If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven."

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

NEWS: 6/12/09 I am planning on posting a Twilight fan fiction that is a story version of my up-and-coming parody. I'm having the usual writer's block, so be patient if you're anxious to read it. I suck at writing stories, so if anyone actually likes it, I'll be quite shocked. My sister is a much better writer than me, so please visit her profile. Her username is keiraliz

"I see a pair of shoes I adore, and it doesn't matter if they have them in my size. I buy them anyway." Keira Knightley

"When in doubt, faint." Keira Knightley

"Here is your late welcome from the ditziest member of the site! lol takesdeepbreath You...have...met...Orli? ...GRRRR LUCKY YOU!! Dern. sigh" -HTR Forum user golfgoddess93

"THE MONKEY! I WANT...TO STUFF...THE MONKEY!" - Keira Knightley

FREE HUGS BY BARBOSSA!

London was AWESOME! We went to something called the London Dungeon. Scary, yet hilarious! There was this torture chamber place, and the lady there grabbed this guy out of the audience for demonstration. During one, she had these plier things and said, "Anyone know what this is for?" No one answered. "Well, I'll give you a hint. You can't use it on the ladies." Slightly inappropriate, but still HILARIOUS.

Then, about ten minutes later, we were in this 1700s courtroom thing, and this other guy went up to the stand.

Judge: What's your name?

Guy: Andy.

Judge: Where you from?

Andy: Essex.

Clerk: His crime is that he was caught prancing around the docks, dressed up as a woman, wearing a green dress, shouting to the sailors, "Come on, boys, you know you want it."

Judge: So Andy, do you like dressing up as a woman?

Andy: Only on the weekends.

Judge: Do you want to become a woman?

(Remembering torture chamber) Andy: No...

SECOND ROUND

Judge: How old are you?

Little boy: Um... I don't know.

Judge: He doesn't know...

Boy: Oh! I'm eight!

Judge: Where you from?

Boy: Um... England.

Judge: Well, that's specific. Crime?

Clerk: Today, he went around pinching ladies' bottoms, at a grand total of 366.

Judge: Do you like pinching ladies' bottoms?

Boy: No, it's disgusting!

Judge: Give it a few more years, you'll love it then. Not guilty!

LAST ROUND

Judge: What's your name?

Guy: I'm Alex.

Judge: Where you from, Alex?

Alex: Italy.

Judge: GUILTY!! (Bangs gavel loudly.)

Funniest thing I ever saw. Thank you, London Dungeon people!!

Rant of the Whenever-I-Get-the-Chance-to-Update: I don't really like fanfics that have Edward(as a vampire) Cullen fall in love with someone else after he leaves Bella in NEW MOON(such as Tanya. GAG). See, the thing is, once a vampire falls in love, he loves that person forever. Nothing can be done about it. So, say their mate gets destroyed. The vampire decides to go mate-for-mate(like Victoria), and then mopes around for the rest of their existence(like Marcus). So, Edward not loving Bella anymore is like saying Christmas no longer exists. It just ain't gonna happen.