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Author has written 2 stories for Lazytown, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight. Favorite quotes: "What doesn't kill you only makes you...stranger." -The Joker "Keep your friends close but your enemys closer" Other randomness Ninety-five percent of the kids out tere are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile. Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story. Put this on your profile if you love the Joker and have started saying his lines for no reason! Put this on your profile if you cried when you saw 'Dedicated to Heath Ledger' at the end of The Dark Knight. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. -98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. -People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. - 92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile. - If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile. - If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile. - 98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child. - If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, put this in your profile. Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. (I get to the point were I can't breathe. At all.) If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. PenginYasha, BlackDeath6, Darth KenObi-Wan, SunnyEmperor, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile. If you really like someone, anyone, but are too arfraid to say it, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) A List of Stereotypes I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’M AN ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be a GOOD LIAR I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention I TALK IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS, so I MUST be Jewish EVERYONE SAYS I'm crazy, I MUST be a lunatic I work part time I must be lazy. I practice martial arts so I must be dangerous. I discipline random children, so I must be a child abuser. I am a Star Trek fan, so I MUST be a geek. ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. If you c For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ This made me cry, and that is a tough thing to do! And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this, Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. Mommy I ran as fast as I could, When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true, And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you." In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Pass this around, I'd be happy if you could, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye" Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot off with a great big crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, (\)_(/) If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you don't think Keira Knightley should ever give up acting, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile. If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!! Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. FAKE VS. REAL (All you guys are real and I love you so much; thank you for showing me that friendship is anything but conditional XOXO) (And my old elementary "buddies" can rot in the bloodiest bowels of hell for all i give) FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this | |||||||
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