Hi peoples! I'm not really good a this kind of thing so i'll just tell you a little about myself, yes? Well, I'm seventeen and I am a Senior in my crappy high school. I like a ton of manga and anime but Saiyuki is my passion. But only the manga for them. I do not like the Saiyuki anime in the slightest. I have nothing against those of you that do but I just really dont. I am however in LOVE with the manga. I have all of them and am waiting for the next one impatiently.

Other anime or mangas I like are Ouran High School Host Club, Full Metal Alchemist, Death Note, Claymore, Fruits Basket, Rurouni Kenshin, Wolf's Rain, and .hack. My favorite characters from each are, Hikaru and Kaoru and Tamaki from Ouran, Hawkeye from FMA, L and Ryuk from Death Note, Teresa from Claymore, Kakeru from Fruits Basket (He's only in the mangas.), Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin, Sesshomaru from Inuyasha, Toboe and Kiba from Wolf's Rain, and Balmung from .hack.

My least favorite characters are, Kyoya's dad and Tamaki's grandmother from Ouran, King Bradley from FMA, Light from Death Note, Ophelia from Claymore, Kimi from Fruits Basket (She's also only in the mangas.), No one from Rourouni Kenshin, Darcia from Wolf's Rain, and no one from .hack. In Saiyuki my least favorite character is Gyokumen Koushu. She's bitchy. I also REALLY don't like Ukoku much when he's hurting my boys...bastard.

Some shows I like are That 70s' Show, Heroes, Avatar the Last Airbender (Which I dont count as an anime.), Futurama, and Family Guy. My favorite characters from these are, Hyde and Fez from That 70s' Show, Hiro from Heroes, Zuko from Avatar, Bender and Zoidberg from Futurama, and the evil monkey from Family Guy.

My all time favorite show is Bones. It's the most awsome show ever!! My favorite character is Zack. He's a cutie. It made me so sad what happened to him. (If you dont know then watch the show.) My least fav character is...Booth's brother. I forget his name. But I just dont like him.

Other things about me? Well I love to write fanfiction, Saiyuki fanfiction is pretty much all though. I can never fully choose a favorite from Saiyuki. One day I'll think Sanzo but then I'll remamber how badass the others are and I'm like, "Oh, but I love them too!" so my favorite is all four of the guys...and Jeep. Jeep's awsome!

My muse, the guy who forces Saiyuki fanfic ideas into my mind, is Fred or Freddie if he's in trouble. He lives under my bed and if you want his description you'll have to read my first fic. Hehehehe. I used to write Inuyasha fics when I was in middle school but now I'm a Saiyuki girl and none of you will ever see one of those early Inuyasha fics. Your not missing much.

Another interesting fact is that I am writing a real book with my co-author/best friend. If your curious about it send me a message and I'll tell you what its about. I'm not going to write it all down here. But I will tell you my main characters name. Its Inaru. He's a white wolf demon and he's my baby. I love him as if he were real.

My best friends name is Elizabeth. She's the one writing my book with me. She gives a whole new meaning to the fraise, "With friends like this who needs enemies?" But she's like my sister. She was actually the one who introduced me to Saiyuki...I guess i owe her. Uh oh. Dont tell her that. I have a few other friends but none of them are as closae to me as her. She also has a slight God complex. And by slight I mean less than Light Yagami but more than what is healthy. For those who arent familiar with Death Note you wont get the reference. My friend Cory is her most loyal slave...no really. He calls himself that. He also brags about it to me. Though I always tell him that I really wouldnt want to be so pathetic. It keeps him happy. And anyone who is as much like a puppy as he is needs a master. Yeah...my friends are weird.

Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
When protection meant wearing a helmet?
When the worst thing you could get from boys were cooties?
Dads shoulders were the highest place on earth,
And mom was your hero?
Your worst enemies were your siblings,
Race issues were about who ran the fastest,
The only drug you knew was cough medicine,
Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut,
The only thing that hurt you was skinned knees
And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
And we couldn't wait to grow up.

Here are some of my all time favorite quotes.

"Even the devil may cry if he should look around Hell and realize he's there alone."-Acheron. (My all time favorite quote!)

"Last night I dremt that somebody loved me. No hope. No harm. Just another false alarm."- The Smiths

"Eat until you cant anymore. Play until you drop. Sleep the day away. Its okay to laugh, or yell, or cry...just live, live, live."-Son Goku

"I'm not the sun."-Konzen Douji

"Muichimotsu. If you meet Buddha kill him. If you meet the patriarchs kill them. Free of all. Bound by nothing. You live your life simply as it is."-Genjyo Sanzo

"Whatever it is, it's big and hard and purple...but then that wouldn't remind you of anything would it, priesty?"-Gojyo to Sanzo

"Yay! Alcohol!"-Goku

"Sanzos must taste awesome!"-Goku

"But I'm so hungry, I have rigor mortis!"-Goku

"Sanzo's all pissy, Hakkai's frickin' scary, an' I spent th' afternoon gettin' painted on!"-Goku to Gojyo

"Hell is rather anti-climactic."-Hakkai

"Having never been eaten, I wouldn't know."-Sanzo

"And give me my gun back. I don't want your idiocy getting all over it."-Sanzo to Gojyo

"There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods."-I dont know whose quote this is but doesnt it sort of remind you of Sanzo?

"All we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allan Poe

"You'll never see the moments coming that will forever mutilate your life- at least not until after they've mowed you down."-Savitar. (Awsome guy from the Dark-Hunter book series. If you havent read them go read them NOW!)

"What exactly am I supposed to be squinting at?"
"Ahh, you know, it's like pornography. You'll know when you see it."- Bones and Booth.

"She didn't give him a warning. She just shot him... with alcohol on her breath."
"It was her first shooting, you can't expect her to be perfect right out of the gate."-Booth and Goodman

"Yes, but is he nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh, or was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh, or did he just lick his fingers after surgery?"-Bones

"I'm afraid Angela might quit."
"I'm amazed she stuck it out this long."
"Why?"
"Well, because she's human. I'm sorry, Bones, it's just that, you know sighs Angela didn't get the same training the rest of you got on planet Vulcan. "-Bones and Booth

"You can't have a gun."
"Why not?"
"Because you were charged with a felony."
"Write down that you were wrong to charge me."
"Oh, there's no space for that."-Bones and Booth

"I can't drive."
"You’re a genius who can’t drive?"
"If you know what I know about constructural design, you wouldn’t drive either."-Bones and Booth

"Using a refrigerator to hide a body...kinda perfect isn't it?"
"A good way to remove the victim without being detected. The rubber gaskets seal in the odor."
"Maybe the company should use that in their ads."-Hodgins, Zack and Angela

"Why don't we ever take my car?"
"Do you have bullet proof vests in the trunk?"
"No."
"That's why."-Bones and Booth

"I'm doing the fecal flotation right, now. pauses Wow, don't get to say that a lot."-Hodgins

"Don't you have to read him his rights before you strangle him?"-Bones to Booth

"I miss organic chemistry class. Those were good times."
"I miss my first microscope."
"Yeah and I miss normal people. Can we move on?"Bones, Zack and Booth

"I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a pornado."-Hodgins

"A prodigy violinist dissapears and a month later his skull ends up bouncing off a garbage truck?"
"Obviously, we are looking for someone who really really hates classical music."-Cam and Booth

"I always liked Booth. Nicest guy to ever arrest me."-Max Brennan

"No signs of cannibalism. No bite marks-" " -No condiments."-Bones and Hodgins

"Is she serious?"
"As serious as a gas attack."
"(sighs)Heart attack, Bones. As serious as a heart attack."-Sherrif, Bones and Booth

" 'Contrariwise,' continued Twedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. Thats logic.' "-Alice in Wonderland

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways."-?

"When the rich wage war it's the poor who die."-?

"Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject"-?

"If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating."-?

"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again."-?

"Anything thrown hard enough should hurt."-?

"Its not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."-?

"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."-? It's Sanzo again!

"This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force."-?

"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."-?

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."-?

"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."-?

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."-?

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue."-?

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."-?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

"Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience."-?

"Every fight is a food fight if your a cannibal."-Demitri Martin

"See, God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."-Robin Williams

"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"-Woody Allen

"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."-Abraham Lincoln

"To find out a girls faults, praise her to her girl friends."-Benjamin Franklin

"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."-Friedrich Nietzsche

"When you become senile you wont know it."-Bill Cosby

"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?"-Steven Spielberg

"Heroism on comand, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsence that goes by the name of patriotism- how passionately I hate them."-Albert Einstein

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."-Albert Einstein

"Innocents is but a lack of common sence."-?

"The report of my death was an exaggeration."-Mark Twain

"Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advise to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it."-Somerset Maugham

"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paper work."-Peter De Vries

"A bookstore is the only proof we have that people are still thinking."-Jerry Seinfield

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."-Douglas Adams

"I am free of all predjudices. I hate everyone equally."-W.C.Fields

"I will not carry a gun... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" -Hawkeye

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mamals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel."-a line from a song. If you wanna hear it just search the discovery channel song.

" 'Why do you think when he's havin' his gay sex theres no babies being made?' 'He wears protection.' "- My best friend Elizabeth talking with this dumbass redneck dude in our fourth period class about her uncle who is bi-sexual. When she said this I really lost it and burst out laughing. Her uncle is completely awsome and, though I'm a Christian, I have nothing against gay people.

"Cause I'm under her wing, and your just off to the side, so when she flies you fall off."-My friend Cory talking to me about how he was taken under Elizabeths wing. Me and Elizabeths reactions were, "WHAT?!" and then to burst out laughing.

"When I was little I would pee on my family."-Cory when we were talking about stuff we did as a child. Me and Elizabeths reactions were to imediatly burst out laughing until we cried.

"There was a kid one time who was playing in a box, and his parents weren't watchin' him, and he took it into the middle of an interstate and got hit."-My drivers ed teacher. After he said this, sounding so serious, Elizabeth and me burst out laughing. We make fun of him for it all the time.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton

"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts." --Orson Welles

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." --Bertrand Russell

"Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes f-ing ROCKS!!)

"So the secret to good self esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?" – Calvin & Hobbes

"Reality continues to ruin my life."-Calvin &Hobbes

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." -Calvin & Hobbes

"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words"- Calvin & Hobbes

"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!" -C&H

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. "-C&H

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."-C&H

"Its no use! Everybody gets good enemies except me. "-C&H

"What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?" -C&H

"As a math atheist, I should be excused from this. "-C&H

"I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing."-C&H

"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"-C&H

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."-C&H

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." -C&H

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.

"Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."-Calvin

"I'm a simple man, Hobbes."
"You?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!"
"I'm a simple man with complex tastes."

"See Any UFOs?"
"Not yet."
"Well, keep your eyes open, they're bound to land here sometime."
"What will we do when they come?"
"See if we can sell mom and dad into slavery for a star cruiser"-C&H

"I'm not going to so my maths homework. Look at these unsolved problems. Here's a number in mortal combat with another. One of them is going to get subtracted. But why? What will be left of him? If I answered these, it would kill the suspense. It would resolve the conflict and turn intriguing possibilities into boring old facts."
"I never really thought about the literary possibilities of maths."
"I prefer to savour the mystery." -C&H

"Bad news Dad. Your polls are way down."
"My polls?"
"You rate especialy low among tigers and six year old white males." -Calvin and his dad.

H : "What do you think is the secret to happiness? Is it money, power or fame?"
C : "I'd choose money. If you have enough money, you can buy fame and power. That way you'r have it all and be really happy. Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess."
H : "I suppose thats one way to define it."
C : "The part I think I'd like best is crushing people who get in my way."

"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?"
"No, Calvin."
"CAN I RIDE MY TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?"
"No, Calvin."
"Then can I have a cookie?"
"No, Calvin."
"She's on to me."

"What state do you live in?"
"Denial." - Miss Wormwood & Calvin

"Dad, I'd like to have a little talk."
"Um...ok."
"As the wage earner here, its your responsibility to show some consumer confidence and start buying things that will get the economy going and create profits and employment. Here's a list of some big-ticket items I'd like for Christmas. I hope I can trust you to do whats right for our country."
"I've got to stop leaving the Wall Street Journal around." -Calvin and his dad.

"Too bad the world will be ending soon."
"Beg your pardon?"
"Halley's Comet. Comets are harbingers of doom."
"No they arent, thats just superstition."
"Really? Guess I'd better write that book report." -C&H

"Since September it's just gotten colder and colder. There's less daylight now, I've noticed too. This can only mean one thing - the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isnt going out. He says its colder because the earth's orbit is taking us farther from the sun. He says winter will be here soon.
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?" -Calvin

"I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?"-Calvin

Hobbes : "It says here that by the age of 6, most children have seen a million muders on television."
Calvin : "I find that very disturbing...it means I've been watching all the wrong channels."

H : "What are you doing?"
C : "Being cool."
H : "You look more like you're bored."
C : "The world bores you when you're cool."

"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible."-Calvin

"We are a fierce and dirty band of cut-throat pirates! Keep a sharp lookout matey, we dont want any sissy girls on our ship!"
"We dont like girls??"
"Of course not dummy, we're a murderous bunch of pirates, remember?"
"Who do we smooch then?" -Calvin and Hobbes

"There's a new girl in our class."
"Well, whats her name?"
"WHO KNOWS?"
"Is she nice?"
"WHO CARES? Not me!"
"Do you LIKE her?"
"NO!"-Calvin.

"A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. "-Calvin & Hobbes

"All right, I confess. I intend to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga then proceed to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out."-Capt. Jack Sparrow

Davey Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: thinks for a second Yep. I'm good with it.

Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES!

Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look.
brings out the monkey in a cage, shoots him
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia Dalma: releases the monkey from the cage
Gibbs: muttered No...
Speaking clearly
Gibbs: You've no idea how long it took us to catch that.
Tia Dalma: The payment is fair...

Jack Sparrow: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: immaturely You smell funny.

Marty: Marty picks up the cloth It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a drawing of a key.

Jack Sparrow: to cannibals Alas, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...
gets splashed by a wave
Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

Gibbs: Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen... what do keys do?
Leech: Keys unlock... things?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So we're going after this key!
Jack Sparrow: You're not making any sense at all.

Will Turner: Jack, Elizabeth is in danger!
Jack Sparrow: Have you considered keeping more watchful eye on her? Maybe just lock her up somewhere.

Will Turner: That's the Flying Dutchman? It doesn't look like much.
Jack Sparrow: Neither do you. Do not underestimate.

Jack Sparrow: I want my jar of dirt!

Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: well thats good cause If I wasn't, this'd probably never work.

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
looks at Jack's sword
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: turns to Gibbs I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Murtogg:This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy
Jack Sparrow: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it's not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.
MullroyYou've seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven't seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you.
hands Jack a jar of dirt
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back.
Jack Sparrow: turns away, hugging jar to his chest No.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told you

Jack Sparrow: Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth Swann: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: from beside them Human hair.
pause
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

Jack Sparrow: to Weatherby Swann: I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
to Commodore Norrington
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
backs up and trips over ledge

Pintel: Your'e supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Jack Sparrow: You, sailor.
Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
pause
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.
Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot squawk Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

Elizabeth Swann: Pirate or not this man saved my life.
Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him.

Barbossa: It's not possible!
Jack Sparrow: Not probable.

Lt. Gillette:This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay.
Jack Sparrow: Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

Jack Sparrow: holds up jar of dirt Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
falls down stairs, holds up jar again
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: sing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Jack Sparrow: Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!

Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.

Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Will Turner: Be my guest.
Jack Sparrow: Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So whose fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?
Norrington: ENOUGH!
Jack somersaults off roof, Norrington turns to Will
Norrington: Unfortunately Mr. Turner, he's right!

Jack Sparrow: (to Elizabeth) Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

18. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.

smoked.
x consumed alcohol. (not much though)
x slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
x slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
kissed someone of the same sex.
had sex.
x had someone in your room other than family.
watched porn
bought porn.
tried drugs.

TOTAL: 4

x taken painkillers.
x taken someone else's prescription medicine.
x lied to your parents.
x lied to a friend.
snuck out of the house.
x done something illegal.(Does tresspassing count?)
x felt hurt.
x hurt someone.
x wished someone to die.
x seen someone die.(My Papa.)

TOTAL: 13

missed curfew.
stayed out all night.
eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
been to a therapist.
received a ticket.
been to rehab
dyed your hair.
x been in an accident.
been to a club.
x been to a bar

TOTAL: 15

been to a wild party
been to a Mardi Gras parade.
x drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
had a spring break in Florida.
sniffed anything
x wore black nail polish
x wore arm bands.
x wore t-shirts with band names.
x listened to rap. (When I was young.)
owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 20

x dressed gothic
dressed girly.
x dressed punk.
dressed grunge.
x stole something.
been too drunk to remember anything.
blacked out.
fainted.
had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 23

x had a crush on a friend.
been to a concert.
dry-humped someone
x been called a slut.
x called someone a slut.
installed speakers in your car.
broken a mirror.
x showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.

TOTAL: 27

considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
x seen an R-rated movie in theater.
x cruised the mall.
skipped school.
had surgery.
x had an injury.
gone to court.
walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
caught something on fire.
x lied about your age.

TOTAL: 31

owned/rented an apartment/house.
broke the law in the police's presence
made out with someone who had a GF/BF (NO WAY D: thats just horrible! )
got in trouble with the police.
x talked to a stranger.
x hugged a stranger.
kissed a stranger.
rode in the car with a stranger
been harassed.

been verbally harassed.

TOTAL: 33

met face-to-face with someone you met online.
x stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
x talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. (All the time.)
x watched TV for 5 hours straight.
x been to a fair.
been called a bad influence.
drank and drove.
x prank-called someone.
x laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
x cheated on a test.

TOTAL: 40

If You Have Less Than 10.. write I'm a Goody Goody
If You Have More Than 10.. write I'm still a goody goody
If You Have more Than 20..write I'm average
If You Have More Than 30..write I'm a bad kid
If You have more than 40..write I'm a very bad influence
If You Have more than 50..write I'm a horrible person
If You Have more than 60..write I should be in jail
If You Have more than 70..Write I should be dead

I'm not really into this "copy this to your profile" thing but i've found some that i really like. Here they are.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you think that gay people should have the same rights as a straight couple, copy this to your profile

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

This is about a little girl who was abused. When I read it I cried.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

The ones below that are in italics are for me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I' a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm an idependent rebel so I MUST be looking for attention.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

These are some hilarious comebacks to any lines a guy might try on you.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite gender.(AKA if you are a girl, write 2 boy's names)

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)SharinganwarriorTribute(KAKASHI HATAKE!see username...)sasukerules.org(who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!) Gaara-Ino4ever(hmm... uhhhhhh i know... Hami from "Over the Hedge"), Hyperactive Hinata (too many to write),-ILoveLToDeath- (a sequel to Death Note...LIFE NOTE...I want L back, and other ideas) Holysinner5527 (I would have all my Saiyuki boys! Sanzo REALLY needs to exist.)

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Repost this if you agree with it.

And thats it I guess. I hope you enjoy my fics and please send reviews. But please no flames! They sear the soul with pain.