| Futakuchi Onna |
Author has written 37 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Pushing Daisies, Bleach, Avatar: Last Airbender, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Death Note, Angel, Harry Potter, Runaways, Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, Young Avengers, and X-Men. Hey, Futakuchi Onna here. I felt like my page needed some sprucing up. So! ...um. Lets just jump right in, shall we? Lessee, as far as interests go, I like... superheroes and martial arts. Other things in small quantities, but those are the main two. Any story I start I will finish eventually. Eventually, though, is subjective. I'm a slow, lazy updater, and if I try to set deadlines for myself, I end up writing against a wall, and while it will get posted faster, it will be crap. So, expect slow updates. Eh, I feel like putting up some quotes... "There's a reason big brothers are born first. To protect the little brothers and sisters that come after them." ~Kurosaki Ichigo. I dunno, it sounds cool. "I'll throw you down a bottomless pit with spikes at the bottom!" ~Me, unfortunately. I'm infamous in China for saying that. Trufax. "I gave birth to a pterodactyl." "Oh my god, did it sing?!" ~Dawn Summers & Anya Jenkins. I lovelovelovelovelove BtVS, although I likely won't write much for it, because whatever I write won't measure up to the sheer genius that is Joss. But I grew up on Buffy comics, and I've gotten several other people addicted - like Alice Everafter. "It's a giant mushroom! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!" ~Sokka. Avatar is undisputedly the best Western animated kids show EVER. I love Sokka the most, but Toph holds a special place in my heart for being so supremmly badass. And tiny. "With this ring, I thee biodamp." ~Tenth Doctor. I actually watched Torchwood before I watched Doctor Who, and I can't decide which I like more. I plan on getting cable just so I can watch Children Of Earth as soon as it comes out. "Sonta-HA!" ~Luke Rattigan. Again, DW. That was a cool episode, no? "There's nobody here but us dead men." ~Owen Harper. TORCHWOOD! Owen's not my favourite character - that's Ianto - but he's cool, especiually when he's being all Weevil King. "I call shotgun." "I call nine millimeter." ~John Connor & Cameron. Alice Everafter loaned me the first season of TSCC, and I watched it all in two days. Tis wonderful, verily. "I'm better than human! I'm French-Canadian!" ~Jean-Paul Beaubier. Oh, Northstar, your snarky superiority knows no bounds. But that's why we love you. Ooh, and I'm exceedingly happy to say that I appear to have garnered a minute fanbase, which I count as people who review a ridiculous number of my crappy drabbles, and whose names I often see in my inbox for faving or reviewing. So thanks a ton, MatsuMama for leaving awesome, helpful reviews and to Uzura-chan for way more faves than I deserve. And, of course, the uber-fun Alice Everafter, both my ff.net and my real life buddy. -snuggles- | |||||||
1. The True Meaning Of Smith reviewsIt's always good to have a Smith on board. Introspective on the various Smiths in the world of Doctor Who.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-6-09 - Complete2. Violent Tendencies » reviews25 prompts for Laura 'X-23' Kinney; sometimes, it hurt more to feel. JulianxLaura, other minor pairings.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 6-18-09 - Laura K./X-233. Shades reviewsIt hurts, pretending to be a normal girl all day.X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-4-09 - Complete4. Slow BurnThe best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting." DavidxNori.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Published: 6-25-09 - David A./Prodigy & Noriko A./Surge - Complete5. The Dark Side Of The Moon reviewsPart III. "Stop me before I hurt someone."Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-09 - Yukina & Kurama M. - Complete6. Anything But The Truth reviewsLaurie's voice is sweet in his ear, and her hair smells like roses. JoshxLaurie, JoshxRahneX-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-25-09 - Josh F./Elixir - Complete7. Interludes reviewsTen drabbles inspired by songs. BillyxTeddy, VisionxCassie, ElixKate, mild TommyxKate.Young Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-09 - Complete8. Halcyon Night reviewsTheir first night in exile, Yoruichi and Urahara talk humans and marriage. KisukexYoruichiBleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-25-09 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete9. Walk The Earth reviewsHer first night out, the first of what looked to be a long road and a long year, Martha walked.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-09 - Martha J. - Complete10. Everything Beautiful Is Far Away reviewsBecause Doctors and companions will come and go, but this, this is forever. Mild TenxRose, TenxMartha, TomxMartha, othersDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-25-09 - 10th Doctor - Complete11. Agony And Old Lace reviewsFifty sentences for two homunculi. GreedxLust, mild ScarxLustFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-19-09 - Greed & Lust12. Revolutions reviewsThey'll be picking bolts out of the gutter for months. Civil War arc.Runaways - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-19-09 - Complete13. Amalgam reviewsKakashi is the same in ways Sasuke could never have imagined.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-26-09 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H. - Complete14. Seven Day Love Story » reviewsTokka Week '08; seven scenes for Toph and Sokka.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 2-12-09 - Sokka & Toph15. Goldfish reviewsFreestyle poem on Yoruichi.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-09 - Yoruichi S. - Complete16. Fight Like A Girl » reviewsRukia wanders, Retsu ponders and Orihime attempts to cook by the book. Slice-of-life drabbles on the ladies of Bleach. Various pairings.Bleach - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-6-09 - Published: 1-14-0917. The Principles Of Colour reviewsGrimmjow explains some things to Nel.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-1-09 - Neliel T. O./Nel & Grimmjow J. - Complete18. Kings And Horses » reviewsEight times a Hollow was beat down and one time she wasn't.Bleach - Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 12-31-0819. Steps reviewsYou two've got a wall of fire between you know, and ignoring it won't fix the problem. You've got to walk into the fire, Hinamori."Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-26-09 - Hinamori M. & Matsumoto R. - Complete20. Moon Watchers reviewsPart II. Stars spangled the sky like so many teargems on black velvet.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-25-09 - Yukina & Botan - Complete21. Harvest Moon reviewsPart I. And of course, Yukina knew all along.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-09 - Yukina & Hiei - Complete22. A Single Strand Of Pearls reviewsReally, all they are now is shells of what they once were.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-20-09 - Konan & Pein - Complete23. Wayward reviewsAs the threat of Voldemort looms ever larger, Dumbledore calls in a few favors to secure Harry some rather unorthodox protection. Harry Potter/Bleach crossover. IchigoxRukia, mild HarryxGinny and RonxHermioneHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-17-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G.24. Like You, Love You reviewsValentine's fic; ten scenes for Dawn and Connor. ConnorxDawn, mild WillowxKennedyBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-16-09 - Dawn S. - Complete25. Tricks Of The Light reviewsDon't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - he hates that. BtVS/Bleach crossover.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-12-09 - Buffy S. - Complete26. Dog Soldiers reviewsAn introspective account of the Inuzuka family... Kiba style.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-10-09 - Kiba I. - Complete27. Portrait reviewsSai creates himself in much the same way as he would create a piece of art.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-8-09 - Sai28. Angel On Her Feet Again reviewsA chance encounter knocks a shinigami of balance, but because of it she's able to stand on her own two feet again.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-31-09 - Hinamori M. & Ichimaru G. - Complete29. The Beginning Of A Death reviewsPeople always thought of him as an angel, and I hated him for that. Gunn POVAngel - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-09 - Charles G. & Angel - Complete30. Posthumorous reviewsIn which Renji makes a shocking discovery; Byakuya has a sense of humor.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-30-09 - Renji A. & Byakuya K. - Complete31. Imitation Gold reviewsSometimes, Kendra felt like cheap copper in the shadow of blazing gold Buffy.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-09 - Kendra & Buffy S. - Complete32. Judging The Books reviewsIntrospective paragraphs on the characters, who they are, and who they aren't.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-26-09 - Complete33. Needle And Thread reviewsHer dance was one of grieving, a way to cherish those who had come before. That was why Kuwabara loved her. Mild KuwabaraxYukinaYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-26-09 - K. Kuwabara & Yukina - Complete34. Paper Flowers reviewsSakura was trying to fix her, before it was too late. Mild NarutoxSakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-09 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete35. Monochromatic Rainbows reviewsShe preferred to watch the horizon and listen to him speak. Mild ZukoxMaiAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-09 - Mai & Zuko - Complete36. Much Ado About Something reviewsBecause a hug is an emotional Heimlich. Mild NedxChuckPushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete