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Author has written 42 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Bible, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter. Thalia Weaver. Er, fanficcery. God, I haven't updated this in a long time. I'm probably going to go through this and delete the crap at some point. ...er, at some point. Fifteen, Orthodox Jewish, lover of poetry and also I kinda like slash. I love long, rambly, descriptive prose. As you might be able to tell. Favorite authors: Sylvia Plath, Yehuda Amichai, Dorothy Parker, Oscar Hijuelos, Orson Scott Card, Ray Bradbury, and Robert Lowell. Oh, and J.R.R. Tolkien. Yeah. Right, that's about it. "Praise from the praiseworthy is above all rewards." -LotR. | |||||||||
1. Stir reviewsAfter a long summer in half-darkness, Ron and Hermione spend an afternoon in the sunlight. (Mild RHr, post-fith year)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-042. cain&abel reviewscain and abel, younger, see a bird.Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-15-043. And So He Ran reviewsJonah never married. His face grew thin and sallowand his bones juttted..."Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-15-044. Be At Peace reviewsBoromir dies.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-18-045. Horizons reviewsA vignette about death on the high seas...sort of.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-17-046. The Lady Of Ithilien reviewsEven now there are no caged birds in Ithilien--save one.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-28-037. Eowyn Is Dead reviewsVaguely stream-of-consciousness. Eowyn at the Pelennor Fields.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-26-038. The Medallion reviewsA moody, angsty piece--Will, age ten, receives the medallion his father sent for him.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-11-039. The Blade of Captain Sparrow » reviewsThe indomitable Sparrow receives a gold-filigreed gift from his straight-laced protege. Much mayhem ensues. Jack/Will, Elizabeth/AnamariaPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 10-13-03 - Published: 7-16-0310. Rum reviewsSomething that started as a drabble and grew. A character sketch on Captain Jack Sparrow.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-9-0311. Entling » reviewsThis is a story using some neglected- and beautiful- parts of the canon. The child of a strange union must fulfill her destiny and make a terrible choice. (Erg. I stink at summaries...)Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,563 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 9-13-03 - Published: 5-10-0212. Pirates: The Lost Glamorous Figures of Our Time reviewsA book?" Gibbs laughed, a raucous sound that could just as well have been crying. It echoed too loudly in the near-deserted bar. "A book...well now, I'm sure Jack would've been 'appy t'know that someone wanted t'immort'lize 'im on paper..."Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-6-0313. The Black Pearl Sails reviewsA drabble, on the subject of that seaworthiest of ships.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-3-0314. The Good Old Days reviewsA pirate reminisces on happenings past.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-18-0315. The Birthing reviews'That darkest hour rang with shrieks of agony. The pains had begun while the sun had still been high; now the stars shone pale and cold far above, and beneath the roof of the hovel, the child had not yet come.'Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-0316. Random LotR Haiku » reviewsThese are my character haikus. I don't expect anyone to read this but if they do- review! I might continue! Heh.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-4-03 - Published: 3-25-0217. The Sordid Affair Of The Urple Muffins reviewsThis is in response to the insanely hard PPC board challenge. Umm...it's very insane and random. And somewhat funny. I think.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-25-0318. I Wait reviewsOn the shore of Valinor, Celebrian waits for her husband...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-24-03 - Elrond19. Miriam's Lament reviewsThe thoughts of Miriam as she watches Moses float down the river.Bible - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-0320. My Father, My King » reviewsEomer after the War of the Ring, from the viewpoint of his sons.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-14-03 - Published: 2-28-0321. A Pillar Of Salt reviewsA short poem inspired by the story of the wife of Lot, Abraham's nephew, who got turned into a pillar of salt.Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-5-0322. The Morning Of The Eorlingas reviewsThe host of Rohan rides to victory at Helm's Deep.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-4-0323. There And Back Again? » reviewsA girl wakes up in pre-LotR Rohan, and settles into life in Edoras; hopefully NOT a Mary-Sue, but let the canon be your guide. *bows to Tolkien*Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 5-15-03 - Published: 10-17-0224. Tears of Gold reviewsIn response to the PPC board challenge. The Ring has been destroyed, and an anointing rain falls, cleansing the earth...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-11-0325. Sound and Silence reviewsA birthday fic for my friend Mytsie. Poetic musings on Ulmo, the Lord of Waters.Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-0326. The Wife of the Gatewarden reviewsHama's wife, during and after the Battle of Helm's Deep (where Hama dies, in bookverse).Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-2-0327. For A Drink Of Water reviewsLet it not be said that the Ring never tempted Master Samwise.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-27-03 - Samwise G. & Gollum28. Probability » reviewsA girl who is rather prone to accidents, fainting and embarrassment finds herself in pre-LotR Rivendell. In a word: gleep.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 4-8-03 - Published: 1-24-0329. Secretary To A Wizard » reviewsIt's around now. If Gandalf ran a company- his secretary's story. 2/?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-20-03 - Published: 4-26-02 - Gandalf30. The End of the Road » reviewsMusings on the later days of the lesser-known Ringbearer by his daughter, Goldilocks Gamgee. (revised)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-3-03 - Published: 12-10-0231. Fimbrethil's Return » reviewsYet another of my Ent stories...the Entwives are despairing...will they come back?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-15-03 - Published: 6-6-02 - Treebeard32. One Afternoon By The River » reviewsArathorn and Gilraen- my theory on how they met ^.^ AU!!! Not true to the canon; see Appendix A, Section V, Paragraph I.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-12-03 - Published: 10-2-0233. Farewells reviewsA poem of farewell, to the fairest ones of all.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-9-0234. Undomiel reviewsAnother angsty poem :| A descendant of Aragorn and Arwen looks back at them and wonders.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-22-0235. To Nienor reviewsI always thought Nienor's death lent itself to poetry...a sad bit of angst, because I read the Sil again and cried.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-22-0236. Ulmo's Song reviewsBecause I love Ulmo. Strange, pointless, and slightly poetic- overall, simply odd. Something I wrote of an afternoon, when I was depressed and it was raining. Incoherence officially ahead.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-17-0237. Silk reviewsA rather superfluous little ficlet about a Haradri trader and a nameless woman...rather pointless, but otherwise...^.^Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-2-0238. Dead Heart (My First And ONLY Mary Sue) » reviewsUm...I wrote this long ago, before I reformed- I didn't take it down because, though a Mary Sue, it's written pretty well ^.^.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-26-02 - Published: 3-3-0239. An Article From The Middle Earth Journal reviewsJust thought this was a good idea...in no way funny, but then, who am I kiddin'? Heh. :-DLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-25-0240. An Attempt At Psychoanalysis Of Gimli reviewsAn unexplored thing: what's Gimli thinking? Not funny, not a comedy, not a parody.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-25-0241. Random Lord of the Rings Poetry reviewsUm...I wrote these a long time ago, and they're not very good. A very few character-based poems; they're pretty awful. Acrostics.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-10-0242. Remembering reviewsSlightly disturbing. Aragorn musing on moonlit nights-- this IS NOT SLASH!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-3-02
