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1. Flight of the Hummingbird » reviews

Four months after the end of 'Bird Cloth', Nagayoshi moves on with her life. An event leads her to learn about her origins: her parents and her unknown part of her past. Kakuzu, however, blames himself for the many misfortunes his adoptive sister had to experience and has to deal with yet a new partner. WARNING: lots of gory violence, suggestive themes. Kisame/OC.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,275 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-17-13 - Published: 11-20-10 - Kisame H. & Hidan

2. To Boldly Go » reviews

Sick of Nagayoshi's unsocial behavior and spoiled upbringing, Kakuzu introduced his stepsister to his close friend, Kisame. Not the right occupation for socializing lessons, but could be the right guy for her. Police AU. KisaOC. Will turn M in time.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-14-11 - Published: 6-10-11 - Kisame H.

3. Bird Cloth » reviews

Nagayoshi: A very androgynous orphan girl with apple addiction and specializes in lightning-based jutsu. Kakuzu: A masked violent S-ranked criminal with money addiction and emotional problems. These two people meet and call themselves siblings. They change each other and others around them. They live, they learn, they grow. WARNING: violence, suggestive themes.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,660 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 11-13-10 - Published: 10-18-09 - Kakuzu - Complete

4. クジラ: The Cetacean Goofball » reviews

It is now summer and Kisame's nephew comes for a summer vacation and to be trained to be an Akatsuki by joining missions along with duo seniors. He shall expect mayhem and extremity. TobiXOC. PeinXOC. High insanity level. CRACK. DISCONTINUED.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,735 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-4-10 - Published: 7-2-09 - Kisame H. & Akatsuki - Complete

5. Aliens Roll Out! » reviews

The Cons and DNAliens are joining forces to accomplish their goal in destroying the Earth. The Autobots will have to work together with Ben and his comrades to save mankind and Earth. DISCONTINUED

Crossover - Ben 10 & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-4-10 - Published: 8-18-09 - Ben T. & Optimus Prime - Complete

6. Kakuzu: Threeshots of the Way Back » reviews

Witness the past of young Kakuzu through rough childhood, cruel youth, and ironic adulthood. He was not as strong and gruff as he is today...because even the worst criminals started small. Warning: violence.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,387 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-27-10 - Published: 7-23-09 - Kakuzu - Complete

7. Japan's Messages reviews

DRABBLE After the bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima, Japan returns to his allies. In Italy's arms, he said his last message.

Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-10-09 - Japan & N. Italy - Complete

8. To Punish and Enslave reviews

Barricade is a police car. He hates every single thing about being a police. Except...He likes the chasing though. Since he can do what he's born to do... A one-shot of brother Barricade :D

Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-8-09 - Barricade - Complete

9. Pumpkin Mask Origins reviews

Who is Tobi? Where is he came from? HOW does he exist? What ties he has with the infamous Madara Uchiha? Well...the Uchiha himself holds the answer and he's sharing it with us.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-31-09 - Madara U. & Obito U./Tobi

10. Moribundity reviews

She coughed and she hacked...she is clearly dying. Tobi's worst nightmare comes out of dreamland and haunts him until the day begins again. Major TobiXOC. A little touch of lime. OOC.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-09 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete

11. Revival reviews

After sacrificing himself, Klaatu disintegrates and considered dead. But Gort rises back with something in its hands. Something that Helen couldn't swallow... A Oneshot.

The Day The Earth Stood Still - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-29-09 - Complete

12. I Spy Round 2: Ace, King, and Queen » reviews

Another round of I Spy. But it ain't get any normal! Tobi and Madara's relative is an alien; Kakuzu falls for the alien visitor; Hidan's got kids; Itachi & Deidara just won't stop fighting and Kisame & Sasori had to suffer. Zetsu...he's still hungry...

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,890 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 6-29-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Akatsuki - Complete

13. October 10 Exists, January 19 Shouldn't Have reviews

Kushina had not just gave birth to Minato's splitting image, but hers too. But fate separated them with the help of the beast. Now the truth remains silent. One-shot. Thanks to Alda MN!

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-9-09 - Minato N. & Kushina U. - Complete

14. Akatsuki iTunes They like to move it! Move it! » reviews

A parody of many catchy tunes you find on TV. Chap 1 is Discovery Channel's 'Boom De Yada' song. Chap 2 is Tiny Toon's theme. Accepting requests and suggestions. Rate changed due to swear words. Fun intended!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-14-09 - Published: 2-26-09 - Obito U./Tobi & Akatsuki

15. The Armpit of Justice » reviews

Akatsuki was having fun under the sun when suddenly Kisame was found unconscious, with two shot marks on his neck! Then Pein gives himself up to be executed. The Akatsuki meets its nemesis organization! Rated T for violence, language, and complex topics.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,739 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 3-20-09 - Madara U. & Akatsuki - Complete

16. Rock n' Thunderolla! reviews

It was a stormy night, and Tobi didn't like it. Afraid, he went to his friend's room for protection. Subtle, slight TobiXOC. Fluff...I suppose...

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-09 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete

17. The Puppeteer's Night reviews

Tobi and Yoru was having a midnight snack when they notice that Sasori was in the living room. Deidara had told them to leave him alone, but they didn't. Crack-ish oneshot. Yoru is my OC, btw...

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-12-09 - Sasori & Obito U./Tobi - Complete

18. Red Cloud Nox » reviews

Yoru, my OC, is a girl with powers that are un-ninja-like. Madara takes interest on her and recruits her. But first she must pass two tests first, each with its own difficulty. Will she be able to pass the tests and join the criminal organization?

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-6-09 - Akatsuki - Complete

19. The Discovery: A Torch Being Passed » reviews

2k7 movie. Continuation of Arctic Banana's 'The Discovery'. The Decepticons haven't been to Earth before & since it's their first time, they made a lot of mistakes & always late to run away. Check out their adventure in the wild weather & deadly phenomeno

Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 1-9-09 - Starscream & Blackout - Complete

20. Honey, I Shrunk the Akatsuki! » reviews

Pein had a new gun and shrinks the Akatsuki, save for him and Konan. Madara had to lead the nine Lilliput minions across the enlarged HQ to find the gun and return to their normal size. Sequel of 'I Spy'. 90% craziness and fun! Rated for language.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 2-21-09 - Madara U. & Akatsuki - Complete

21. I Spy » reviews

Madara & Tobi bought small hidden cameras to be used to spy on the Akatsuki secret private life inside their rooms. Madara & Tobi saw many things they didn't wish to see & slowly created a squad from people who busted them. HUGE OOC and insanity beware!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,784 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 1-17-09 - Madara U. & Obito U./Tobi - Complete

22. 18 Ways To Make Kisame Use His Samehada on You reviews

Title says it; it's a prank list story! Enjoy and review!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-12-09 - Kisame H. - Complete

23. 22 Ways To Make Itachi Use His Amaterasu On You reviews

OMG...torture stories are the best to make you laugh for hours. Who's with me! This time is Itachi! And new record! He has the most number of pranks!

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-19-09 - Itachi U. & Akatsuki - Complete

24. Just About Anyone in Naruto Blogs » reviews

Community website is hot in the Naruto universe, just like when we first discover Friendster, MySpace or FaceBook. Some of the rookie nine found reading the blogs amusing. See what truths they found in the blogs!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,154 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 12-18-08 - Naruto U. - Complete

25. 18 Ways To Make Zetsu Flying Off the Handle reviews

Torture story no. 4! This is for the plant guy, Zetsu. Made in only 20 minutes! He's suprisingly easy...

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-09 - Zetsu - Complete

26. Transformers Robbery Alarms reviews

Rewritten. How will both Autobots and Decepticons sound when there's a hijacker...hijacking them?

Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete

27. 16 Ways To Make Kakuzu Going Ape reviews

Wahahaha! Another torture story from me! To my Wallet Guy, Kakuzu! I love you!

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-09 - Kakuzu - Complete

28. 15 Ways to Make Pein Go Ballistic reviews

Yet another torture fic! This one is dedicated for the leader of Akatsuki who has six bodies, Pein/Pain.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-30-08 - Pain/Pein - Complete

29. I Dreamed of My Father reviews

7 year old Naruto still suffered the same issues even with his parents by his side. Minato stands up for his dear son and...what's this? A photograph? Naruto's three friends and himself found an astounding truth. A oneshot.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-28-08 - Naruto U. & Minato N. - Complete

30. Tobi's Rhyme For His Friends reviews

Akatsuki has nothing to do and Tobi just can't say enough. So one day he made a song for them, each with a rhyme. How does his song sound? Click the title and you'll know. Btw, figure the tune yourself. Reviews, please?

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-25-08 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete

31. Kakashi's Blog reviews

Welcome to Kakashi's very mind! Let's see what he said to his blog and the harsh comments on the people he knows. R&R onegai shimasu!

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-17-08 - Kakashi H. - Complete

32. 20 Ways To Get On Deidara's Nerves reviews

Just for fun. If you're a prankster, I'm sure you want to know how to annoy him. My first fic, bad summary, but the content I guarantee will be good.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-08 - Deidara - Complete