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since: 02-27-02, id: 177211, Profile Updated: 05-17-09
country: United States
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Author has written 17 stories for G. I. Joe, and Stargate: SG-1.

Writing is arrogant. Not writing is selfish.

I hope you like my stories. It's about escapism for me, not changing the world.

11/2008- So, I sometimes get messages about my GI Joe fic and if I still write. I do. I disappeared into Stargate Sg-1 for a long time. I'm back on this site now with a new name and fandoms.

You can find me here as Surreallis.

I'm on Live Journal mostly though. You can find all my GI Joe and Stargate fic (of which there's a metric fck ton) on my fic journal. The link should be on this page somewhere. Or you can jog over to my new account and ask me questions if you have them.

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1. The Blue JellO Metaphor reviews
Sometimes she feels like she came from another planet. Sometimes she forgets that there are three men who love her despite her faults. Samlove.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 7-2-05 - Carter, S.
2. Invasion! reviews
She held his gaze, trying to read his eyes. The darkness made it difficult. The fact that it was Jack in full combat mode made it impossible. Twisty, turny action and some Sam and Jack UST. Plus Janet and Jonas!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-27-05 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
3. Yet Another Pleasure Planet reviews
Everyone was naked. Seriously naked. Not a stitch to be seen! TeamHumor.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-26-05
4. Northern Lights: Going Home Again reviews
The sequel to Cyberlife. After the internet connection led to Beach Head and Cover Girl confronting their feelings for each other, Cover Girl takes Beachie home for Thanksgiving. With a few tagalongs.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-04
5. Drop To Zero reviews
What if the episode Red Sky had ended differently? Sam said she couldn't live with herself. Jack isn't doing too well either. Short angst. SJ and Daniel-friendly.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-23-04 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
6. Jack and the Chair reviews
Jack just wants to find a place to hide for a while. Unfortunately... the chair is taken. Just a short, silly fic that wouldn't leave me until I wrote it. Give it a try! Wow, thanks everyone for the reviews!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-14-04 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
7. Old Dogs And New Blood reviews
The new ninja hotness of the Joes learns a lesson from an old dog. CYBERLIFE READERS- please read the notes in this story for info on where to find the final chapter!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-30-04
8. Conversation of the Hearts reviews
Very short Valentine's Day story. Beach Head has no use for Valentine's Day... until this year. BHCG.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-14-04
9. Descent reviews
What is Beach Head thinking while he's a POW of Serpentor in the current comic storyline? Short fic. Just had to work out my own thoughts on it. Spoilers for ARAH issues 22-24
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-17-03
10. Salvation » reviews
BH/CG -- Cover Girl goes looking for a missing part of her life just before G.I. Joe is resurrected. She finds him battling inner demons and in danger of fading away... *All chapters uploaded. Complete!*
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,407 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-2-03 - Published: 3-25-03 - Complete
11. New Year's Hostage reviews
Beach Head and Cover Girl run into trouble on New Year's Eve. Short humor/drama holiday fic! Would have been up sooner...but ya know...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-2-03
12. Motor Pool Madness reviews
Beach Head and Cover Girl get their groove thang on. Short, silly fic.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-23-02
13. A Good Soldier » reviews
Pre-Joe story. Sgt. Wayne Sneeden trains an attractive recruit at a Central American Covert-Ops camp. Her name? Corporal Alison Hart-Burnett. Final chapter added. Now complete!
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,198 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-29-02 - Published: 11-5-02 - Complete
14. The Thin Line Between » reviews
Beach Head, Cover Girl, and Handcuffs! What more can I write to get your attention??
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-21-02 - Published: 9-10-02
15. Cover Girl's Continuing Adventure » reviews
Another Beach Head/Cover Girl pairing. Total humor! Try it....
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-25-02
16. Cover Girl's Big Adventure reviews
Another Beachhead fic, (yeah, I'm obsessed) This time he teams up with Cover Girl.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-7-02
17. Freefalling reviews
Short action fic involving Beach-Head and Lady Jaye. Just wanted to write a fic where Beach isn't a big joke.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-5-02
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