Help
Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search
Killer Barbie
Feed . Send Message. Subscribe . Favorite
email: Email
since: 02-27-02, id: 177083
country: Netherlands
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings.

08/30 - Scrap what I said at the last update, obviously. It's all been a little more hectic than I thought it would be, and school starts tomorrow. Fortunately this week I have short days, and part of the chapter is done, at least. I hope I can get it finished soon.
08/15 - Back from france, have had great fun. Working on the next IOHITF chapter again. Hoping I can have it done in a week or so.
07/12 - Right, okay, so I just heard we're off on a holiday for about three weeks from July 22 to August something-or-other. This slightly interferes with my plans of updating within the span of a month, but I'll see what I can do from the beaches of Southern France. Fear not, I will be back.
07/05 - IOHITF updated, and have started on the next chapter. With a little luck, I'll have it done within a month.
06/15 (2004) - Important note to all my readers - You all will have noticed the complete and utter lack of updates over the past half year, if not longer. This does not, I repeat, this does NOT mean that I have quit writing. As I mentioned earlier, my family life is more important right now. It's been turned upside-down, inside-out in the nastiest possible way, and it looks like it's not going to get any better any time soon. In fact, the expectations are that it will get worse. Some emotional situations have a lot of impact on you as a person, and this is one of them. My sources of inspiration and my energy in general are all but drained, and writing anything is hard. The only things I''ve managed to post lately are a few poems and a short story on my FictionPress account, if you're interested. I am still writing on IOHITF, and for the moment that will be the only fic I'll be working on. I'm hoping to get the next chapter up within the span of a month (FINALLY), but I can't make any promises. My finals being next week I should get more time to breathe and sort things out a bit more, and sit down to write fan fiction again. My sincerest apologies to everyone reading my fics, I hate to keep all you guys waiting. I appreciate every single review and would like to thank everyone here, in case the next update gets even more delayed. I just hope I can get myself together again for a bit when my summer holiday starts. Much love and care to everyone, and a few words of advice: Carpe Diem and never be afraid to tell your loved ones how much you care for them, just say it as often as you can, whenever you feel you should. Say it today, say it right now, ten times right after another if you want to- you can't say it too often, and you might not get another chance tomorrow.
11/15 (2003) - I'm sorry to say that I currently have very little time to write or update. Those things I've been working on have been frozen for the moment, due to circumstances in my personal life. I'm sorry if you expected an update one of these days, but at the moment my family is really more important.
5/7 - Check out http://www.livejournal.com/users/elvea_aure
1/28 - Birthday today. Being royally spoiled by everyone I know. Got cool pressies. Congratulated Elijah Wood and am stuffing self with chocolate. All in all a very good day.
1/18 - Violins rule. Stuff it.

I'm Amanfalathiel a.k.a. Goddess of all Good, Vengeance and Arrogance a.k.a. Her Royal B*tchiness a.k.a. Wicked Bitch a.k.a. (Professional) Swimcap a.k.a. Killer Barbie a.k.a. Walking Tolkien Encyclopedia a.k.a. Miss Ace a.k.a. Madam Mope a.k.a. Young Padawan a.k.a. The Lady of the Lake a.k.a. (water)nimph a.k.a. Elf a.k.a. Dragon a.k.a. Drelf (dragon-elf) a.k.a. Amy a.k.a. Scyzophrenic Maniac a.k.a. Freak of Nature a.k.a. Meneltári a.k.a. Mîr-e-Mantur a.k.a. Elvealauregaladriel a.k.a. Elvy a.k.a. Evalaurel a.k.a. Fyrina a.k.a. Rosa a.k.a. Feodyna a.k.a. Grargnath a.k.a. the Blue Ringwraith a.k.a. Sméagirl a.k.a. Ayiriánya a.k.a. Lúthya a.k.a. Lilly a.k.a. Lila a.k.a. Über-muse a.k.a. weird.

Me in a nutshell:
-I'm Dutch.
-I am very old... (okay, only 17 but am currently feeling old as I'm sitting in the computer classroom doing nothing and watching the freshmen (=11-year-olds) take classes)
-I have blond hair
-I have green-grey eyes with a sun thingie in it.
-I love linguistics.
-Blue and silver are my favorite colours
-I love animals, especially white tigers... they've got the coolest blue eyes... blue eyes... *sigh*
-I love water and (synchronized!) swimming
-I like sports in general
-I have a lot of hobbies and interests which are all listed on my LJ profile and I'm too lazy to copy them right now. Go figure. ;-)

My LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/elvea_aure/

Projects

Currently working on a fic with Aspiring Elf Girl, I'm co-authoring her story Cloaked Rivalry. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1096814

Chaos, panic, disorder, my work is done here... : A real-life fic about my school, the parallel universe to Middle-earth. Non-fiction on a fiction website. Find out who Sauron really is...
Will be updated as soon as I get my lazy ass to sit down and write.

Elvea's Essay On Why Glorfindel Is Evil: The essay that is not to be taken serious... or is it? Labelled as Humor/Parody for a good reason. Purists (like myself) can enjoy it as long as they realise that it's purely for amusement. V. retarded amusement, by the way.
One-chapter story. A sequel on Glorfindel is not to be expected, althoug there will be a new essay.

Highschool Elvea's POV: The diary parallel to Endomiel's; the Goddess of Evil. Follow the Goddess of Good as she goes to Highschool in Middle-earth and discovers that a real life can be complicated, and that being a Goddess isn't so simple. Chaos ensues. Endomiel's perspective can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=683203
Story is currently in the freezer, for various reasons.

I am the One Ring: Poem, from the Ring's perspective. Written for school but turned out to be good.
One chapter, simply because I don't believe in sequels to poems. Wouldn't even know how to, unless I did other characters.

IOHITF: My favorite work so far. The story that not only mocks Mary Sues, but Legolas also. Actually it was written with Legolas-mockery as main purpose. Sounds evil, turns out to be a lot of fun. Recommended by the authoress. (Guess who =P)
Next update: Finally gotten around to writing the next chappie (called 'Sweet Dreams').

Unlooked for: My first aim at slash, or at least, slash will be suggested. An Éomer/Legolas pairing (going against the cliché) following the line of the BOOKS, not the movies. It's not an AU, it's the result of musings about what could have happened. One of my personal favorites, I recommend it.
Currently frozen as fan fiction is not my main priority at the moment.
Has also been posted at www.meduseld.com

Check out my original fiction at http://www.fictionpress.net/profile.php?userid=177083 !

Other projects: Apart from the stories posted on this ID and my original fiction on FictionPress.net not really anything. I've had some offers to put my fics on other pages as well, but have declined most of them, because I want to be able to keep track. I am working on a Faramir fic that has major potential, just for the idea alone. If I get the time to write it, that is. Then there's the new essay, another humorous one. I'm also working on an original fantasy, but that one is far off to be posted. My website is a constant work in progress, but slowly improving. Currently all my writings are listed there (including things not published elsewhere), there's yet another me-profile, there are several self-made drawings and other stuff. Go check it out! There is a one-chapter vignette in becoming about Elladan and Elrohir, and a short ficlet that shows that Pokémon and LotR don't mix. Don't ask.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. IOHITF or It Only Happens In The Fanfic » reviews
WARNING: contains Legolasmocking. Elena ends up in Middleearth and meets Legolas, but they don't even like each other. In fact, they HATE each other, but they end up being stuck together on her journey home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,576 - Reviews: 287 - Updated: 7-4-04 - Published: 9-24-02 - Legolas
2. Unlooked for » reviews
After Théodred's death Éomer has to cope with the loss. Théoden and Wormtongue are making it harder, so he leaves in secret to persue orcs on their way to Isengard. But then some unexpected things happen... not an AUÉomerLegolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-23-03 - Published: 10-13-02
3. I am the One Ring reviews
A little poem I wrote for Art Class and got me an A. My friends and my pride drove me to put it up here. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-19-03
4. Highschool Elvea's POV » reviews
AU Love, hate and stalkers. You guessed, just an average high school... R&R people! 13's up! Hey does that mean bad luck?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,964 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 11-10-02 - Published: 4-13-02
5. Chaos, panic, disorder, my work is done here reviews
Based on true story. Endomiel and I make a dangerous journey into forbidden school basement. We found Moria... are there gateways to Me? Rating for some profanity
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-02
6. The Fellowship of the Ringwraiths » reviews
AU The Ringwraiths set out to destroy the Ring, but will they really do it or just deliver it to Sauron? The original Fellowship follows them to keep an eye on them. R&R please...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-1-02 - Published: 5-1-02
Return to Top