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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Fairy Tales, Wicked, and Merlin. Name: Wouldn't you like to know. Gender: Female Age:13 Height: Quite tall Weight: Not tellling! Hair: Short and a dark blonde, looks brown in winter, sticks up all over the place Skin: Very pale, usually covered in some form of substance created in an experiment Eyes: Blue-grey, good for glaring at people Hobbies: Writing, reading, art, experimentation and singing Favourite Colours: Black, purple, blood red, midnight blue, slimy green Favourite Animals: Rabbit, cat, snail, dragon, griffin, chimera, basilisk, unicorn Favourite Number: 13 Favourite Song: Changes from day to day Favourite Time of Day: VERY early morning (2am-5am) Favourite Mode of Transportation: Broomstick (Moth 1995 preferably) I am beginning a new story ('cos I'm flighty like that) I have decided to take a crack at the, much-overused 'Harry-goes-back-in-time-and-becomes-Salazaar-Slytherin' plotline, and see if I can make it work. This will be a serious story, featuring Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny as the Founders. And no, flaming it will not make it go away, so there. Ok, just so everyone knows, until my next flash of inspiration, Light and Shadows is officially on hiatus. And no amount of flaming will cause me to change my mind. Thank you to XSweet96 () for your review, I was so excited when I read it I emailed it to everyone I know! In response to your prompts, Petunia's infatuation with James is simply reading between the lines, as I portray her as a hopeless romantic, please note Merope Gaunt, it was the same basic idea, please give Harry Potter fanfiction a chance, there's a story called 'Altered Destinies' by one 'DobbyElfLord that looks right up your street. Also, thanks to darkangelofthyme for putting 'Eclipse' on your favourites, it's good to know someone likes my work other than my English teacher. Thank you to Holly Marie Fowl, I love your stories too, please write some more Holly/Artemis, I'm counting on you! And to all of you who've read my work, please review, I've always loved getting reviews, and will give them if I read your story. sampai jumpa! Hi! Thank you to everyone who's read my new story, the Shadow People, but I am going to point this out, it is already finished. I know it is unusually short, but it works, so please please please don't ask for more. I may decide to enlarge it, but this is not really the time for that. To everyone who has read and reviewed 'Light and Shadows', sorry, you'll have to wait a while. I'll be working hard on my classwork for the next few months, to improve my (abysmal) RE grades. I guess answering the question 'How do Christians prove God exists?' with 'He doesn't' really annoys Miss Torquemada, as I'm due for a very severe torture session at the hands of the KTS inquisition. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your but off. Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, crystaltokyo9849, Wicked Witch of the North If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile. My Favourite Characters (Harry Potter): 1. Hermione Granger 2. Luna Lovegood 3. Ginny Weasley 4. Remus Lupin 5. Lily Evans/Potter 6.Ron Weasey 7. Sirius Black 8.Minerva Mcgonnagal 9. Harry Potter 10.Lord Voldemort Have you read a 5/10 fic before? Lily Evans and Lord Voldemort! Yuck! That would scar me for life! Who writes that sort of thing anyway? Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? Ginny? Definitely NOT! Anyway, everyone knows she and Harry are destined for each other! What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant? Ron and Hermione? Rose and Hugo Weasley. Do you recall any good fics about 9? Good fics about Harry? Thousands! The clue is in the name of the series, Harry Potter. Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? Definitely NOT! Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, bad thoughts, bad thoughts. What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9? Remus and Mcgonnagal or Remus and Harry? I'd say the former At least she's a decent age and isn't in a relationship since Dumbledore died, Remus/Harry is just plain weird! What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship? Think he was dreaming, but tell Harry and Dumbledore that their girlfriends are cheating on them. Make a twenty word summary for a 2/6 fic. Luna has always adored Ron, but he seems oblivious, lost in Hermione’s arms, can Luna get her happily ever after? Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10? Remus and Voldemort? Dear Gods I hope not! Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic. Boy Advice, from Beyond the Grave What kind of plot would you use for 4/1? Due to a Time-Turner accident, Hermione finds herself stranded in the Marauders time, and falls in love with Remus, becoming an animagus along the way. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash? No, for the simple reason, my friends list is empty. Ifyou wrote a songfic about 10 what song would you use? Probably 'No One Mourns the Wicked' from Wicked, set just after his death. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Wicked Witch of the North If you think Harry and Ginny are perfect together, re-post this If you are against the fur trade, re-post this If you have ever been called a freak, re-post this, nobody deserves to be bullied, be proud that you are different. HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday. I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian. Iam the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men. I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me. I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males. Iam the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it. Iam the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind. I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'. I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love. IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS Nobody can say that love is wrong, no matter who feels it for who. I don't care what people say, everyone is allowed to love. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (My school doesn't DO popularity) I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. My Favourite Characters (Twilight): 1.Renesmee Cullen 2. Aro 3. Leah Clearwater 4. Vladimir 5. Stefan 6. Rosalie Hale 7. Alice Cullen 8. Jacob Black 9. Angela Weber 10.Zafrina Have you read a 5/10 fic before? Stefan/Zafrina? Who has written about EITHER of those characters? I just like cool minor characters! Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? Leah? I don't like girls that way, but will concede that she is not physically deformed What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant? Rosalie and Nessie? A case of Canon Rape so severe it would earn the author of the abysmal work several lifetimes on my flame-at-all-costs list Do you recall any good fics about 9? Good Angela fics? One, and I'm trying to write one. Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? Alice and Aro? She might be a good influence on him but otherwise...not a chance! What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9? Vladimir/Jacob or Vladimir/Angela? Definitely Angela-I couldn't break poor Nessie's heart like that! What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship? If Alice discovered Leah and Jacob in a secret relationship? Probably something painful for Jacob. Make a twenty word summary for a 2/6 fic. Rosalie is intrigued by the enigmatic Volturi leader; can she find the courage to tell him before he returns to Volterra? Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10? Vladimir and Zafrina? No. Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic. Blood and Chocolate What kind of plot would you use for 4/1? I wouldn't write one Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash? No, for the simple reason, my friends list is empty. Ifyou wrote a songfic about 10 what song would you use? Something fast, with a good beat and a nice, wild sort of tune Sipping Vodka A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you love your dad, post this on your profile. (Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.) Quotes 'We're being led by an idiot with a crayon!' Commander Root, Artemis Fowl and the Artic Incident 'Is this the moment?' Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 'For us, the great war is finito-a war that would be a damn sight simpler if we stayed in England and shot fifty thousand of our men a week' Captain Blackadder, Blackadder goes Forth 'Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing "Subtle plans are here again!"Ebeneezer Blackadder, Blackadder's Christmas Carol 'The path of my life is scattered with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd' Lord Blackadder, Blackadder the Second 'Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?' Edmund Blackadder, Blackadder III 'I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.' Edgar Allan Poe 'I majored in Ancient History. You have your own page in the ''Criminally Insane'' section.' -Trouble Kelp, AF Files 'He appears to have been killed to death' Anonymous 'DOOMED! They're all doomed. Notice I didn't say what kind of doom it was, so whatever happens to them, I will have predicted it. If you have reached the end of my profile, well done. If you have not, I know where you live! | |||||||
1. In Preteritus » reviewsHarry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny go back in time and become the Founders of Hogwarts. Follow them through their story and discover the truth about the Founders.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-8-09 - Published: 9-13-09 - Salazar S. & Harry P.2. An Anthology reviewsA collection of Harry Potter stories all adapted from other media. Next chapter in progress: V for VendettaHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-09 - Ginny W. & Harry P.3. Like Mother, Like Daughter reviewsMy name is Nessarose Tiggular. I am eleven years old. And I’m on the run from the law. Why? Even I don’t know. There is one person in the world that might be able to help me. And it’s her I’m running from.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-094. Perfect reviewsGalinda is perfect. Everyone tells her so, but she cannot shake off the feeling that she isn't...Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-25-09 - Glinda U. - Complete5. Light and Shadows » reviewsMerlin has been dragged along with Arthur on a hunting trip, when the two encouunter three rather strange people. As the mystery that is Lady Hermione deepens, can Merlin figure out her and her two companions, while keeping his magic secret?Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 1-8-096. The Shadow People reviewsI can see the way you look at me, hate me, fear me, revile me. I too was once like you, innocent, untainted by this cruel world. Once upon a time...Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete7. Remember MeWendell and Monica Wilkins' marriage was happy, yet childless. They had never had a child. Or rather, the child they didn't remember loved them enough to let them go. Thanks to Pendragona on Mugglenet for the idea. And for that matter, this summary.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Published: 12-30-08 - Hermione G. - Complete8. I Won't Say I'm In Love reviewsHolly is alone in her apartment, battling with her feelings for a certain Mud Boy...Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-18-08 - Holly S. & Artemis F. - Complete
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