eepness; c'est ma page de profil... 0_o'

i do not recommend that anyone reads this; it's like asking me a question. one should worry that i might actually answer.
id est. you have been warned if this thing creeps you out shitless.

"counting the seconds 'till i need you; counting the years until i see you."

So I noticed there's an HTML code button up there. I intend to spruce up the page with some insane coding, but until my procrastinating self gets around to that... >:D EDIT: I attempted it. It didn't work. The code bounces back. It applies the shit in the preview, but when I save, it reverts to basic formatting. Damn.

Uhm. I also noticed on the rules (yeah, I actually read those things...from time to time. XD) that I can't skip the capitalisation. -.- Perhaps it will be allowed on the profile page, because the rules only specifically mentioned the fanfics themselves, but I rather like my account. So perhaps later, once any mods that may or may not be here have cleared their suspicions of me being a spammer.

Oh yes, and before I had an account, I reviewed a lot of people's fics under "eirin799". Have fun.

and now any potential readers ask, "who the fuck are you?"
--I'm eirin799. Some people call me Erin or Danika. Neither is my name. I don't know what my name is. The closest I know to a name is eirin799, so if you wish to refer to me, kindly address me as such.
--I reside in Cupertino, California, much to my displeasure, and I want to hack into the location thing at the top of this page that says "United States". Not sure how to, yet. Yes, I sounded like an amateur hacker there. I have hacking experience. Both online and off. (Offline hacking meaning a lot of shit with lockers/combination locks. Messed with someone's locker four times, each within a day of them switching their lock.) For your own good, do not doubt my skills.
--My home is somewhere else. The only places I have ever "lived" are at two schools I'll refer to them as "Mutc." and "Gla.", if anyone that knows me personally and can identify said schools cares. If I name them, some people will virtualy slap me from 6000 miles away.
--I am female and of a constantly changing age. Deal with it. My ethnicity is Indonesian and I'm a Canadian citizen.
--If you think I'm a guy, prepare for annihalation. Although I do indeed realise I look like one with my hair down. 0_o'
--Video game obsessions: Fire Emblem Eight/Sacred Stones; Etrian Odyssey (it's really underrated, I don't expect anyone to have heard of it). I also play Fire Emblem Seven/Blazing Sword, though since it's on a ROM I can't play it as often. I've played a hell of a lot more, but you know. (Firstly, I have only a DS. A second random note: the one Zelda game I have played utterly sucks. So there's no converting me.) Those are the only ones I ever plan to write. Although a Guitar Hero fic would probably be very interesting.
--Book obsessions: Virtually anything by Neil Gaiman, who is the world's most pwn author (except Stardust, which I just find cliché), especially the Sandman series of comics and Neverwhere; Paradise Lost by John Milton (still part-way through reading it, though... hehe.); Ranger's Apprentice series by John Flanagan (written for younger audiences, yes, but I couldn't resist the battle tactics).
--Music taste: Obscure dark/gothic rock. What some people call "symphonic metal". Nightwish. Evanescence. Within Temptation. That sort of shit. Fall Out Boy's older stuff (like the songs from From Under the Cork Tree and Take This to Your Grave). Other songs also listened to have some significance and are generally kept on the mp3 and/or ipod (one was recieved to replace the other, but i'm still using both XD) for the hell of the memories.
--Hobbies/Passions: Writing. No shit, eh? T'is my life... my passion. Keeps me alive, though some other things/people inspire me to write... (Though I generally don't write fanfiction... I'm more of the original fiction type. Currently working on my first fanfiction, actually...); Drawing what I call "alternative manga"; being on the internets (enter-narnia.com. awesome forum, awesome people; I'm not even a hardcore Narnia freak. Though I have to tone down the vulgar language on there...)...
--Idols in life: Neil Gaiman; Tuomas Holopainen. I don't know why, aside from the fact that they're both pwnsome writers. :D
--Where you can find me, should you ever have the urge: pretty much anywhere you find an "eirin799". enter-narnia.com; a lot of completely dead forums; deviantart (haven't uploaded anything there in ages, though...); some other websites you'll never find by google (thank goodness for simple machines forums.).

and what else about myself am i to put on this page...?
"What do you want to know?" may be a more appropriate question.
...But hey.
--I don't do paste-y things on the profile. It doesn't mean I don't support any of these righteous causes, but they take up too much room and there are too many of them.
--Friends on here include Maia of the Moon and Waltz of a Supernova. The latter found my account. I didn't know he'd get a notice if I favourited his poem. The former, I have no clue if she's found me yet. Fodeth is my little brother (not literally, but you know), and Magenta of the Shadows is another friend. Sunny something Moonlit River--I know her, can't say she's a friend, but we've been... getting along. Ish. So acquaintances. Or something of those likes. Although she's currently pissed at me and Waltz. Which I accept responsibility for, because it was wholly my fault. eh...heh. Fenros is another friend, whom I know from CTY-- "nerd camp" that geeks test to get into. :p
--I've also got me two other buddies on fanfiction: MonkeySaru and TheAmberLion. We've met online on enter-narnia. XD This is making me sound like I'm part of a vast social network. I'm not. I'm antisocial. And just a crip (terminology defined in .hack//ai buster 1.) on enter-narnia, so I get to know a shitload of users.
--Be warned, for I am an archery addict. Don't practice it myself (wish I did, never had or cannot find the opportunity...)
--Again, be warned, for I think villain-stus rock. I tend to create them. Mainly in my original fiction though.
--Centaurs pwn. End of story.
--If you find within yourself a pressing desire to know something else about me, I'm just a PM away. Or listen to "Nemo" by Nightwish and see if that clears up anything. It is epically me-- every single fucking line, if you replace each instance "Nemo" is used with whatever my name may be. Although people have been saying that it only confirms their suspicions that I'm an emo in denial. 0_o' :p Nah, I'm just... wholly evil, somewhat insane, infinitely insensitive, utterly emotionless with a grand total of one exception.

eep...
here goes things i'm modeling off my friends' profiles. which are, really, the only way i know what to write on this here page. >.>

favourite characters:
Fire Emblem Eight/Sacred Stones:
--Marisa. There's an uncanny series of shared personality traits between us. Except in weapon choice. (:p to broadsword overratedness) And helpless awkwardness in conversation, hehe: "Do you like sociable women? Okay then, I'll be sociable." ... "I've been practicing being sociable. Hello, Gerik! Lovely day for a battle, isn't it?"
--Knoll. Everyone's favourite evil-guy-turned-good with a lot of hidden, forbidden knowledge. Less cliché than I made it sound, though. Interaction with Lute are pretty hot/cute whatever it's called. Maybe because I can relate. "Would you mind not stalking me like that? Of course I've noticed. You've been at my back for days! I can't help but notice!"
--Forde. Personal reasons. 0_o' (id est. he looks uncannily like someone awesome. Even if Maia and Magenta say said "awesome person" looks more like Rennac.) (let's just put it this way: if you want to call me fangirl, it's to knoll's personality/forde's appearance. and knoll's voice if i'm imagining it accurately enough.)
Fire Emblem Seven/Blazing Sword:
--Ephidel. The oh-so-awesome guy who abides by his beliefs to the very end. The Black Fang's beliefs. He's just awesome. But he dies...! Nuuuuuuu...!!
--Rath. He's an archer and in the minority. But people have to stop fukken pairing him with Lyn... I mean, sure, they're both of the same culture, but are people going to be that racist?!
--Erk. Perhaps. Perhaps not. But hey. He'd be awesome without his inner "charming" self. He's fine with the rough outer shell. XD
--Leila. But again, like Eph, they had to kill her... :( Let's just say, spies are cool. Expecially if they're semi-evil themselves. Heh, reminds me of a crazy roleplay I did once with Maia.
Fire Emblem Eleven/Shadow Dragon:
--Frey. I have no clue why. I just sort of... started battling using him. And kept on battling using him. But then there's Navarre. Who may be even more pwn. Who knows? On the whole, however, I think the GBA Fire Emblem games had better characters.
--Jeorge. The only good-looking guy in the game. 0_o And an awesome bow user. XD
--Castor, but only due to his hunter-ness.
--Wrys. Again, no fucking clue why.
Etrian Odyssey:
--I'm sorry, but there's not really anyone I can say. I mean, it has virtually no characters, with its rp-style dungeon-based theme... I mean, you create your own characters. So I'd be ranting about my Gary-Stu OC that I hate. Even though I created him to be a protagonist. And now I'm planning on killing him.
Sandman:
--Destiny of the Endless. Come on. He's the eldest. The wisest. It's mysterious guy all over again. Knoll, anyone? And really, over half of the Death-obsessed are just overeager fanboys. XD
--Despair of the Endless. I...guess... I mean, I like her personality. But the fact that she's always naked is a bit weird.
--Delirium of the Endless. Kind of. Her incoherency is cool. And it sort of makes sense, too. Doing a Caramelldansen for her and Death... >:D
Ranger's Apprentice:
--Halt. He's the most famous of the Corps! He fought on the enemy(Temujai)'s side once! He's a gifted tactician! He's an expert archer! He's antisocial! He's just awesome!
--Orman. Again, the studious, quiet, withdrawn guy. Wrongly accused of an usuper to the throne's crime... Come on, you know how much he rules.
--Erak. Vicious berserker!! W00t! Crazyinsane Oberjarl!!

least favourite characters:
Fire Emblem Eight/Sacred Stones:
--Tana. For all the "Princesses can fight too, Innes!" and the "Tana pwns Neimi!"/"Neimi pwns Tana!" debates she's spawned.
--Ismaire. The least she could have is some characterization other than "she's so fukken hot that the Grado guy Carlisle falls in love with her, and then Joshua and his friends go and kill Mommy and she's dead."
--Lute. "Prodigy" this, "prodigy" that. Someone cure her of her narcissism. She doesn't even have the skill to have the right to be a prodigy.
--L'Arachel. This "divine warrior princess" can stop taking credit for her bodyguard's work any time she wishes. And she could also giggle slighty less.
Fire Emblem Seven/Blazing Sword:
--Lyndis. She's not that fukken hot, all you crazed fanboys!! And she's a Mary-Sue!
--Florina. If she's going to join the army, she should at least get over her fear of guys. And what the hell is wrong with her sprite?!
--Serra. Maybe someone should shove something up her asshole and see if she shuts her arrogant mouth. And what the hell is with treating her escort like a slave?
--Lowen. He can't even see because his hair is obscuring his eyes. No wonder he's horrible in battle.
Fire Emblem Eleven/Shadow Dragon:
--Lena.
Sandman:
--Desire of the Endless. Maybe sie can get over hir differences with Dream. Maybe sie can just get over hirself.
--Dream of the Endless. I know, the main character. But still. No personality flaws, just a bit too many Gary-Stu characteristics and tortured/killed too many ex-girlfriends for my liking.
Ranger's Apprentice:
--Alyss. Can anyone say, "Mary-Sue"? She's...okay...when not around Will, though, I guess.
--Delia. So Will's lonely and vulnerable after getting his first assignment. So she takes advantage of it... And Rangers aren't even supposed to be friendly with the townsfolk!

pairings i am writing/write/plan to write. keep in mind i've never considered cuteness and never plan to. ...if you get the ideas from here, remember to credit back here. i'm just saying, if you thought them through yourself, it's fine, but if you just decided mine would be fun to write...
for Fire Emblem Eight/Sacred Stones:
--KnollxMarisa. It works... Currently writing. :D We'll see if is turns out okay...
--FordexSyrene. I changed plans from FordexMarisa, which I planned a very, very long time ago and foresaw a phaelure with.
--KylexEirika. End of story.
--CormagxNeimi? Think about it. Both rather sensitive...
--GlenxSelena? I know it's not at all original, but...
--RossxVanessa?! I thought it through but forgot what I thought about.
--SalehxTethys. Works very, very well... :D I'm proud of this one. Teacher and student's (much) older sister. It's pwn and you know it. And it even keeps Gerik to Marisa. If I ever want to write that. Probably not though, due to overuse
for Neverwhere:
--deCarabasxHunter. I just thought that up randomly while doing my homework. May/may not work, but the first thoughts it brings to mind seem cool. (speaking of which, homework + listening to caramelldansen = fun...!)

--yes, i am planning to write only hetero at this time. the reasons are that i don't know how to write yaoi/yuri and that i'm trying to make a point for some characters who are always thought to be gay for no apparent reason. it does not mean i am homophobic.--

pairings i dislike strongly. i'll still read fics with said pairings (these are for romance by the way...), but these pairings do tend to be at best vaguely irritating. and i won't be writing these anytime soon.
for Fire Emblem Eight/Sacred Stones:
--KylexForde. I just don't see either of them being gay. And people seem to have a problem with "the knights of the same country must like each other". This pairing in particular is also just... certainly my least favourite. (I've also noticed there's near nothing hetero on FF for Forde...)
--EphraimxEirika and all the other siblings/parents/etcetera. Please, no incest...?
--MyrrhxAnyone. First off, she'd be at least 11900 years older than them, allowing for them to be 100 years of age. Secondly, she's the Great Dragon, not a girl. (funny to imagine: what if she transformed during intercourse? XD my perverted mind...no, i'm fine with interspecies, but within reasonability.)
--ArturxLute. Their personalities just don't mix.
--JoshuaxNatasha. She wouldn't like his gambling. He would only want her for her body, and I can see him gambling her for it. ("Should I rape her, or should I not?") I hate imagining this pairing because I end up feeling bad for Natasha. :(
--EirikaxLyon. There's only regret in that. Regret and longing is okay, but 1) Let's not have any more necromancy; it's what started the entire war that's the plot of the game, and 2) Let's not have any necrophelia either, because that's not an Eirika-ish thing to do. That, and remember that the prince is semi-possessed-demon. This is a good example of unreasonable interspecies. 0_o'
--No, I don't mind this one...well...perhaps a little, but just a quick question: What's with the French Fire Emblem fics and GlenxValter?!
for Fire Emblem Seven/Blazing Sword:
--KentxSain. See KylexForde.
--FlorinaxAnyMaleCharacter. She... hates guys. Come on.
for Ranger's Apprentice:
--WillxAlyss. Agh. He's too good for her, even if she does have incredible looks.
--HaltxPauline. What the fuck. It sounds interesting. But it's more random than anything else. I mean, Halt? Affectionate? Although the first book is partly about Halt openin up to feelings. But really. Apprentice feelings are... comraderie. Nothing more. Hm, HaltxGilan? Uhh. I don't know. Maybe.

stereotype sheet time!! these things pwn.
all the first bits are true. all the second bits are not.
i understand this is a bit... long and weird. you get a cookie if you read the whole thing.

--I play/am obsessed with Fire Emblem, so I must be male.
--I play Etrian Odyssey, so I must be incapable of playing action games/have no life.
--I read Sandman (as much as possible despite parental ban), so I must be macabre.
--I read Ranger's Apprentice, so I must be nothing more than a poser pretending to like medieval shit.
--I read .hack//, so I must play an MMORPG addictively/like anime and manga as a whole.
--I write original fantasy, so I must be going through a writing "phase".
--I draw "alternative" manga, so I must be an anime junkie.
--I am obsessed with ancient weaponry (ancient being before gunpowder had become widely popular in combat), so I must... No. Wait. All stereotypes I am able to think of that are associated with said obsession indeed apply. XD
--I listen to Nightwish and Within Temptation, so I must be goth/emo/that sort of label.
--I listen to Fall Out Boy's older shit..."Take This To Your Grave", for example...(because their new stuff absolutely sucks), so I must be a suicidal freak.
--I have over 7000 posts on enter-narnia.com's forums, so I must really like Narnia/spam a lot.
--I'm ridiculously indecisive (heh), so I must be "asexual". (some people have actually assumed this. -.-)
--I possibly/probably support/believe the Otherkin movement, so I must be a devil-worshipping heathen who must be burned/lynched.

original characters.

Do you really want to know? I have over 20...and none of them will ever work their way into a fanfiction. steal the names and you die a painful death. the personalities? meh. XD

...a few, from my original fantasy (f:boal): eirin the obsessive ranger, midnyyhet the gary-stu who i hate, aeris the likeable idiot, ekoh the "hot" (bleh) necromancer guy, auria the healer and random pacifist whose name i have to change because someone hijacked her...stole her completely...and claims the character is "hers"...(DX), arcanah the oracleish girl who can speak to hawks, justyss the random idiot who was created to be a generic person who made up the masses of arca but is now just a fucktard, russch the antisocial weaponsmith with a very strange background, aunyxx the arrogant heir to the tribe, incehndhyuus the weird dude with the heavy blade, ekhlypse the "not goth" girl, alder-whose-name-i-have-to-change-because-i-met-someone-with-that-name-who-was-a-jerk the head of council of arca, levanter the really really old pacifist leader, caleihgaa (or finite, depending on how long you've known about my characters) the awesomely pwn evil guy who's the gary-stu's brother and a villain-stu himself, volcaan the half-brother of the 'stus who was killed and then resurrected by the necromancer, altuhssohn the epic ranger, eternnhyte the blond-girl-from-the-second-battalion, ea the dyslexic and dysgraphic commander of the sixth battalion, and sedeth the pwn noctian general.

I roleplay (mainly with Maia), so I have a rather lot of original characters for fanbases. Especially if you're counting this utterly insane thing originally from Narnia. Which has, uhh... at last count, the four Pevensies as canon characters, and about eighteen OCs. Although the last count was before some new characters were added.

Oh, and an OC I'm planning to incorporate into a Ranger's Apprentice fic. She's Orman and a Pictan raider's daughter. Orman was about fourteen or fifteen when she was conceived. Crazy disfunctional family much...? And she's madly in love with Erak. And the pairing works. And she was offered an apprenticeship to become a Ranger due to her nearly up-to-par unseen movement and tracking skills, but she refused... because she thinks bows are dainty and useless. (me: gasp, how could she slander archery so?)
I manage to incorporte this all somehow without making her a Sue.
And she, as of now, has no name.

...satisfied? XD

Private messages and emails (eirin799@gmail.com) always welcome, including from total strangers, unless you're spamming me. No, I don't know what you can expect, either.

I plan to further this page at another time, picking out all the obvious swears for Monkey's sake so she doesn't get banned from FF (besides, I probably owe her a favour.). And I have to make Kat look like stupid, because I apparently tried too hard not to. Yes, I am intentionally misinterpreting something she told me. :p Until I do so, enjoy it as it is, occasional vulgar words and all...

a last thought: a/s/l = the fire emblem weapon triangle.
(because i drove myself nuts trying to find the original meaning and finaly came up with this.)

à la prochaine,
--err/eirin799
april 26, 2009.