading such content, then please do not read the topic.

Flaming is not necessary or wanted in this topic. This is not an issue to get so worked up about. I've seen people get worked up over a lot less. Believe it!

The basic outline of this topic's first post is that I will disprove the popular theory, or at least cast a considerable shadow of a doubt on it.
Then I will state the evidence I have found to back up my claim of Haku being a girl and not a boy.
Lastly, I will address any evidence contrary to my theory and explain any discrepancies.
The remainder of the topic is dedicated to counter points and discussion.

Quick reference (ctrl+f then search the following terms):

The issue.

Why is there even an argument?

By the way

2. Haku

Haku had been a girl

self loathing

Zabuza calls Haku a “kid”.

Haku’s Appearance

What was Zabuza’s take on all of this?

The Smoking Gun

Counter Evidence

Conclusion

The issue.

The reason why most people think that Haku is a boy is because she is referred to as a boy by almost every character that is connected to her (be it through comradeship or through rivalry). The foremost reason however is because Haku refers to herself as a boy. While most fans simply accept this and move on, there is actually much more evidence to suggest the contrary is true.

Why is there even an argument?

Meaning, aren’t all of the references to Haku being a boy undeniable proof that she is one? The answer is clearly no, because this issue is not so cut and dry as one might think. First, let’s take a look at why people think Haku is a boy. The main, and perhaps only reason is because of the references to her being a boy. That is it. Haku looks nothing like a boy. In fact, Haku is described by the series to be more beautiful than Sakura, the series’ flagship heroine. Therefore, if we can prove that there is a possibility that those references are inaccurate, the theory will become less likely to be correct.

Before this however, we must ask ourselves what would prove one theory or the other to be correct.

1. Most obviously the sight of the physical traits of the respective gender on Haku while she is either dead, unconscious, or in a situation where transformation jutsus could not have been present (i.e. while a sharingah was active and on her since it can detect when jutsus are being used, or when such a jutsu would be impossible to preform or maintain).
This proof is also an unlikely occurrence since this is a series that is geared toward kids. Haku is also dead and buried. So any character development for Haku has probably already happened. (Though I have heard of a slight reference to Haku in later episodes tied in with a character named Kimikaro. It is also possible that Haku’s story will be told through retroactive continuity.)

2. Haku showing sexual attraction toward someone. Simply put: If Haku shows sexual attraction to females, then Haku is a boy. If Haku shows sexual attraction to males, then Haku is a girl. Of course this only works on the basis that Haku is heterosexual, but this is a series that is geared toward younger audiences. So Haku being homosexual is very unlikely, especially since Haku is about 15 years old in the series and especially since there are higher standards in America for kid shows. The heterosexual attraction is the most logical conclusion since it is also the most common type of attraction (especially in the Naruto series). Anyone claiming that Haku's sexual attraction does not matter to this issue must also prove that a homosexual attraction is possible and likely, since that would be the only proof that would make it not matter.

3. Reference to gender by characters outside of Haku’s present role. For example, Haku’s flashback in the anime presents Haku’s mother. If the mother were to call Haku a girl, then that would settle that. The same may not be true for the alternative reference of “boy” since it is a flashback being told by one who uses “boy” for self-reference. It would depend on how the flashback is portrayed. If it comes from Haku’s point of view and is told to someone else, then it could be altered in that way to support Haku’s present day role of being a boy. If the flashback were actually the past being told by the series itself or through narrative style (retcon), then any reference would be canon and correct. Also, if Haku were to remember the reference through introspection and not through revealing it to anyone, then any reference would be canon and correct.
Unfortunately, the flashback features the mother calling Haku a “child” and not identifying her as either boy or girl. Future episodes or issues may contain flashbacks such as these.

4. Clear statements by the writer(s) of the series. Obviously they are the ones to listen to if you want to know something about a series.

Now, I have found at least one of these that prove Haku was most definitely a girl, but like I said, I will first disprove the popular theory.

If Haku had been a girl, why did she call herself a boy?

A few explanations exist for this fact and most work together as one theory. The first and most likely is that she does this to conceal her identity and protect herself from being easily tracked down by the true tracker ninja. This way, the target known to the trackers as Haku would be a boy that dressed like a girl, rather than a girl that dressed like a girl, or perhaps the description was not that detailed. Perhaps they were hunting for Zabuza and a boy, period. This means that while Haku is without the mask, she was a lot less suspicious because she truly did look like a girl. Suppose that Zabuza and Haku did not die on the bridge but instead escaped from Kakashi and the students. What would Kakashi and his students have told any trackers that could have questioned them? Exactly what they thought, which was that Haku was a boy. They may have also added that Haku dressed like a girl, but if they did, Haku would have the “credentials” to prove that she was not a boy. That is why it makes more sense for Haku to give her enemies false information about her.

To support this theory, we must remember one of Haku’s codes of life, or nindo. Deception. Deceiving the enemy is how Haku was introduced. Therefore, isn’t it likely that calling herself a boy is just another deception? Think about this. Haku called herself a tracker and said that she had been tracking Zabuza for some time waiting for a chance to take him down, but did that automatically make her a tracker ninja or make anything she said the truth? No.
So then it is logical to conclude that saying she is something and truly being it can be two different things.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Haku
“...deceiving your opponent, catching them off guard, that is the art of the shinobi.”

Now lets look at this from the other perspective. Let us assume in this paragraph that Haku was a boy. He dressed like a girl to throw of the trackers and likely any opponent as well. Why then would Haku reveal to the opponent that he is a boy and not a girl? What reason could there be for this? Anyone who hears this can report to the trackers that Haku is a boy that looked and dressed like a girl. Haku’s cover would be blown. Such a person would be easier to track down. So now I hope you are getting a better idea of where the Geishaku (Girl Haku theorists) are coming from.

Another consistent theory works under the possibility that Haku did not want boys to hit on her, but this is because she had eyes for only one man, namely Zabuza. Therefore the self-reference of being a boy was not based on relationships with strangers. Instead this was based on her relationship with Zabuza. You may be asking how Haku’s pretending to be a boy actually helps her relationship with Zabuza. This is actually very simple, and such a concept could indeed help their relationship.

this depicts Zabuza stating that what he really needed was not consolation or encouragement but rather a weapon or a tool, as Haku interrupts and suggests in another strip. Therefore, Haku thinking of herself as Zabuza’s female companion would be less productive than thinking of herself as a tool. To do this, referring to her as a male could actually be a way of eliminating the gender differences and any possible sexual tension between them. In this way Haku changed in order to please Zabuza and make him more comfortable, which was her primary goal after joining up with him.

Along with this theory I also submit the concept of self loathing. This means that Haku resented her female gender to a certain extent.

In this strip, Haku is telling Naruto about her childhood. When the bloodline trait was discovered within Haku it made her an outcast. She was feared and hated for her bloodline trait. Zabuza took her in and gave her life purpose, hence the sentimental statement “I was so happy!!” in the last image.

Haku definitely had some feeling for Zabuza because he desired what everyone else rejected her for.

Having been beaten by Naruto, Haku requested death when she discovered that she had not become a tool that could protect Zabuza. After that purpose was taken away, Haku stood ready to accept death, knowing that Zabuza only used her for that purpose.

Now the thing to notice here is that in these instances, Haku stopped referring to herself as a boy. Instead she referred to herself as a person. This is an instance of Haku reverting back to the truth. There is simply no reason to refer to her past self as a “person” when the one being told the story is already under the impression that this person is a boy. This is also the case in the Japanese manga and anime.

Haku is going back to being her true self. Why? It is because her present role had been taken away. She had been forced back into the state that she was in before meeting Zabuza, which was seen as worthless AND human, moreover, a person who was not a boy.
This is identical to the way Haku’s mask falls off. It is somewhat symbolic of that. Naruto destroyed the mask and now the façade of being a boy crumbles to reveal the true self, simultaneously the weapon is broken and now all that is left is the “unwanted PERSON”. Remember, Haku was facing death at that point. So facing the truth about herself could have in fact been her way of coping with her approaching death, which again leads back to the point of self-loathing. Feeling bad about herself made it easier for her to accept death.

Another point to bring up is that Haku did not refer to herself as a boy to Zabuza. She called herself his weapon and she also called herself a kid in the anime and manga.

Now, the main problem in the Hakubuki theory is that Haku told Naruto that she was a boy. You may ask how that could do anything but help that theory let alone hinder it. This is because if Haku had been a boy, then when Haku told Naruto that she was a boy it would not make any sense, and it would be a contradiction of the facts in the series. First of all, it would contradict Haku's nindo, which was to deceive the enemy, not tell them the truth. Second, it would contradict the efforts to look like a girl. Obviously had Haku been a boy, Haku's appearance as a girl would have been a disguise. Yet the disguise and all effort to present and maintain it would be contradicted and made worthless by revealing the true gender. Third, this would put Haku at great risk of being discovered as Zabuza's partner, and it would give Naruto true information to pass on to any trackers that could have questioned him. This is why Haku telling Naruto the truth does not make sense in the context of the series.

So there is one reference to being a boy down, and two to go. The second set of references belongs to Kakashi. The Hakubukies could argue that Kakashi is a credible source or judge of character because of his experience and sharingan. However, to claim such a thing would be false. First of all, there is no evidence that the sharingan reveals another person’s gender, despite evidence that it allows one to manipulate another’s actions. Second, Kakashi made the mistake of assuming that Haku was a tracker when she obviously was not. Therefore, Kakashi is not a credible source. His first impression of Haku could have been nothing but a common assumption that was perhaps based on factors that were also been meant to deceive opponents. Or perhaps Kakashi could not tell what gender Haku was, so he just went with the generic assumption of her being a male, since there are statistically more male ANBU than female.

Also, Kakashi's references to Haku being a boy are contradicted by Naruto's references to Haku being a girl. Naruto called Haku “sis” or “lady”, so Naruto's unbiased impression of Haku was that she was female. We cannot regard Kakashi's opinion and not Naruto's, neither in context of the series or outside the context of the series as a real life hint to Haku's gender. This contradiction could in fact be an effort to maintain the mystery behind Haku's true gender.

The third set of references is from Zabuza. Notice in the flashback, as depicted above, Zabuza called Haku a “kid”. All other references to Haku being a boy could easily be dismissed as Zabuza encouraging the misguided belief that Haku was a boy, which was the belief that everyone else in the series held.

As for the numerous references to being a boy by Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto, they can all be outright dismissed as conclusions drawn from Haku’s deception and Kakashi's assumption.

Haku’s Appearance

Some try to argue that Haku was a boy with feminine features but because the suggestion is baseless, the example of Haku meeting Naruto in the woods is brought up. When Haku bent forward to check on Naruto, they say that cleavage cannot be seen. The reason cleavage cannot be seen is simply because Haku did not have large breasts. By the same token, I cannot say that Haku was a girl just because she had no Adam’s apple (or that one could not be seen). This is because some males do not have Adam's apples that stick out or are always visible.

Haku could have in fact had small breasts, since such a thing could have been in her genetics. Her mother is a good example of this.

Her mother had small breasts, even though she was an adult. Haku, since she was only fifteen, may not have been one to develop until adulthood.

Another possibility is that Haku had breasts but they were simply not visible in that one scene. Anyway, it is a lame argument to say that Haku had no breasts just because they cannot be seen. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Haku's appearance is perhaps the second strongest argument for the Geishaku, and this is because Haku looked exactly like a girl. Haku was drawn with the same art style or character design used to draw female characters, Haku also has long hair, feathered eyelashes, painted finger and toenails, girl clothing, and platform sandals.

Granted, it does not take a girl to dress like a girl and any boy could do the same thing, but why would a boy want to do that? Like before, if Haku were a boy and went through all the trouble to look like a girl, why outright state that “he” was really a boy? Also, why would a person like Zabuza let a boy that dressed as a girl be his partner? Of course it would still be for the bloodline trait, but I mean why wouldn’t Zabuza order a boy to dress like one? Yes, in the looks department, Haku was most definitely a girl. The issue with Zabuza leads us into the next point.

What was Zabuza’s take on all of this? New evidence

Zabuza may have called Haku a boy because that was what she was trained as. Haku was taught and raised as a male shinobi by Zabuza. In combination with the “no sexual tension” theory above, Zabuza probably felt better about himself thinking of Haku as a boy so he would not have to go easy on Haku during training. In other words, he treated her as someone who could take more than the average kunoichi (girl ninja). This allowed him to teach Haku everything he knew, as he said in one episode.

Another good theory is that some ninja may overestimate a kunoichi’s abilities since they assume their chakra makes up for their lack of physical strength. Perhaps seeing what is thought to be a boy dressed like a girl makes some opponents take Haku as a joke, just as Gatou’s bodyguards did. Then there is the theory that it is all to protect Haku’s identity, which I mentioned earlier.

Now, in the end of the Land of Waves saga Zabuza dies next to Haku but not before revealing some feelings that some could consider feelings one would only have for someone they loved. Now of course love is not bound to mates or spouses, and Zabuza may have seen Haku as his own child, but the way the scene is portrayed in the anime strongly suggests that there was more between the two besides ownership and servitude. The manga went even further when Naruto revealed Haku’s feelings to Zabuza, or at least what he gathered from his conversation with her.

Judging by Haku’s expressions and tear shedding in the strips before that, this love that Naruto spoke of was much deeper than that felt for a big brother or father. Haku believed in Zabuza and making his dream come true. That was the kind of dedication and admiration that you would only see from a wife figure or a consort.

Now for some new evidence that was not in my last topic. This next image tells us exactly how Zabuza felt about Haku.

This is the image of Haku that Zabuza recalled to memory shortly before his death! This proves that Zabuza did have some degree of love for Haku. Not only this, but it proves something else. It proves that before death, the image that he recalled to memory of Haku was not the one that could be seen as a boy. It was not the “boy” that he trained to be a killer. It was in fact the Haku that Naruto saw as a girl, and this image proves that Zabuza remembered Haku for who she truly was, a FEMALE!!

Now for The Smoking Gun section.

The Smoking Senbon New evidence

By the way, senbon is what Haku used as weapons, which is why I got creative just now. Anyway, the evidence I found falls under number two of my above list. Haku showed sexual attraction to a certain MALE, which means the opposite sex of that would be female! Haku was a GIRL, not a boy!

This is from the manga, and this follows the strip of Zabuza being saved from the battle with Kakashi. Zabuza asked why Haku did not simply throw the needles into less vital areas of the body that would have produced the same temporary death state. Haku replied by saying that she did not want to scar his “beautiful body” (“flawless body” in the anime), and she did this while blushing. This is quite obviously the final nail in the Hakubuki theory’s coffin.

I suppose you could still argue that Haku was a boy, but not without also arguing that “he”, and Zabuza by default were gay. So I guess it comes down to the choice between thinking that a cartoon geared toward kids has gay characters or normal characters. Zabuza and Haku were better than that, as were the writers, and it would not make any sense if these two characters were gay because it would not fit the facts of the series at all. Believe it!

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Quiz: Your instincts has its advantages all the time... This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised!

We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up.

The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game...

Look at your progress

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite.

My results

1 14

2 13

3 (My girlfriend)

4 Disher (My cousin)

5 Jaeron (My little brother)

6 Tyler (Friend)

7 (No one pretty much)

8 Truly, Madly, Deeply

9 Pain

10 Headstrong

11 Just like you

I wish to become a rich successful man and marry a beautiful asian wife and have three kids

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THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!Are you a Naruto Yaoi or hentai fan?

Hentai

Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

No, and I don't want to, but if i did I'd be Naruto and my GF would be Hinata

List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

None

Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

no, but i took a naruto date quiz and it said Hinata 100

Naru/Hina or Kiba/Hina?

Naru/Hina dumbass

SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Neither, fuckin idiot

Which team is your favourite?

Don't have one, but if i did it'd be Team 8

Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Sorta, but I have my own theories

Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

It's no longer a theory you outdated peice of shit

Your favorite Akatsuki member?

don't have one, but it'd be Itachi if i did

Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

little of both i guess

Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

yes

Have you read all the chapters so far?

yes

Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Sorta

Sub or dub?

Dub has cool voices, but still fucked up, Sub is way better

Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti, but I won't ruin my stories with Bashing

Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Don't care, if I was Deidara I'd think he'd be annoying, but so far he's funny

Do you even know who Tobi is?

Are you a fucking idiot, of course I do

Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

not sexy, and not a nerd... an ugly beast i guess

Which character would be the best cross dresser?

I think Sakura, Neji, and Deidara, don't give a fuck if i don't have only one

Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

He'd BE awesome if he wasn't all 'youthful' and all that bullshit

Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Tenten, she ain't really a character in my opinon, she's like on the side kind of thing, I don't think she has a back story either, like when she was growing up.

Do you like Naruto fanfics?

NO shit, dumbass

Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Again, No fuckin shit dumbass

Do you like lemons?

I'll write as much as I can, but only certain lemons i'll read, cerain rape lemons, depending on who the pairings are.

Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

they know, but i don't talk about it

Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

I watched the first manga, couldn't continue since it was so Fucking weird, and I was lost

Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

The fuck does that mean?

Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

yes, don't care though, cause it was an accident

Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

yeah

Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

yes, teacher got scolded for cussin

Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

No, i still got A's and a few B's, so up yours

Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

No, i only watch none of the other shit like clothes and posters

Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

I ain't interested in the fantasy shit, where there's a castle and fucking stupid stuff like that, That's what Jiraiya wrote in it, a fantasy.

Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Fuck no, I already know who it is

Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

don't have none

Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

I'm a guy, but I think he looks like an bat bitch, which seems cool, not attractive though, in any way

Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yeah i do

Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

no

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The Volleyball Tournament

Hinata in a Bikini

http://kei.iichan.net/hinata/src/1245132992087.jpg

Naruko in a Bikini Cloud

blonde hair blue eyes genderswap high res khalitzburg long hair naruko naruto nude sexy no jutsu tagme twin tails Sankaku Channel - Share anime, manga and game related images

Sakura in a Bikini

http://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/s0/9232/13528/a10a477c7501f5ab140cf6c3152192ca_1226931149.jpg

Anko in a Bikini

http://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/5415/15111/08f9ade0d023665966be74cfe90c4c64_10.jpg

Temari in a Bikini

http://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/s0/9232/13528/49444b5cb0d153c83e5371936ede8317_5ab055c0a9.jpg

Ino in a Bikini

http://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/s1/7728/28337/8f2f6f5b8c8f2e92ccaa05ead8085f57_078.jpg

Tenten in a Bikini

http://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/s0/31014/32394/72e99313e94b6d731bc7a4d0a43c3b7d_tenten_pin.jpg

Shizune in a Bikini

http://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/9232/13528/a0ad67e4709dba657e913c4c5ed3baef_8c2611d943.jpg

Matsuri in skimpy clothes (similar to bikini)

168345b0ea88912a998eba0175d88c27_naruto_sex.jpg 423×878 pixels

Konan in a Bikini

045f00d1d5b5fba4bf57e63878166a55_7b9b304b67.jpg 800×900 pixels

(This is a mere picture of what they looked like)

Chapter 1-Whole chapter: What the bathing suits looked liked

http://lu.scio.us/hentai/albums/naruto-pics/2916573

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Just Sex Friends Pictures

Chapter 2-Beginng part: Gaara's looks

http://th04.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/303/d/2/Gaara_in_Schoolgirl_uniform_by_Celes_Silvertears.jpg

Chapter 3-Beginning part: Tayuya's looks

http://th03.deviantart.com/fs26/300W/i/2008/103/9/0/Tayuya_Mail_Order_Bride_V1C_by_chocobo_on_clay_crak.jpg

Chapter 3-Beginning part: Sakura's looks

http://static.zooomr.com/images/4605513_c2678215ae.jpg

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Nothing Will Stand In My Way Pictures

Chapter 1-ending part: Kyuubi's form

http://kuro.hanyuu.net/image/329a8c093559b0481861ab7a7b4e8b63/20-20194520muv-luv20nude20tagme.jpg

Chapter 8-ending part: rape scene, what the three woman looked like

http://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/s1/27438/30066/7eea624ddddf71efab2cacf6b349cd91_bb-demon2-.jpg

Chapter 16- what the reflection of Hinata looked like, without the jeans and bra

http://ms.media1.converdge.com/uploads/c6/85/f7/d0/44/61/80/52/5a/b8/6e/6d/59/ff/fe/c685f7d0446180525ab86e6d59fffea8@t4.jpg

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I'm still sorting these pictures out

Naruto Girls

http://kei.iichan.net/hinata/src/1240694483056.jpg

http://kei.iichan.net/hinata/src/1240694585206.jpg

Hinata

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs17/i/2007/157/6/8/Evil_and_The_Angel_Side_by_maelstromb.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2315/2387642369_3cd66f9287.jpg?v=0

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs31/f/2008/191/0/a/Naruto_Hinata_by_cyberunique.jpg

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/D/DO/DOU/DoubleRiza/1192400160_animechick.jpg

http://media.photobucket.com/image/bijuu/dxc898/33.jpg

http://images.gfxartist.com/images/ArtworkItem/full/58319.jpg

http://i042.radikal.ru/0805/a5/df432b5b568d.jpg

http://Rosvo.deviantart.com/art/more-exchanges-107287392

http://Rosvo.deviantart.com/art/latex-girls-107581683

Older Hanabi by ~aoi-yeux on deviantART

1250580732816.jpg 900×1270 pixels

up

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h284/mischeifdogz/Anime/Anime20Gals/Wit20Black20Hair/black.jpg

(Put percentages behind the 20's)

http://ScarlettStar.deviantart.com/art/Mitarashi-Anko-95375511

http://fc24.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/279/e/f/Gaara_smeeex_by_audthebest.jpg

http://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/s0/31014/32394/3892005d702a79a91f410a57a7d2b93f_tenten_wit.jpg

http://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/s0/31014/32394/5b7578f1ed935a22f0b37a658d93232e_tenten_h.jpg

http://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/s1/30425/31554/c518d6a7b7a87528d4305351a520a780_gr.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1090/1402348362_c9275b1dfd.jpg

The Mizukage by ~uchihadood on deviantART

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/8320423053/6559587050/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/09/28/Itachi_in_a_suit.jpg

http://fc14.deviantart.com/fs40/f/2009/014/4/b/Hinata_by_ComiPa.png

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9641/hinatasexyrq0.jpg

http://s231.photobucket.com/albums/ee133/miakandreza/?action=view=suicide.jpg

http://s105.photobucket.com/albums/m238/_Angel_Of_Suicide_/Anime/?action=view=1144340287834.jpg

(if you want to see the page above after the word view hold down shift and press 7, after that put current, this is suppose to be in between view and =)

http://s14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/Melody1989/?action=view=normal_Nitro.jpg

(if you want to see the page above, hold down the shrft button then press 7 it should have an and symbol, after that put a current after the and sign after the view word)

http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l27/kori_011/anime/?action=view=deathgirl.jpg

http://www.freewebs.com/krimefighters/asuka & shizune.jpg

http://s3.fotolog.com.ar/photo/l/000/188/188323_1476615638.jpg

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2008/137/9/d/Verena_Shizue_Hakuka_Asuka_by_ShizueBluePower.jpg

(Put another _ between Verena and Shizue, and Shizue and Hakuka, and two more of _ between Hakuka and Asuka)

http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2008/018/4/a/Shizue_s_Demon_by_ShizueBluePower.jpg

(Put another _ between Shizue and s)

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/K/KA/KAW/kawaiicrimsonkitsune/1153701171_sonKitsune.jpg

http://recursos.fotocajon.com/enchulatupagina/img003/ZS6PIz75P52z.jpg

http://kuro.hanyuu.net/image/c154ed94b6fa076e605cffb3d363d528/20-202576220gaara20naruto.jpg

http://kuro.hanyuu.net/image/5779b2886ba32a69294d47a8bb12e4f1/20-202562820naruto20tagme.jpg

http://kuro.hanyuu.net/image/122b62fcc79564e262dea2059c819189/20-202469020naruto20sasuke20uchiha_sasuke.jpg

http://kuro.hanyuu.net/image/c2729bcae462cdb9170a6a315379d9ac/20-202394720gaara20naruto20sabaku_no_gaara.jpg

http://kuro.hanyuu.net/image/d6834ba5d1be151c315c32bb284b7bd0/20-202123920hyuuga_neji20naruto20uchiha_sasuke20uzumaki_naruto.jpg

http://www.yousaytoo.com/postonly_image/pic/9257/medium/girl-art-352.jpg

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o352/narutofan3383/quizzila/anime-sword.jpg

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7570/kakascaray1.jpg

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7925915847/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/03/24/Sasuke8.jpg

http://www.animeph.com/wallpaper-naruto-sasuke-anime.jpg

http://img2.gelbooru.com/images/36/9598c7679806747c5542aa618b62f8d9f693802a.jpg

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/Punker_Dudette/Anime/Anime202/Anime20girls/78.jpg

(Put percentages behind 202 and 20)

http://i64.beon.ru/79/70/147079/29/4647529/Faded_The_way_things_were_by_GaWjUzAnGeL.jpeg

http://i44.beon.ru/67/67/96767/24/2697924/2eec5a977bbb69ba58162e799286d60e.jpeg

http://i28.beon.ru/69/48/104869/90/3169890/3.jpeg

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i318/NightmareMiku/anime_ninja_fav2.jpg

http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs41/f/2009/009/c/a/Bloody_4_tail_Kyuubi_Naruto_II_by_Sielunkaipaaja.png

http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/214/b/3/Naruto_Hachibi_8_Tails_Beast_by_zeth3047.jpg

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/M/MO/MOO/MOONLIGHTSHADOWQUEEN101/1227662043_8740_full.jpeg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LlRH_k5NfGA/R1NUZ_gmGfI/AAAAAAAAAG8/LoB_EUhIYj4/s1600-R/DanH-Naruto.jpg

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/637/kakashisdaughter9bw.jpg

http://loz.theroguesgallery.com/Gallery/Kurenai1.jpg

http://www.freewebs.com/arturoalvarez/kurenai.jpg

http://fc23.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/060/f/6/Hinata_Enhanced_by_xDplushie.jpg

http://rishank.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/orochimaru-and-anko.jpg

http://media.animegalleries.net/show.php?img=albums/userpics/87439/Shizue202620Anko2020copia.jpg

(Put percentages behind all the 20's and the 26)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/AznHalfBloodz/Random_Anko_by_kodoku.jpg

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/T/TY/TYR/TYRAMEIA/1210422166_6492_full.jpeg

http://fc69.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2008/024/b/e/Shizue_Asahi_by_Akumasama.jpg

http://kei.iichan.net/hinata/src/1239034615904.jpg

http://rule34.danstesreves.com/_images/e72e4bca5976ded40e1c3665ddb9c0df/6849920-20Anko_Mitarashi20Ayame_Ichiraku20Hinata_Hyuuga20ino20Kurenai20Matsuri20Moegi20Naruto20Sakura_Haruno20Shizune20temari20Tenten20Tsunade.jpg

http://anime-wallpapers.com/images/800x600/haku-and-zabuza.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2134/2042037174_da79173a55.jpg

http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/87439/shizue_blue_energy.jpg

http://kei.iichan.net/hinata/src/1241070157556.png

http://kei.iichan.net/hinata/src/1240540851682.jpg

http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/69419/sasuke_naruko.jpg

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa234/thingschangeandpeoplechange/WhiteAnimeGirl1.jpg

http://imagens.narutoimagens.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/narutoimagens07932.jpg

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/heartless20/anime/Samuri20or20fighter20Ninja/blondejapanese.jpg

(Put percentages behind the 20's that are after samurai)

http://static3.animepaper.net/upload/thumbs/wallpapers/Naruto/5Blarge5D5BAnimePaper5Dwallpapers_Naruto_NinjaKai_47876.jpg

(Put percentages behind all of the 5's)

http://th04.deviantart.com/fs23/300W/f/2007/314/9/7/Akemi_Hachiko_2_by_Miharu_Hachiko.jpg

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh202/enzo3000/normal_anime_emo_vampire.jpg

http://transfigured.net/art/fanart/naruto_jiraiya3.jpg

http://fc12.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/258/7/5/Happy_b_day_kakashi2_Kiriban_by_ByakuganLove.jpg

(put two more _ between Kakashi2 and Kiriban)

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa71/anyelaaleyna/anime20guy/anime123.jpg

(put a percent sign behin the 20)

http://celestialkitsune.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/shinki.jpg

http://racheljacobi.com/Nate's20Site/Full_Images/Naruto_Girls/Tsunade_Cosplay_Tifa.jpg

(Put a percent sign behind the 20)

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1852/girlxswordssunset21024sg1.png

http://api.ning.com/files/j3zhgGI5ZNg2y-4-kz-Os3I90qu2xtclY5R9PXL2jJOJiX0RTZfgLAz0tcsx10jcHwS7IWxm4vF6Is6LU0hPfR7w7vEfhW4/Older_ninja_girl_Nyoko_by_Tairud.jpg

http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/253/6/0/Pein_by_azurewrath87.jpg

http://www.downloadanime.biz/images/wallpapers/naruto/hyuuga-neji.jpg

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/273/d/2/_Purple_ANBU_Hinata_by_sakimichan.jpg

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff34/Apolos-Kibaku/editapolos.jpg

http://fc45.deviantart.com/fs25/f/2008/119/6/1/Sexy_Ino_warrior_by_SweetAngelita.jpg

http://gallery.onepieceworld.net/fotogallery/121_a_tsunade.jpg

http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l266/midnight13_01/?action=view¤t=Sakura_Tsunade_by_skwurlluvr.jpg

(Erase the t and the small star like thing in front of the view word, and put an, ¤t)

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/B/BA/BAN/BANANAZ44/1213482817_7642_full.jpeg

http://img1.cdn.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/29e347ea1a65369b529a59949198f1911233067407_full.jpg

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z194/skarred819/AKatsuki_Team_7_Sakura_by_vinrylgr.jpg

(If you want to see the scene above put a _ between 7 and Sakura, unfortunately you have to type it in yourself)

http://narutomania.com/gallery/data/500/medium/Uchiha_Madara_by_pokefreak.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/u254/Gothslovedark/wallpaper01-by-azalliah.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BbJAArGDIEA/R-R1wK_QUI/AAAAAAAAEKQ/Kvnhotf_S6E/s400/Young_Tsunade_by_shichinin_tai.jpg

(put another _ between wK and QUI)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2236/2383817203_82767f1139.jpg

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g205/jack_rippers_soul/anime/boys/ninja20and20pirate/bish-03.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4922/aquaplus1024mq2.png

http://jucato.org/gallery/d/195-1/Kiba.jpghttp://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/5064/12306/3d12f135ddf7da8739b8a87eecfd8744_hi.jpg

http://naruto-hentai-porn.com/galleries/Ino/234wdfsd+(3).jpg

http://static2.lu.scio.us/hentai/5064/12306/474b9d65db36e51b50461d5b95d8305d_sa.jpg

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=43200

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=42965

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=41337

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=44670

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(These are pics that I was able to find, although I don't know there (pokegirl) names (Warning may not be for kids to see))

Rampardos

(Pokemon Name) Charmander (Pokegirl Name) Charamanda

Charmeleon

Marill

(Pokemon Name) Absol (Pokegirl Name) Abslut

Zangoose

Nidoking (girl)

Nidoqueen

Vulpix

Arcannie

(Pokemon Name) Lugia (Pokegirl Name) Lugiass

Flygon

(Pokemon Name) Flareon (Pokegirl Name) Flarea

Zigzagoon

Poochyena

Flaaffy

Milotic

Nine Tails

Golduck

Illumise

Lopunny

Gardevoir

Meowth

Lucario

(Pokemon Name) Lapras (Pokegirl Name) Laplass

Abra

Blaziken

cubone

Floatzel

Charizard

Glaceon

Piggy

Todile

Arboc

Giratina

Cresselia

Kangskhan

Delcatty

Grovyle

Ledian

(Pokemon Name) Jolteon (Pokegirl Name) Joltina

Mawile

Infernape

Bayleef

Pikachu

Roselia

Yanmega

(Pokemon Name) Squirtle (Pokegirl Name) Squrittity

Wartortle

Banette

Blastoise

Caterpie

(Pokemon Name) Jiggylypuff (Pokegirl Name) Jigglyslut

Weedle

Swampert

(Pokemon Name) Celebi (Pokegirl Name) Sexebi

(Pokemon Name) Mewtwo (Pokegirl Name) Moantwo

(Pokemon Name) Mew (Pokegirl Name) Moan

Vaporeon

Sandslash

Lickitung

Glameow

Milskank

Shedinja

Mismagius

Jynx

Gengar

Pidgeot

Smeargle

Feraligatr

Swellow

(Pokemon Name) Moltres (Pokegirl Name) Moltits

(Pokemon Name) Articuno (Pokegirl Name) Articunt

(Pokemon Name) Zapdos (Pokegirl Name) Zapdass

Uxie

Weavile

Sneasel

Machoke

Ursaring

Tropius

Dialga

Raichu

(Pokemon Name) Suicune (Pokegirl Name) Sweetcunt

Latias

Houndoom

(Pokemon Name) Umbreon (Pokegirl Name) Umbrea

Espeon

Oh-Ho

Sandshrew

(Pokemon Name) Raikou (Pokegirl Name) Rawcunt

Aerodactyl

Vigoroth

Togetic

Pachirisu

(Pokemon Name) Bulbasaur (Pokegirl Name) Boobisaur

Dragonair

Leafeon

Typhlosion

Entei

Electabuzz

Marowak

Mudkip

Breloom

Mightyena

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Furret

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1. Just sex friends » reviews
Naruto is 17 and now living on his own, Today is the first day of his Junior year, And during his time here, he will find out what it's like to have... a sex friend. Rated M for Cussing, sex, Nudity, Humor, Review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,740 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 4-27-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.
2. Nothing will stand in my way » reviews
beaten and Battered, Naruto is tricked into releasing the Kyuubi, or did he do it on his own will, read and find out how Naruto rises killing everybody who stands in his way Rated M, Pairing inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,200 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 12-26-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.
3. The Volleyball Tournament » reviews
All the females compete in a volleyball contest on the beach with everyone watching, the prize? why a bathing suit made of spakling jewelery & Sasuke of course. Watch them compete in two man teams, Rated M, Nudity, sexual, lemons, cursing,read more inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,848 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 6-7-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.
4. Nothing but a dream » reviews
What would you do if you woke up only to find out all of your life in the Narutoverse was a lie. Watch how Naruto copes with being alone and having the personality of the exact opposite in his dream, he lives in New York, and he is alone Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 6-28-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.
5. Friendship of Brothers » reviews
Every opposing force of Konoha eliminated. Sasuke lives day by day in his own prison cell, void of light. Naruto and Hinata visit him everyday. he doesn't know why, nor does he care... but it's the only thing to keep him from killing himself full sum in
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 6-26-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.
6. Eensy Roses reviews
A poem I threw together about Naruto and Hinata's sex life, Lemon, Rated M for a reason. Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-27-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete
7. It Hurts reviews
Hinata visits Naruto to help her Pairing NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 12-26-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete
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