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Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, D.Gray-Man, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
I seriously don't know how long has it been since I last updated. XD
Someone should seriously sue Walt Disney for making every girl believe she has a prince charming.
Cracks in the concrete remind us that no matter how strong we are we break.
He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
You can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later.
Never regret what once made you smile.
Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
The difference between humour and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts
Life is not passing me by, it is trying to run me over.
Shock me... say something intelligent.
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege.
Remember what you just said because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and then you'll be sorry.
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to make it work again.
When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets.
Sometimes I lay awake at night and ask myself, "Where did I go wrong?" and a voice answers back, "When you decided to shoot the idiots rather than blow them up and got us thrown in jail."
Smile - make people wonder what you're up to.
Life is full of risks. It requires you to jump. Don't be afraid of the unknown, be afraid of never getting the chance to discover it.
If the truth will set you free, why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room for the next two weeks?!
If aliens are looking for intelligent life then Earth has nothing to worry about.
Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Call me crazy and prepare to be laughed at for being right.
The evening news is where they begin by saying 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why its not.
If you think it can't get any worse its probably because you lack sufficient imagination.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Most teenagers would have a meltdown if you called them a freak. However, I will simply ask, "What was your first clue?"
That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you
I'm the person you're mother warned you to avoid making friends with.
When the giant fluffy bunnies take over the world, I am NOT saving your ass.
It's all fun and games until the other person looses their sanity.
At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second is five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first.
Happiness is when the dentist says it won't hurt a bit, and then gets his hand caught in the drill.
I like you; when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless while the others are suffering.
I please only one person a day; today is not you're day and tomorrow isn't looking so good either.
I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound that they make as they go by.
I'm not insane, and my hand puppets agree with me.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
If God intended for man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes.
I swear, I didn't run into it! The pole moved on its own!
If you know for a fact you have an evil monkey living in your closet, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm not paranoid - WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Flying is simple; just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Beware! For my place of employment has give me a new weapon - the BUBBLE WRAP - OF DOOM!!
The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it get me!
There's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is still wrong but much faster!
Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.
Just because your not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corner of my room in search of what some might call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, I may not return alive.
If several imanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you talk to yourself, put this in your profile.
If you have ever heard a voice in your head that belongs to someone of the opposite gender, put this in your profile.
If you have ever seriously contemplated what it would be like if you were a member of the opposite gender, put this in your profile.
If you have ever seriously contemplated what it would be like if someone you know took over the world, put this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when someone asks for it copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
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