Kiki: What should i write?? ¬_¬

HoroHoro: How about writing what a idiot you are?!

Naruo: I'm with him on that.

Kiki: Why are you guys so mean to me?!

Rei: Don't call her an idiot guys

Kiki: Thank you Rei -

Rei: Let me finish, don't call her a idiot, call her a mega-phsyco

HoroHoro/Naruto: Great idea Rei -

Kiki: Quit ganging up on me!! -Cries-

don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is. Repost this if you agree with it.

IF YOU BELIEVE ALIENS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

I copied the following because I thought it was funny, well not all of them:

"It was real. It was fun. But it wasnt real fun"

"The only good clown is a dead clown"

"Just a spoonful of poisin..."

"Tikki Tikki Tala Dalla"

"Welcome to insanity. Tickets are nonrefundable!"

"I'm notscared. this isnt scary. We're all going to heaven!" from a kenshin movie-little kid talking

" I'm going to be the first one to go to heaven!" kenshin too- its a littl ekid saying this

" Tell me, what is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" from Yu Yu Hakusho- Hiei!

"Awwwwwww.How cute. Let me poke out my eyes"

Goku:You bastard! How could you! YOU ATE ALL THE COOKIES! -proceeds to beat the tar out of said bastard- -Goku, SaiyukiGojyo: What find of faggot fights with a fan anyway?
Sanzo:The kind that can kick your ass!-Gojyo, Sanzo, SaiyukiKratos:Feel the pain -stab- of those "inferior beings" -stab- as you burn in Hell! -Kratos, Tales of SymphoniaShuichi: Nothatsyukisthatsyukisseatyoucantbeinyukisseatyukisseatisforyuki!
Tatsuha:Noitsmyseatallminemineminemineallmineformetosharealovelygazewithmrsakuma!
Shuichi:Dontliethatseatisforyukiandyourenotyuki! -Shuichi, Tatsuha, Gravitation OVAMe: Evil Anteaters with glue on their chins are going to take over the all the world's filing cabinets and paint them purple!" -In response to ErinErin: Evil chickens are going to take over Wall-Mart" -My friendChris:God, last night I got a pop rock in my eye. It hurt like hell, but I had an eyegasm. -My other friend.Danielle:Lol. Nice. -My OTHER friend, you might know her better as KuroMizuKitsune.Gojyo:Goddammit this one's hot. Goku, get me another beer.
Goku:Get your own beer, asswipe!
-silence-
Gojyo: Listen you little monkey, you're gonna get me another beer whether you like it or not!
Hakkai:-listens to fight in background- Ahhh, peaceful, ne?
Sanzo: It's grating on my nerves.
Hakkai: -smiles-
Sanzo: Your little love affair is getting out of hand! Get a room!
-silence-
Hakkai:Nice one, Sanzo.
Sanzo:I thought so, thanks. -SaiyukiKyouya: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, THEN CLONE YOU, THEN KILL ALL YOUR CLONES AND CLONE YOUR CLONES AND KILL YOUR CLONES AGAIN!! -Ouran High Host Club Fanfic, "Brotherly Love"Shuichi: Mmmm…it’s like a foodgasm!- Gravitation FanFic, "Oh, Fluffernutter!"

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"

GO ON MY POLL NOW! I NEED TO KNOW WHICH STORY YOU WANT ME TO TYPE UP OR YOU COULD CHOOSE WHEN YOU REVIEW!

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Stupid Racist People...

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

THE WORLD WILL END ON DECEMBER 21, 2012. WRITE YOUR WILL NOW. THERE WILL BE NO MERRY CHRISTMAS THAT YEAR. SORRY. T.T