| lilie-white |
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Luke: "Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Time's were simpler, kids didn't have sex, neighbors knew each other. It's a friggin' fairy tale. Things sucked then too, they just sucked without indoor plumbing." | |||||
1. Locker Room Blues reviewsPoor Mike Newton. If only he hadn't tried to sneak a peek at Bella in the locker room. Then maybe Edward wouldn't have used his head as a soccer ball… One-shot. Fluffy as a cottonball.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 12-29-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete