Me? I'm an ass, and I'm old enough to buy porn, cigarettes, and lottery tickets. I smell like clove, and my diety can kick your diety's ass and steal its lunch money.Not much else to it.
I read fiction, write it on rare occasion. Writing's not my gift, sorry, though that doesn't mean I don't know what I good story looks like. And if your writing leaves something to be desired, and you seem not to understand that, I'll make sure you do.
Fantards and fanits beware. I carry pepper spray.
(last updated 05/18/06)
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